https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78lnkMgee5k
Is the new monopoly game any good?
what does that face mean?
>keep pushing plebshit on your kids until they think they like it
>>63312833
is the average american this retarded?
>>63312833
>It's patricide, then.
>>63312833
>we will keep pushing it until you like it
>>63313028
yes
> tfw no sith gf
;-;
>>63312833
but that's horrible
>>63312833
>Implying the daughter would actually like Star Wars with the father constantly pushing it on her like that.
>>63312833
This is what it's all about, not the movie, but the fucking toys and merchandise. It won't happen, but I'd love to see this movie bomb.
Sad thing is, 30-40 year old parents act like this. I have a cousin that has tried pushing Star Wars on his kid since infancy. Fucking guy would put my niece in yoda and chewbacca onsies, now it's all about the movies and toys. It's fucking awful. You look online and there are a lot of parents (who shouldn't be parents honestly) doing this shit.
>>63312833
Just admit you like it for the foot shot.
>>63312833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE
Easily the best.
>>63312833
>>63313267
this shit is getting out of control
>>63312833
This is so cringe worthy oh my god
I felt actual physical pain from watching this rubbish, fuck.
It's the cheapest, most insulting sentimentality i've ever seen.
>>63313267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZrRkD9Roms
>>63313267
Lmao here comes /pol/
>>63313267
we need a new hitler
>>63313310
kek
>>63313265
Lewd stuff like that shouldn't be allowed on television.
>>63313267
Star Wars soup? Is this real? What's wrong with your country, America?
The BGM is disgusting, and it makes the commercial look even worse.
>>63313267
This kind of makes me sad. Why haven't we been hit by a devastating meteoroid yet? We need to be wiped out.
>>63313360
You couldn't even possible imagine the things they are marketing this movie with.
And since they are targeting women hardcore, they are doubling down tenfold with it.
Covergirl makeup is a big one.
Bitches can be choosing light or dark side.
>>63313360
>>63313469
So genocides in the past don't make you sad but a cute commercial about a gay couple does?
>>63312833
Just think how much better this ad would be if she had picked up an action figure of Boyega instead while making that face at her dad
>>63312833
hot af
would/10
>>63313469
You can start by kill yourself
>>63313524
Where did he say that, faggot? Control your autism.
>>63313267
Only /pol/ is as easily triggered as SJWs
>>63312833
Does she know she's an ad?
>>63313518
Ha! That's hilarious.
Please post more of this shit!
>>63313474
If they are targetting women, are there SW tampons?
>that face in the end
Why is this allowed? This shit should be illegal.
>>63313524
>>63313544
Faggots
>flirting with your dad
>>63313275
Post the younger version's toes
>>63313028
yes
Favorite commercial?
FUCK YOU
>>63313572
>please let me dictate the discussion!!
>>63312833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mByznNYCWTY
>>63312833
who's this semen demon
>>63313267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>63312833
You just KNOW.
>>63313656
This one is pretty awesome. I'm jot even a star wars fan.
>>63312833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fwEmP2CKY
>>63313656
Well, that was boring.
Who'd want to buy that?
Also, isn't that the same guy as in OP's clip?
>>63313578
It'd be great if they went that far.
As I see it, I'd love to see aisles on aisles just plastered with SW shit.
From pharmacy/health and beauty to automotive, home and garden to grocery.
Select Wal-Marts should get a temporary SW themed sign for their stores for the next three months.
>>63313028
yes
>>63313621
It's 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
>>63313524
Genociding kids is better for them than letting them be raised by mentally ill faggots who will inevitably pimp them out to their fag and pedo friends
>>63313726
Are you blind senpai?
If your daughter is so hot, how do you stop from blasting loads deep??
>>63313747
Fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZImvKiDGQE
>>63313243
This particular commercial is also about getting some resume experience for that girl. She looks like a child actor whose parents are pushing hard to break her into the big time, and this commercial could be her foot in the door.
>>63313028
No, even worse.
>>63313763
Is that just how Americans look?
Short brown hair, bearded, skinnyfat, harmless people who are always smiling stupidly/awkwardly?
It also fits the one gay dude from the other commercial.
Now that I think of it, I have one American professor teaching at my university and he has the same hier/beard style as the other guys.
>>63313799
You can't show that in a public tv ad.
>>63312833
someone make a webm of her wielding the sword
I literally kekd in real life.. the movements were too funny
>>63313842
You fuck off, limey cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRVIj57SYs8
>>63313867
>Is that just how Americans look?
>Short brown hair, bearded, skinnyfat, harmless people who are always smiling stupidly/awkwardly?
>It also fits the one gay dude from the other commercial.
>Now that I think of it, I have one American professor teaching at my university and he has the same hier/beard style as the other guys.
I'm not american so i can't tell you.
>>63313842
I lost it when the officer tells him no life forms were on board and he's like "WHAT THE FUCK".
