>Fat
>Overweight
>Alcoholic
>Le goth Tim Burton blockbusters
>Mordecai
>Lone Ranger
>Failed oscar bait
>Dogs euthanized. Three time divorcee. Slut daughter.
Will someone put John Depp out of his misery?
Dont forget hes starring in Kevin Smith movies now.
His daughter is not only a slut but "gender fluid" whatever that bullshit means.
>>63330103
>sneaking out to smoke weed with Marilyn Manson
>>63330203
>Gender fluid is a gender identity which refers to a gender which varies over time. A gender fluid person may at any time identify as male, female, neutrois, or any other non-binary identity, or some combination of identities.
Stop making me google shit, anon.
>neutrois
God damn it!
>>63330226
manson doesn't look too good either
Sounds like OP is still /madatmort/
>>63330103
>Three time divorcee
Really?
>>63330103
>Mordecai
I lasted 5 minutes on that movie before deleting it.
>>63330383
when has he?
You now remember that he was nominated for an Academy Award for his role as Captain Jack Sparrow.
And YOU get a JUST, Johnny!
And YOU get a JUST, Marilyn!
And YOU get a JUST, OP.
>>63330226
>smoking some weed with depp and manson
I bet they're funny as fuck high.
Depp should married Burton when he had the chance. It's not too late though, it might be a come back for both
>>63330383
saw him live this year, not a great show, probably still fucked on cocain
>>63330578
Manson was on Talking Dead once, high as a kite. It was hilarious.
>>63330103
He never recovered from playing Thompson.
No matter how far removed the shit he does is, he can't get Hunter out of his head.
RIP Johnny.
>>63330103
>calling him fat AND overweight
Harsh man.
>>63330103
You forgot one: he was in Jack & Jill.
>>63330103
>alcoholic
he is captain jack sparrow, what is a pirate without his rum?
>>63330103
JUST
>getting paid $100 million dollars for the next Pirates movie
The lad has it so rough, how does he keep going?
>>63330905
>$5 billion net worth
>Still not happy
>>63330103
his dogs did not get euthanized. he just got a fine
>>63330103
>>63330905
Poor guy has millions, someone end it already
>There are posters reading this thread RIGHT NOW that are still #MadatMort
Is Black Mass good?
>>63330164
Don't you fucking diss Guy Lapointe
>>63330203
>>63330327
At least her daughter seems to be a typical tumblrina, what means she'll get married to a man after going through her special snowflake phase
JUST
>>63333045
Implying she won't slut it up first
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNsHPlQRak
he really needs to fire his fucking agent.
>>63330103
>>Dogs euthanized.
?!?!?!
Was this the australia thing? Did they seriously murder his dogs? lmao
>>63333089
Depp wasn't precisely a role model during his youth.
>>63333274
Spot the underage newfag
>>63331111
Trip Quads, nice.
>>63333089
>that interview with him on conan or something where he basically says she dresses like a slut
>"I want to be on an opium drip for the rest of my days"
JUST
>>63331111
Mordecai is was my favorite movie of all time!
>>63330494
the MPAA still knows you downloaded it. you literally stole money from and raped an entire catering service by downloading that flick.
He'd look better if he cut his hair and washed it.
>>63333538
Maybe if he actually washed too senpai
>fucking this
>>63330578
that "some" in your sentence bothers me so fucking much, and I don't know why
>>63331111
I was waiting for this to come back.
>>63330578
I bet they're not though.
>>63334176
#mortifed
>>63330103
3 times?
He could still fuck 2/3rds of the worlds women. Why feel bad for him?
>>63335694
Actually he's only been married twice, once in the 80s to some nobody and now to Amber. He never actually married Vanessa Paradis.
>>63330103
>Slut
nothing wrong with that shitlord
>>63330383
Drugs and a lifetime of applying makeup filled with shit will do that
>>63330620
I saw him earlier this year as well and he was fantastic. He's very hit and miss these days, some days he clearly just doesn't wanna be on stage.
>>63330638
Manson always give long/5min answers to questions. That's why it was a disaster.
>>63333993
She's literally stealing his soul. I hope he makes it.
Even in that video where he's visiting the kids in hospital while dressed up as Jack Sparrow he's drunk as fuck.
>>63330383
Manson has always been ugly as fuck, hence all the makeup
>>63338055
Stop talking shit. He gained some weight in the past few years due to some personal issues, but he still looks fine, the man is nearly fucking 50.
>>63338035
>he doesnt know about method acting
>>63334132
>that "some" in your sentence bothers me so fucking much, and I don't know why
it shows anon has never touched weed on his entire life. only talked about it.
>>63338131
Holy fuck he's 46. This blew my fucking mind
>>63338252
sublte
>>63338035
He's very shy and probably had anxiety. Maybe had a drink if he knew he had to hang around sick kids all day in a hospital. I don't blame him.
>>63338299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK7eesKFuKo
