Why do nerds pretend to like this piece of shit? Films like 2001 and Apocalypse now hold up to this day and amongst patricians recognized as masterpieces. But Star Wars... it's so Reddit it's disgusting. Fucking puppets(bad ones at that) and retarded costumes. 'oOoOOooo le dark side xD so evil' and space samurais. Don't you faggetnerds have any standards? Watch some arthouse and learn to appreciate the art of cinema.
Tell me, have you watched the 3 first flicks(yes they're popcorn flicks) recently and thought "MAn these films are such masterpieces"... I bet not...
tldr: overrated crap
>2001
Never understood this flick, were they going for a post ironic Seinfeld esque "show about nothing" gimmick?
>>63310456
> wot is nostalgia
remember before you were raped as a kid and didnt turn out to be such an edgy dicklord? well these movies remind people of happier times.
>>63310504
>Never understood this flick
Just keep watching star wars
>>63310456
>Thinks he's a patrician for liking 2001 and Apocalypse Now
>Thinks he's more "grown up" for not liking Star Wars
Obvious b8 but I don't care, the true nature of a pleb is one who tries to watch films beyond their interests in the name of "good taste", yet usually picking well known pieces because they don't know better. They dont care about the medium, they just care about maintaining a certain image, and they usually do except it ain't the one they're thinking of.
>oi dark lord! Lets build le giant DEATH STAR and FIRIN MUH LAZEEEERRRR at planets XDD
If this is not fanfic/reddit tier then all hope is lost.
>>63310456
FTFY
>>63310672
>thinks he's patrician because he likes films more obscure than Apocalypse Now
That's tumblr tier special snowflakism, senpai
>talks of arthouse and learning to appreciate the art of cinema.
> mention two of the most entry level pleb tier films known to man
I hope for your sake you're a troll
It's just retarded fat Yank neckbeards jerking off over a piece of shit fairytale with all the depth of a puddle only notable for good special effects. These sad manchildren lash out bitterly when confronted by the fact they are reddit to the core and are fapping over the original capeshit as evidenced by some of the mouthbreathers in this very thread
tldr; redditors
>>63310456
>>63311015
> STOP ... HAVING .... FUN!!!!
> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>63311045
It's okay, anon. I'm sure your childs film has great cinematic merit
>>63310456
Those aren't nerds who like it, they are phonies, and it's just because nostalgia is the newest hotness in marketing .
>>63311045
>posts picture of child
>is the one fapping over a childs film
>is having a tantrum because others dislike this childs film
Irony not a strong point of yours, Yank?
>>63311030
>muh reddit boogeyman
>>63311122
WOOOSH!!!
>>63310456
>I dislike Star Wars.
Hello Reddit!
>>63311199
No mate I think you just lack simple reading skills
>>63311245
>a redditor tries to blend in
Liking Star Wars is the most reddit shit there is. Go to your home site now you sneaky fuck and I bet you they're raving about it
>>63311285
Trying to call out redditors while being a redditor himself. Oh the sweet irony. Remember to upvote my comment :)
>>63311325
>reddit deflection tactic
Go home fåm. You're not wanted here. What are reddit saying about Star Wars? Loving it I bet? Like you you filthy reddit pleb
More like Reddit wars
>>63310958
I never called myself a patrcian m8, far from it. This is my top 20
20. They Live
19. The Machinist
18. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
17. Soylent Green
16. Starship Troopers
15. 1984 (1954)
14. The Odd Couple
13. A Clockwork Orange
12. Videodrome
11. The Thing (1982)
10. I Saw The Devil
9. The Warriors
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still (1953)
7. The Evil Dead
6. The Fly (1985)
5. 12 Monkeys
4. Day of the Dead (1985)
3. La Haine
2. LOTR: 1>2>3
1. Vertigo
My point was that the idea of taking some well regarded "grown up" film and acting like you're some sort of connisieur is the epitome of plebbish behaviour, it has nothing to do with the films themselves.
This is what butthurt haters actually believe
>>63310456
stopped reading there
>>63312102
>>>/r/eddit
I'm sure they'll have a r/starwarscůck just for you
>>63312149
>redditor so triggered he can't read past the name of his home site
None of them actually like it mate
they just like being seen liking it
>>63311733
Hello Reddit!
>>63312266
Embarrassing. Utterly defeated in argument so spouts memes. Why even respond?
>>63310456
Fun fact : George lucas went on vacation to hawaii just after shooting star wars because he though it would a be his worst burden, since it had a child plot and shitty accessories/special effects.