>>63312833
>put your lightsaber inside me dad!
what did she mean by this?
i just got a boner
>>63313867
sort of. the hair/beard/facial structure is accurate, but most americans are fatter and dumber looking than that. what you see in these commercials is the ideal american look that only the most dedicated and genetically gifted can pull off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBh0hgP8wWk
>duracell advert spoils the main female char has force powers
gg all around lads
The only good one is the one with the little kid dressed as Vader and he stops the car
>>63314008
>Star Wars batteries
>fucking America
lel, this is a funny day full of exploration and learning for me
>>63314008
>all Star Wars for Christmas
Disney fucking wishes.
>>63314104
Christmas might as well be considered Second Christmas this year with how everything's shaping.
It's almost bigger than Christmas.
>>63313656
should have ended with him suiciding by jumpg out the window.
>>63314254
so edgy
>>63312833
hmmm one of the first new star wars product commercials that didn't promote faggotry/feminism/broken homes/interracial families. Too bad its cringy as fuck
>>63314484
It promotes autism senpai.
>>63314484
>Implying a family where the dad tries to brainwash his daughter into star wars fandom from infancy isn't a broken home
>being a deadbeat dad
>being so focused on a literally 40+ year old movie that you sit on the edge of your couch
>acting like you're from the 1850s and you've time traveled and its your first time in toy store
>the only time you're proud of your daughter is when she starts swinging a plastic toy
>on the verge of tears when she does
Seriously that's so Reddit
>>63313267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VED5k8rbPsI
You will love this.
>>63313867
Blonde hair is offensive to minorities in America
>>63312950
This is the mindset of redditors, tbqh, I feel bad for the future generation of kids that'll get beat up at school because mom and dad are felicia day types.
Star Wars fans are a true cancer.
My cousin in his mid 30s unironically defends the prequels.
>>63314713
How old are you?
>>63312833
>she doesn't reply "I know"
some normie shit commercial
>>63314775
It's true. In American, Blonde hair is a common trope associated with villains.
For women, Americans will prefer to cast blondes, though.
Europeans tend to cast much more....blonder and whiter men? I don't know.
American leading actors are primarily Jewish or at the very least have brown hair. If you get much whiter than he becomes "too white"
Hey, I don't make the decisions
>>63313656
I legitimately thought this would be a parody and he would just be imagining jumping into the spaceship whilst he's actually jumping out the window to kill himself because he is bored with his job and he can't regain the joy of his childhood or some shit
>le dumb dad who can't do anything right xD
Triggered. I thought this was an age of equality? I became a feminist for nothing.
i like the one were the black guy screams "WOOOO"
look at daisy's hair, its like a title wave or something
>>63315582
lol, you spelled tidle wrong
>>63313267
>those comments
I wonder who they're trying to convince. Incidentally I love how homosexual men are basically treated like accessories to straight women, a little like the small dog the spoilt rich girl carries around in her handbag.
>>63312880
It's the "BLACKED on my 18th birthday" face.
>>63314662
This little white is definitely triggered.
>>63313267
>>63312833
That's what you get when you let Jews take over a white man's franchise.
>>63312833
Who is this future cum connoisseur?
>>63315958
Man, imagine fighting for the side that involves AIDS spreading, pedophilia and unprotected dicks entering hairy shitholes.
What an allegiance SJWs swear themselves to.
>>63313656
goddammit I lost it when he through the chair through the window
they are using the nostalgia to sell this star wars shit so hard
>>63313267
>mfw retards on this website get unironically triggered by something as innocent as this, even comparing it to SJWs
i miss old 4chan when /new/ (a 4chan board that was eventually replaced by /pol/) was meant to contain retards that came to this site, not to spread them
>>63312833
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
why is Disney making me want to fug little girls
perverts
>>63316474
What's so retarded about disliking gays?
>>63316193
>all that projection
>implying most normal people (read: normal people, not SJWs, since most people in general are fine with gays) aren't just allied with the side that says people can be/do what they want
>you're probably going to reply with m-muh degeneracy
>>63316474
>(a 4chan board that was eventually replaced by /pol/)
Was this supposed to make us think you've been here for years instead of a year or two?
>>63316474
Rocky IV was shit too. Rocky I and II are the only good classic Rocky movies. The rest are some ridiculous cartoon.
>>63316564
>not subscribing to new memes monthly so you can understand the newest memes (this one being a meme where one explains basic things
in parentheses)
I've been here since8th gradeand I'm 21 now. Not like it matters since I can't prove it and you can't prove otherwise =)
>>63313267
fuck me, this actually got launched this is fgucking disgusting
![lr5w4qhmqgbs8k0uwlui[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NvgUSUq.png "lr5w4qhmqgbs8k0uwlui[1].png")
>>63312833
>>63316315
Just replace Goosebumps with star wars
>>63316514
It's like disliking broccoli.
>TV above fire place
>everywhere lights
>that shitty lcd blacklevel
disgusting
>>63316523
I get what you're saying and generally I agree, but homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to just be a race of people that live to fuck butts.
>>63313267
Literally nothing wrong with this.
