ITT: Movie endings that didn't work for you.
The Mummy Returns
>In the first movie we learn that they had a secret love affair in ancient Egypt
>They killed the Pharaoh to hide their affair
>She committed suicide so he could resurrect her
>He is mummified in a sadistic and torturous ritual
>Fast forward to the end of The Mummy Returns
>Imhotep and Rick are hanging off a cliff getting dragged to the underworld by demons
>Eve risks her life dodging falling pieces of rocks to pull him out
>Imhotep yells for Anck-su-namun to save him
>She runs away
>Women who literally killed herself to be with the man she loved isn't willing to risk her life for him.
I didn't find it believable she'd run away like that. If anything she should have ran towards him to save him only to be hit by a falling stalagmite or to trip after being hit in the head by a rock thrown by Jonathon.
What about you /tv/?
who the fuck is this? post her feet
Interstellar and Return of the King should have ended about 20 minutes earlier.
Heat should have ended with a double KO.
Blade Runner should have kept the "riding to the sunset" scene in all endings.
Big Guy for You should have ended with Size of a Tangerine nodding, and without the audience seeing Bruce and Selina.
>>63338890
That was Catwoman?
>>63338890
>Heat should have ended with a double KO.
Why?
We see how fucked up the detectives life is, why the need to make theathrical not really believable shoot at same time killing each other...
>>63338817
Who is this Salmon Demigoddess?
>>63338911
>average Nolanite
>>63338960
He's a cûck.
>>63338886
Abby Darkstar. She's nothing but a titty monster.
>>63338963
>>63338886
Abby Darkstar. The fact that there are women out there that legitimately look like this and I'll never get to be in physical contact with one is genuinely depressing.
>>63338817
prometheus after the first act. everything is a shambles.
also agree with you op, but you have to understand that's woman logic.
>>63339026
She did get hers when she fell into the Scorpion pit or whatever.
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Se7en
>oh so I killed your wife off screen but its not like you could of done anything about it or that you are in some way responsible for it
>oh i guess i also envy your normal life (I dont really) so that makes me envy so my masterpiece is complete
>>63338817
>ex machina
>robot girl goes haywire, acquires consciousness, and storms out to assumingly terrorize or transform the population in her own image
>prince of darkness
>the "mirror dimension" in which the prince of darkness (read: satan) is entrapped is literally a mirror that can be broken or used as a transporter
Titanic
>Jack not finding something else to lay on
>Waiting that long to get on something.
>Not making a makeshift raft and rowing to the lifeboats
>>63339218
They shot people trying to get in the raft seconds ago in the movie
>>63339264
>Implying they have enough bullets for everyone
>Taking your chance with the freezing water versus maybe getting shot
>>63339218
Zack Snyder don't approved this post.
>>63339097
Maybe explain again because this post makes you look like a retard.
>>63339097
also if Brad Pitt becomes Wrath shouldnt he kill him?
he is the only sin to live
>>63338817
It was anaksunamun reincarnated, she wasn't exactly the same person. More akin to a close approximation with a few differences. That's how I always saw it anyway.
>>63340149
But it was her exactly, it was her soul. Different body surely but all the feelings and stuff were the same.
>>63338817
Way to ruin a 20yo movie.
>>63340190
Dude.
She was willing to do it once.
After experiencing death and beyond, she wasn't willing to die again.
It's like marriage. It's not that you don't love this new woman s much as that other one, you just don't want to go through marriage again.
>>63339097
>could of
>implying JOHN DOE HAS THE UPPER HAND and WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX and HE DIDN'T KNOW aren't GOAT scenes
>>63339097
>oh i guess i also envy your normal life (I dont really)
He did. Not Brad Pitt's life specifically, but he wanted to be normal and have a pretty wife. Who doesn't? He's basically a shut in NEET with no gf before the internet existed. The only thing that's inconsistent is that he's also Wrath, but that kind of sorts out what >>63339984 is saying, probably unintentionally.
>>63339009
THIS
>>63338817
It wasn't that Anakh-Su-Namun didn't care about Imhotep, it's that Rick didn't care if he died so long as Evie was safe - whereas Imhotep wanted her to risk her life to save him.
>>63340190
>But it was her exactly, it was her soul
Not the guy you were responding to but I thought she was brought back wrong too, why else did she speak English and get along with the cultists?
>>63340309
MUH TEST IS RISING
>>63338890
>Blade Runner should have kept the "riding to the sunset" scene in all endings.
you're the reason this world sucks
>>63340531
Once Imhotep saw it could be done he knew she could save him not to mention he resurrected her ass twice. The least she could have done is save him once.
>>63340585
It wasn't her until her soul was brought back on the way to the pyramid
The Road
i wanted them to turn a corner and find the garden of eden
>>63338817
If she isn't able to save him and she dies in the process, there's no one to resurrect her. Kind of what happened in the first place when he got caught before bringing her back.
>>63338890
How does it feel to be wrong about every opinion you hold?
>>63340674
But Imhotep was assuredly dead without her.
>>63340783
But she was trying to save herself. She didn't think she wouldn't have escaped either
>>63340802
That's the point. Eve risked her life in the same way for Rick because of true love or whatever. Anaksunamun didn't love him at that point and time even though she showed true love for the past 1 and 10/11 of film time.
>>63339165
But ex machina had a great endinghe wasn't just trying to create an a.i. That passed a basic Turing test, he wanted one that was indistinguishable from humans and very intelligent. The actual test was finding out if she could escape by emotionally manipulating caleb
>>63338886
trash fetish
wasted libido
>>63339009
Any woman can look like Abby.
Just follow these simple steps anon.....
>Find average girl
>strike up a conversation
>make her feel as if she is pretty to you
>go out with her a few times
>convince her to get realistic looking fake tits from a reputable board certified plastic surgeon
>while she's there, tell her she might as well add in some facial reconstructive surgery specifically to her nose and/or cheekbones too
>enjoy your new bootleg Abby Darkstar!
>>63341739
They ain't fake bruh
>>63341771
Son, the adults are talking.
Go do your homework; let the people who actually know how breasts work speak.
>>63342006
Fail. Not even the same girl.
>>63338817
The end of Spectre.
It was just really lackluster.
>>63338890
honestly, I wholeheartedly agree about TDKR. nothing would really stop that movie from being the worst of the series other than a rewrite but changing the ending like that would have at least ended it on a subtle, classy not. I wouldn't even want Caine to nod, just have a subtle reaction like eyes widening or the start of a smirk
Source Code
>Movie should have ended with the kiss as the train explodes
>>63338817
WHO???????
>>63342620
are you a retarded owl
>>63342620
abby darkstar
>>63338817
>Knowing
was actually a decent thriller untilMUH ALIENS
>>63338817
>>Women who literally killed herself to be with the man she loved isn't willing to risk her life for him.
She had first hand experience of death. As you saw in the movie, its not a place you want to go... again.
>>63341038
Yeah. That made perfect sense. The horror is knowing how well she was able to do that. A social vampire that manipulates faggots and also has a legitimate reason to fear humans and want control.
>>63339218
that door he pulled rose onto was huge, they could easily both have fit on it
>>63342620
Read the thread, you dumb fuck.
>>63338817
>DA ENDINGS!!!!
Shut the fuck up moron pleb.
Believable ending, woman are bitches and act as such. He resurrected her for love and in the end she was like, "nah nigga"
>>63338817
I t-think I'm in love.
