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> It's a Picard murders his future self episode
>It's an O'Brien has to fix the holosuite because all of the cum shorted out the circuits
>>63294283
>its a clones are always evil no matter what better phaser them on sight episode
>>63294386
JUST SACK PAT
>>63294386
> implying O'Brien was the one cleaning the holodecks instead of Geordi/Wesley
>it's a Data tries too hard to be human episode
>>63294817
O'Brien was an enlisted man not an Officer
>lrn 2 military rank
>>63295844
Uh duh. Which is exactly why he wouldn't clean it up. He's a grizzled enlisted veteran, not some greenshirt.
>>63295022
I didn't know that gif existed and that it was missing in my life
>>63296415
>>63294386
>suffering of obrien
>it's a Garak episode
>>63294283
>it's a Yar, the hottie white blond security officer of the enterprise gets abducted by black people and takes her to the planet of black people and they try to force her to marry the big black chief episode
>>63296561
>its a Yar fucks an android episode
>it's an obvious stunt-double episode.
How many times has a member of the crew murdered themselves or a clone or something or themselves
Seems like a whole lot
>>63296522
holy shit that episode was brutal what the fuck writers
>it's a the captain has hair now episode
>its a wesley episode
>there will never be a scifi space opera as comfy as star trek tng
:(
>>63296681
>it's aexpose yourself to childrenepisode
>>63296681
Riker kills his clone and gets Polowski's nod to kill hers. He's racist against his transporter double. Picard kills his future timeline double. Data and Seven of Nine both sort of merge with themselves from other points in their timelines. OBrien picks up where his dying future timeline self left off. An alternate universe Harry Kim comes to replace his dead prime-universe self.
I don't think I'm anywhere close to covering everything.
>it's a "I'm sensing a something something" bullshit episode
>>63296775
>its a wesley episode
>>63296926
You think she could sense when the crew was jacking off?
>>63296926
> Obviously suspicious alien race
> I'm sensing that they're hiding something
WOW TROI 10/10 DETECTIVE WORK THERE
>>63296978
People don't jack off in the 24th century
>>63296993
Since she can sense from orbit down to planets and across space to other ships she must get waves of sex feelings constantly.
>>63297078
oh please why do you think her full psychic mom acts like such a slut.
>it's a gene rottenberry inspired episode
>>63297183
because she's female, and the sjw's have empowered women that much
>it's a 'the main character turns into a gecko' episode
>>63296256
Do you know what enlisted means?
>>63296926
>it's a Troi gets mindraped episode
>>63294283
its adata sacrifices himself at the end of nemesisepisode
>>63294817
>implying it wasn't broccoli
>It's a cameo by the drummer of Fleetwood Mac episode.
>>63296775
>its a wesley episode
>>63296652
>it's a muh raep gangs! episode
seriously though, just finished season 1 of this show and i'm glad I didn't skip it like everyone was telling me. it was mostly crap, sure, but it was okay. 10011100 was pretty good.ds9 still more comfy and action packed especially season 4
>>63296926
>It's a troi nip slip episode
>it's a Janeway destroys an entire civilization episode
>It's a commander's genitals episode
>>63298006
IMPOSTER!!!
>>63298099
Doesn't matter, sexual organs Anon has retired I think.
>>63297193
>it's a "The first two seasons of TNG suck." "fan."
>WE ARE SMART EPISODE
![34E73C4D967A458A949490B62E4E1E93[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UG9hVyn.jpg "34E73C4D967A458A949490B62E4E1E93[1].jpg")
>It's a "Let me tell you about the bones of my people. A coochy moya." Episode
>it's a Kirk visits a planet populated by humans trying to mimic historic Earth cultures episode
>>63298444
>It's a rape gangs 2.0 episode
>It's a Riker narrates a series where the viewer must distinguish between factual and fictitious stories episode
>>63298720
>>63298444
Worst episodes, fucking garbage
No surprise TOS was canceled, fucking trash
>It's a Jadzia gets blacked really hard and makes Bashir fix her to subtlety gloat episode
>>63298767
>>63298847
>William, verily, did you thrust yourself upon this wench?
