>meanwhile, in Roman /tv/...
>just when I was out, they pull me back in
![7_Fig._I.08R1_98Q_preview_featured[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V2K5lex.jpg "7_Fig._I.08R1_98Q_preview_featured[1].jpg")
>Plebeians everywhere! From Britanniae to Babylonia.
>>63292679
>Si ego auferam hanc, moriemini?
>Foret doloribus asperiores repellat...
>Tu es magnus homo
>...tibi
Eia, Christophorus Nolanus!
Secundus says hello to all his friends.
I unironically find her extremely attractive
>go take a bath at the local thermae
>no friends to go with
>still go because feeling dirty after lifting the last few day to convince some of my parent's friends to give me their daughter for my next birthday
>overhear people while chilling in some hot water
>talking about Jupiter Versus Ares - Aurora Iustitiae
>actually looking forward to the play
>literal plebs all arround me
>gregoriuscostansuswrestling.mosaic
>sink deeper into the water, covering my ears and thinking about the last lesson of my greek praeceptor
>think about the ideas we share since before the gods put us in this world
>think about the nature of justice and of civilian duty
>think about his "pilum" in my "sermo" during the last lesson
>in the water, no one can see you cry
Biggus Dickusfor you
Obligatory
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Today, I made bread.
You're a big empire.
>>63292810
>Tu es magnus homo
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
>it's a Tony has sex episode
Does anyone even go to the amphitheatre these days? The olives cost like 50 denarii and it's all the same rehashed Greek shit, BY JUPITER THE MASTER IS THE STUPID ONE AND THE SLAVE IS THE SMART ONE HOW FUNNY. Damn plebs.
>>63292903
No singles policy at my local bath.
I just want to graduate from the lyceum and go be a praetorian like everyone else. REEEEEEEEE
>tfw u just wanna get on your house late at night and gallop down the open road
>i screwed the barmaid
>>63293051
Look at the jew, he cant even spell proper latin
>yfw you realized Roma actually exists
>>63293099
horse*
BIG
GAULIC
COCKS
>>63292740
What episode is this?
>>63293100
>Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this
Just a reminder that the Persian Empire was founded before the Roman Empire and lasted longer.
>>63292810
>>63293084
>go to the amphitheater tot watch the new comoedia
>it's a "the barbarian slaves are actually clever and the masters are dumb" scene
>then turns into a "the puella of the house convinces her pater to free the """""handsome""""" slave and ridicule him in the process" scene
The semites did this.
Should have left them in Galilea and never set another foot here again.
FUCKING GERMANIANS
GET OUT OF MY PAX ROMANA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Truly noble and wise people.
>>63293149
Commendatori,like a commander, I like that, that's respect.
AYOOOO
I LUV BEIN BLACK LIKE ALL ROMANS
LETS GO WATCH EM CRACKAS FIGHT IN THE GLADIATOR PITS FOR MAH HOMIES ENTERTAINMENT
Anyone else fapping while reading Catullus poems?
>tfw no puella to play with your bird in her lap
>>63293191
Well, you can thank Alexander you're able to post that here
best get back to fucking your goats now
>>63293405
>thinking Alexander was a good guy
I want /politicus/ to leave
UNUM BUMBULUM
ad
III.XVII
>>63293347
>No one is able to take the poetry of Catullus seriously anymore because he named his love interest "Lesbia".
REGES REGINAEQUE ERAMUS
>>63293461
>unironically thinking the Persians (who are literal shitters) are any better
*tips laurea insignis*
>>63293541
Oh it shows, Quentillius
>all these honkeys posting like dis their history
Go back to >>>/out/
Since yall lived in fucking forest huts fucking mooses while we determined the shape of modern civilization, only to have you ruin it.
This thread is brought to you by the Guild of Millers.
The Guild of Millers uses only the finest grains. True Roman bread for true Romans.
>>63293730
Any learned Greeks for sale?
