If you got a wand up in your waist please don't shoot up Hogwarts
Cause I see some witches tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee
>>63305349
Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid
You must be used to me spendin
And all that sweet winin and dinin
WELL IM FUCKIN YOU TONIIIGHT
>>63305349
Fucking pasta. It was funny the first time now it's just shit.
You're a fucking nigger now fuck off.
>>63305416
and another one
I GOT SEVEN MAC-11'S EIGHT .38'S TEN MAC-10'S YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY RICHES EVEN IF YOU HAD MC HAMMER AND THEM .357 BITCHES
>>63305366
Looking back on it, it's kind of weird how Rowling made the other schools into stereotype factories. I bet if she wanted to include an American wizarding school it would have been a bunch of big blonde dudes in cowboy hats waving guns around.
it was all a meme
I used to read quibbler magazine
fred, george and me up in the quidditch team
moving pictures on my wall
seems like everyday, snake attack, sleeping in the great hall
way back, when I had the red and gold robe and a hat
with a snitch to catch
>>63305593
my sides
>>63305593
More
>>63305593
12/4/2015
Calling it now that liberals will say OLED tvs are racist
>>63305593
remember second year, the flying car
whoever thought that two kids would take it that far
now I'm in the wand-light, that lumos tight
time to be afraid, making potion with some nightshade
born wizzer, opposite of a squibba
bertie bott's every flavour beans for dinner
peace to weasleys, seamus, hermoine
still wearing specs, still fucking ginny
still winning cups like you thought I would
same wand, phoenix feather holly wood
it's all good
>>63306063
What did the coon mean by this?
>>63306063
>>63306063
really gotta r8 this m8
>>63305349
holy shit biggieposting is the best thing to happen to /tv/ in 2015.
>CUS YOU KNOW I LIKE 'EM YOUNG FRESH AND GREEN
>WITH NO HAIR IN BETWEEN, KNOW WHAT I MEAN
what did he mean by this?
>>63306063
MOAR!!!!
>>63308973
I'm not surprised biggieposting is easily one of the best memes in the history of /tv/. Each thread following the black wizard and his one line from the movie as they discus the fact that he is indistinguishable from Biggie Smalls. Aside from the redditors, the threads’ only fault has been its lack of orcs and ineffective use of the fact that he's a big guy, all to make memes magical, to make sheevposting seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Cuarón liked the idea of having the only black character say "Black could be anywhere"; he made sure the line would never be mistaken for a serious concern that meant anything to anybody? just ridiculously hilarious memes for her /tv/. The Harry Potter series might be one of the dullest francises (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-redditposting meme in its refusal of unfunniness, staleness and repetitive pasta. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the rapping are unfunny though!
The rapping is brilliant; the rhymes are inspired. As I read, I noticed that every time a rap was posted, the replies all said that this was the best meme of 2015.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that reply was posted. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. These poster's minds are so governed by great posts and dank memes that they have no other response. Later I read a lavish, loving review of biggieposting by the same tripfag. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading biggieposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read baneposting." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "biggieposting" you are, in fact, trained to read baneposting
>>63306063
Top kek
>>63305546
Rowling is a surprisingly traditionalist writer. I'm sure she's said some stuff about being a feminist on Twitter to save face or look good publicly, but a lot of her writing is very male focused, actually. And not in a bad way.
I mean yeah she made Dumbledore gay and had Luna as a self-insert, but it could have been a lot worse.
>>63305349
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1367223450174.jpg
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1367223450174.jpg
samefaggot as Biggie Smalls pasta
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1367223450174.jpg
