add Tommy Wiseau to your favourite film
what happens?
Oh hi Mark
>Tommy and Jeff Goldblum together in Jurassic Park
>>63350653
Who outacts the other????
>>63350540
>Tommy in The Silence of the Lambs
It just got even better.
>>63350790
Would you fuck me I'd fuck me I'M TEARING ME APART
>>63350540
>Leave Jack alone, Wendy, he is TRYING TO WRITE
>All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy Mark
>I did not bash her brains in, I did naht
>Mark, me and my grandmother used to have entire conversations without ever throwing a football
>>63350540
Instead of Macready and Childs, it's now Macready and Tommy.
He'd be under suspicion most of the film as a new research "scientist" but then it turns out he's just being Tommy.
"I'm fed up with you voodoo boleshit"
>>63350540
The Room already has Tommy Wiseau
>>63350540
Why would I add this unfunny hack anywhere?
I imagine he'd probably play an actor in Synecdoche: New York. Wouldn't change shit
>Open the pod bay doors, Tommy
HAHAHA WATER STORY MARK
>>63350540
He makes a perfect gollum
>>63350540
Tommy Wiseau is William Wallace in Braveheart
>Oh hai Longshanks
>>63350540
>Tommy Wiseau starring as Astronaut James Lovell in Apollo 13
jdimsa
>>63350540
Tommy in Attack of the Clones
>Haha, what a story Obi Wan.
>I'm fedd up with this sand!
>Oh hai, Dookoo.
>You're tearing me aphaut, Padme!
>Hey Yoda, how's your sex life?
>Don't touch me, Gungan mauder faucker!
>>63350540
>No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "I'll be late," or some shit like that. You say "five minutes." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "don't touch me motherfucker." And if you want to shine them on it's "oh hi."
>>63351587
those post-its from Caden Cotard are like Tommy's auditions:
"Okay, your sister just die!"
>Tommy Wiseau in the plane scene from TDKR
OH HI PAVEL
