>Watching RLM instead of superior YMS
kill yourself desu senpai
name one good video YMS has ever done
I prefer my husbando simulator, thanks.
im just gonna keep shilling these fags
>>63338460
>capeshit cocksucker "I watched Drive and enjoyed it unlike JEREMY JAHNS" Stuckmann? No thanks
>>63338411
what is an YMS?
>>63338411
plinkett reviews are god tier faggot
fuck off adam
>doesn't watch old movies
>2edy4me pleb taste
>thinks he's better than other youtube reviewers just cause he watches indie & foreign movies
>doesn't understand film
>pleb
just look at his favorite movies list
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000031161/
why would I listen to somebody who knows less about film than I do, and I'm a fucking pleb
>>63338495
That's fine, that just means there's more for me. :3
>GOAT tier
RLM
Welcome To The Basement
>Why even bother-tier
everything else
>>63338509
Some of them are. And it has been like 3 years since the last one.
eurofag here
why are americans so pretentious about film
srsly, when I read american reviews or read americans talk about movies on /tv/ or reddit or watch yms or chris stuckmann or anything they're so fucking pretentious and I hate that word.
they think they know so much and think they're so much better when they watch a movie outside america, when in reality in here europe for example we really don't give a shit
is it because we are so used to those movies just playing in regular theaters here, we just go see em, even normies do. americans hunt down those european movies on festivals or something and think they're so smart now that they watch this european art.
>GOAT TIER
Plinkett SW/ST reviews
>PLINKETT SUBSTITUTE TIER
YMS reviews
>WATCHABLE TIER
HITB,BOTW, YMS quickies
>WHO GIVES A SHIT TIER
Everyone else on youtube
>FUCKING DIE NORMIES TIER
Screen Junkies, Cinema sins, Jeremy Jahs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_l7aiStURU
>9gag face in the first second
nvm
>>63338543
probably only a few months til the next one though :D
isnt yms a furfag?
>>63338512
I don't disagree with your complaints but that's not a bad list at all
??????
>>63338728
>couple babbys first classics aside no movies pre 1990
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur9028759/
look at his ratings, he's barely seen anything pre 1990
>>63338728
>2 Haneke in top ten
because why bother with Ingmar Bergman when you can watch an inferior clone of him
>>63338728
>kill bill vol 1 and 2
>black dynamite
>grindhouse
>>63338638
>in here europe for example we really don't give a shit
Exactly.
>>63338728
lol it's a very bland list of average movies for average people. it's like a teenager made this list and his only experience with movies is watching tbs and going to the movies with mom and dad.
not that there needs to obscure "cinema".. but seriously..
>there are people out there who think this is funny
>there are people out there who think the woman dancing is attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In8TYBH5YX8
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>check youtube
>new welcome to the basement is up
>>63339199
Just curiousn if anyone's refuted this review yet?
>>63339728
never. still unrefuted. it's just THAT damn airtight.
>>63338411
YMS is a contrarian faggot, and RLM don't seem very knowledgeable.
If you want a good reviewer, go watch Chris Stuckmann. The Schmoes are a close second.
>>63338656
Fuck off, almost everything Screen Junkies does is fucking great.
>>63338509
Yeah I just LOVE watching some played out degenerate nitpick movies for 2 hours
Is Mike growing a Hitler's mustache?
>>63339864
Screen Junkies is only good if you're a complete normalfag that thinks Furious 7 was the best movie ever made.
>>63339918
What the fuck? That is quite the blanket statement. From what I remember, almost everyone from SJ liked it, but saw it a step down from the last two. You know, like normal movie fans.
>>63339864
Chris gave Age of Ultron a B+
>>63339888
>watching some played out degenerate nitpick movies for 2 hours
>YMS
Pick both.
>>63338509
After watching a lot of their videos, I forget that Mike and Jay made those reviews.
They are like, totally different styles.
Adam is obviously very intelligent and has great taste but he had to make his shtick the "Angry guy watches bad movies!!!1" thing that's so overdone.
His best videos are his analysis and Top Tens
>>63340545
Jay didn't make the Plinkett reviews, the SW reviews were Mike and Rich, Star Trek was Mike
>>63339199
Isn't this just basically saying "Don't listen to these guys because they're not in the industry"?
>>63339199
>mfw not a SINGLE pathetic RLM fanboy KUCK drone has EVER successfully refuted this devastatingly accurate assessment
>>63339199
>every time
Even to this day, it still greatly amuses me that nobody has ever refuted this statement. It's just air-fucking-tight.
>>63338494
I support you in this matter, we need our own general. Me and you.
