aannnnd dropped
>>63323488
Rey is such an invincible marysue in this it's not even funny
>kilo ren
>>63323488
>kilo ren
Get your story straight for fucks sake
>>63323488
>revealing the plot
Bravo old man
OH GOD I LOOKED THIS UP ITS REAL
MUH
SPOILS
>kilo
NOT PLANET COCANIUM!!!
>kilo
holy h*ck
>Lightsaber fight
>Neither character dies
>>63323530
>>63323531
>>63323590
>>63323593
>autists succesfully riled
>>63323488
Fucking lol at harrison just spoiling the movie for all the nerds out there. Dude literally doesnt give a fuck about star wars, you can just tell he wants off this shit ride
>Kilo Ren
>>63323616
>lightsaber fight
>Rey keeps up with Kylo the entire fight
It took Luke tapping into the dark side to beat Vader in RotJ but this chick is a woman so she's stronger than he is apparently
>kilo
>>63323488
>sword fight
>kilo
i think he's le trolling you guys. which suggests rey and kylo won't have a "sword" fight.
>kilo ren
JUST
>Kilo Ren
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63323661
>still pretending you haven't read the leaked plot
stop this
looks like they're about to cut him off lel
>KILO FUCKING REN
>IT'S REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63323734
kek
Get Grandpa off the computer!
>>63323734
if he doesn't die in TFA, they'll kill him off in the first 10 minutes of episode 8.
bravo harrison.
>kilo ren
kek'd
>>63323488
HARRISON IS DEAD.
>>63323790
http://millenniumfalcon.com/
Full story
>>63323650
Oh man. That's not good.
>official twitter misspelling names
>the sword fight
>kilo ren
I will never stop loving how Harrison Ford just blatantly doesn't fucking care about Star Wars at all.
Dayum
Who's this semen demon
>>63323650
>stronger
That's not the word that should be used. It should be "skilled" which is way more shitty for her character.
>>63323843
>tfw you only have to keep up the facade of giving a fuck for 2 more weeks until you're officially killed off and run away with your millions
>>63323872
i'd fuck the living shit out of her and empty by balls inside her
>>63323628
>wants off this ride
>very recently signed on to this ride
Sure
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/
reminder
>>63323872
Don't worry anon
They ruined her by turning her into a cartoon senior citizen sentient emoji
>>63323922
Imagine some pearly white cum spilling out of her dark pussy
Fuck it, im off to pornhub
>>63323650
How did anybody learn to use a light saber to begin with? No jedi teachers in this universe
>>63324003
the same way luke became a jedi master like in 4 hours
>>63324086
well he had yoda and obi wan and a practice robot that fired lasers at him.
These guys have, what? Harsh language?
>>63323822
Bullshit. Claims Poe dies in the intro.
>>63324151
No it doesn't its made so you think that happens.
>>63324151
He "dies" but then you see
>EXT DAY - 72 - NEAR MAIN STREET -RUINED TIE FIGHTER • Stormtroopers discover empty TIE Fighter
>empty TIE Fighter
So he'll be back in the next movie
>>63323822
Wait, Luke isn't in the movie?
>>63324141
SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN AND SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS SHITLORD
>>63324211
He's in it for a few flashback scenes of Kylo being trained and then he's in it at the end
This movie is focused more on Han
>Kilo
>Snoke
?
>>63324211
Can you read fuccboi? He trains Kylo and shows up at the end
>>63323488
I love how male fantasy is awesome action scenes, explosions and fights.
But a female fantasy is a woman with twig arms somehow sword fighting a man.
And if you point out how dumb this is feminists get really upset.
>>63323488
Can this fucking movie drop already and be a huge financial and commercial success so I can watch you autists on this board lose it please.
The tears and butthurt will be glorious.
KILO
I
L
O
why is harrison ford such a dick? star wars is what made him.
I want to enslave that chocolate slut
>>63324242
Because Han is going to die.
>>63323938
What
>>63324251
suddenly I feel like snorting a kilo of coke and racemixing
>>63324412
I'm fine with that since seeing an 80 year old smuggler running around is just pathetic. Luke is the only character where it makes sense for him to still be around since he fills the "wizened sage" role.
>>63323650
Or maybe it's because Kylo is just a fanboy and Vader was the real deal?
