why this movie was so bad rated, i think it's a masterpiece
I guess people don't like /ss/.
>masturbatory "nothing happens" film where eva green grooms her own kid
gee, I wonder why it never won the masses
>>63283425
>>63283448
In the universe of the movie is kind of same person, it's not like she's fucking her own son.
>Eva Green will never pin you against a wall with a blade to your throat and force you to put your dick in her mouth
and yes this does actually make sensebecause i'm gay
>>63283309
is it hot? or is it one of those depressive movies? why should anyone watch this? tell me.
They don't understand the purest form of love.
>>63283703
it's really intense actually, and the scenarios are so fucking comfy, i feel like i could be in love with her my whole life
>>63283741
exactly, fucking normies will never appreciate this great film
>>63283741
>that one guy with a folder full of Womb webms who dumps them at every opportunity
>>63283834
>one guy
Naive, anon.
>>63283895
what the fuck is she doing with her jaw?
>>63283914
Holding back lust.
>>63283914
Involuntary twitching as she's trying to stop from gasping.
>>63283966
>stop from gasping
grasping what?
>>63283703
a little of both really. I think this kind of movie is important because it talks about something very particular and taboo...the very fact that this film got made nowadays with famous actors is amazing!
The end is a bit meh and sorta predictable, but it's worth seeing.
>>63283991
where did you get that "R" from?
>>63284000
>famous actors
>matt smith
>wait those are trips
>>63283914
Having an orgasm, clearly you are a vigin since you can't recognize one.
>>63284002
OK, my mistake. Gasping.
Why do you think that?
>>63284024
>tfw i never gonna sexfight my own mother as a child
>>63284024
>having an orgasm is acting retarded with your jaw
I'm sorry, but unlike you, I have not had any experience delivering orgasms to women with cerebral palsy.
>>63283834
>not saving them for research purposes.
>>63284057
because >>63284024
>>63284022
>Matt Smith starred as Patrick Bateman in the stage musical of American Psycho
>>63283895
>>63283741
>>63283966
Does anything actually... 'happen' while he's a boy?
Or do they wait until he's a bit older looking?
>>63283309
this movie should have been the sexual version of Metal Gear Solid
>>63284111
Do you even know what this movie is about? She clearly can't show him all her orgasmics tells other wise the "kid" would get scared, if you can't get that from that scene then you my friend have no damn businesses here and should go back to what ever place you came from.
>>63283914
Notice she's flexing it in time with every thrust he makes against her.
>>63284247
>Do you even know what this movie is about?
No, I'm this guy: >>63283703
>>63284264
>Matt Smith found dead behind a 7-11 dumpster
>Fails to regenerate into silver fox Capaldi
>Eva Green just has to have three more seasons of Eleven
>Gets pregnant with Matt Smith's clonebabby
>Raises clonebabby up as delicious shota sex slave
>Engages in some very Barnens O behavior (pictured in webms)
>Matt Smith clone falls in love with some other chick
and that's as far as I know the premise. Presumably, she goes all Fatal Attraction on her lover/son.
>>63284220
eh, there's this
>>63284387
is this normal?
>>63284387
Oh wow, is he making it dance for her or something?
>Hey mommy, look what I can do!
>>63284404
>someone using the webm version I made
>>63284404
>never bathing with mother
pretty sure that's abnormal. if you have a bathtub and you're a kid you bathe with her. she helps you wash yourself and teaches you how to clean yourself
also keeps your from drowning and it saves on the water and heating bill when you share the tub
i remember fondly the sense of comfort and warmth i got from resting my head on my mothers bosoms while she washed my front side
so disappointed i can't do it now because there isn't enough room
being the big spoon sucks
>>63284634
Never had a bath, but I showered with my parents until I was 5 or so. After that, they just helped me, from the side.
>>63284634
>so disappointed i can't do it now because there isn't enough room
>being the big spoon sucks
you need help, professional, psychological help.
>>63283309
I rated it 1/10 or */***** on every movie database to make sure plebs stay away from my secret gem.
>>63284675
help to do what?
>movie about /ss/
So do they fuck? Do you see anything lewd?