>>63338434
Cool Cat is probably the only one, and that was only funny for the Chris Hansen scenes
>>63338434
He gave Daddy Derek a royal BTFOing over how Fair Use works
It hit him so bad that Derek re-uploaded a video cutting out a scene where he promoted YMS
>>63342661
what a crybaby
btw can someone PLEASE tell me where i can find this fucking movie? i can't find anything that works
>>63342741
Derek also manually pulled the donation YMS had made to his gun safety crowdfund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxI9dvMw_6A
>>63342829
thanks, big guy
>>63342741
I got a torrent yesterday off TPB, it took 11 hours but was totally worth it
>>63339199
>>63338411
MUH HANEKE
MUH GAY FURRY FETISH
MUH IMDB PAGES
MUH AUTISTIC NITPICKS
Fuck off.
>>63342930
Yet another pathetic image reply that's unable to refute it
>air-tight
>>63342930
why is jay so smug bros?
is it the protein?
YMS' whiny emo voice, faggy long hair and his shitty emo rock music he shills at the end makes it impossible for me to watch his shit, despite making good points in the bits I've seen.
>>63338494
True patrician choice. As far as Youtube comedy reviews go, anyway.
YMS is a furryfag and LOVE MLP.
Tells you all you need to know
>>63342975
i don't know these guys. got a link?
>Watching RLM instead of superior YMS
>Watching either instead of superior Latza
>>63342901
link?
>>63343015
Latza doesn't do movie reviews now does he?
>>63342990
>LOVE MLP.
I don't see anything wrong with this tbqh
>>63339888
>Complaining about nitpicking.
>In a thread about a guy who's only response to the walking dead was "Ohh the script!!"
>>63343043
https://thepiratebay.uk.net/torrent/12857737/Cool_Cat_Saves_the_Kids
Dere it is
>>63342990
>LOVE MLP
Where'd you get that from?
>>63343086
>.uk.net
that's not tpb's address
>watching any of these losers and others ecelebs
Get some real friends faggots.
>>63338434
Cool Cat and TWD reviews.
>>63343117
>Stop enjoying things!
>>63342990
MLP is a good show.
>>63343106
Well it's where I got it familia
>>63342997
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL49WgzlbhrT10IN3W4soxNNd46qF6vIvZ
I only like the plinket reviews and some of the older half in the bags. The star wars and star trek reviews are great background to just have on my other monitor while lurking around.
There other stuff? I don't give a shit about and Half in the Bag is kinda boring most of the time and I hate everyone else besides the main 3 dudes.
Lazy canuck homo
It's incredible how even those lazy drunk mid-western hack slobs can produce more content
>>63338411
Adam, fuck off.
>>63339864
>implying Chris Stuckmann is more knowledgeable than RLM
>>63339888
Adam is a bigger degenerate than Mike and his criticisms are far more nitpicky.
adam unironically (well in this case i guess you have to turn it around and say ironically) enjoyed sharknado
into the trash
>>63339728
>>63339761
>>63341386
>>63342286
>mfw even to this day you blatantly samefag over and over and over again
>>63343625
>Watching an admitted gay furry pedophile who is using your viewbux to buy hormones and transition into a woman and posts pictures of all his horse dildos on Twitter over a couple average guys from Milwaukee that aren't shit
lel fuck you
>>63339888
There is pretty much no one on Earth who is a bigger degenerate than that YMS faggot. You are literally funding the fall of Western civilization by continuing to watch his videos and advertise him here. Why do you hate yourself?
>Watch an interview with YMS
>Looks like a twelve year old metalhead homo
>Talks like an actual effeminate homo
>"I have never actually seen an Alfred Hitchcock film"
>"Yes, I am a furry"
Never trashed something so hard in my entire life.
>>63343758
>couple of average guys from Milwaukee that aren't shit
???
>couple of burned-out losers without purpose in their lives who have sold out and commonly feature le ebin Max Landis in their shit videos
FTFY
>>63343913
>Commonly
I wouldn't call twice common
>>63343913
Lets say you are right, and not a total faggot.
THE OTHER OPTION IS A FUCKING DEGENERATE FURRY WHO KNOWS LESS ABOUT FILM THAN THE AVERAGE TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL AND WHOSE LIFE GOAL IS TO BE ASSFUCKED BY A HORSE.
>>63343938
Their last two videos. Can't wait for the next b-tier celebrity of the week!
>>63343952
Here's an option: watch movies yourself and make up your own fucking mind instead of parroting other people's opinions, you fucking pleb.
>>63343952
yms is probably more patrician than you
>>63344031
For a guy who detests RLM you seem to have your finger on the of their recent work
>>63344031
>Here's an option: watch movies yourself and make up your own fucking mind instead of parroting other people's opinions, you fucking pleb.