>>63324411
seriously why does she look so delicious
>>63324478
A fanboy that was trained by Luke and continued his training after
Rey is some scavenger girl
>>63324506
Because she's Kenyan, as the most attractive black girls are from Kenya.
>>63323944
This picture will never not leave me giggling. I hope the movie is as ridiculous as this image
>>63323523
Oh do shut up. Did Luke stand a chance ever?
You haven't seen it, none of us have.
>>63324653
>Did Luke stand a chance ever?
That's the point, her being able to fight off a group of storm troopers with her staff, starting the Falcon and evading capture despite never being inside it before, and keeping up with Kylo Ren, a man trained by Luke and Snoke is silly.
Luke grew as the movies went on but still needed to tap into the dark side in the end to defeat Vader in a fight. Rey just outskills everyone which means there's no tension, which means there's no character.
>>63323979
underrated
>>63323488
who is kilo ren and why is this a spoiler
>>63323488
"Sword fight" means maybe she isnt using a lightsaber?
>mfw Rey fights ultra hard against Kiloren to avenge the murder of her platonic black best friend
>>63323488
>kilo
>>63324892
Han dies not Finn. Finn just gets wounded.
So is Poe gonna be her boo or is she stronk women don need no man?
>>63324919
He gets his arm chopped off.
>>63324966
>Annakin loses a hand
>Luke loses a hand
>Funn loses a hand
it's like poetry.
>>63324966
Well in a world where fully functional artificial limbs exist that doesn't seem like a big deal
>>63324960
She falls in love with Captain Phasma
>>63324653
hey reddit
>>63325018
He gets his BBC chopped off too
>>63325022
dat belt tho
>>63325018
The question is whether it'll be covered with skin. Because if it is, whats the point.
Uno Sword Fight @ 3:17
What's his name again?
>>63325085
Darth Revan
>>63325085
13.47 Kilorens
>>63323488
what did he mean by this?
shes fucked lads
>>63325191
they're actually letting this spic do press?
>>63325551
Please, Oscar is an honorary Aryan.
>>63325551
yeah, altho hes only answered that one question
>>63325022
>two of the main villains are just played by a couple of dweebs
Is this the worst cast movie in history?
>>63325022
Anyone else want her to tell you what a bad boy you are while she crushes your dick with her foot
She's wearing a dress so you can see up her legs and at her pussy which is probably sporting a thick bush
>>63325616
One of the dweebs is an ex-Marine
In all vids I've seen of JJ he seems like the biggest douche
>>63324756
Here's your reddit gold
>>63325726
he's so full of himself. he LOVES it when his cast talk him up to be some genius director.
>>63323488
>Kylo fucks up Mace Dindu
>Mary Sue Skywalker kicks Kylo's ass
>Black guy gets keked
>>63325708
Doesn't change the fact that he's got acne and has teenager tier facial hair.
hunger games rip off
>>63325726
https://twitter.com/starwars/status/672944064640122880
>>63325551
second thing hes said about the movie
>>63326045
>tfw he's the only one that studied and prepared for his role
>>63326082
third thing mentioned about him. Keke the mexican loves the football i guess
YOU'RE A GUY SO BIG YOU ARE WEIGHTED IN KILOS
FOR YOU
>>63326140
Le no era penal face
>>63323650
How do you know she won't get BTFO?
>>63325817
>Ask a question
>"HERE'S SOME TOYS!"
The Lucas is strong in this one.
>>63326199
That would be a Mister Ginist
>>63323488
dat butthurt Nerds are the worst
hahahhaa
>>63325817
>https://twitter.com/starwars/status/672944064640122880
>whoring your kid out for millions of people to see
whatever happened to sending a letter to the studio?
>>63326294
le epic troll meming aside, ford is a dick for that though
>>63326196
4th based oscar knows wats up
>>63326294
>>63326341
>star wars movie
>a protagonist has a lightsaber fight with an antagonist
>somehow a massive fucking spoiler
>>63323650
There are other melee weapons they could be experienced with.
A light saber is literally just a sword that makes space sounds
>>63323938
>what are camera angles
Also, if you want a canon explanation, the reason Luke appears taller is because he's more confident and his posture changes. There you go.
>>63325616
BOYS
>>63324653
He got rekt repeatedly until episode 6, so... no.
He sure as fuck wasn't fighting Vader in his first movie. And he tried to in his second and got fuckin rekt.