>>63293652
>a couple centuries ago, greeks would have called that a slave or a metic
>wouldn't have gotten any significan right within society
>they knew
>they tried to warn us
>we didn't listen
>>63293730
>Moderatores do it for the Guild's panes calidi
>Moderatores do it for free
>>63293652
Magnum Nubian Gallus
>>63293261
i thought that was in a dream he had in an episode before they go to italy?
>>63293652
>NOBIS IMPERATOREM FUERANT
>>63293204
>muh temple
it is odd how they tend to dominate the ownership of amphitheaters and traveling showman companies
>>63293881
Its a dream he has while hes in Italy
>There are people in this thread who have not / can not / will not ever have sex.
So funny
wtf is half of /tv/ Classics majors?
VIA
DESIGNATUR
>>63294149
>not taking 7 years of latin from middle to high school
>>63294126
>not buying a Germanic slave girl for sexual purposes
>715 ab urbe condita
shameful display, esse honestum familia
LATRINAS
>>63294149
>illiteratus
Spero me non serio hoc
>>63292679
ah, Attack of the Clones.
>>63292679
>>63292740
Kek. Do Italians really hink they were Romans.
>>63294240
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
HOLES
>/tv/ discussing catamite actor boy feet
>no singles policy at the local coliseum
REEEEEEEEE
MORTEM OMNIBUS NORMIES
>>63294252
LVL
>>63292679
>mfw plebs dont recognize Gaulic New Wave as the pinnacle of theatre
>>63293227
EMPEROR HADRIAN
BUILD A WALL
>>63294335
>preferring barbarian detritus to the classics
I want the plebians to leave
>>63293308
>muh Nubian Lives Matter
fuck off crybaby. Centurions kill XX times as many Germanics and you dont see us crying
>You never had the makings of a Roman Gladiator
>>63294422
>you dont see us crying
>WAA LET US SETTLE ON ROMAN LAND BOO HOO THE HUNS ARE KILLING US
Hadrian should have build a wall along the whole border
>>63292679
I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough and gets everwhere
>not like you tho
>>63294309
>local amphiteatrum has a no singles policy
>end up borrowing your pater's nubian slave
>all the patricians look at me with disdain
>they realise it's not actually a woman
venire iterum, mors voluntaria
>>63294335
>Gaulish new wave
Indeed.
>>63294592
>muh Sophocles
motherfucker
>>63292679
THIRTEEN
>Tiberius "Big Papi in Capri" Augustus
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Seditio est
its...treason then
>>63294714
DUDE
CEAS
LMAO
>>63293142
>>63294126
qui ad haec significavit?
>>63294653
XIII!
>>63293730
DURING HIS RESIDENCE HERE, ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS, AND THEIR ONE GOD, SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
>>63293152
>Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>>63293730
did romans eat day old bread? or it was only fresh bread every day?
>>63294750
That guy is obviously a German.
>>63292810
ille non volavit bene...
>>63295368
no, thats Breenus who was a gaul
>>63294149
irrumabo et paedicabo te.
Imagine being Caesar in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cleopatra, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my official persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old boy in his cubiculum. Like seriously imagine having to be Caesar and not only sit in that chair while Cleopatra flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her hook nose and leathery Egyptian skin, and just sit there, carpet after carpet, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Alexandria tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CLEOPATRA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of boy toys and centurions and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Gallia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal slaves in the previous months. And then the senate calls for another military intervention, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the palace guards could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Caesar. You're not going to lose your future imperium magnum over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63294126
btw I'm a vestal
>>63295253
>WE AINT HAD NOTHIN BUT PANIS PRIMUS FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS
>>63295519
Top lel
>>63295519
by Jupiter's balls, that's brilliant
>>63295554
R O M A
O
M
A
EGYPT IS WHITE
>>63295519
X/X
>>63295519
amazing.
>>63294750
I'm willing to wager that the Iudeans are at fault!
Was he epileptic?
>>63296121
>vigilantes semite theatrum
bonum goy
>>63295554
CAPUA
A
P
U
A
>>63294677
Tiberius "Getting Them Blotto in the Blue Grotto" Augustus
picture unrelated, huh OP?