Yeah, I do that. That doesn't mean I can't watch and enjoy RLM videos too. I couldn't care less about their actual opinions when it comes down to whether I should watch the film or not. Nice move of the goalposts when you got proven to be a massive faggot though, bro.
>>63344061
No you aren't Adam. Go sit on a rubber horse dick and dream of unicorn cum waterfalls while you drown yourself in the tub you disgusting degenerate human trashbag.
>>63344071
How couldn't I with you reddit-tier faggots spamming their hack videos on /tv/ every fucking day?
>>63344074
>proven to be a massive faggot
[citation needed]
>>63344094
>[citation needed]
Look in the mirror.
>>63338460
Its the same 1 person shilling this guy.
>>63338494
What's their best video?
>>63344117
You seem upset, my friend. I'm sorry I insulted you imaginary friends that don't know you exist -- I didn't realize it would have such a powerful effect on you.
>>63344093
umad
>>63344094
>I hate these threads so instead of filtering them like any normal human being with the mental capacity of someone over eight years old I'll study them and bitch about them because I am an actual hormonal teenager with autism who doesn't get attention in his real life
>>63344176
I think this is the first, maybe second time I've posted in one of these threads. Just felt like shitting on some autists during my lunch break.
:^)
>>63344094
So basically what you're telling me is you don't understand the hide and filter functions and instead read entire threads about it and watch the videos posted?
>>63344148
>>63344160
>Y-y-y-y-you mad?
>>63338494
are they a couple?
>>63344199
Sure it is. Now go back and flip some more burgers you minimum wageslave.
>I get shit on by McCustomers at work so I have to take my anger out anonymously on the internet
You're pitiful.
>>63339199
Wow. Really hit the nail on the head with this one.
>>63344206
>endorsing general cancer by ignoring it
No.
>>63344231
Somebody's projecting. Actually, I'm assistant to the general manager at the local Hot Topic and I make 6.75 an hour. You fucking jealous, you little shit? Thought so.
>>63343675
>screenshots are proof
>>63343625
It's called a "me me", friend. See, a meme is born when multiple people are "in the know" and repeat said "me me" multiple times, as a kind of inside-joke. This is often much to the chagrin of other users who are not "in the know".
So, you see, simply because you're seeing the same similar post or "me me" multiple times does not necessarily mean it's only being posted by one person! Glad I could clear that up for you, friend!
Source: I am an avid redditor
>>63344285
Jesus, were you really working on this for like 45 minutes in an attempt to win an internet argument on an anonymous image board with someone who isn't even posting in the thread anymore? Priorities.
>watching funny reviews
If you want a proper review, read the review of a respected writer.
If you want to laugh, watch an actual comedy act.
>>63344311
>how do i internet
>>63342936
>MUH HANEKE
>MUH GAY FURRY FETISH
>MUH IMDB PAGES
>MUH AUTISTIC NITPICKS
3/4 of these can be used to describe this board
>>63339976
Just leave. You're digging yourself deeper into the faggot normie hole you call your dad's asshole.
>>63344359
NEWS FLASH: Not everyone is a permavirgin like you. You've clearly invested quite a bit of time and emotion into this argument so I see no point in continuing it with you. I hope you find some peace away from your anger.
>>63338411
>watching them shamelessly shill and defend john landis' gay illegitamate son's work just because they did an interview with him the week prior
>THATS RITE JAY, FRANKENSTIEN IS A MASTERPIECE
>I READ THE SCRIPT!
>>63344973
they didn't call it a masterpiece. they said it was basically bad but they were trying a bit more than usual to find a few nice things to say about it because max is their friend now. nothing like what you're shitposting about.
>>63345404
>completely trash his last film that just came out a few months ago
>completely miss represent his twitter comments for poking fun at
>he comes on the show and sucks their cock for 20 minutes
>NO I ACTUALLY READ THE SCRIPT AND THERE WAS QUITE A BIT OF SCENES WITH MORE DIALOG THAT GOT CUT AND I BET IF THAT WAS IN THE FINAL VERSION IT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER
>THATS RIGHT MIK, THERE WAS DEFEINDLY A LOT OF PARTS I DID LIKE
>YOUR RITE JAY, YOU CAN SEE THE DIAMOND WITHIN THIS CORPORATE ROUGHENED PRODUCT THAT A MILLION OTHER HANDS TOUCHED BEFORE RELEASE
>IF ONLY SCREEN WRITERS VISIONS COULD BE TRUELY REPRESENTED ON SCREEN, THEN CINEMA WOULD BE AT ITS PEAK
>NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT
Doesn't Adam live with his mom? Isn't there some sort of permanent suicide watch, with him, like he needs constant supervision and can't hold a job? And who would actually say that you're a hypocrite if you are a furry without being a vegetarian?
>>63345494
go to bed douge
