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>The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world:
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>The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!

What? Why would that be a greater match than Son of Krypton versus Zod of Krypton?

Zod had way better tech and a whole cadre of Kryptonian soldiers.

The US military was completely helpless without Superman.

Does Lex really see one masked human vigilante who usually limits himself to one city (not even the whole state) as being a greater challenge for Superman than Zod?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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>>63361220
Eisenberg as Lex is SHIT.......A SHIT!
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>>63361220
>What? Why would that be a greater match than Son of Krypton versus Zod of Krypton?
Because that movie was a fucking piece of shit?
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>Bat.......of Gotham!

Is that really the best they could've done? Why not 'the dark knight'?
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>>63361220

He's being sarcastic. He's just orchestrating the fight to further frame Superman as a murderer.
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>"you should not pick a fight with this person."
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>>63361621
Because to maintain the symmetry, the whole line would be "Man of Steel versus The Dark Knight!". But I think Warner hates that phrase because they probably assume that naming the first movie Man of Steel was one of the reasons that it underperformed in the box office. This explains the terrible title of this one, where it has not one but two superhero names so that everyone knows exactly what it's going to be about.
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>>63361220

Because Superman and Batman are both big names in their world. There's a history there.

Zod is just some guy who showed up one day and Superman was too when he fought him.
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Guys, guys, I just thought of something... do you think maybe he knows Clark is Superman and Bruce is Batman?
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I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU
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>>63361751
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this movie is going to be a disaster isn't it?
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>>63361918
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>63361684
>Batman taller than Superman
dropped
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>>63361918
You're a fucking faggot.
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DC fags help.

1) What was the lizard thing?
2) Why is Luthor a boy?
3) Why does Batman have a gun?
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>>63362073
>OP asks why Lex would call Superman v Batman "the greatest match"

>"Maybe Lex already knows Clark is Superman and Bruce is Batman."

And that changes what?
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>>63361950

>implying Bruce won't be manipulated by Lex into playing sacrificial lamb
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>>63362169

>1. Doomsday
>2. Cause he's hot
>3. Batman uses guns in Dark Knight comic book

fucking nerd
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>>63361795
Daily reminder that this is 99% of the capeshit audience. And the people who watch shows like Gotham, Arrow, Flash, etc. are even worse than this fat clapping retard
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>>63361795
Reaction videos are truly the bottom of the barrel "entertainment". It's even below reality TV.
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>>63361795
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>>63362169

>1) What was the lizard thing?
CGI
>2) Why is Luthor a boy?
Jews, We cant stop it unfortunately
>3) Why does Batman have a gun?
No powers
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>>63362169
1) doomsday, presumably
2) it's the real Lex's son, which is also called Lex Luthor (and is/will be balled and fight against Bats and Supes, which really makes him THE Lex, but canon-wise THE Lex didn't do any of that shit, so his son takes literally every important aspect over. The real reason is to make a >le ebin new take like hamlet with guns and shit xD)
3) it's probably just a gun that electrifies or some shit. He uses various types of guns all the time - the grappling gun for instance
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>>63362047
4U
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the red capes are coming

the red capes are coming
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>>63361220
this kunt is the biggest squeaker ever, his voice grates so bad there is no way i could watch this at the cinema in dolby surround, my ears would bleed

"EETZ BRUCSSE WEEEN ENNNG CLAARRK KEENTT

I LEEEV EET"

fucking worst acting choice in history
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BOYS
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>>63362169
>>63362633

pls dont tell me you forgot Baleman used the same gun at Dark Knight when he was playing with the SWAT team at Joker's building
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>>63364633
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>63361220
Who the fuck LIKES Jesse Eisenberg?
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KRYPTONITE GUN YOU NIGGERS
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>>63364633
MMM?
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>>63361220
Everytime he opens his mouth its cringe
I don't care if Jesse Elberg is a good actor maybe in other movies, he sounds SO fucking bad in this. That whole flamboyant voice just sounds fucking stupid
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>>63361795
>>63362559

It's always black guys and they always seem happy and hype as fuck
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>>63361220
Lex views humanity as heroes. And Aliens as villains.
Two aliens fighting over earth is a villains turf war. But Humanity defending itself from the great alien evil. That's the greatest match in history.
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>>63362169

Doomsday
He's going to be a cunt behind the scenes
Wouldn't be the first time. It will be nonlethal
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>talking about comic book movies on a saturday night
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>>63368142
That's cuz they know whitie gettin keked.
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>>63368160
>>63361220

One is two evenly matched guys having a punch up. The other is a man taking down a God

This isn't to hard to figure out
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>>63361795
Link to the original video pls
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>>63368197
I'm old enough to have fucked your mother, son.

