> Find briefcase
> Take a few stacks of bills
> Leave the rest in case somebody is looking for it
>dont go back to give the guy water
>destroy truck
>leave town
>>63347071
Or
>Remove all the bills from the briefcase
>Flip through them and remove any tracking devices
>Move immediately
>>63347071
>don't take money and leave case behind
>don't examine case for tracking devices at any point
>Why didn't they just blow up the escape pod
>Why didn't Bill cock the hammer back and shoot her in the brain a few more times
>Why didn't
>they take
>THE EAGLES
>TO
>WOODSTOCK
>>63347071
>mind your own business
>live out your days without issue
>obey master yoda and don't rashly take anakin as a padawan when barely a knight yourself
>>63347071
>Look to my left before driving through intersecting
>don't fall in love with your cousin
>don't throw a glass into her husbands face
>>63347071
>take the money
>leave the country immediately
![Orson_Welles-Citizen_Kane1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EAJ5W7z.jpg "Orson_Welles-Citizen_Kane1[1].jpg")
>don't take up sledding
>don't have to live with stereotypical mommy issues
![Frodo-lord-of-the-rings-3060310-1024-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TiKM20b.jpg "Frodo-lord-of-the-rings-3060310-1024-768[1].jpg")
>>63347071
>ride the birds to Mordor
>>63347177
This.
>>63347256
There was an anti-eagle energy field over Mordor before they destroyed the ring.
>check the setlist of the concert before agreeing to play the drums
>fly the eagles to mordor
>destory ring
>go home
more like
>check the briefcase for transponder
>throw transponder out
>>63347071
>Be a neet
>just order pizza instead of drive across town for White Castle
>quit and go find another job
>don't fucking open your security doors
>don't have kids
>just eat and drink for one night constantly
>wake up dead
>six seasons of shit avoided
>>63347331
>don't play drums
Even easier.
>>63347071
Take money and get on a plane to france
>>63347337
> Place transponder at a glory hole.
>An hero
>Get a summer job somewhere away from your Aunt Diane.
Just be patient.
>Arrange for Blanch to stay at a friend's apartment
>be a bigger guy
>>63347437
Wew
>>63347172
WHEN THE TRUTH IS FOUND
>>63347071
Look at this guy, he thinks he can stop what's coming
>tell niece that we don't really need a Batgirl but what we could use is a "Fatgirl"
>don't hire the morally repugnant lowest bidder to code the security systems for your multi-billion-dollar dinosaur themed park
>>63347151
but he does examine for a tracking device, when he realises hes being tracked,l i hardley think it would be the first thing on your mind
>>63347194
you mean his right
>>63347433
I think he tried that
>>63347383
>>don't have kids
Those children ruined the movie
>>63347936
Yes they did especially the boy. I hate him so much
>>63347433
>>63347930
Quite a few hundred times actually, I'm sure
>>63347292
what? the book?
>be a robot instead of a betabitch who goes out clubbing with your mate and his gf with a skanky bunny tattoo
>>63347437
>>63347071
>turn in briefcase to the proper authorities and report the crime
>get in sheriff's good graces, live peacefully with qt irishfoo
>weld everything
>>63348121
Yeah, Sauron created it with his eye-magic or something.
>shoot and kill the terrorist financier because his debtors will probably get to him anyway
>do not pour state money into a fucking card game
>run a fucking background check on field agents for any comprimising externalities such as A KIDNAPPED SPOUSE
>>63348357
nice
>>63348357
whoah
>>63350228
She wasn't a field agent doe, she was an accountant
>KIDS 2015
>Get HIV
>Text Telly you have HIV
>Post you have HIV on social media
>Don't travel across Faggot Town, USA get drugged and raped
Furthermore
>Don't star in movies with creepy directors
>Don't suck off one of said creepy directors
>Have director you didn't suck off try to make more movies as good as 'Buffalo 66'
>Be taken seriously as actress and not 'the girl who sucked off Vincent Gallo on screen'
>>63351627
I'll do another
>In any city ever
>Don't use tunnel at night to cross street
>Maybe, travel in a group
>Maybe, just maybe, turn the fuck around if you see a man beating a woman (tranny)
>Try doing things that are reversible
>>63347071
>>63347108
>>63347133
>>63347151
>>63347214
I know these aren't meant seriously but the point of the movie is that you can't run from Chigurh/fate/death
>>63347388
Glad there is another anon here who thinks 'The Sopranos' as fucking garbage.
>get a real gf
>>63353341
I don't see this a problem. Although the girl that liked him initially was QT
>>63347071
Honestly how many of you would have taken the briefcase without knowing Anton comes looking for you?