>>63293191
Just a reminder that there wasn't a single "Persian Empire" and neither the Parthians nor the Sassanids lasted as long as Rome.
>Carthage
>white
>Punic wars recreation
>"Not est me" singed by the choir
>>63292679
> This month's public pussy is provided by the Capitoline Brotherhood of Pimps.
> The Brotherhood uses only the finest cunnies: true Roman pussies for true Romans
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the senate building tomorrow
>>63295519
>DAMN, CLEOPATRA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?
>>63294750
BIG
>>63297740
>Reenactment of Philippi
>Augustus is played by a Nubian
>>63294263
Did all the Romans suddenly just disappear?
AY YO, WHERE DA ROMAN DOMNIAE AT?
>>63292810
kekkius maximus
Little boys. Public bath.
That is all.
BANNICUS?
>>63298148
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>63294263
They were.
>>63299210
Omicron Pi wrote this.
>>63298295
>reenactment produced by a hebrew
>>63293261
he says general not commander you pig fuck
>>63293652
HOL UP
>>63297980
did people this fat actually exist in those days?
>>63294335
>>63294592
It's 'Gallic.'
>>63300119
Yes
>>63300119
It's called civilization.
>>63292946
>>63292679
Are you the Judean People's Front?
>>63292679
>et tu /pol/ackius?
>MMXV
>Carthage still not destroyed
>mfw
>>63293652
>tfw white as fuck, whiter than shitskin tanned germanics and gauls
>tfw from greatest province of Aegyptus
>tfw fucking southern tribals pretend they were kings
>>63300496
JPF pls go
THE SEMITES CONTROL THE COLOSSEUM
> So i told him to march his elephants over the Alps and he actualy did it the absolute madman!
>watching play about the Second Punic War
>Non Es Me starts playing
>>63298339
they got keked by the goths and moors
>>63297740
non est meum
>>63300877
>leagionary
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
>>63292679
>>63292740
>.png
you twat
>>63293541
10/10
Are you threatening me senator?
>>63296793
Pffffffttt
>>63293191
Just a reminder that sandniggers are still archaic and irrelevant.
>another rome thread
>urge to watch I, Claudius while playing Civ 5 as caesar intensifies
>>63292910
underrated
>>63298429
Vercengetarix
>worst death in Rome by far
>the emperor is a diadem tipping Christian now
>says Jupiter, Mars, Mithras, Isis or Juno don't exist
>mfw
>rome threads
>the thing threads
>non-meme lotr threads
/tv/ still can be great, even in this sea of reddit and post-meta trolling
>>63300119
Yeah, Rome was the America of the classical period.
>>63292810
>...tibi
lollantibus in vitas veras
>>63292810
top kek
Secundus defecated here
>>63292810
>Tibi
Quid sibi vult hoc?
>someone urinates in the amphitheater baths
>>63297428
Just a reminder that there wasn't a single Roman Empire and neither the Republic, the Eastern Empire nor the Western Empire lasted as long as Persia.
Do you think future shitposters will find a /tv/ archive, and start imitating us?
>It's been two thousand years, stop Baneposting
REMINDER THAT TONY IS A KEKOLD
>I may have gone too far in a few places.
>>63292679
>>63292740
>gandolfini playing tony soprano in ancient rome
immersion lost
sorry for the shit quality
you can blame caesar's 3mb upload limit on webms (strangely not applied to gifs)
1/3
>>63315201
>>63315246
3/3
>at the local agora
>hear some plebs say that the ampatheatre now has a no haplous policy
>gracchibrothers.parchment
>life is aglos
If you owned an amphitheater, what kind of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
>>63315962
kek
THE JEWS DID TEUTOBERG
>>63312724
Reminder that Rome is an extra-national ideal to be strived for and earned, and has transcended physicality.
>>63300496
>Muh roads
>muh aqueduct
>muh peace
>muh justice
I wish Roman apologists would fuck off.
