What would you do if you were in his position?
RAPE
fuck my auntie in her tight pooper
>>63332393
rape or with permission?
fuck with people until they go insane.
>>63332393
http://www.xvideos.com/video12059835/mozcam.com_-_aunt_fucked_by_18_y.o_nephew
rape and I like the insanity thing the other anon said. Hang out in ladies showers at the gym and fap on them while they undress. It'd just be cum out of nowhere. I'd also penetrate them from behind when they bend over to wash their legs and feet.
Honestly, I'd probably hit all the highlights. Rob places, molest people, probably a few assassinations I've always wanted to try. There's nothing like Invisibility for making it look like an accident or a suicide. I would certainly creep on people, I'd do stuff that would border on rape. I dunno if I'd take the final step, though... eh, yeah, I would, no point denying it on an anonymous mongolian flip book message board. I'd lurk on any lady or girly boy I wanted to make use of, basically wait for my perfect moment to strike, and then I'd do what I pleased. If I had perfect control of my invisibility, like I could be invisible for days at a time, even when sleeping, I'd probably get pretty twisted with it. Basically find a place in their house I could sleep peacefully, then spend all my time doing what I pleased with them over and over. They'd have no idea what the fuck was going on, it would be terrible. Any ladies would certainly end up pregnant with what they'd be forced to assume was a ghost or demon's baby. In fact, that would probably be my undoing, leaving too much "physical evidence" on and in my various victims, some DNA testing would swiftly uncover my identity and then it doesn't matter how you did it, just that you did. Even if my lawyer got up and asked the victims how exactly the attack took place, and even if they had to respond with the completely nonsensical story of how I completely dominated them while totally invisible, and even if the jury failed to buy it even for a second, there's only so much a jury's willing to accept. So, thinking about it, I think I won't become invisible, because there's no way I could stop myself from becoming a monster and then ending up destroyed by my own powers and hubris.
>>63332358
Is this movie any good?
>>63332591
The damn DNA is honestly the only problem. I'd probably have to murder the people I raped but being invisible doesn't keep you from leaving fingerprints, etc. I don't know. I'd find some way.
>>63332591
Seconded.
>>63332358
steal shit
revel in the fact that i never need to wear clothes again
>>63332591
interesting anon
>>63332358
Fight crime obviously.
>>63332646
Hell, being murdered doesn't remove your DNA from inside them either. You'd have to dispose of them like any other murderer, and that's where 90% of them get caught, not on the way or in the act.
I suppose you could wear a condom but really, what's the point?
Now, what I'd love, is I'd love to be a werewolf, because I figure then my DNA's corrupted and part-lupine when I'm transformed, and I can assure you, I'd be doing most of my work in wolf-form. Gotta love that knot, you know? The ladies know.
>>63332591
>>63332646
You do realize they need your DNA in the database first, right? I mean they might be able to link all the crimes together but unless you've committed an atrocious act already they're not going to trace it back to your identity.
>>63332646
Why wouldn't your DNA be invisible too? :O
Wonder how my invisible eyes could see
I'd smear my house with my feces so that I'll have an invisible house.
>>63332646
why is this a problem if they can't catch you even if they did ID you?
>>63332713
Werewolf would actually be great if like you said, it changes your sperm. Can you imagine the damn look on their face when they're being raped by a fucking animal? Also, if I could pair the invisibility with something like Superman's heat vision, that'd be perfect. Rape and then vaporize them leaving nothing to dispose of. Wiped off the face of the earth.You'd never be able to rape that particular person again, but the world's a big place.
>>63332745
Thing is, I don't know that I haven't got my DNA in a database somewhere. I remember getting fingerprinted as a kid, for some missing kids thing, and for the longest time I would get paranoid about committing any crimes because I knew my prints were on file somewhere. I've had a lot of medical attention over the years, so I would, on some level, worry that I could have signed something somewhere along the line and left a DNA sample that someone could test against. Or, it could be something way more simple, like getting samples from everybody on the block or whatever. I say no, I get the cop's attention on me, then they start lurking outside my house rooting through my garbage or inviting me to the station to talk and collecting my cups when I'm done, and that's it.