>it's a deanna troi eating ice cream episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu3qDNnPKSs
I'll take one of those... raktajinos.
>it's an Enterprise crew goes into the holodeck to experience literature that coincidentally was popular during the run of the show episode
>it's a Dax sees your penis episode
>>63299149
>tfw ywn know first hand if her spots go all the way down
y live breh?
>it's a t'pol's midriff episode
>It's a Data tries to expand his mind through art episode
>>63299240
>unironically watching enterprise
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>63299240
Is she the only reason to watch this gawt damn that belly game 11/10
>>63296604
literally the worst episode of TNG.
by a big black margin.
>>63299019
They made TNG when sir arthur conan doyle was popular?
>>63299240
ooooooooooooooh I wanna touch it
>>63298367
DUDE I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THAT 30 MINUTES AGOwith my wife
>>63299401
Bullshit.
>>63299240
>it's a the actors rub each other with gel under blue light episode
>>63296775
hey, their are at least 2 good wesley eps.
1. helps injured picard on desert planet
2. get caught fucking around with the formation flying
>>63299374
>not watching Enterprise unironically
>>63299416
How does her boyfriend feel about you being a fucking nerd?
>>63299460
>1. helps injured picard on desert planet
That one was shit. "Captain? Of *that*?!"
>2. get caught fucking around with the formation flying
That was spiritually more of a Tom Paris episode.
>>63299395
There's also a 6/10 Asian woman that bitches about literally everything, if that's your jam
>>63299388
YOU'RE HERE!
>>63298127
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2NQXJx.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>its a picard plays the flute while the ship explodes episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmbzJNPsaQ
>>63299448
That episode is borderline classic in comparison to ogga-booga laser-cage cat fight in space.
people at least remember skin of evil.
>>63299372
TNG edits are god tier
>it's a suede jacket episode
>>63299374
you really think Enterprise was that bad? It makes Voyager look like Stargate Atlantis.
>>63299634
No one on this earth has forgotten Planet of the Africans.
>>63299592
Enterprise had such a weird main cast
>Captain: a raging incompetent asshole
>First Officer: tits and ass the Vulcan
>Pilot: literally Tom Paris again
>Doctor: literally Neelix again
>Asian woman who is terrified of fucking everything
>Black Harry Kim
>literally a dog
>It's a TNG x DS9 crossover episode
I put off watching the last season of TNG to get started on DS9 and holy shit it's jarring how fucking bad this is
I assume it gets much better if people try to say it's superior to TNG
>>63299634
You shut your whore mouth. Skin of Evil is pure garbage nonsense.
>implying people dont remember Code of Honor
>it's a Doctor denies the Holocaust episode
>>63299676
>Planet of the Africans
>>63299690
yes, what episode are you on?
season 4 is the most fun i've had watching a show. season 3 is pretty good, but 4 is great. however, get used to the character driven episodes. i assume that since you watched TNG you were used to that after season 3...
>>63299690
>I assume it gets much better if people try to say it's superior to TNG
It doesnt. DS9 is garbage and the only people who say that are BSG fangirls.
Voyager is a much better use of your time than DS9.
>>63299681
>>Captain: a raging incompetent asshole
No, he had no example to follow, just a vague idea of what their intentions were in the mission. Even the Vulcans couldn't offer guidance since they didn't explore like that.
>>First Officer: tits and ass the Vulcan
Yes.
>>Pilot: literally Tom Paris again
Tom was Kirk the early years before JJ did it for real. The pilot on Enterprise was an autistic black kid.
>>Doctor: literally Neelix again
Neelix was a relentless in your face "Mr Vulcan!" extrovert. Ent Doctor was good natured, quiet and down to business.
>>Asian woman who is terrified of fucking everything
Captain twisted her arm to make her come.
>>Black Harry Kim
That's the Pilot. Who did you mean earlier?
>>literally a dog
People have dogs. Shit's weird B.
>>63298444
What happened to this planets canon-wise later?
As far as i know the federation kept expanding and adding planets, did they came one day they with the big news: "congratulations, not only are you not alone on the universe, this isnt even your species homeworld..."