>>63316621
>i miss old 4chan when /new/ (a 4chan board that was eventually replaced by /pol/) was meant to contain retards that came to this site
>when /new/ was meant to contain retards that came to this site
>when /new/
>>63312833
>girls
>ever liking Star Wars
a fucking myth, no female has ever actually enjoyed star wars
OK so let's do the laundry list of families that are unnacceptable to /tv/
>nerd parents
>interracial of any kind (unless it's totally opposing white cultures, still OK because white)
>gay parents
>happiness of any kind
>>63316720
Well, who says they should be that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOV2dGdFbGk
>>63314104
>>63314152
there are going to be literally tens of thousands of household filled with nerdy parents raising nerdy children who will adamantly buy their children NOTHING but Star Wars shit for Christmas.
The Force Awakens is already a huger event than Christmas itself. Christmas will now resume the purpose it's served since the 70s: an excuse for children to get more Star Wars toys.
>>63313883
>>63316683
>this is exactly how JJ pitched Star Wars 7 to Disney
those adults look way too excited to just be watching a movie
>>63317223
that girl seems kind of evil
is it pottery?
>implying anyone on /tv/ actually hates gay people because they're gay.
The only reason gay people make you upset is because knowing someone else is happy and getting laid makes you upset and jealous, even when it's a man fucking another man.
>>63317253
>>63316683
One on the right looks like Mike the Kike Killer having a stroke
>>63317253
you haven't seen the trailer reactions for star wars I assume? manchildren are absolutely hysterical for anything to do with stars wars, it's pathetic.
>>63317325
>implying I didn't start crying during the trailer
just let it in man
when everyone goes to see this movie in theaters it will be one of those massive group empathy events. there's no other movie where people are this emotionally invested in what happens. people will be cheering, laughing, crying all at once in 2.5 short hours.
literally the entire audience is going to be in tears when Han dies. It will be more bizarre than watching Passion of the Christ in theaters.
>>63317314
Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose.
>>63317325
>trailer reactions
You mean people overreacting as much as possible to every little thing because "bored" doesn't get any views?
>>63317415
see, while you typed all that shit that no one cares about, other people were texting their boyfriends/girlfriends so that they can get laid later tonight.
>>63312880
You just KNOW.
>>63317415
6/10 google dictionary post
>>63316720
>homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to just be a race of people that live to fuck butts.
my fucking sides
>>63316694
How? You didn't really explain anything.
>>63317687
Given the subject matter I thought it most appropriate to answer your question with an analogy.
>>63313028
not gunna lie, we are pretty god damn stupid.
>>63317883
>>63312833
>bedroom eyes
Marketers pls
>>63317456
But not you
I actually find this girl attractive, what the fuck has /tv/ done to me?
>>63312833
>>63313275
Man, she's really cute. I wish she was my daughter.
>>63318005
>he doesn't have his girlfriend sitting on the sofa while he shitposts
>>63318013
As long as you don't try anything, it's ok.
>>63318060
>implying my girlfriend is not holding my cellphone for me
Pleb!
>>63313656
That was great.
>>63312833
>Americans
>>63313267
What the fuck. America has adverts for gays now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhzwmYRXPp4
>>63318262
>europe is this far behind
it will probably be not until the 22nd century when you too will see homosexual holograms advertising star wars soup in your country
>>63318310
homograms
>>63314662
Whoever makes these is terrible at drawing.
>>63318294
come on /tv/
that is cute, sort of
>>63318294
fuck off. look at them textures. my god.
>>63313028
No. Stop obsessing.
>>63313242
>hey do you want to watch a movie with me?
>OMG STOP PUSHING
>>63313275
I fucked a girl her age who was just as cute. I like my life.
>>63318310
>this level of degeneracy is commendable
Okay Amerikek, keep your "progress"
>>63318835
No one cares about your mud hut country. Get mad.
>>63318710
>>63315846
Homosexual men have even less tolerance for women's bullshit than straight men. It's faggots/trannies that act like women and hang out with them.
>>63312950
She only gets into when she realizes how popular it is, typical.
>>63312833
This nostalgia pandering is pissing me off. They pretend that EP 1, 2, 3 and 6 do not exist.
>>63318598
>>63320650
that number will literally double by the year 2017
>>63318710
Show proof.
>>63316474
wow you seem like you've been on here a lot longer than I have so I must succumb to your obviously superior knowledge on such matters
>>63312833
that commercial was SO lewd...
>>63321236
only because you're a pedo
>>63313267
nigga thats GAY...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjwZNrGv-_o
>starwarsfags will defend this
>>63321316
That's a strong word, friend. Use it carefully.
>implying a star wars manchild could ever breed
>implying girls care about star wars besides some cosplay whores attention whoring occasionally
fuck everything, especially star wars
>>63322006
>implying a star wars manchild could ever breed
Everyone is a star wars manchild, anon
It isn't the 80s anymore, liking starwars is something that isn't even really seen as nerdy anymore unless you are super into the extended universe
>>63312833
Just imagine the cultural ground zero of this family. I guess there isn't any book without pic in their house. Poor girl. She will have such a shit life
>>63321586
Commercials like this only serve to emphasize how intellectually superior to everyone else Americans are.
After all, we are the country that created this series that all you nerds are obsessed with.
>>63313267
>america
>>63318710
OK Ahmed.
