Why do normies ruin everything? Why couldn't they have left it at ten seasons and a movie? Why couldn't the Kickstarter have failed?
[op]JOEL HODGSON KILLED MY CHILDHOOD[/op]
>>63359654
Mike
>successful
>funny
>does Rifftrax
Joel
>unfunny
>JUST-tier
>dead career
I still kind of want to watch them and just write down the entire script. From that, I will input everyone's lines into a different text to speech thing, edit it together, and then overlay it over whatever they're watching. I think it'll be perfect.
>>63359654
How about you don't watch it OP? I certainly won't be.
>>63360155
Cool I bet your tumblr friends with love it.
>>63359912
Mike Nelson is essentially doing/stealing MST3K right now under the Rifftrax title and you're bitching about Joel bringing the show back.
Do Joel haters have any self-awareness?
>>63359912
I love both but Joel at least has integrity, he left the show because he was against there being a movie, and held his guns for the longest time. Mike Nelson is a corporate whore who would do anything for money, even youtube let's plays. I think Rifftrax is a trillion times better than cinematic titanic, though.
>>63360969
How can he be a corporate whore when he's a self-employed small business owner?
>>63359654
>implying normies are the ones paying for more episodes
>>63361039
He owns a business by virtue of whoring himself. It's not a hard concept to grasp.
>>63361123
> having a job is whoring yourself
What will you do when your parents stop funding you
>>63361140
It depends on what kind of job you do. Also nice projecting.
>>63360969
>I love both but Joel at least has integrity, he left the show because he was against there being a movie
Yeah ok. After the reboot comes out, the shitstain that you allege the movie to be will be microscopic in comparison.
>>63361258
Yeah, I'm not too optimistic about having Patton Oswalt in there.
>>63361324
At least we've got based Felicia Day to pull the show together
>>63360969
What was the problem with there being a movie? Also how did Mike ever sell out?
If anything Joel is making himself look bad by demanding ridiculous amounts of money for what should be a low budget production. And bringing on Felicia Day.
>>63361550
>based Felicia Day
Inject ammonia in your bloodstream, please
>>63359654
meh
It wont last long. On the bright side we'll get some lovely Felicia Day
>>63360969
>Joel at least has integrity
He supported Felicia Day getting a role in the new MST3K.
Felicia. Day.
I like Joel. Have you seen him do stand up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWCahpvlg64
>>63361576
MST3k: The Movie was an infamously disastrous production that almost destroyed the entire series right then and there.
>>63361657
He likes her
>>63361657
>>63361605
>>63361832
>a "Mike vs. Joel" schism among online fans that rivaled "Kirk vs. Picard" in sheer stupidity
topkek
>>63361979
Comic-Con nerds should be gassed. Just saying.
>>63361832
>"Every year, Hollywood makes hundreds of movies. This is one of them!"
I don't know. I kind of love that tagline.
>>63361832
Kurt Vonnegut wasn't a fan?
>>63362363
>In 1996, Jim Mallon and writers Trace Beaulieu and Kevin Murphy released the ultimate fan guide, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide. In it, Murphy shares the story about meeting his literary hero, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., and telling him about the show and its premise. Vonnegut was not impressed, telling Murphy that every artist deserves respect, even those who produce a bad movie. Still, Murphy couldn’t resist the opportunity to invite Vonnegut out to dinner, which the author politely declined, stating he had other plans. At dinner that night, Murphy and Vonnegut ended up dining at the same restaurant—except Vonnegut was alone, prompting Murphy to admit that he had been “faced ... but nicely faced.”
>>63362297
Saying what?
>>63362428
Kek. That sounds like the kind of thing Vonnegut would have done to anybody though.
>>63359654
do people really find this show funny?
or is it all nostalgia?
they're humorous at best, but mostly not. their skits are especially bad, and go on way too long.
>>63359654
I didn't watch a ton of MST3K, but seeing Felicia Day associated with the new stuff is cringey. Correct me if I'm wrong better-informed anons, but isn't she like, tryhard Big Bang Theory-tier nerd shit?
>>63362621
No, that's just the official supreme gentlemen stance on nerds with vaginas
>>63361832
It wasn't a bad movie, I don't understand why it gets to much flack.
>>63362915
Did you read the bit about how everyone involved hated it
>>63363364
Artists are always their own biggest critics. I liked it too and it's a good place to introduce people to the series.
>>63360713
No he's not. If he was stealing MST3K he'd be doing host segments and all that bullshit. It's just three guys riffing over movies.
I mean at least Rifftrax is still hilarious. Will MST3K still be funny when it comes back? It'll probably be shit without Joel as host and without Mike as head writer.
