Why would she marry Andy Samberg?
>>63316148
Because he's an earth rocker
congrats, you're attracted to the boy on the left in this video. cause that's exactly who that looks like. ears and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCLV63q9Kl4
she looks and sounds like a down syndrome toddler
it's not like she can do much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCuOP46kpM
I don't know but it seriously pisses me off every time I think about it
>listening to a beautiful song of hers
>realise she's singing about Andy fucking Samberg
>ywn
big jew cock
>>63316249
Nigga, you're faceblind.
>>63316433
>You stopped by, I was all alive.
>In my doorway, we shucked and jived.
>>63316433
HNNNNGGG
You trying to give me a heart attack son?
>>63316296
Like Bjork with downs.
>>63316277
holy pleb, dude
>>63316506
>this fucking pharisee dragging a comb through her meadow
ree
>>63316148
Because he's rich and Jewish.
Can't go wrong there.
Never has to worry about money and taking care of herself and black cock on tap.
>>63316433
what the fuck does ywn mean?
your face when?
>>63316591
>ywn know what ywn means
How're you guys liking Divers?"Waltz of the 101st Lightborne" is song of the year, desu.
1. That jaw line
>>63316506
Why can't I have a qt folk singer to sing me Monkey & Bear to console me while I cry on her chest?
>>63316635
You will not take my heart alive is better than every song Florence and the Machina has ever done and it's the same style
>>63316467
come on not even a little bit of a resemblance?
nigga you into twinks!
>>63316148
Because she doesn't want to eat Hot Pockets and tendies in your Mom's basement until the end of time.
>>63316148
because she loves him.
>>63316817
Not really, no.
>>63316591
ywn =you will never, t bh (to be honest) f am (family).
To unite the nations of /mu/ and /tv/ of course
>>63316739
I like Florence, though. Well... I like "Lungs". The last album was very disappointing. Seems an unfair comparison, anyway.
>>63316148
because human beings are 3 dimensional? Samberg is one of the most unfunny comedians out there, but I have no idea what he's like in person.
>>63316817
>both are white
>2 eyes
>1 nose
>1 mouth
I see where you're coming from, they really look alike.
>>63316296
o god can not stop laffin
>>63316538
>pleb
>listens to babby's psuedo-baroque
get some taste pls
>>63316296
>People actually consider this to be good music
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>63317239
>almost 2016
>being closed-minded
>>63316512
>>63317092
>>63317239
Of course /tv/ is full of plebs.
I'll ask her when I see her on Sunday
>>63316635
Literal perfection.
>>63317684
>LIES
>>63317520
>>63317610
>having this much bad taste
o i am laffin
>>63317824
What is some good contemporary music, then? Guide me, oh wise one.
>>63317809
She's on tour
Calm down
The first time I heard Joanna Newsome on a college radio station, I thought I had lost my mind or hand been slipped something. Not necessarily good or bad, just bizarre and unreal.
Had the same feeling after I watchedThe Forbidden Zoneon TV by myself.
IIII BBEELLLLIIIEEEEVVVEEEE INNNNN YOOOUUUUUU, DO YOOOUUUU BELLIEIIEVVVEE IN MEEEEE
They probably like each other.
>>63318109
Literally listening to Leaving the City right now.
>spooked
I can't stand her fake goddamn voice
>>63316148
I cannot think of a more unfathomable celebrity relationship. How the fuck did she go from Bill Callahan to Samberg? They have a pretty nice house though, Charlie Chaplin's old mansion
>>63318184
I can understand why some people dislike her voice but what do you mean when you say it's fake?
>>63316433
OH FUCK
MY DICK
>>63318245
Put on. Exaggerated. Forced "uniqueness" for the sake of sounding speshul.
>>63318289
...so you just mean unique and interesting.
>>63318289
yeah I think that's a pretty silly criticism. she uses her voice in a way that imitates the wide range of her harp. it kinda sounds like you might be a big ol' pleb though
>>63318302
No. Learn to read.