>>63323944
what the fuck
How autistic are you guys to not realise that Kylo autocorrects to kilo.
>>63325817
Almost as dumb as Luuke and Luuuke
>>63323872
Someone who is supposedly so bad they deleted half of her scenes
>>63326444
>what is weight
>what is balance
>>63326621
why dont you go ask her about if this is true on twitter?
>>63323944
>when u nut but she still suckin
>>63326646
Embrace it
"It's great to see my old ship, the Millenium Eagle"
Oscar seems fucking BASED, on twitter and on the leaked script, I hoe he and his custom X-Wing outsells every fucking thing
anyone asked daisy what a 'KWOD JUMPAH' is yet?
>>63326507
Kylo Ren is very unlikely to be Vader's equivalent. Or rather, he might be, but he isn't gonna be the big bad guy Rey defeats during Episode 9
>>63325022
his face looks way outta proportion
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
>>63326364
5th
>John Boyega gets asked if he'd go Jedi or Sith
>Answers Sith because he'd get cool lightning tricks
kek, Boyega's alright.
>>63327000
kek at pic relate
>>63326881
>retro aspect
Neat way to say nostalgia bait
>>63327000
>black guy
>lightning powers
EVERY TIME
>>63325022
manlets
>>63326928
Shots fired nigga.
>>63326987
He looks like he suddenly forgot where he was or what he was doing at the end.
>>63326928
Han wasn't that great of a pilot. Luke and Vader were better pilots than him. He just had a fast ship.
>>63327027
BIG
WHITE
WHIPS
wew lads
https://twitter.com/starwars/status/672959711772172288
>>63326987
Whats going on here?
>>63327000
>>63327027
>>63327076
>Lightsaber Whip
>Not Lightsaber Spear
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>63327093
I think I got wet for her.
>>63327093
That is really cute you guys.
>>63327093
>>63327093
And you guys thought she wanted the niggers dick. Based Oscar
>>63327093
She should stick to singing, she's better at that than acting.
>>63327027
>lighting powers and big white whip
I'd like to see that tee bee hh
He seems alright. Daisy will be the weak link of this cast
>>63327027
>typical EU fag
>>63327320
kek
>>63327093
SPICCED
>>63327069
That was the intention you autistic fag.
>>63327093
JUST
LET
IT
IN
>>63323488
You know as a black guy, I might actually be pissed if I went with the narrative they're pushing.
>Keep showing off Finn as the new Jedi with Luke's old lightsaber
>Every scene so far with the lightsaber is him using it getting the impression that he's the new chosen one
>Trailer shows teaser for the end fight with Finn and Kylo
>People find go see the movie and the white girl saves the black guy, counter narrative to whats been eluded to for a year
Might actually be angry if I was a black guy all hyped up that a black guy is the new jedi only to be saved by a white girl, can see that back firing real fast.
>>63327810
>it's a white guy pretends to be black episode
>>63327320
>"You're a little Black for a stormtrooper."
Fucken lol. That can't be real.
>>63323734
>BE SURE TO GET THE APPLE PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN THE PICTURE GUYS
i fucking hate this world
>>63327093
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63323872
Race bait for Trump tb.h
>>63327810
You know every black guy fantasizes about getting saved by the TWP
>>63323822
> A sword tumbles through space and crashes on the ground
0/10 Didn't even fall for it.
>>63326987
"Grandpa no! The Japs aren't launching an assault on your position, you're in America!"
I'm alright with the idea of Rey starting on the road to her Jedi training but not Finn. Finn uses lightsaber in multiple scenes. He's going to have the potential to become a Jedi.
I imagine that Rey will show more immediate potential than Finn and will jump into her training immediately. During Episode VIII, she'll turn to the dark side and in Episode IX, Finn will have to find a way to save her.
>>63324653
Are you kidding me? Luke got his ass handed to him several times in a row. Rey is already perfect in every way.
>>63327027
I wonder if anyone realizes he was intentionally baiting racists with that.
THEY DIDN'T SPOIL ANYTHING
this is the fight in the trailer where she has a blaster, kylo reflects her shot, and then she's on her knees with his saber by her neck
>>63327093
>she actually orgasmed a little bit when he grabbed her hand
>he wasn't even trying to make her wet; he's just that based
CAN'T UNSLICK THE SPIC
>>63330509
Calling it now, Rey will go to the Dark side, while Kylo goes to the light somewhere around the second film. Both Skywalker twins will end up failing or dying in the third movie, but Finn will be the one who saves the day at the end of it all, hence him using the lightsaber so much in TFA and the rumor of his arm getting chopped off. It's a foreshadowing.