>>63299634
it's remembered only by it's Friends title
"The one where Tasha dies"
>>63298006
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>>63296775
>It's a Wesley episode
>>63299448
>I am a Skin of Evil
jesus christ, really?
>>63296604
>>63296926
Daily Reminder:
You will never live in the alternate universe where Marina Sirtis played the tough-as-nails security chief, and Denise Crosby played the touchy-feely ship's counselor.
And you will never see Denise Crosby leave that show, leavingWorfto become the ship's counselor.
Shows
God Tier:
>Deep Space Nine
Pretty Good Tier:
>TNG
Underrated as Fuck Tier:
>Enterprise
HAHAHAHAHAHA Tier:
>Voyager
Characters
God Tier:
>Martok
>Quark
>Riker's Clone/Brother
>Garak
>Weyoun
>Captain Archer
>Shran
100% Certified Crazy Tier
>Captain/Admiral Janeway
>Captain Sisko
>Dukat
>Tuvok
Good Tier
>Everyone Else Except
Doctor Tier
>The Doctor
HAHAHAHAHA Tier:
>Harry Kim
Stories
Elder God Tier:
>Dominion War and all of its subplots
>Voyager Seven of Nine
>Enterprise Romulan War
>Any Story Involving The Doctor
>Enterprise Alternate Universe
>Deep Space Nine Alternate Universe
God Tier:
>Klingon War/Civil War during the Dominion War
>The Best of Both Worlds
The Rest Tier:
>Everything Else Except
Time Travel/Dumb Shit Tier:
>Enterprise Season 2
>>63299690
If you can make it to the end of DS9 season 1, DS9 S01E20 is good and DS9 S01E19 is GOAT.
>>63298793
>it's a "Spock's Chinese and fucked his ears up in a rice-picking accident" episode
>he doesn't like the mob planet episode
P L E B I A N
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>>63299690
There is a dramatic leap in acting quality from the pilot to the rest of the first season. After that it's kinda shaky until it finds its feet somewhere between seasons 2 and 3, but once the political intrigue between Bajor and Cardassia really picks up leading toward the Dominion war, DS9 is awesome.
>>63299948
I am manually depositing your post into the waste extraction receptacle.
>only shows that matter
TOS
TNG
DS9
VOY
>show that doesn't matter
ENT
>>63299627
I never left.
>>63299948
>>63299860
I guess Trip was the engineer then? I have no idea, none of the characters really did anything that has to do with their positions.
There was also the English guy who was secretly a nazi or something in a weird rehash of Bashir's character arc
>>63300101
>I guess Trip was the engineer then? I have no idea, none of the characters really did anything that has to do with their positions.
Trip was Chief Engineer yes. You're right that most of his story was just being Archer's bro rather than his engineering skills. I don't think he's much like Tom though.
>There was also the English guy who was secretly a nazi or something in a weird rehash of Bashir's character arc
He was secretly Section 31 yeah, it came out when they caught him acting shady and thought he must be a spy working against them.
>Meet the Ferengi, a strange and threatening warrior race that menace their foes with energy whips
>>63299948
You didn't even mention McCoy or LaForge or Scotty.
Zefram Cochrane??
>it's a Dukat plays as a romulan episode
>it's a synthohol episode
>it's an O'Brien tries to justify his racism against Cardassians episode
>>63299874
> "Oh and by the way, the rest of the planets are all Jews."
>It's a Dukat keks his loyal followers episode
>ynw have Yeoman Colt so thirsty for your dick she gets transported into an advanced alien illusion world just to fuck you
>>63300574
I wonder if you had to get permission to have the replicator produce alcohol.
>>63301255
god damn the endless parade of TOS yeomen was such a treat.
>it's a Troi points out how absurd it is that aliens can speak English episode
>>63301388
Star Trek has the universal translator, cadet.
Go complain in a Goold thread that all the Goold speak English.
>>63300297
try harder, hyew-mon
>>63299884
That's okay. My title for "Yesterday's Enterprise" was always "Tasha Gets A Life."
>>63300297
>>63301743
Look, ma, I'm a Ferengi now!
>>63301751
>"Tasha Gets A Life."
>thrown in a prison camp
>raped by the commander
>forced to give birth to the commander's rapechild
>executed when caught trying to escape with the rapechild
Some "life".