>>63318245
What >>63318289 said. Compare it to, say, Julia Holter. Her voice while sounding completely natural and honest, is unique in its own way, not caricaturesque like Newsom's.
>>63318302
>>63318316
I bet you also love christina aguilera and shakira.
>>63316296
>>63316512
I kind of hate how female vocalists are generally either perfect, pretty voiced singers or they do this intentionally odd but still very pretty thing. There's such a wider range of male vocalists in all forms of music
>>63318344
There's a difference between liking something simply because it's unique and appreciating the fact that something is unique in a way which appeals to you.
someone please post the piano webm
>>63318328
I love Holter as well (I think Loud City Song is as good as anything, or possibly better, that Newsom has made) but I think Newsom's voice is far more interesting. Newsom uses her voice explicitly as an instrument in a way that can produce strong emotional reactions regardless of the words she's actually singing. Holter has a good voice too but her style places much less significance on its role I think.
anyway they're both great and they both released two of the best albums of the year so yay
>>63318473
stop
>>63318328
>not liking caricaturesque exaggeration.
>not liking Tiny Tim, Jeff Magnum, Klaus Nomi, Elisabeth Fraser
every time you raise your voice above its natural level, stretch it or strain a note that is out of your range, you are exaggerating.
It's the nature of heightened expression. Stop being a little bitch about it.
>>63318552
Could you point out the issue with what I wrote? I was trying to point out that no one's making the argument that being unique is inherently good, which is what many of Newsom's detractors are accusing her fans of doing.
>>63318638
How is Jeff Mangum "caricaturesque"?
I know right? She's perfect and he's just some idiot. Life just isn't fair.
>>63318712
In the same way Newsom is supposedly "caricaturesque".
>>63317824
>o i am laffin
>a Lorde meme
>implications that you can comment on people's tastes
>>63318753
I really don't think they're the same. Jeff is just loud and flat, he does more with less. Joanna uses her voices as an instrument" like the guy above says
>It is the current number of revolutions that the earth has revolved around the Sun since the birth of the Christian prophet
>there are people who STILL think Joanna Newsom is weird
>>63318404
Listen to somemetal.
>>63318404
the close-mindedness around here never fails to impress.
listen to more music you myopic mouthbreathers.
>>63318969
How is that closedminded? Do you know what words mean?
>>63316296
Not posting the superior remix by Blithe Field.
You dun goofed
>>63319055
the assumption that one sex is better at a thing than the other sex without proof is pretty much textbook ignorance, but y'know, keep doing you...
>>63318969
>close-minded
Good non sequitur
>>63319055
not that guy but a better word would have been something like ignorant or uneducated or uninformed
>>63319088
forgot link :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Kce1FDHZY
>>63319127
I meant close-minded. Just because he hasn't experienced varied female singers doesn't mean they don't exist, yet he assumes none do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbpCO0dD5Nk
post more
Why the fuck is this thread even here?
It's relationship to visual media is tenuous at best.
>>63316206
First reply god damn.
Why didn't she marry Sufjan so we get a collab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI
>>63319247
Goddamn this is so generic.
Why is all the popular music at the moment this indie folk bullshit.
It's nice once in a while but when everyone does it it's just trite.
>>63319215
She was in Inherent Vice, doesn't that count?
>>63319351
triggered tbqh
>>63319351
Illinoise is 10 years old, bro
>>63319351
>popular music at the moment
>10 year old album
Feel free to fuck off any time.
>>63319383
No.
>>63319116
I didn't mean that one was better than the other.
>>63319161
Now you're putting words in my mouth. Key word was generally, and I specifically was thinking of the female dominated "art pop" genre. Kate Bush, Bjork, Newsom, St. Vincent, Holter etc. I'd like to hear more from music from women who don't sound like professional singers, like Laurie Anderson or Patti Smith
>>63319427
>>63319440
And yet, everything sounds literally the same right now. That was the point.