The real god forbid, though, is god forbid I get turned invisible as part of a military experiment, because then I'd have to have been in the military, and everybody in the military has their DNA on file.
>>63332836
It wouldn't be in any criminal database unless you've committed a crime.
>>63332745
Didn't know that
>>63332764
If it is, then rape's back on the menu, boys
>>63332816
I'd be afraid the government would go all out on me if they knew I had that power
>>63332832
>Can you imagine the damn look on their face when they're being raped by a fucking animal?
Yes. Yes I can.
If there was evil superpower I could have, that would be it. Grab whoever I want while they're walking in the park, make use of them. Sneak into houses, rape entire families of cute girls. Puppies for everyone. Everybody loves the knot.
>>63332898
the knot?
>>63332924
lol, child
>>63332869
A. That's bullshit. In USA if your DNA has been found at a scene of an unsolved crime then it stays even though you innocently left it there while passing trough.
B. Different countries has different laws. Some countries will only save DNA of suspects, some countries will save all DNA they find while other contries lobby their government to hand over hospitals DNA banks to the police, and then there are countries that does all of the above illegaly, like Sweden did.
>>63332944
A. How they gonna link it to your identity unless you leave a big sign with the DNA with your name and address you fucking mong?
B. Who the fuck cares about kekden
>>63332549
I came
>>63332898
You could still do that now but the problem is that you could only do it once and then its prison or suicide. It'd be quite exciting though. Maybe a dungeon with some chained slaves might be more feasible and survivable though, idk.
>>63332924
Canines and wolves have a structure in their penis called the knot, it's a gland that inflates while they're copulating in order to keep semen inside the bitch, with the intention of making conception more likely. They remain tied to their mate for several minutes.
Degenerate dogfuckers seem to agree that it feels fantastic.
>>63332764
This brings up some questions actually. For how long does a strain of hair, a pile of shit or a drop of sweat stay invisible after it leaves your body? If it stays invisible forever they can't track our fingerprints(sweat) or your DNA. The downside is that we're constantly making the world more and more invisible, with everything we eat and drink gets turned into invisible smelly biproducts.
Then it would be possible to fill up a swimming pool with your invisible piss for instance, which can give anyone entering the appearence of flying.
Or you could paint your house with your invisible shit making your house completely invisible too.
>>63333001
Educational thanks.
>>63332358
rape
>>63332549
He seems autistic
>>63332358
Imagine that, all the hair-touching I want!
>>63332977
Nice damage control. I was just pointing out that your claim was wrong.
The point I'm making is stop making stuff up on the Internet for attention like some insecure kid.
>It wouldn't be in any criminal database unless you've committed a crime.
^ Is complete bullshit and you just pulled it out of your ass.
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>>63333071
He must be seeing as he has an "American Eagle" rainbow tattoo on his chest.
>>63333026
That doesn't make sense, though. Your excrement would be invisible, but it would just be smelly invisible stuff caked on the walls of your normal house.
Really, invisibility as a concept breaks down when you try to approach it scientifically, starting with >>63332782 and never really stopping.
>>63333100
To be fair, I was a fair few of those. Still, at least three other /tv/ commenters are potential rapists like me. I mean, if I became invisible, or a werewolf.
what's the appeal of rape
like killing people i get but rape just seems unpleasant for both participants
>>63333099
It was a touch of generalizing, faggot, and not even close to complete bullshit so get off your faggot high horse
Maybe I should have said unless you've committed a crime or been near a crime or live in kekden.
FACT IS: Just because it's in a database doesn't mean that it can be linked to your ID
>>63333143
If you get off on domination, power over someone, rape is incredibly attractive for the perpetrator. It's monstrous, of course, and wrong, but if you can find someone who's into that sort of roleplay, hey, best of both worlds.
