Confronted by the guy dressed in black. What do?
>>63287364
Become a statistic tbqh.
If I take that mask off will you die?
Remove your clothing without breaking eye contact. If he does not do the same, he is displaying cowardliness and weakness. If he does strip naked, you must then embrace your fellow man and appreciate a shared pride in your species-being. However, if one man becomes erect during this embrace, the other is duty-bound to end his life.
This is the only universal moral law.
>>63287504
Death, taxes, and male-on-male nudity
I unsheath my katana.
Start dancing and singing, that will distract him. Now take a shit on the floor to show dominance
I ACTIVE MY TRAP CARD! MIRROR FORCE!
>>63287364
Pull out my lightsaber.
Pull out my gun because I'm not an idiot without a concealed weapon license.
*gets jiggy wid it*
Time to finally use the knife I carry everyday anon!
*teleports behind him*
*unzip my katana*
*pull a cho-nu-kai on him*
*he falls, defeated*
*I turn, and say "heh....nothing personnel...kid*
*he falls in twain*
>>63287504
This isn't the worst idea
>>63287862
He falls twice?
>>63287364
Offer him a rare pepe from my pepe folder.
What I learned from the video of that news reporter being shot is getting shot doesn't necessarily instakill you. All I could do is rush him and hope the resulting injuries aren't severe enough that I can't CQC him.