>>63312266
You don't belong here
>>63310456
No, nerds actually do like it. Normies pretend to because it's en vogue to have nostalgic feelings about things that you weren't actually alive to experience... This is completely impossible, of course. How can a person be nostalgic for a time that they never knew?
Bankrupt, uninspired generation riding the wave of a contact high...
>>63312287
>>63312322
>>63312350
Hello redditors :)
>>63312560
Autism is a hell of a drug
>>63313156
Upvoted my comment yet? :)
>no i'm your father, lol
Isn't it weird that this plot twist is so beloved? It's basically a M Night shamalayan-style "le twist".
"Oh no, my worst enemy is actually my FATHER! oh my god, nooooo!"
>>63312061
Those movies aren't bad, but aren't cinema.
REDDIT IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>63313418
Hello Reddit!
>>63314592
>wonder why this faggot is acting up
>there's another anti-star wars thread
>he's shitting that up in the exact same way
>allbecomesclear.jpeg
>>63310456
>suck wars
more like Cúck Wars AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?
>>63314941
Nice observation reddit! Go back to reddit reddit!
>>63313418
I found reddit!
>>63315127
Disney shill or just an autistic manchild?
>>63310456
look at this underage fag trying to differentiate himself from his parents and classmates.
The whole world is rolling their eyes at you
>>63315181
Maybe you should go back to Reddit or something? Seems like a site you would enjoy?
>>63310456
I agree they're popcorn flicks that I don't enjoy watching, I only like comics and video games.
However I don't enjoy 2001 either because it's boring as hell, it's not even Kubrick's best movie
>>63315269
Spouting off memes non-stop just makes you look retarded. I'm going to go with shill because you don't understand how to meme at all
>>63314941
A tourist thats upset everyone knows hes not a local
>>63310456
>It's so Reddit
What does this actually MEAN
>>63313308
M Night Shyamalan was fucking child when that came out, you dumb feggit.
But anon laser swords in space is big part of our culture and I don't want to an outcast, it may help me lure some girl pretending to be nerdy for personal /financial gain
> Liking 2001: a Reddit Oddessy
>>63315334
Whatever you say Mr. Reddit :)
2001 is overrated as fuck. Atrocious pacing, only a single noteworthy character, and nonsensical themes.
>inb4 NOOOO it's such a masterpiece that it doesn't need to have good pacing, characterization, and themes! Go watch Transformers!
I laff errytime.
>>63315575
This is how memes die you cunt shill
>>63315705
Make sure to upvote my comment fellow redditor :)
True patricians see the genius of 2001 and Star Wars.
Pleb poseurs try to claim they're terrible.
>>63315918
TELL ME THIS IS BAIT
>NICHOLAS CAGE GHOST RIDER
>DI CAPRIO GATSBY
>LO HOBBIT
>FROZEN
>DJANGO UNCHAINED
>>63315918
>FIGHT CLUB
>NOT TOKYO FIST
>>63315874
So you think you can talk shit about reddit all day? That your racism, sexism, homophobia and intolerance will be accepted?
We redditors don't tolerant intolerance - and my katana isn't just for show.
Well done, you got a reaction from the bad boys of reddit. That's what you wanted, right? Now we've decided we're taking over.
You've sensed it already, haven't you? The memes becoming better and better the responses more hilarious - that's us, pushing you out. When you say something intolerant about minorities or women and get called out like the bigots you are - that's us, taking your board.
You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling now you have drawn reddit on you. Your zombie Jew fairytale can't protect you now. This board is ours and all discussion will be as intelligent as on reddit.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. But the 'internet hate machine' already seems a lot more tolerant and forgiving then it's reputation. The 'hackers on steroids' have been outsmarted by the kind and enlightened souls of reddit.
You have lost your board.
Track my IP if you want to 'hackers' but I am smart enough to use the school library computer - and I'm even in incognito mode for added security.
Sent with true euphoria,
An enlightened redditor.
PS - Bane belongs to us
>>63315874
Yawn
>>63310456
Because the first 3 were objectively 6.5/10 or better films that revolutionized special effects. Everything else...ehhh.....
Comparing 2001 to SW OT is the same as comparing an RV to a sports car - it doesn't make any fucking sense. One is an exploration of mankind the other is an homage to classical myths in sci-fi setting. Kill yourself OP
>you fgt
/film/ when?
>Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite
>mfw
>>63316245
>>63316224
Hello Reddit! :)
>>63316665
Ya the pasta makes it obvious I'm from reddit.
>>63316665
Not the guy you're replying to and your trolling ability is low but I'd love to rape you
>>63310456
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ITT reddit