Was it autism?
>>63299401
I'm watching Season 1, Lonely Among Us is worse, for one.
>>63296604
Code of Honor is actually similar to a TOS episode Amok Time where there's a ceremonial fight to the death as part of alien courtship ritual with implications of property inheritance. But that one didn't raise racism red flags because 1.) the 60s and 2.) Vulcans are more or less white. Yes, it was a horrible decision to have the CoH aliens be uniformly black people without prosthetics speaking in African-sounding accents. (Contrast with the super-healthy Edo aliens in Justice who are all Aryan whites without prosthetics speaking in east-coast wasp accents). The notion of tribal blacks seems to have been common in earlier adventure literature that Gene may have been channeling from his youth. But it's a bad episode for other reasons. To get this vaccine ingredient from the Ligonians, Picard is apparently willing to go to any length to appease their cultural sensitivies including having his chief security officer submit to a humiliating trial by combat for the opportunity to become the chief warlord's rape doll. At another level, however, the Ligonians are practitioners of a highly formalized culture that gets forgotten in light of their rapeiness. The end of the episode features a peaceful transfer of rulership based on a legal technicality that the outgoing warlord doesn't even bother to challenge, due to his firm belief in rule of law. The episode also has a badass fight arena set with glow rods.
>>63296889
>>63296681
Replicant O'Brien got killed, albeit by aliens, but DS9 crewmembers weren't too enthusiastic about saving him and had previously taken actions that would've resulted in his death had he not been a near-perfect clone of O'Brien who knew all the same tricks. Quite a tragedy, really.
>>63298444
>>63299874
Also, Miri. Facsimile of 1920s earth where a virus wiped out all adults and stunted the growth of children for centuries. Seems like a place you'd hear more about as they tried to figure out why there's an earth facsimile lying around.
>OFFICIAL VOYAGER MAIN CAST POWER RANKINGS
1. The Doctor
2. Tuvok
3. Paris
4. Seven
5. Janeway
6. Kes
7. Torres
8. Chakotay
9. Kim
DELTA QUADRANT GAP
9999999999. Neelix
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>>63301388
>it's a Picard has to learn phrases in Jaradan, despite there being a Universal Translator, episode
>>63296645
>it's a boring episode about a plain and simple tailor
>>63303624
>watch The Big Goodbye
>Enterprise on diplomatic mission of peace into Jaradan space
>Jaradans launch an unannounced, invasive probe at Enterprise
>probe interferes with Enterprise computer systems, causing the ship's captain, two senior crew, and one non-com to be locked inside holodeck simulation with the safeties being turned off
>non-com crewman is critically injured by bullet from 19th century earth gun, everyone else's life put at extreme risk
>after they get released, Picard doesn't mention the probe incident to the Jaradans and instead bends over backwards to appease them by trying to say a few words in their language that they had demanded be spoken
>>63303702
>why doctor, my motives are as transparent as ever
>garak, does that mean i can see through them or that i can't see them at all
>now doctor, i'm beginning to think you don't trust me
>>63303561
Neelix isn't so bad after the first 2 seasons
>it's a Beltran hates his job so much he demands a huge raise that he assumes the producers will never grant but they give it to him and he gets kekked into doing seven long seasons
>>63296687
The writers somehow hated his character in DS9. They deliberately made all those episodes just to ruin his shit.
>>63297719
>Wise-old-Molester
>>63299634
What's funny is, I think they had the planet white people episode directly after. Trek was fucking weird when Gene still had the reigns.
>>63304087
>prime directive
>visits a planet with no space travel just to hang out
TOS did this too.
>Its a muh war crimes episode
>>63304087
I don't want to be a jerk, lad, but it's reins. Like the reins you use to control a horse. Just thought you should know. *cute laugh* :)
It's a space adventure episode
It's an episode
Episodes are gay
>>63299634
>ogga-booga laser-cage cat fight in space
There is literally nothing wrong with Code of Honor.
It gave work to a bunch of black extras and guest stars, and white guilt faggots shit all over it.
The black people were just Klingons without the makeup. Nobody calls Klingons blackface or stereotypical.