Same thing, mostly. Rape, feel up random women I know. But I wouldn't get burned, then fall into an explosion with my charred dick hanging out.
I'd just carry on raping.
Anybody remember the Invisible Man tv show?
I'd want Superman's powers tbhq
I'd fly around eradicating drug cartels and Isis or IsiL whatever the fuck it's called. Give my full support to my country and eliminate the Libtards. Make Russia and China our bitches thus making America great again. Boost space travel, help build a lunar base and a Mars base. Discover new worlds and shit.
>>63333170
i mean i get the idea of it or why the fetish is hot (i've fapped to plenty of rape porn/hentai) but when you think it through an ACTUAL forcible rape just doesn't seem fun
this is going to sound edgy as fuck but i'd rather torture someone than rape them t b q h
>>63333167
Speaking as the guy who raised the concern in the first place, my fear is >>63332836. What if I do give them reason to suspect me? I would try not to, of course, but if my reign of terror continues long enough, then sooner or later the circumstantial evidence ("Has anyone noticed that Anon's always away from work during those bizarre multi-day invisible rapes?" "Yeah, and he always shows up looking haggard, drained, and with strange scrapes and scratches on him." "Has anyone else noticed that a heat map of victim distribution clearly indicates the work of a serial rapist situated out of this particular part of the city, where this guy with these particular defensive wounds on him is always found?" "And didn't Anon say he was zapped by that experimental inviso-ray at the lab the other week? Ah, it's probably nothing.") would add up and the cops would start trying to get ahold of my DNA, and once the cops want it from you, there's really no way to actually keep it out of their hands.
>>63333143
>what's the appeal of rape
Not even joking, but do you not enjoy cumming? Have you never seen a girl and thought you'd like to fuck her? Well rape is just that. How can you think it'd be "unpleasant" for the person with his dick inside the lady he chose to have sex with? Yet you can understand MURDER? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>63332358raep
Where I'm invisible I must also rape
>>63333288
If you prefer torture to rape you're probably a sadist. You can do both you know, it's not an either/or thing.
>>63333288
Oh boy, I know this is going to be like tossing a hand grenade to /tv/ butnot all rape is forcible rape. If a woman doesn't want it or doesn't consent to it, it's rape. Part of the wonders of being invisible is you could engineer situations like that as well as you pleased, dope a woman up with whatever you want and then use her how you please.
The way invisibility worked in that movie you will have to be naked.
I imagine that's already a plus for some people.
Maybe even women.
Perhaps there would even be invisible women walking around getting hot, blushing all over while naked, excited at being nude in public without the shame of being seen.
Why rape? Just find some occult chick and tell her you are the spirit of the wolf-god come to impregnate her with the seed of the pagan saviour. She'll jump onto your invisible dick right then and there
>>63333440
Hey femanons. What would you do if you were invisible?
>>63333297
Would you still go to work and try to live a normal life though? I don't think I'd be caught like that because I'd have no need to make an honest living any more. Basically I'd treat rape like jacking off, multiple rapes per day, then I'd steal money from registers or wherever and call it a day.
>>63333305
it's not really fun for me if the woman is screaming and crying and actively trying to fight me
real talk i'd rather hurt them other ways than rape someone
>>63333385
yea i know but the idea of mixing sex and non-consensual pain doesn't do anything for me. guess i just don't share that fetish which is odd considering all the other weird shit i'm into.
>>63333425
i realize that, i'm strictly talking about situations of forcible rape though.
>>63333425
I REGRET IT SO IT'S RAPE
>>63333483
I think I would, and that's yet another reason I shouldn't get invisibility.
>>63333561
true
>>63333483
Sad to see how quickly humanity devolves as soon as the threat of justice for your actions is gone. I would probably steal stuff but rape or murder I don't think I would.