>>63316148
why is it surprising, they seem like a decent match I mean shes nothing special her face is fucked up and her fake "quirky" singing is obnoxious . he could probably do better
>ITT: Tumblrinas from /mu/ in full force
>>63319519
not one of the guys raging about Sufjan but it doesn't really sound like you listen to much contemporary music mate. A lot of the mainstream "indie" music that you'll hear in bars and that normal people listen to does sound like garbage folk but Sufjan isn't among their ranks and contemporary good music isn't all that folk-oriented
>>63319526
regardless of your opinion Newsom is currently one of the most respected popular musicians in the world and also one of the most complicated and interesting lyricists around. Samberg on the other hand does nothing but make dick jokes. The two of them seem like a rather unlikely pair.
>>63319584
Enlighten me, please. I really can't stand the same generic shit for decades at a time. I need new input.
I just realized Samberg isn't on SNL anymore.
>>63316635
AOTY
>>63319351
>>63319519
Boy, you'd really hate his latest album...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkkpHDX_Cvg
>>63319636
what kind of stuff are you into
>>63319674
Apparently I have no idea.
Got some tips with some variety?
>>63319508
then I don't understand your complaint.
"generally either perfect, pretty voiced" or "intentionally odd but still very pretty" is a pretty narrow spectrum to nail down all art pop singers. You could apply the same analogue to male art pop singers and get completely nowhere.
>>63319691
I don't follow. It's hard to recommend things to people if they don't give you some idea of what they like.
Did I hear someone asking about interesting, contemporary music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFAR6aN20g
>>63319652
Which indie film student project coming-of-age best in show sundance flick is this the theme song to?
>>63319691
this is something you should really be asking in /mu/
>>63319730
sounds like a jazzier Penguin Cafe Orchestra. I dig it.
>>63319717
I'm open to just hearing some different examples of good contemporary music right now. What do you like?
>>63319755
The one I made with you mom
>>63318505
please don't it fills me with a kind of sexual frustration that is hard to masturbate away
>>63319795
Go to your room, honey. No dinner tonight.
>>63319730
On the one hand it has interesting harmonies, on the other it makes me want to laugh at how retarded it sounds. Confusing feels.
>>63319859
it's just gay Battles.
Let's post superior music to this indie shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o
>>63316296
Kind of a tard voice but the harp playing is impressive
>>63319691
Here's something a different from that first song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T09sO2NnaWE
Oh wait it's the same artist ;^)
>>63316847
Is she a plebe then?
>>63319787
you are now sounding suspiciously like a dadrocker who is just going to reject anything new but I'll give you a few links so you can yell at them and say all contemporary music sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFBk4vIsgw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRNDB9VqI3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2GYsynCFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGj7TPq9Rgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSJU0MW-Ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7gmVWgEpRc
>>63319918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Re6pZri8Gw
>he posts threads of his musician waifu on /tv/
>not the best one, even
end urself
>>63319932
I am a dadrocker but I will give your suggestion due consideration.
By dadrocker I assume you mean into stuff from the 60's-70's?
>>63319997
>having a waifu who's both lesbian and taken
for what purpose?
>>63319859
Try another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EPxV8xl-e0
My waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqtPIP3cQ7U
>mfw /tv/ will never understand good music
>>63320015
Dadrocker means you like 60-70s rock music and act like thats all music should ever sound like
>>63320015
no. I mean into what popular rock of the 60s and 70s, stuff like Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Zeppelin, Sabbath, etc
>>63319997
>best musician waifu
how embarrassing
>>63319873
Battles were already pretty gay. Math rock in general is really fruity, I can't say why
>>63320071
>tfw shared prolonged eye contact and a smile with Olsen when she performed in the summer
sadly it was the peak moment of my existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZePfzgdD7Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
>Liking 3d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-wKVh9mBo
well technically he's a woman now
>>63320015
Hi dadrocker, I am an Earth Rocker.
>>63318214
Wow anon you solved it yourself
>>63320056
Oh. That's silly.
>>63320060
I like a lot of stuff from that period but I'm not really the type to blindly worship a band over having a few good songs. I prefer to individual songs.
>>63320137
I don't know what that means.
