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>Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent, UH i love it What did he mean
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>Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent, UH i love it

What did he mean by this?
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im not sure
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>>63278749
Why does he talk like Clark Kent is some famous person? Does he know it?
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>>63278817
Duh everybody knows who writes newspaper articles
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>>63278817
He read the script
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>>63278749
>batman is the punisher now
>superman starts acting like some alpha knowing all the famous people
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>>63278817
>Why does he talk like Clark Kent is some famous person?

I hate that, especially when the doorman says to Clark a few seconds earlier "You must be new"
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>>63278749
>>63278848
Didn't they go to highschool together?
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I have a theory that every character he has ever played is the same character and all universes are connected

The theory hinges on him playing the same fucking character in every fucking movie

>its le quippy unjustifiably confident geek man
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>>63278853
>>superman starts acting like some alpha knowing all the famous people

He didn't know Bruce though, and that's probably because he's focused on the Batman story, not some billionaire playboy.

I mean, it's not like there's a connection between them!
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>>63278863
Proof Clark Kent is a summerfag
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>>63278863
new to Gotham, Lex is from Metropolis as well as Supes
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how does bat man have dubstub voice without mask?
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>>63278913

voice modulator/throat mike
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>>63278848
Wait, what's that on the ground behind Clark? Is that the script?
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So they frankensteined zod? Nice.
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>>63278853

>Batman is Deathstroke now
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>>63278749
>everyone on /tv/ memeing that he's an awful fit
>tell myself maybe this is his chance to shine
>new trailer
>its just a more energetic eisenberg with some really weird psychotic riddler disposition
You guys were right.
Does he ever lose his hair? Or is that gonna be for the next one when eisenberg doesn't reprise his role and its someone completely different?
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>>63278749
He just looks like such a massive asshole in this, but I think that's a wise choice for the Luthor they're going for: a new age, Mark Zuckerberg type fuckface.

I like it.
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>>63279004
He'll take some drugs or give himself radiation poisoning or something and go bald

The reason for the excessively stupid hair is so that they can take it away. If it were just normalfag short hair it'd be less contrasting when he loses it.
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>>63278999

No, you stop that right now
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>>63279004

He'll lose his hair while creating zombie Zod
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>>63278912
I can only assume from this that Lex is a huge fan of the Daily Planet (for...some weird fucking reason), so that's why he knows Clark by name. Either that or Clark's become a hugely prolific journalist getting impossible shots of himself.

Probably both.
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>Do NOT pick a fight with this guy.

POTTERY
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Zack Synder shouldn't be in charge of movies. He would make the world's most kickass camera guy I guess with the right director, but most of the other choices he makes are kinda bad.
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>trailer gives away the whole plot
>Luthor has hair and autism
>Doomsday shows up because Superman has to fight somebody
>Batman has a gun for some reason
>Kike Woman comes out of nowhere for the SJW shekels
>this shot happens
>generic "epic" music

Damn, this is gonna be a trainwreck.
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Everybody is predicting the new Star Wars to be the biggest upcoming memefest but I'm backing this flick as a dark horse.
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>>63279101
whats wonderwomans backstory? she invent her shit or something?
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>>63279101
Luthor gets cancer though from handling the cryptonite and then has to shave his head because chemo.
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>>63278749
What the shit? Why is he talking like that? Is Lex Luthor supposed to be some self-deprecating ironic fedora redditard turbomanlet? I thought he was a 6'2" super charismatic alpha male in the comics, this is fucking embarrasing
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>>63279125
Isn't she an actual goddess or something?
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>>63278817

I am assuming that someway, somehow, Lex knows that Clark is Superman, beucase if it is not then that dialogue is beyond retarded
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>>63279125
She's an avatar of Yahweh and has come to punish goyim.
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>what a grip
>you don't want to pick a fight with this guy
>camera zooms in on eisenberg's face as he winks at the audience
bravo lucas
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>>63279192

demigod
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>>63279190

because he's based on Max Landis
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>>63279125
>>63279192

She is a goddess, pretty much the female superman
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>>63279190
He becomes that, I assume, through the course of the movie.