>>63333100
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>>63333628
Think of it this way: When you have super powers, you're capable of doing what you want and others can't stop you. Nietzsche called that the Superman. So, because you want it, it's necessarily good, because you're in charge now.
Nothing. Chill out all day, steal shit, etc. A life of no wants.
Also peaking at naked women, teehee.
>>63333628
Fuck off then captain america. There's no other reason not to do whatever you want besides fear of reprisal. Any other reason is literally made up bullshit to keep gullible people luke you in line.
>>63333683
>peak
>>63333678
>Nietzsche says raping and murdering is good because you're capable of doing it
>>63333694
That's right. That's the pinnacle.
>>63333678
that's a complete misunderstanding of nietzsche's philosophy
You know creepvids? Where guys jerk off onto unsuspecting women in public? Basically, a whole lot of that.
Randomly whisper stuff in people's ears.
>>63332358
Holy shit how fucking plebian is /tv/.
>rape.
Whether your philosophy is wrong or right you could change the outcome of this era. You could kill politicians/kings/billionaires, blackmail everyone. Is not even about power, just someone with this power could make the world a better place (or a hell).
>>63333744
This can be said of most of his followers. Just ignore him and move on, you'll wear yourself out otherwise.
Experiment on how to evade infra red vision.
>>63333770
>not raping
>doing political shit instead
O I am laffin
>>63333770
>The game is only beginning. There is nothing for it, but to start the Terror. This announces the first day of the Terror. Port Burdock is no longer under the Queen, tell your Colonel of Police, and the rest of them; it is under me—the Terror! This is day one of year one of the new epoch—the Epoch of the Invisible Man. I am Invisible Man the First.
>>63333770
I mean, you could do impactful stuff today if you chose to give up your life.
I'd go full Light Yagami. Getting caught could be much easier than you think.
>>63333744
Just using it as a clumsy justification for rape and exploitation, like most people with power do.
>rape
Degenerates. And you know it's December? Good luck walking naked outside.
>>63333802
You can do both you know. I wasn't advocating to be against rape.
>>63333770
While it's true that most of the posters in this thread are fucking plebs, both you and they overestimate the power you get from simply being invisible.
A simple gust of wind, a drizzle from the sky or a smog-filled city all make you visible.
And let's not even mention cheap heat-signature cameras, search dogs or your clearly visible footsteps. As soon as people understand that an invisible people is out there pulling the strings all you need is good hearing and a paintball gun in order to take him down.
>>63333858
Fuck. Hawaii here I come (cum).
>>63333885
There's gradations of invisibility. If things in direct contact with you become invisible as long as they're beneath a certain mass, you can get away with getting wet or dusty as long as you dont make a splash or kick up extra dust as you walk
Anybody remember the movie The Frighteners?
Maybe do something like that fraud ghost busting business only change ghost haunting to ghost rape like in that Entity movie.
>>63333858
I didn't think we were talking about turning invisible right the fuck now.
That's a good point, though, one a lot of movies don't seem to keep track of. I remember in the LoEG movie they have Griffin say he can't feel his extremities, after wandering around in Northern Mongolia/southern Siberia for who knows how long, trying to find the rest of the team. Fucker, you wouldn't have extremities after wandering around nude in those conditions. You wouldn't even have moderaties.
Also, in the book, he takes a major page from the posters in this thread, whereas the movie treats him as a roguishly charming hero.
>>63332591
Uh if you're invisible how would they even find you to arrest you?
>>63334036
>Blind people can't find anything and are completely clueless about their surroundings at all times
>>63334036
Dogs and heat vision
>>63334063
If you're INVISIBLE you could literally just leave the town at any point and NOBODY would be able to find you.
>>63334067
Just hop on a plane after you commit a major crime and you'll be long gone before they think of dogs to use ON THE ONLY INVISIBLE PERSON IN THE WORLD
>>63334092
>on the run
>still perfectly detectable to dogs
>go through an airport
keen tactical mind there, hannibal.