>>63326928
Going full autism here, but:
To be a great pilot, you have to have good reflexes, right?
I thought it was canon that many alien species have significantly faster reflexes than humans though? At least that was the shitty excuse they used for Anakin being human podracer.
Which would mean
>why aren't more pilots aliens?
>is Poe a force-user but he doesn't know it yet? Being the greatest pilot in the galaxy already makes him pretty Gary Stu-ish.
>>63323872
I will fill her with mexican cum...and i'm not even mexican...
who gets their hand cut off?
>>63332010
At the end of the comic prequel, his mom and dad plant a Force tree in their house...yeah theres Force Trees...
>>63332347
what in the fuck
>>63332430
Yeah...Poe's mom was hot as fuck thou...
>>63327027
It's like poetry, it rhymes
is everyone a fucking jedi in this one
>>63327027
>White
>And a whip
Seems like >>63331205 is right
>>63323650
Rey has the huge fucking space staff before she has a lightsaber quit trying to blame sjws in for shit
>>63323488
>Hunger Games confirmed
Into the trash it goes.
>kilo
The jew tries to demonize the white man's weight units.
>>63326398
/thread
Autists gonna autists.
I hope it ruins it for them though and I hope they pay their $15 ticket + $12 food and drink + tip and I hope later in the month they can't pay rent and I hope one of them goes crazy and hunts down JJ and George.
>>63326398
This tbqh.
It should be a given that Kylo was gonna have a duel with either Finn, Rey or both.
>>63332010
>why aren't more pilots aliens
The Rebellion was, in practice, a human revolution against humans for control of human parts of the galaxy.
Pre-empirial galatic politics were much more balanced for all species and systems, but with the growing centralization of power around human-dominated systems (by control of trade routes and military innovation), non-humans in the galaxy were increasingly ostracized.
A major aspect of the Droid Federation Conflict isn't simply a matter of alternative economic systems and a hostile military, it has a lot to do with the fact that human hegemony (by the Galatic Republic and its de facto enforcers, the Jedi Order) was threated by non-human species joining together.
As for the Jedi, they refused to see both their role as paramilitary and as an increasingly human-exclusive group. They wanted to believe their religion was open to all force users, but long-standing barriers existed (like only speaking Galatic Standard which was widely seen as "Human Standard")
The Empire may have been led by a Sith Lord, who's only aim was more power, and the Empire relied on abusive labor practices, including slavery, but the Empire at least provided better economic inclusion to a large part of the Galaxy.
Non-humans, who had been relegated to illict smuggling and poverty, had the ability in the Empire to finally get gainful employment in huge industrial projects, long ignored planets got development, crime was reduced and profits spread across the Galaxy more evenly.
The Rebellion broke that up. Rebel scum and revisionists will say it was for some great moral good or justice or democracy, but in reality, it was led by elite humans who had lost their social ranking from Republican days and who wanted human control of affairs.
Rebel scum cry crocodile tears for courageous Bothans who did not realize they died to extend human domination.
>>63323488
>harrison ford spoiling the plot
not surprised since he hates star wars and finally got his request to be killed off
>>63323523
Luke never fought with anything but a blaster before meeting Obi Wan. It seems like Rey has a polearm or something before getting a lightsaber. So she already has decent skill with melee weaponry, and if she's force sensitive I imagine she could translate that to using a lightsaber decently against some dark Jedi that a farmboy taught.
>>63333433
wasnt admiral ackbar like, an alien
one of the leaders of rebellion was an alien
I don't get it, how is Rey vs Kylo a big spoiler? We already saw them fighting in the trailer, I distinctly remember you fucks complaining about the nig nog holding a lightsaber being a bad thing.
>>63334473
sword fight implies rey gets a light saber
>>63333980
There were non-humans in the Rebellion and plenty of non-human species supported the Rebellion. But by and large it was a movement by humans, for humans.
The Mon Calamari were known for being a fairly conservative species who had deep economic and political interests in restoring the Republican system and eventually in continuing the Rebellion when it became merely an unending revolutionary movement.