>>63362915
>>63363364
Good movies have come from troubled productions. Not often but it happens. BTTF recasting Marty a few weeks into shooting, for instance.
>>63362621
Underneath all the tryhard oh-so-quirky horseshit she has some legitimate geek cred. She did play a shitton of WoW.
I'd score her 50% legit, 50% poseur. Much better than TBBT, which was the producer of Two and a Half Men saying "let's make a show about nerds, aren't they wacky?"
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3a7ff86b6e/leaked-star-wars-auditions-with-the-bots-from-mst3k
The new Crow is fairly good.
New Servo... not so much
>no Mike
>no Murphy
>no Beaulieu
>not even fucking Corbett or Weinstein
yeah this will be shit
>>63363679
>She did play a shitton of WoW.
She's either lying about that or writing The Guild, because whoever did the latter clearly didn't play WoW or even research it beyond looking at concept art.
>>63360713
>>63360969
This is some of the stupidest, most warped logic I've seen all month. Joel bringing back MST3K without any other old writers is a-okay but Mike doing his own thing at Rifftrax is selling out? Are you huffing paint or is Joel's cock wedged in your brain?
>>63363679
>she has some legitimate geek cred. She did play a shitton of WoW.
>>63361657
Should have picked Veronica Belmont. At least she has nice tits.
>>63361657
what the fuck you got against Felicia? Felicia's cool af
>>63362608
>do people really find this show funny?
Absolutely.
>or is it all nostalgia?
Part of it is nostalgia, it has gathered a ton of fans long after it ended, though.
>they're humorous at best, but mostly not.
Starting to sound a bit bipolar there, bud.
>their skits are especially bad, and go on way too long.
It's a mixed bag, it went on air for 10 years. There's crap, but there are brilliant bits in there like the canada song and so on. I wonder what possesses retards like you to make impossibly "on the fence, nothing to add, please give me attention" posts like this.
>>63364850
I can smell your mangina dripping over the internet, betaboy.
>>63363717
>that tom servo
Jesus Fucking Christ, why?
>all the people arguing about who's the better host
>not realizing and understanding that both hosts had their plus and minuses
>and that it's perfectly alright for someone else to have a different opinion than yours
>>63365302
That's a very reddit opinion you have there.
>>63361832
Damn, if Joel was ever right about anything, it was that specific aspect.
Even if you like the movie, it just did too much damage.
>>63363717
>seen new Tom Servo twice
>both times he made DUDE I'M BLACK LMAO jokes
Come the fuck on.
Crow's all right though, if Tom's shit didn't leave me in a bad mood the "which one of you is George Lucas" bit and the return of Earth vs Soup would have elicited sensible chuckles
>>63362428
>telling Murphy that every artist deserves respect, even those who produce a bad movie
I would have asked Kurt to sit through Slapstick.
>>63361797
oh god, i didn't know he was originally a prop comic.
>>63361797
>>63366609
that... does not stand up to the test of time.
still interesting to see how he incorporated it into mst3k
>>63363717
>that Tom Servo
what the FUCK
>>63363717
Surely these aren't the ones for the new episodes right? I mean Servo sounds like dogshit
>>63361550
For the first time I recognised an anon being sarcastic. Go me.
>>63363717
>>63366086
>>63367598
>>63367812
To be fair... Crow was always the better bot.
>>63369356
Fuck no, fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA
>>63361832
What site is this from?
Five days to go and they're stuck at $3.8 million.
Looks like they're not going to make that 5.5 million goal.
>>63369732
Good, this looks like it's going to be terrible. Serves them right for trying to revive a good thing with this bullshit cast. Also new servo is a nigger.
>>63369356
As much as I love Crow, I'm going to have to disagree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0S2gzcEeU
>>63369356
Also, Trace is best Crow
Every aspect of this reboot has been incredibly tone deaf, from the informationless smash-and-grab of the first day of the Kickstarter to Joel's stumbling over whether or not the original crew was invited to participate (they weren't until fan outrage forced the issue) to revealing Jonah Ray as the new host as if that was something to be happy about. I will not be surprised if Joel walks away from this abortion after a few episodes claiming that the entire thing was Shout Factory's idea.
>>63369950
No.
>>63371767
The Rifftrax guys aren't involved, so I don't give a shit. It's a good thing they didn't reach the ridiculous 5 million goal, otherwise we'd have a whole year's worth of this bullshit.
>>63369950
No but he's the best Dr. Forrester.
Joel Hodgson is the Jackie Martling of lo-fi cult tv.
>>63369732
Kickstarters always peak in the first and last 72 hours