>>63334092
Why not hijack the plane as well?Just wait until the co pilot leaves the cockpit and knock out the remaining pilot.
And go down with no survivors.
The world will never know.
>>63334119
You go on the run before they have time to give every dog your scent.
The best is for people not to even realize there is an invisible man around.
>>63333297
dude, you could sneak onto planes and visit the world and commit your crimes where ever you wanted
it would be even more liberating than having money, never having to speak to anyone just get on the plane without anyone knowing and flying to different states or countries
>>63334092
>If you're invisible just go into a crowded narrow place with no means of escape. That way no one will figure out you're the only invisible guy in the world !!
Also, being invisible doesn't make you inaudiable, unsmellable nor in does it prevent you from giving off body heat. A search dog would easily know you're there, as would a deaf person.
As soon as someone with eyesight figures out you're there they'll either think you're a ghost or realise that you're just some unarmed naked guy. Either way you'd be easy to bring down.
Prevent 9/11
>>63334257
you mean a blind person right
>>63334261
But Anon, to do that you'd have to be George Bush.
Somebody worked out that he actually raped everybody in the town over a period of over 10,000 years
>>63334288
Yes, I mean a blind person. D'oh
I feel like this was a really productive thread, /tv/, we really accomplished something here.
>>63333425
>be fucking invisible
>he still uses date rape drugs
how beta can you get?
>>63334338
But no one was even raped.
>>63334243
>having to be naked all the time
>catching colds anywhere there's air conditioning
>catching colds pretty much all the time because drafts are everywhere
>>63334364
That's not how you catch a cold.
>>63334347
I dunno, I feel kinda word-raped by all this talk. I'm at least a bit triggered by this thread, maybe.
>>63334364
>grandmother detected
you don't "catch a cold" from being cold
>>63334390
Don't lie, you liked it.
>>63332358
lot of stealing
lots of rape
also putting cams and hooking them up so i can view lots of women (where the stealing comes from - high end computers/cameras/etc)
also practical jokes
don't think i could kill anyone
but i'd plant evidence to get some people thrown in jail
also would the kid(s) that come from rape have my invisibility?
go around licking girl's buttholes while they slept, also kill niggers
>>63334344
I think you're the beta here, friendo. Do you not consider the possibilities? You could dope a woman up and literally rape her in public in front of everybody, leaving her completely unable to fight back or express what's going on, just leaving her aware of the fact she's being fucked and inseminated while people are walking past her and talking to her, maybe wondering why she's so rigid and moving in such a subtle, rhythmic way.
Obviously, you'd need to cut or tear a strategic hole in her clothes to make this work perfectly, but that should be easy.
>>63334446
Fucking this, I lose sleep at night thinking about licking some cute teen's butthole.
>>63332358
Rape is the only answer.
>>63334390
Cold viruses are around us pretty much all the time. If you're walking around in cold weathers, or naked in air-conditioned buildings, you're bound to catch a cold due to your body being weakened and more susceptible to the virus.
With walking into highly crowded and narrow areas such as the interior of an airplane you're bound to catch the virus eventually. Couple that with your weakened, cold and hungry body and you're running a high chance of getting sick.
It's a stupid non-thoughtout notion that would get you caught easily. If you don't want people to know about you you don't waltz naked into airplanes.
>>63334435
How exactly would you steal something if you want to stay invisible? As soon as you pick something up then everyone can see where you are.
>>63334451
Go on...
>>63334524
Put cloths on and cover your face, stupid.
>>63334524
Put money in your mouth I think.woukd work. Unpleasant but doable.
>>63334524
You could wait for people to look away and then quickly move the thing to some box, bag, or receptacle you've prepared in a stealthy position, and then boom, turn visible and walk calmly and quietly away with a box full of goods.
>>63334535
You could also dose a woman with some kind of euphoric like E or DMT or something, then rape her while she's giving a speech or other public presentation, and everybody sees her get up on the podium and then start moaning and orgasming over nothing.