It must be nice to be so privileged to have a social life in 2015.
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>>63361220

Is this the single worst performance by an actor ever?
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>>63362169
>3) Why does Batman have a gun?
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>>63368254

Well if Lex is actively trying to be zany and pissing people off it actually makes it one of the best because it's certainly done that. Guess we have to wait and see
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>>63361220
>Does Lex really see one masked human vigilante who usually limits himself to one city (not even the whole state) as being a greater challenge for Superman than Zod?
thats why he is making doomsday from zods dead body
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>>63368142
black guys tend to enjoy simple things instead of complaining about everything
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>>63368313

If there is a single word I could think of that does NOT describe Lex Luthor it would be "zany".
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>>63368197
so you're admitting you're a virgin?
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>>63368372

Lex is a massive liar though and has a public persona far different to what he's actually like. Maybe they're playing that to extremes?
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>>63368411

Why are you so desperate to damage control for this? I'll change my mind if it turns out to be good but I'm not going to make up shit to defend what looks like garbage.
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>>63367670
>>63368098
>>63364599
Daily Reminder:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ
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>>63368424

Because I don't to join the hivemind and scream it's the worst thing ever without having actually seen the film.
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>>63368445

The trailer is one of the worst trailers ever and is turning people off from the movie. We are judging the trailer and it's shit.
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>>63368460

Then keep doing that. I'm not making anything up when I'm talking about Luthors public persona though and I did say "maybe"
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>>63361918
On n52 superman doesn't has a secret identity anymore and Lex knows who bats is, so maybe.

Also Lex was on the League last time I read it and he seemed legitimately like a nice character.
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>>63368487

> and he seemed legitimately like a nice character.

Congrats m8 you have been lured in by the magnificent Mr Luthor. He has Owlman working for him behind the leagues back. Guys still dirty
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>>63368283
Those really aren't good examples of batman. Batman stories aren't amazing anymore and the ones on that pic manage to be sub-mediocre.
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>>63368545

>They don't count since I don't like them
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>>63361220
>Does Lex really see one masked human vigilante who usually limits himself to one city (not even the whole state) as being a greater challenge for Superman than Zod?
idk what he thinks about Batman, but Lex would consider himself to be better than Supes. That's his whole insecurity.
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>>63368545

It doesn't even have him killing Darkseid with a gun. Keep pretending Batman holding a gun is bizarre though I guess
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>>63361220
bat.. not Bats.. fuckign dropped.
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>>63368570

Luthor can do far more for the world than Superman can if he just put his ego and hatred of Superman behind
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>>63368557
welcome to the real world kiddo
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>>63368539
Nice in the way that he seems like a decent character, i.e. not cardboard like so many n52 versions.
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>>63362169
1) Doomsday/Bizarro hybrid which could potentially evolve with each attack
2) because Lex is always based on self-made rich assholes, who are a lot younger these days
3) not a gun, but a non-lethal gun shaped weapon
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>>63368572
It's not bizarre but every time he holds a gun the quality takes a huge dive.

Besides, of course, the fact that a huge point of that character is that he doesn't use the thing that killed his parents.
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>>63368713
>the fact that a huge point of that character is that he doesn't use the thing that killed his parents.

Spot the person who didn't follow Batman until the 2000s.
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>>63368142

Dude ignorance is bliss, while you're pondering over some bullshit meaning to a Tark film this guy is happy to be eating some popcorn watching shit explode.
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>>63368717
It's been 15 years of that grandpa.
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>>63368779

Out of what, 70 years?
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>>63368757

In a lot of ways this just seems smarter than us. He knows what he wants and he knows what he's getting. Capes kicking the shit out of each other while other sit blows up. We're in the wrong for wanting Capes to be high art if anything
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>>63361220
Is lex supposed to represent me, the spectator? Like i'm some kind of gigantic faggot for cheering on a fight between batman, and superman?
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>>63368815

76. And he's wrong anyway because Batman used a real gun with a real bullet to kill Darkseid and that was in 2008
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>>63361621
The first trailer had him saying "Man vs God, Day vs Night", he probably finished that sentence with "Son of Krypton vs Bat of Gotham, Man of Steel vs Dark Knight/Caped Crusader"
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>>63362633
It's not going to be Alexander Luthor Jr. We need to set up Earth 3 for that.

Maybe we can expect that for the 4th or 5th JLA movie if it ever happens.
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>>63361796
>Man of Steel™ versus® The Dark Knight™©!
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Is lex supposed to be this fucking punchable in the comics?
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>>63370160
Yes
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