>>63320134
I wish he'd stop being so heroine chic so people can appreciate what a good musician/songwriter/Zappa figure he is and not be embarrassed about it.
>>63320179
it was kinda weird. she seemed like she might have been drinking or on drugs or something cause she did it with a couple of other guys in the audience too. and by prolonged I mean about 6-7 seconds before I started smiling and then she smiled in response. it was exhilarating.
>>63319247
DUDE, CHRISTIAN ROCK LMAO
>>63319932
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRNDB9VqI3Q
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2GYsynCFg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGj7TPq9Rgc
These ones sound the best to me.
>>63320122
You don't have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.
>>63320186
it kinda just sounds like you don't listen to much music mate. if you listen mostly to rock from the 60s and 70s and generally just have a big collection of singles/greatest hits it means that you're probably not all that familiar with much music so your comments earlier about all music sounding like that Sufjan song seem a little silly.
>>63320212
that's her thing. I've seen her twice, one time front row, and she stared a bunch of us down. it's just a concentration thing.
>>63319508
Check out Hop Along's first two EPs or first album. Not a fan of the newest one.
>>63319997
looks like stoya after the rape t(bh) pham
>>63320212
She was scouting potential backstage nookie, mate.
>>63320244
yeah I figured you'd dig the Barnett.
anyway, know that there is still good music out there and making sweeping statements about a general decline in music will make you look silly especially given that I think you know you don't have the best knowledge of contemporary stuff
>>63320251
yeah maybe but she seemed a little drunk or something, her gaze looked distinctly flirty. she also forgot the lyrics on 2 songs and messed some other shit up. her voice sounds great live though
>>63320031
It's interesting to listen to but I can't picture myself having it in a playlist for everyday enjoyment. Maybe I'm just a music pleb still.
>>63320212
She kek'd the shit out of you dude.
>>63320249
>>63320284
Fair enough. I'm not too proud to admit I was wrong.
>>63320262
not that guy but love Hop Along. also Bully, Waxahatchee, White Lung, Pharmakon...
>>63320317
it's not flirty. look up any live recording. she always does it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWrQzI49jk
>Female musicians
Disgusting. They should be singing backup or looking pretty and slapping a tambourine. There is no room for women in the music world.
>>63320387
well whatever it was it was odd. she was way too smiley and giggly during the show I saw. it kinda was an awkward counterpoint to the somber mood of a lot of her music.
good calls on Waxahatchee and Pharmakon by the way. that newest Waxahatchee album is still in my rotation
>>63319427
>Illinoise is 10 years old
>>63320387
ok that may not have been the best example, she has to look at her guitar too much. maybe this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY-wOA7MTZY
also dat patsy cline warble...
>>63320387
Are those more scratchy voiced female vocalists? I'll have to check them out when I get home.
>>63320457
She'd sound cool leading some psych rock band or something
>>63320500
yeah! you might also like Dilly Dally: https://soundcloud.com/partisan-records/dillydally-desire/
>>63320102
That's because you listen to twinkly math rock, check out stuff like hella! or don caballero
That threw me for a loop too man. I was actually seriously disillusioned and bummed out for a while when I heard about this.
Been listening to her since 2004, every album dozens of times. Her new
I try to just it out of my mind, desu, and I still like her. In fact I realized how minimal black music and black female singing style has influenced her work; she's one of the very few working "white" artists. It seems ot me every white female singer/songwriger does that thing with her voice that black women do (think Whitney Houston singing "I will always love you,ooOoOOo." I lack the musical terminology to label it, but it's become anathema. Go back to the 80s, even the 90s, and you NEVER see white female pop/indie singers doing that.
>>63320071
my brother of black descent
This is now a Death Grips / Neutral Milk Hotel / Smash Mouth / Space Jam thread. All other bullshit get the fuck out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSRbO7YLKQ
I know Andy but her?
>>63320626
this is the worst thing I've ever heard.
>>63320626
Dank as fuck 2bh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61YwFHn-SFE
Check out my taste brehs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhqmQgRaTlk
>>63316544
Kek. Good poetry.
