BOYS! MMMMM
Why does he care about some no name reporter again?
>>63329939
MMMMMM
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M
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Such a shitty Lex
MFW
https://youtu.be/2Beda3kFNjo
>>63330000
chekd
>>63329960
im actually really curious about this
>>63330000
Quads don't lie.
>"Wow! That is a good grip! You should not pick a fight with this person!"
>begins to clap maniacally while winking and smirking at the audience
I know this would never happen in a million years because this movie will be stupid, but Luthor should just hit Clark Kent in the head with a pipe and ruin his "secret" identity as he gets up with no head trauma.
YEOW WHADDA GRIP! YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A BATMAN VS SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE WITH THIS PERSON!
>>63330146
Really? Jesus Christ.
>>63330075
>the movie has other 2 jokes like this
Might as well make him literally wink at the camera and say "get it"?
>>63329939
why did they make him a flamboyant homosexual?
He's the villain. We're not suppose to like him.
>>63329960
We are all assuming he knows Clark is Superman
can someone post it? been trying to find it but i'm not seeing it anywhere.
>>63330000
quads confirmed for shit Lex
>>63330260
nevermind
>>63329960
You do know Lex grew up in smallville right? Also, Kent could be doing an opinion piece on him and he met him that way. It's not that big of a stretch.
>No one cares about Clark Kent going after the Batman
>Wow! You do not want to pick a fight with this person!
>You're amazing, Diane! You're a real wondrous woman
>What are you, some sort of fucking Aqua man?
Jesus, ZacK...
>>63330324
>That picture
Go the FUCK back to reddit
>>63329939
He's basically hinting to both of them without either realizing that He knows exactly who they both are and he's already working to pit them aganst each other as is the obvious plot of this movie.
I don't get /tv/. If it was a Nolan film he wouldn't have any fun scenes and you would all call him too dark/boring. When they add in a few quips you guys all complain about it being too gay.
>>63330371
Kent is like 20 years older than Lex in this movie
>>63330420
I wish this "it's cool to hate everything" meme would die already.
>>63330382
>got that off google images
sounds like you know something I don't, redditor
>>63330242
I don't think the goal is for him to be hard to watch though
Daily reminder that manlets will LOVE Lex
>>63330375
>what's your favorite Star Trek race, Vic?
>*sigh* Borg...WAIT A MINUTE!
>>63330512
How is he hard to watch
>>63330420
I know this is going to blow your fucking mind, but it's not the fact it's dark or light-hearted but the fact it's written terribly and seems painful to watch.
>>63330589
His performance is awkward
>>63330536
i dont know why people got so mad about a goofy lex though? they didn't get anybody "right" for that matter. might as well went full meme
>>63330613
Dude not even trying to get into a insult contest but I think we should all give the movie a chance. It will never get a unanimous "it sucks" like AoU or catwoman or something. A lot of the lines in the trailer wont even be in the movie.
>>63330597
Its written by an oscar winning screenwriter.
>>63330146
Caught me off-guard
>>63330669
It's not funny when it's bad on purpose. It's only funny when they try hard and it ends up being terrible.
>>63330669
>might as well went full meme
What the fuck does that even mean? Seriously.
>we want the meme audience
>>63330536
Jesse is actually 5'9
But holy Ben is actually 6'4 I didn't realize he was a monster
>>63330689
Oscar winning actors can be in terrible movies. How are writers any different?
>>63330696
so you are saying they spent millions of dollars to make a bad movie on purpose?
well that make a lot of sense
>>63330711
Yeah I'm fucking 6'1 and I can't imagine Afleck making ME feel like a manlet
>>63330711
>6'4"
>monster
Holy fuck manlets are already out in full force
>>63330000
Quads for truth
>>63330536
WHEN
>>63330777
WILL
>>63330734
The cringy villain is on purpose. The movie is unintentional.
>>63330801
THEY
I have never been more embarrassed while watching a trailer.
And this includes watching light erotica trailers on VHS tapes before the movie I rented started back in the day back when I was watching movies with my parents.
>>63330536
Daily reminder that if you're under 6'4" you should just kill yourself.
>>63330803
>The cringy villain is on purpose
that's not making it better famms in fact that makes it worse and unworthy
Well this trailer means Superman Vs Batman is definitely not going to be a film or a kino.
So now all that is left is to see whether it's going to be a movie or a flick.
A joint is also out of the question.
>>63330831
LEARN
>It has been a long day for me Captain America fighting this CIVIL WAR with you IRON MAN.
Jesus christ MARVEL
>>63330737
same here brah. i'm 6'2 and my ideal height is 6'4.
>>63330000
Funny since he's based off Max Landis
>wow you're a wonderful woman to save us from that energy blast
>now lets fight this monster or it's doomsday for all of us
>"okay Jesse try and be a menacing and threating man
>"okay!"