>it's a Ronald D. Moore cuks Voyager episode
http://hypatia.slashcity.org/trekshack/moore.html
>>63304087
these two should have switched costumes
>>63304087
>>63304122
>kill people for minor law infractions no matter what
>only the whites survived
>>63303749
RASSS TRASSS TRASSULLAAAAAAAGHBBz
>>63303859
Fuck that.
The irony is that his only good episode is when he gets his nasty ass the fuck off the ship.
>worf, have i ever told you of the pleasures of keking? I say to you, a klingon's journey through life is not complete until he has watched another klingon cum deep inside the woman he loves, then drink that other klingon's cum out of his beloved's pussy.
>>63303749
DS9 does that kind of shit way better. It goes completely off the rails from the utopian federation shit. Picard is written like a dumb cunt really. You can tell that other captains and for that matter, admirals are way less tolerant of that kind of shit even in TNG.
>>63299240
It's a homoerotic catfight episode.
holodeck episode coming through
>>63299240
Yesterday I watched Mirror Mirror (TOS) and it made me appreciate this episode a lot more.
>it's a qt random Vulcan admiral episode
>>63296681
Didn't Riker have a clone of himself created by the transporter, and rather than disposing of him, they save him and give him a new name and send him off to the Academy? Pretty fucking bizarre shit.
>tfw no Romulan gf
>>63299948
>DS9 better than TNG
Did I miss this new meme?
Just watch Babylon 5, it accomplishes what DS9 attempted with its story infinitely better.
DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY - but I enjoy all of them.
Overall Best Episodes
1. The Inner Light - TNG
2. Q Who? - TNG
3. All Good Things... - TNG
4. The City on the Edge of Forever - TOS
5. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1 - TNG
6. In the Pale Moonlight - DS9
7. The Visitor - DS9
8. Similitude - ENT
9. Amok Time - TOS
10. Timeless - VOY
TOS
1. The City on the Edge of Forever
2. Amok Time
3. Balance of Terror
4. Errand of Mercy
5. The Doomsday Machine
TNG
1. The Inner Light
2. Q Who?
3. All Good Things...
4. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1
5. Chain of Command: Part 2
DS9
1. In the Pale Moonlight
2. The Visitor
3. Duet
4. Whispers
5. Hard Time
VOY
1. Timeless
2. Blink of an Eye
3. Living Witness
4. Message in a Bottle
5. Death Wish
ENT
1. Similitude
2. Stratagem
3. The Andorian Incident
4. Regeneration
5. Twilight
>>63297994
>it's a janeway tries to torture and execute a Starfleet officer episode
Movies -
1. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
2. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
3. Star Trek
4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
5. Star Trek: First Contact
6. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
7. Star Trek Into Darkness
8. Star Trek: Nemesis
9. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
10. Star Trek: Generations
11. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
12. Star Trek: Insurrection
>>63294783
They let Riker's live, though.
>>63306715
That wasn't a clone, they were both real.
>>63306729
>implying a clone isn't real
>>63306752
Yeah, fair call. I just mean to say that neither Riker was any more a clone than the other.
>>63306695
>JJTrek not dead last
>>63307037
Time to upgrade my man
>>63307037
>yfw this actor is also the guy who played Jackie Chiles
>>63307046
Neat. Have some Troi nipples.
>>63306695
>III below Nemesis
I don't even want to think about the fractured mental gymnastics required to hold this joke of an opinion.
>>63307568
Nemesis gets a 5 for being a thoroughly average movie and TSfS gets a 4 for being a snorefest with a few nice moments.
What would your list look like?
>>63307606
Wrath of Khan
Voyage Home
Undiscovered Country
Motion Picture
Search for Spock
First Contact
Insurrection
Generations
Nemesis
JJTrek
JJ Trek into Memeness
Final Frontier
The TNG movies are all shit because everybody is consistently out of character
JJ movies come last because they're not Star Trek
Final Frontier dead last because it's just irredeemable waste.
>>63307709
>The TNG movies are all shit because everybody is consistently out of character
>JJ movies come last because they're not Star Trek
I am judging each movie as its own separate entity, rather than comparing them to other Star Trek movies.
