I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
SUCK MY BIG BLACK COCK VADER
I am derailing the thread. Pray I don't derail it any further.
This board is getting worse all the time.
>>63329531
Is that... hair on Fett's shoulder?
SHEEV WOULDN'T APPROVE OF THIS
>>63329554
It's the lock of his lady love, duh.
>>63329476
I am zippity zip zoop zap
Pray I don't bazooper flapolzop bazinanus
>>63329476
Villain from the last movie you watched has to fight Vader, how do they fair?
>>63329531
pre-prequels they were wookie scalps
after prequels they were padawan braids
>>63329476
>pray
Vader confirmed Christ-fag. #dropped
>>63329554
They're those faggot braids worn in the prequels, he killed dem people
>>63329646
>are you an angel?
>>63329476
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Please don't let Darth Vader alter the deal any further. Amen
>>63329605
Did I every tell you about darth zoopy the zip zap?
>>63329618
I last watched Home. Doesn't really have a villain
>>63329618
I'm watching that Superman 3-part cartoon where he teams up with Batman, does that count? Because if so, it's Mark Hamil's Joker.
>>63329605
>Emily Bukkake
Every fucking time.
>>63329531
Pray that it doesn't get any worse.
How come ESB is so fucking good.
It's head and shoulders over every other SW movie easily.
Just the cinematography, characterization and delivery is perfect from all involved.
The only thing I didnt like is the "hiding in the asteroid" segment.
>>63329605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdxragMip4
>>63330007
This was so fucking badass
>>63330007
Was he using his force germs to block the blaster or are his gloves armored?
>>63329788
Then you must have fallen asleep, Bazinga was clearly the villain.
>>63329815
Yeah it would count, it airs on TV as a movie. They don't only play one part.
>>63330007
Wait...HAN SHOT FIRST?!?!!?
>>63330127
Now imagine a world where the prequels never happened and Vader was never tainted.
>>63330261
Uh, ok. You say that as if they made Anakin black
>>63330007
Did Vader use the force at all in ANH?
>>63330321
Better black than a whiny, entitled pussy.
>Pray I don't alter it any further.
What did he mean by this? Who would he pray to?
>>63330321
they made him a pussy
>>63330336
Force choked that Moff or whatever who questioned the force.
>>63330336
You are retarded, aren't you?
>>63330321
No, they made him an irritating whiny bitch that was abysmally annoying before he predictably turned to the dark side.
He was never a "great jedi knight" and was instead an idiot.
And having Vader repent and "revert" to his jedi self in RotJ with Hayden grinning like a creep is now basically a downgrade instead of a cathartic end to one of the best fictional characters of all time.
>>63330007
>They got here before you did
Did Han just not notice the 12 mile long Super Star Destroyer parked outside or what?
>>63330133
Both arms are robot prosthetics. He also stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
>>63330007
Block dat shit Block dat shit Block dat shit now I have your gun
>>63330490
>"Ready my shuttle"
Vader must have arrived in a small craft, and the Star Destroyer left the planet's area to avoid detection.
What you should REALLY be asking is how Fett followed Han in Slave 1, and managed to beat him into Cloud City, with enough time to have him and Vader meet Lando.
>>63330007
Shit I literally just noticed he force pulls the gun with one hand and in the next shot he catches it in the opposite hand
>>63329554
weekend pass revoked.
It's time for Kylo Ren to shine.
>>63330760
Boba Fett somehow contacts Lando first and gets him to hold up Han. That's why Han has trouble docking at Cloud City, the police are delaying him so the Empire can set themselves up.
>>63332746
Boba Fett's penis was accidentally destroyed in the RotJ.