>"BOYS HMM YOU ARE A STRONG MAN LOL YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THISNMAN *WINK WINK XDDD
>"lol nailed it"
>>63330913
Really? mine is 6'8.
>>63330913
Dude 6'4 is like malnourished asian tall. None of the women I've been with would've let me touch them if I were that tall.
>UH I LUV it
Jesus Christ really?
Jesse is pretty cute here, I want to explore his boipussy with my tongue no homo
>>63330967
>I believe due to several factors this version of the iconic villain is directly inspired by me
He's a huge faggot both literally and figuratively?
>>63330536
The heights are wrong.
Ben Affleck is 6'2"
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Ben-Affleck-454.html
Henry Cavill is about 6'1"
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Henry-Cavill-47513.html
Jesse Eisenberg is about 5'8"
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Jesse-Eisenberg-1201.html
>>63330971
They are going for a flamboyant lex.
>>63330536
>Henry is just 6ft1
>Ben is 6ft 2
you a liar cunt
GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR MMMMMMM
>>63331044
He's the son of the Lex your thinking about.
>>63330000
Sadly I agree, it's like if BBT Sheldon portrayed Lex
I'm loving him for the sheer fact he seems like he's there to take the piss out of the whole story and sabotage the movie. Like the sort of character a very bitter director who got roped into doing a movie injects in to just derail and ruin everything as a walking meta middle finger. I mean think about it, you have all the scowling and bluster between the two capeshits and then this little assclown comes along acting like an eccentric sitcom character.
>>63331058
>Leo loses the oscar to jesse
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>63330420
Wow, it's almost like this board is nothing but edgy teens who hate everything
>>63331080
He's a little weasel.
>>63331080
He's riddler from Batman Forever before he got the haircut
>>63331080
Yeah but why Zack Snyder would do that when he is a huge fanboy of comic books
>mfw this movie flops both commercially and critically
>mfw /tv/ will then defend it as a misunderstood masterpiece because that's how this board works
>mfw people here will unironically say that Lex was the best character
>>63331147
/tv/ would say hitting yourself in the balls with a hammer is fun if the majority of people said it wasn't.
>>63331101
For you
>>63331116
Zack doesn't give a fuck about comics, he just does what he wants with the characters and throws in ebic references to placate the braindead capeshit faggots who don't care about anything but 'accuracy' to muh funny papers.
>>63331038
>its a reddit has no fucking clue about 4chan memes episode
why do they always play this one friday night
>>63331147
MMMM
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>>63330420
>If it was a Nolan film
"Bruce Wayne, I'm Lex."
"He wasn't alone."
"Uh, you don't get to invite reporters."
"He is not my plus one."
"Don't worry, he's not his guest."
"And why would I want him?"
"He was trying to interview your guests. He works for the newspaper. The Daily Planet."
"... Kent?"
>>63331196
>4chan memes
That joke wasn't funny the first time.
>>63331196
I don't go to the shithole Reddit. I point out the obvious.
john cena would have been a better lex
>>63330689
It's also starring an oscar winning screenwriter.
>>63331208
Nolan films never fail to give us big memes though.
>>63331147
Man of steel part 2
Literally
>>63331255
Bryan Cranston would've made an excellent Lex.
>>63331208
That works surprisingly well.
>>63330000
quads are never wrong
>>63330967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwDbSYicM
It's literally true.
>>63331255
I don't understand what goes through Zack's mind when he makes these choices.
>>63330223
He lost his mind while working with Max Landis
>Holy macaroni! You do not wanna pick a fight with this big guy! Yowzers!
What the fuck as Zack thinking?
I liked him being all flamboyant though. Maybe it's not accurate to the comics but nobody cares about the comics.
>>63331305
He wants to make it edgy and cringeworthy at the same time.
>>63329939
He reminds me so much of the joker in the Dark Knight.
>>63331080go back to reddit
I get what they're doing, trying to adapt the character's actual real world publication history into their in-universe story arc, it's a bold choice. And it basically always fails unless you've got someone rock solid who knows the character and the source material like the back of their hand working at the script, which you really don't have in this case. Remember, the plot of this movie sees Lex progress to the more serious, sinister, bald form the audience is already familiar with and appreciative of, but they're making us suffer through Lex Landis to get there, which is a lot to ask of an audience.
>>63331412
Reddit probably hates this Lex because he's ruining the deep and mature superhero story from the master of capeshit drama Zack Snyder
>>63331375
lolno
>>63331283
sam is the perfect green man
>>63329939
This guy is the next intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>63329939
>batman v superman
How is this meant to go? Superman is indestructible sans kryptonite which still doesn't really kill him.
