money

plebs
money
taking money from plebs

JJ can't stand not throwing his jizz all over the place making him the dominant "fan."

Capitalism

This is the future you chose

>Those 1997 shitty CGI shots of Coruscant and Naboo

George killed it before JJ could even think about it

Couldn't they have just set it a hundred or so years in the future, most of that time had relative peace/freedom which would have made the achievments of the Rebels actually mean something?

>>63283439
>Coruscant
>1997

I only realized the other day just how absurd that was, and how confused people must have been then. What was Lucas thinking including a place that wouldn't even be seen in film for the two years?

There were quite a few red flags that the Prequels were going to be shit, now that I think about it.

>Final battle is against ewoks

Yeah, no.

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene,
G'noop dock fling oh ah.

Yahwah, eee chop yahwah;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene,
G'noop dock fling oh ah.

Coatee cha tu yub nub;
Coatee cha tu yahwah;
Coatee cha tu glowah;
Allay loo ta nuv.

Glowah, eee chop glowah;
Ya glowah pee chu nee foom,
Ah toot dee awe goon daa.

*Coatee cha tu goo; (Yub nub!)
Coatee cha tu doo; (Yahwah!)
Coatee cha tu too; (Ya chaa!)
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv.

Glowah, eee chop glowah.
Ya glowah pee chu nee foom
Ah toot dee awe goon daa.

* Coatee cha tu goo; (Yub nub!)
Coatee cha tu doo; (Yahwah!)
Coatee cha tu too; (Ya chaa!)
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv.

>>63283840
>waches Star Wars movie
>yub nub starts playing

>>63283403
So he's a jizz wailer?

>>63283439
>>63283781
Naboo wasn't added until 2004

>>63283887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrLHMCTDAA

It's such a nice song. I am sad it was removed.

>>63283434
You are now aware that in communist regimes films were still made for profit

>Luke formed the Jedi Academy
>The bratty teenage Vadeeaboo Kylo Ren and his Kool Gang of friends horribly massacred and murdered all of Luke's students
>Luke's entire arc was undone off-screen between Ep VI and VII
>Han and Leia spent the rest of their lives fighting
>Luke went into hiding like a coward

Bravo JJ.

Bra
Vo