>>63284634
>>63284674
>>63284404
>white "people"
movie about a pedo woman
> muh dick
movie about a normal pedo
> CALL THE FBI RIGHT NOW
>>63285370
>not sharing physical affection with the woman that birthed you
i don't even
>>63285583
you JUST KNOW
>>63285583
>her thighs are twice as big as his
not sure who the woman in that couple was desu
>>63285554
>movie about a normal pedo
>> CALL THE FBI RIGHT NOW
name one
>>63285692
>not sure who the woman in that couple was
could be worse
>>63285370
I'm Asian and I used to take baths with my mom all the time. I still remember seeing her nipples and areolas, 2bh she has pretty nice tits.
>>63285719
Mr. Robot
And what's that one movie where some slut says the teacher molested her and the guy spends the whole movie running from the police and trying to prove he's innocent? I forgot the name because I never seen it but I always see it get posted here.
>>63286086
>Mr. Robot
wait what?
>>63285757
Why do mtf transsexuals looks like monsters while ftm transsexuals look normal?
I don't get it.
>>63285757
I'd fuck Katie's butt pretty hard tibby-hibby
>>63286183
first episode
he turns the coffee shop owner over to the police for using good wifi to trade cp with
>>63286326
>mtf looks like a monster
eh, i've seen worse looking XX before
>>63283703
its boring as fuck
>>63286445
>he turns the coffee shop owner over to the police for using good wifi to trade cp with
and that makes the show about pedos? or him (mr robot) a pedo?
>>63284022
Pretty sure being the Doctor makes you famous.
>>63286445
Females can make cute boys. It doesn't work the other way around.
>>63286548
neither, some anon said 'when a woman does pedo shit in fiction its hot/acceptable, but if the pedo is male they get the cops called on them' then another anon wanted examples. Mr. Robot is one example of the cops getting called on a male pedo in popular media
>>63286756
this is a very sexy piece of news
>>63285757
>>63286445
how they do sex? the trap still have a penis?!
>>63286326
test is a helluva drug breh
>>63286756
YOUVE ACTIVATED MY BONER CARD
>>63283834
that anon is doing us a service
so kindly don't greentext it
>>63284387
>will never get to do this with eva
>>63286612
females can into androgyny quite well and from there the skies the limit
a woman's soft facial features allow them to pass as boys
adolescence gives men handsome features: strong chin, jaw, brow etc. that are typically out of place on a cute/delicate female
this is all not to say a woman can't be handsome herself, but people usually aren't into admitting that
>>63287028
>how they do sex?
i've seen videos of similar people going at it
eh, pretty normal tbt
You know what would be need, is if they set up some sort of transfer program where MtFs and FtMs were paired up and they just sort of swapped the genitals over. You wouldn't have to make the dick remnants into some sort of pretend vagina, you could just transplant the vagina over and vice versa.
That's how I'd do things, if I was the president.
Womb drinking game:
Every time you see someone wearing knitwear, take a shot.
You'll be shitfaced after 15 minutes
>>63287684
eww
>>63287684
except genitals don't work like that, not really
and lets not even get into the issue of tissue rejection and immunosuppressants
a penis is just hole that decided to turn into a tower
if your could reverse gene designation or whatever you could coerce a snatch into becoming a dick
don't know about reversing it
of course at that level of gene therapy you can be doing much more useful things like making immortality
>you will NEVER EVER be a kid again and have /ss/ like those kids in my Chinese cartoons
just think about that. You have wasted so much time as an adolescent and now you're too old. You can never go back.
>>63288285
what exactly does /ss/ mean?
>>63288285
the fantasy is a lot better than the reality would be. think about that. you have endless supply of porn.
>>63288335
straight shota
>>63288402
thanks
>>63284022
I think I will never be able to get used to that guy's fucking face.
That's the worst movie I've ever seen.
>>63290852
you need to see more movies or stop spouting hyperbole
>>63290923
I'm watching plenty of movies, but maybe I didn't express myself properly. It's the most boring movie I've ever seen, and I love most of the films people think are boring like Antonioni's or Tarkovsky's.