>>63331744
Kryptonite is capable of killing him.
>>63331744
batman losses
>>63331744
Batman says "kill me" and superman says "I'm not like that" and batman says "I guess you're not evil after all. Lets go get lex."
>>63331983
>>63332007
>>63332058
As soon as i posted it i remember we're living in the age of capeshit™, nothing substantial or meaningful or interesting storywise will happen in this fucking heap of shit.
>>63332125
Haha why does it upset you so much?
Why isnt Kevin Spacey Lex Luther?
>>63332228
Because it's not a sequel to Superman Returns, and every time we reboot a franchise we have to jettison all the actors, good or bad.
>there will never be a J. Jonah Jameson even a tenth as good as JK Simmons
>>63332279
PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
>>63332305
>>63330146
i had a giggle, quality post, keep it up anonymous poster
>>63330000
Quads confirm, etc. We're done here. /thread
>>63330146
What did he mean by this?
>>63330478
>sounds like you know something I don't, redditor
R.E.K.T.
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>>63331208
>>63331271
This actually works really well what the fuck
>>63331277
Underrated digits
>>63331271
for you
>>63332353
>>63330000
QUADS! MMMMMM
>>63332597
YOU DONT WANNA CHECK EM WITH THIS GUY
>>63330146
Kek
>>63331208
I had to recover after reading this
>>63329960
>>63330041
>>63330245
>>63330371
>>63330458
clark kent in known to have won a few pulitzer prize awards, maybe thats how he knows him. this happens at some swanky party, i doubt some no name reporter could get in to some place like taht
>>63332889
What gets me about it is the reverse. How does a reporter for a major Metropolitan (literally) newspaper not know who Bruce Wayne is?
>Hey, Woodward, who's that?
>You must be new. That is Howard Hughes.
Literally what it would be like.
>>63330146
he's a big guy
BOYS!
*slurp*
MMMMMM
>>63330146
Hah
>>63329939
He's a fuckin skeksis.
>>63333040
you wouldnt wanna pick a fight with this guy
he'd be whooping your ass up and down the street.
Lex reminds me of that psycho kid at Degrassi.
>>63333210
noice anon
>>63332961
yeah taht bit gets to me too, idgi. bruce wayne is like the 6th richest person alive or some shit like that, and hes supposed to be all over the tabloids.
idk tho, i think maybe because wayne is much older now and out of the tabloids now, notice how serously he talks to kent in the beginning of the trailer. also clark kent, having grown up in a small ass town, as well as being who he is, i think he probably missed out on a lot of "infuential" pop culture figures.
also, pic related feels to me like its when bruce wayne figures out taht clark kent is batman
ben wanted this to be his Dark Knight
but it will ended up being goofy and shit
>>63330324
This picture made me lose all my kekkerinos, kawaiically epic, senpai'd hard at this epic pic my senpai
Why does he speak like that? Who told him Lex was supposed to be a wacky goofy crazy man with a WICKED sense of humour?
I just don't get what they're going for with this. He just comes off as edgy and as somebody who is trying way too hard to 'reinvent' the character like Ledger did with the Joker.
>>63330420
You do realize that posts that seem to oppose each other might be from different people, right?
>>63334081
I disagree, me.
I wish he said you are going to pick a fight with this BIG GUY?
>>63334154
I keep waiting for the day they reference it on Gotham. It's gonna happen, I'm sure of it.
what's with snyder and turning manly villains into huge faggots
>>63329960
maybe he is NOT a no name reporter in the movie? Are you guys fucking idiots?
Many time here I read criticism based not on facts but on some misguided belief the stupid son of a bitch piece of shit the poster has.
>>63331305
I think he is okay, really.The only stupid shit in the trailer is the doomsday - wonder woman scene.
going from an interesting comic book movie to a too much comic booky movie in 1 second
>>63334236
Zod wasn't a faggot.
>>63334236
Ozymandias was already a possible homosexual in the comic
Boys!! MM!M!! SHIT NIGGAA!!
>>63334401
I doubt he was thinking of Ozymandias.
It's been a long time since I read 300, but I remember the comic version being even gayer, so really it's just Zod (who wasn't very faggy at all) and Lex, who's not exactly a paragon of heterosexuality in the comics. Remember, this is a guy who goes around in a skin tight purple power suit.
>>63334442
MMMM MMMM NIGGA
>>63329939
Mark Zuckerberg really lost it ain't he?
>>63334401
Possibly. Rorschach never got the chance to investigate further.
>>63334475
>and Lex, who's not exactly a paragon of heterosexuality in the comics.
Please do show me these comics that paint Lex as some kind of swishy fuckboi, because for years now Lex has been a confident no-nonsense cutthroat businessman, even in Smallville at his twinkiness he was still ruthless.