>Final Frontier
>irredeemable waste.
Agreed.
>>63307709
>>63307748
If I were judging each movie on "how Star Trek" it is, my list would look more like...
1. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
2. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
3. Star Trek: Insurrection
4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
5. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
6. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
7. Star Trek: Nemesis
8. Star Trek: First Contact
9. Star Trek: Generations
10. Star Trek
11. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
12. Star Trek Into Darkness
But I mean, that's all kinds of fucked. Better to weigh up each on their own merit, I reckon.
>>63306695
>>63307709
both good lists desu.
I'll try
1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
2. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
4. Star Trek: First Contact
5. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
6. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
7. Star Trek: Generations
8. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
9. Star Trek: Nemesis
10.Star Trek
11.Star Trek: Insurrection
12. Star Trek Into Darkness
I like TMP more than most because of its 2001-esque sci-fi which fits the tone of Star Trek. 5 is bad but inoffensively so. It's just stupid but doesn't piss me off the way Insurrection, Nemesis or Into Darkness does.
>>63307996
My only real issue with that is that The Voyage Home didn't even make your top 5.
>>63308027
I just never found it funny :/. Maybe I need a rewatch.
>>63296889
if that were all in the same episode we would really have something
>>63298830
Bashir really was the biggest c.uck
>gets friendzoned by jadzia
>gets keked by ROM
>gets keked by worf for jadzia
>gets keked again by work for ezri
>gets keked by keiko
>fucks ezri knowing she got blacked
>>63308461
Keiko?
>>63304087
that fucking mooseknuckle
>>63308481
Bromance with Miles, I guess.
>>63299720
That was a good episode, great commentary on "muh 6 gorillion"
>>63299860
>Tom was Kirk the early years
Tom was a fuck up and was treated like shit for a while, and then settled down with a half klingon. Everyone sucked Kirk's cock, even when he fucked up and he hated klingons. Nothing alike
>>63308617
/pol/ please go.
>people unironically or ironically watch Star Trek
It's like you fags enjoy being stuffed in lockers.
>>63308657
>being stuffed in lockers.
That's not just something from 80s movies? Another reason not to send kids to school in America, then. Not that you really need any more reason than the weekly shootings.
>>63300604
>you'll never get propositioned by a fertile cardassian woman who can bear many children
why live?
>>63308481
>>63308613
You guys don't remember that scene when they were in Sloan's head?
I actually quite like Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
Am I the only one?
>>63308712
>this hatred of freedom
Your anti-American hate speech has triggered me, I'm reporting you to the authorities for 2nd degree violent assault with triggering language, which in your shitty country carries a 3 year prison sentence and compulsory registration as a sex offender.
>>63308927
Yes.
You should probably re-evaluate your core principles.
>>63308732
>tfw no Cardassian fiancee
>>63308832
>You guys don't remember that scene when they were in Sloan's head?
No, was it exceptionally gay?
>>63299541
How the fuck could that have been a Tom Paris episode when Voyager didn't even exist yet?
>>63297078
You're right, they can just go on the holodeck.
>>63309126
>tfw O'brien made the wrong choice. He always made the wrong choice
>tfw no cool delta radiation facial scars to attract Vulcan qts
>>63297078
This. Why jack it when you van straight up have sex with anyone in the holodeck
>>63309490
>tfw you desperately wipe the cum off the holo deck floor after completing Vulcan Love Slave
>>63309490
Because the holosuite industry is controlled by Ferengi financial conglomerates.
>>63309258
Because they wouldn't pay the writer to continue using the character, so they created Tom Paris and had him played by the same actor.
>>63308461
>>gets keked by ROM
when?
>>63310358
Risa episode. Leeta breaks up with him and says she has the hots for Rom.
>>63304087
>>63304217
they used a more conservative junior version for the teengril
>>63297078
>implying
Broccoli is a canon character you petaq
>>63294386
just imagine the musty smell after barclay used the holosuite or you walk in on him taking a huge strapon of deanna troi
>>63296522
>mirror universe
>good people become evil
>evil people become good
>obrien becomes successful
:|
http://www.startrek.com/article/new-star-trek-series-premieres-january-2017
What do you guys think of this?
