is he still an A list actor?
i dont think so
Are you?
>>63353959
He should play Goku in a dbz movie
He's ascended the actor rating.
They do not apply to him
>>63354027
yes, as a matter of fact I am
>>63354095
He should direct instead.
Man of Tai Chi was great.
He looked that good in 2000?
fucking gooks genes
John wick was a good film he's still got it.
At least hes immortal.
>>63354345
his next movie knock knock looks even better
>>63353959
Has he ever been? Keanu is keanu list.
>>63353959
you even caught your first tube yet? fresh friend?
>>63354345
Wrong my mother didnt like all the repetitive killing
not after Dracula
FREE
>>63355654
PIZZA
>>63353959
>is he still an A list actor?
Was he ever?
That being said, I just can't not like this guy. He might pick the the worse roles in the shittiest movies and have troubles acting, but I simply can't hate him.
He's dating a trap
chocolate with sprinkles!
>>63356000
Just to mess with us, he's... if he fucking marries that trap every right wing out there, won't hate him for it. But that's not all. If he murders that trap, every leftist out there won't hate him for it, he will walk free.
You can't dislike him.
>>63356000
at least "she" is a hot trapShe would be even better with a dick
>>63353959
Hai guyz, member when I was neo?
He never was
>>63356948
Weird, he is in a good shape in John Wick
>>63356908
>transwoman without a dick
dropped
>>63357566
It's not recent.
>>63356948
No bully, he has had a hard life.
>>63353959
>implying keanu cares about that rat race called hollywood
>>63357907
Not hate, i love Keanu, but he is not immortal.
>>63354136
What world are you living in that Man of Tai Chi was great?
>>63354345
>film
top kek that's a flick
>>63359799
Yes he is. He wears makeup to fool us. In 20 years he will fake his death and funeral and then assume a new identity as a fur trapper in Siberia for the next 100 years.
UH YEAH, I'D SAY HE'S BACK
>>63353959
> it took him 2012 years to grow a five o clock shadow
>>63359850
The Patrician World
He doesn't need to be A-list, he can pick and choose his own roles. Pretty sweet deal if you can get it.
Favorite Keanu moments? Mines:
Death? DEATH? Your gonna kill me? YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL ME? Why? Why, because I fucked you?
You fucked ME, you fucked ME. You came to MY house, you came to ME! I got you a car,
I got you your clothes heres take a fucking BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it, you wanted it,
you came ouy to me. What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock you both fucking sucked my cock!
It was free pizza! FREE FUCKING PIZZA! And yous shows up and my fucking door! What am I supposed to do,
We're flight attendants, c'mon, fuck us! No one will know. C'mon, FUCK US! Oh, twosomes, threesomes,
it doesn't matter, starfish, husbands, you don't give a fuck YOU'LL JUST FUCK ANYTHING YOU'LL JUST FUCK ANYTHING!
Well you lied to me I've tried to help you, I let you in, I WAS A GOOD GUY I'M A GOOD FATHER!
AND YOU JUST FUCKING FUCKED ME? WHAT, NOW YOUR GONNA KILL ME?! YOUR GONNA KILL ME, WHY, WHY,
BECAUSE YOU FUCKED ME WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS FUCKING INSAAAANE!
>>63356948
God I love that man.
>>63353959
definitely not, if he ever was
>>63354522
knock knock was shit