>>63334547
Honestly, this is barely a full step past the shit he already gets up to.
>>63330222
I know it's really cheap and not creative, but I fucking love these kind of jokes. It's what made me manage to survive 5 and a half seasons of Smallville.
>>63334475
>Remember, this is a guy who goes around in a skin tight purple power suit.
I don't think you know what skintight means, you guys watch half an episode of Robot Chicken and think you know everything about a character, it's hilarious.
>>63334475
Well Ozymandias did has some more gay hints in the movie than the comic.
Though it was all based on the comic.
The whole movie wil just be a dream sequence..
>>63334753
Your post is a dream sequence.
>>63329939
What I don't understand is why don't they design a mask that COVERS THE FUCKING MOLE. Seriously, you don't have to be Superman in that world to deduce Batman is Bruce Wayne.
>>63330912
Wrong website.
>>63329939
Poor lex, now reduced to a meme thanks to Jesse.
>>63330000
Yes
Smallville's Luthor is the best Luthor
Posting the superior version of the new trailer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqdG04sj8sE
>>63334920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6hvRZxomkg
good guy lex is bext lex
>>63331147
It's already happening, who the fuck likes Jesse anyway? yuck
>>63331255
At least he would be sexy and bearable to watch.
>>63331375
Same here, I feel like they are trying hard to recreate that moment and failing at it bescue it's so obvious.
And I thought Diana or Aquaman would be the problem.
>>63334236
Fetish?
>>63334970
Are you disagree with me?
Will /tv/ ever enjoy movies without being critically bitter about it?
>>63335131
stop bringing your /v/-level memes here.
>>63335171
fucking retard
>>63329939
It's not surprising, this faggot explicitly stated that he has never even been curious about Lex's character and wanted to go with his interpretation.
>>63335204
Really? source?
>>63329939
Can't wait for him to ruse everybody and show his true self at the end.
>>63330106
And just have clark stop the lead pipe with his hand before getting hit, avoiding the situation entirely. You're a fucking idiot.
>>63335333
>my face when after all the bullshit he pulls in the movie he gets off scot free and while he's talking to reporters Superman blows his wig off.
>>63335247
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Jesse-Eisenberg-Apparently-Knew-Nothing-About-Comic-Books-71235.html
>>63335387
More likely to trip backwards out of the way.
also why do people think Lex knows he's Superman, Clark writes for the Planet and has probably done some hard hitting articles, most of them probably probing Lex' shady dealings which is something Luthor would keep tabs on.
>>63331375
>>63335035
He's nothing like the joker...actually closer to jim carey as the riddler.
>>63332455
You could say it works extremely well
>>63335204
this is good news to be honest
>>63330978
Mine's 6 foot 7 foot 8 foot bunch.
>>63329939
This is exactly like when Cranston was cast as Walter White. They figured out that Eisenberg looks really cool when he's bald, and they want to surprise everyone. There's no other explanation,
>>63331305
>that guy in the background looking straight into the camera.
wow
If you guys seriously can't tell that this is clearly a facade he puts on for his public image, and the real Lex is nothing like this, then u shouldn't be here.
>>63337951
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>>63332961
Who's Howard Hughes? Never heard of him
>>63337951
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>>63331196
>4chan memes
>not just /fit/meme shitposting about height on every board they can
the part thats funny is that even if you're 6'1, if you're under 200lbs you're still a manlet skellington
t. 6'3 /fit/izen
I'm a 5'8" white american manlet.
AMA
>>63338068
Rich old guy who created Playboy magazine.
Known for wearing bath robes everywhere and living in an extravagant house with several sexy female servants dressed in lingerie and bunny ears.
BOYS! UMMM
>>63335333
So what bullshit reason are they gonna have for him going bald suddenly?
Probably magical Kryptonite hairloss is my guess.
goddamnit
I love this lex,its way better than the old"iam so smart and sirous boring "typ of luthor
>>63338242
Isn't that Hugh Heffner or something like that?
huh
>>63338173
Will you ever learn?
Calling it now, he'll be the greatest character in the movie and people would call him the best Lex rendition ever.
Hell it might even earn him an Oscar nomination.
ZUCKERBOYS
>>63338366
Man of Bald burns his hair with xray
How can Batman even kill Superman?
>>63329960
>implying Lex wouldn't obsess over Superman and read every article about him
>>63334968
fucking lost it at thevinyl scratch
>>63338602
Kryptonite and/or magic.
>>63330536
>Bruce being that much taller than Clark
hnnnnnnggg
>>63331038
>>63331055
Ben looks at least two inches taller than Cavill. If Cavill 6'1, Ben has to be about 6'3.
>>63339939
Cavill is speculated to be 5'11-6'
Affleck is probably honest 6'2