I'm actually expecting meh, looks like it's going to be in the same vein as Nu-Trek films.
Was hoping they would get Star Trek Continues as the new series.
>>63310645
No thanks.
I don't know what it is but, no thanks.
>>63310645
>Executive Producer Alex Kurtzman
No hope.
>>63310645
>Kurtzman
>>63310437
People don't masturbate in Star Trek.
So Barclay would stay up all night getting horny in the holodeck, and then call in sick to work the next day because he had a bad case of epididymal hypertension.
>it's a Picard has better game than Riker but he's a gentleman episode.
>>63308989
>muh freedom to be shot
>>63310782
>People don't masturbate in Star Trek.
Yeah, Riker walking to the holodeck in The Perfect Mate while shaking his wrist loosely meant he was going to play some Squash. Right.
>>63310548
he really got the shitty card dealt in life
poor obrien
>>63299681
I shouldn't have laughed but I did. If that wasn't the best summary you could tell someone who has never seen ENT but some of VOY, it's perfect.
>>63306016
Yeah, he comes back in DS9.
the problem with tom paris is that tom paris is a stupid name
>>63308461
>>fucks ezri knowing she got blacked
its okay though cause she didn't like it
>>63313062
jadzia: built for BKC
ezri: not built for BKC
>>63297796
WAT
where and when?
wait, are you talking about an actual nipslip, or the pointy nips in that white silk nightdress?
>ywn smash nana visitor in her prime the way he did
>>63308712
>That's not just something from 80s movies?
It is, though. "Bullying" is almost completely fictional.
>>63310542
I like Barclay because he seems like the kind of person who browses space 4chan
>it's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE episode
>>63313323
Is this the greatest Star Trek episode ever?
If it's not, what is?
>>63299149
What If you walked in in her in the holdeck having sex with you
>>63303870
Has he been in anything after Voyager?
>>63310431
Jesus fucking christ
Things like this make you almost glad that Gene stopped having influence over star trek
>>63311475
People don't masturbate in star trek because they have holodeck waifus to give the long schlong to.
Why use your hand when you can use a near perfect physical representation of almost any female that has ever existed.
Like how Geordi produced that holowaifu that was completely out of character with the real warp scientist, you could produce any female and turn them into proxy paige
>>63299684
Da fuck?
>>63304217
Made me spit out my coffee. Thankz
>>63304997
Underated post
>>63313374
Inner Light
>it's a Captain Picard accidentally starts a religion based around worshipping him and the Enterprise episode
>>63299240
Enterprise had the best Mirror universe episodes. Deep Space 9 made them too contrived and weird.
>>63313374
>it's an O'Brien tries to resist having sex with his 12 year old wife episode
>>63314256
We all know it's canon that he ended up boning his 12 year old wife.
In future people stopped caring about pedophilia.
what a fucking beautiful ship
>>63299888
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>>63313553
I like the camp tbqh senpai.
But Gene probably didn't think of it as camp, he probably thought the Edo planet of Aryan fitness gurus was a deep & thought-provoking sci-fi premise.
Another problem is that it's so obviously some university campus or public park in California, looks nothing like an alien planet.
>it's a "Troi gets an oily foot massage and everybody watching with their family gets uncomfortable" episode
>>63314494
>troi episode
>you left it running past the intro sequence
only yourself to blame
>>63314494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBoMvY0U10
>>63299888
>Having everything run in binary will make things faster!
I cringed at that.
>>63314106
>Deep Space 9 made them too contrived and weird.
I generally like ds9 but this basically true.
>distributed as about one mirror ep per season
>each time, have to try & remember what everyone's alternate was, what the political situation is in the alt universe, with regard to the terran empire, the cardassians, the bajorans, etc.
>they cram in an alternate for every character
>comes in the middle of Dominion War arc where we'd rather have a Dominion ep
>would still be alright if the mirror universe was engaging but it wasn't, never really cared about the mirror arc
>>63306715
And they regretted it pretty badly too
>>63294817
Holo suites were on ds9 casuals
>>63315252
And O'Brien didn't clean the cum out of those either. The holosuites were privately owned by Quark, and he had his brother clean the spunky manjuice out.