>>63334451
>It's the perfect crime!
>No one would ever bother checking up on her and accidently bump into me
>No one would ever call 911 and have paremedics show up to check on her
>No one would ever use their cell phone to record us having sex
>It's the perfect crime and no one will know I'm invisible!!
>And if I ever get caught I'll just hide in a narrow place with lots of people thousands of feet in the air!!
>>63334307
Blind people don't know where ANYBODY is
>>63334596
I'm not airplane guy. I'm actually the one pointing out even going to an airport while invisible is a bad idea.
But her being recorded getting fucked and knocked up in front of everyone is the whole point, anon. It's a feature, not a bug.
>>63334561
But then you're just a regular guy stealing... Anyone can do that any day.
>>63334569
Would putting the object in your mouth or ass make it invisible? If those are the invisible rules then painting your house with your feces truly would make it invisible too. Why not use a shitcovered jacket or suitcase?
But most likely you'd just give of the appearence of a wet object floating around on its own.
>>63334588
Yeah, stashing stuff for later retrival might work, but you still have to walk all the way back to your house at night with the object while making sure that no one notices.
>turn visible
You can't do that. You're invisible all the time.
You could probably get around like a normal person if you wore makeup and contacts or sunglasses.
>>63334561
>If I was invisible I'd put clothes over 100% of my body and steal stuff
>>63334661
>You can't do that. You're invisible all the time.
That's not the rules I agreed to at all. If you're 24/7 invisible, then there's no reason to worry about capture or identification, you're truly unfettered and can do whatever you please because you're doomed no matter what.
Hollow Man invisibility sucks, I like the one in the tv show with big foot invisibility glands thing.
>>63334390
>>63334396
>you don't "catch a cold" from being cold
Drafts draw heat off our bodies, and cold viruses proliferate as a result. It's why we wear clothes in the first place.
>>63334588
>You could also dose a woman with some kind of euphoric like E or DMT or something, then rape her while she's giving a speech or other public presentation, and everybody sees her get up on the podium and then start moaning and orgasming over nothing.
E, DMT nor PEOPLE works like this. That line is probably the dumbest one in this entire thread.
>>63332358
Looks like John Cena, not just in a you can't see me kinda way
>>63332358
you know i've been on /tv/ since 2010. On /b/ that would be shit, but I think that qualifies for /tv/ oldfag.
that said, I never throught Baneposting would be replaced by the Hollow Man
but I guess I was wrong
>>63334685
It'd be the only way to steal stuff without drawing attention to your invisibility.
Stealing is something you'd have to get good at if you were invisible. You certainly couldn't get a job, unless it was working privately for someone you trusted.
Is the OP scenario to be taken that you're in Kevin Bacon's position in the movie?
Cause if so, all the anons saying they'd rape are fucked. Government would already be after you as would the company that was funding shit, and they know you're invisible and that they can track you through heat signature, and they have your dna on file cause you were part of an experiment. They're not gonna let an invisible man just be out there in the world
>>63334777
There was a sequel where they did exactly this, did no one watch the sequel?
>>63334777
Not to mention they're axing the project in that movie.
Don't know about the sequels, though.
>>63334743
>you know i've been on /tv/ since 2010. On /b/ that would be shit, but I think that qualifies for /tv/ oldfag.
No. Being an oldfag isn't a state of mind that you can achieve. You're an oldfag if you were around when 4chan was vastly different than it is today. You can't become one if you found this site after 2006-2007. At least that was the original definition of the word. Maybe you newfags changed it just like you changed 4chan.
>>63334789
I didn't, I don't watch straight to dvd sequels
>>63334829
/r/4chan FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
So assuming somebody from /tv/ became permanently invisible and will rape people,
who will get raped?
>>63334872
Who would I rape?
... a lotta people.
>>63332358
rob women's restrooms, fap in bank vaults
>>63334826
I'm sure you've seen movies of comparable quality to it.
TDKR for example.