>>63320540
Thanks man. Been looking for new music for a while.
>>63320700
Too deep for you kid. Maybe get noided and stain some mountaintops and you might be ready for it if I can be Anne Frank with you.
>>63317178
(you)
Can we not turn Joanna into a mem...ah fuck too late
>>63320626
yeah okay
this is fine
>>63320071
correct
these guys too tho.
does anyone know how much the St. Vincent guitar is gonna be? It's literally the only thing I want in life.
http://www.music-man.com/instruments/guitars/st-vincent.html
>>63320808
Might like Sharon van etten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rbnJ6nYKFQ
>tfw you realize possibly the biggest Vaporwave album ever was made by a sixteen year old girl with no friends in her bedroom
It could have been me.
>>63316148
Close enough I suppose
>>63321275
>Endless sampling
Literally the cancer of music.
>>63321275
>pitch-shift a bunch of 80s soul and japanese city pop
>don't credit any of your sources
vape wave/pc music is kind of the worst.
>>63321415
>bashing plunderphonics
I hate vaporwave but are you telling me you could possibly hate pic related?
>>63321415
>>63321449
I love that shit, I can't help it. You tell anyone and I'll fucking kill you.
>>63316148
The Jews win again.
Instead of sitting here and masturbating to oriental cartoons, perhaps you cunts should get out there and start taking risks?
>>63321275
>girl
>>63321522
I listen to it when I'm coding, too. no hate. they just try their best not to cite their sources, most likely to avoid any lawsuits or copyright claims, but in the process get a lot of praise that should be going to the original songwriters.
some of the lazier artists that get thousands of likes on Soundcloud barely do anything more than speed up or slow down a Japanese city-pop song. That's kind of indefensible.
>>63321578
Is this some sort of /mu/ meme? She used to do livestreams and you could tell it was a legit girl and not some tranny.
>>63321561
Joke's on you, I took a risk just today. After the bus driver pulled me off her I had to walk home too, so exercise.
>>63321197
I wish I was at home so I could listen to all these
>>63321197
Good taste. The album overall wasn't up to the level of Epic but that song might be her best ever
>Why would she marry Andy Samberg?
To embezzle his assets and pay for PTA's cancer treatment.
>>63321648
http://download.duckfm.net/Vektordrum
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vektordrum_Portrait.jpg
you've been baited.
>at least one of her songs you enjoy listening to relates in some way to Andy Samberg
Just kill me.
>>63321851
This might not actually be the case. HOOM was mostly about Bill Callahan and Divers mostly focuses on fictional stories and the themes of time and space. Still, I'm sure she had him in mind a lot.
>"Aye Joanna, get me a cold one from the fridge. The game's about to start."
>"Can you stop playing that fucking harp? I'm trying to make real music here. Music that people listen to. Not Renaissance Faire bullshit that sells ten copies."
>"Aye baby spread them legs wide open. My bro Adam Sandler wants a pic."
>"Guess what, Jo? I just had sex. And it wasn't with you. It was with your sister."
>"Huh? You wanna leave me? Go ahead. Let's see how long you survive on your own, making one album every five years. Good job signing the prenup you dumb bitch."
>>63319574
>ITT: dadrock defeners from reddit in full force
>>63321957
sorry, bro. i'm not up to date on your /mu/ memes.
>>63320133
>being a weeb
>>63321812
We all know Inherent Vice didn't pay for it
>>63322004
Anything is better than reddit memes.
True taste incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJDbe9A36c
>>63321953
sick of this shit
i live for this shit i love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cVWjOrOHrc
>>63316591
>when normies get on my secret online club
superior music husbando coming through
>>63322565
Just downloaded his new album. If it's shit I'll kill your waifu.
>>63321953
Andy met her at her concert. He loves her music.
>>63322612
Might like his other group if oneohtrix is too experimental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3r1DisGI1U
>>63316336
underrated post
>>63321343
Close enough to fucking what? Were you looking for a pornstar that looks like Andy Goldbergstein?