Though, he's definitely a manlet. No changing that.
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>>63279230
>DC has fucked up their origins so much that their own fans now are saying that Wonder Woman is on par with Superman

wew lad
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>>63279190
Nah, he's a manlet, but the rest is true.
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>>63279192
Gal Gadot is. Jesus Christ what an insanely attractive woman
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>>63279256
Fucking kek
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>>63279250
Nu52 version is definitely strong enough to give him a fight.
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>>63279263
>what an insanely attractive stick figure*

fixed it for ya
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>>63278884
You obviously haven't seen everything he's played if you think Rio, The Social Network, and BvS are in the same universe.
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>>63279278
>DC fucking up and changing the characters constantly

I know, that's what I said.
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>>63279101
How can people complain about this Wonder Woman? She is fucking perfect
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>>63279256
>h-hey brahs, natty 4 lyfe r-right?
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>>63279335
Have you ever seen an illustration of wonder woman? Look at Gal Gadot's legs in that picture man. She is just way too thin. It's not her fault, it's whoever casted her's fault.
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>>63279263
She's alright looking but not even remotely close to being physically imposing which is what Wonder Woman should probably be. Granted we haven't actually seen her fight but I doubt it's gonna look good. Her "battle face" looks fucking awful. And Cavill had a similarly retarded grimace in big portion of the trailer as well, what is that about?
So far this movie has everything going against it as far as the content goes. If it wasn't based on a famous brand I wouldn't even give it a second thought.
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>>63279321
Would like to add (at least in part) The Double
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>>63279358
I've got you, senpai. Gadot is too brown, and too skinny to play WW.
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I've never seen anyone kill a trailer that hard before. What were they thinking, casting him?
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>>63279363
She's supposed to be hot, not some bulldyke roided bodybuilder with a feminine penis
>mfw /tv/ neckbeards want this as wonder woman
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>>63279335
Not tall or buff enough, tbqh.

Also I hate the drab costume design, but that applies to bat and sups as well.

Her hair and face is pretty much on point though.
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>>63279407
Just stop. Look at his anon's picture: >>63279387

Someone with a build like Jessica Biel in Blade Trinity would have been perfect. Get educated man.
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>>63279407
No, stop trolling. We want something like this.
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>>63279407
>impyling these are the only two options
Do you have brain damage? There are plenty of hot fit women. And you know what, she probably could have gotten fit but I'm guessing they either didn't care enough to make her do it or actually wanted her to look the way she does in the trailer. Point is I think it was a mistake because she looks awful for the role.
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>>63279407

>you're either a hungry skeleton or a roided monster

C'mon now.
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That part of him at the party was indeed strange, but the parts with the psychotic line and the "devil will do it" were great imo
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>>63279454
Disgusting. The whore has fake tits and has to push them together to make them look big because her actual breasts are non-existent
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>>63279101
stronk female who don't need no superman in the front
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>>63279407
dealing in extremes is a sign of borderline personality
go check that out with your therapist
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>>63279498
>dealing in extremes is a sign of borderline personality
I'm an intense guy
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>>63279101
>>63279131
He already shaved it and is wearing a wig. That's why you see him with "hair" even when he's releasing Doomsday
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>>63279488
low test beta detected

> has to push them together to make them look big because her actual breasts are non-existent
>implying gadot has tits

top fucking kek
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>>63279488
The most imposing female character in a movie for the next 18 months is a fucking storm trooper.

Let that sink in.
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why is wonder woman in this

no one gives a flying fuck about her except old guys who jerked off to the tv show of her years ago
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>>63279125
>>63279192
She is the daughter of Zeus, raised by the queen on the amazons and gets her equipment from Hephaestus

>>63279250
This has always been the case.
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>>63279554
She's a big guy, tho.
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>>63278749
Remember when everybody was hyped for this film before this trailer came out? Now all of the DC fags have just gone completely silent.
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>>63279263
Fuck off Gal Gadot you're shit
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>>63279057
They could just go with the "Lex owns the Daily Planet" Story, it seems like an event organized by Lex, if the Daily Planet sends one journalist to the party its not too farfetched that Lex knows his name.
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>>63279576
Yeah and good casting, which Snyder now seems incapable of...which is weird because he used to be good at it.
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>>63278817
I guess he knows who they really are
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Can we all agree that despite her shit-tier body Gadot has a 10/10 face? Come on /tv/ you're better than this
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>>63278817
>>63278863
>>63278829

Is capeshit dialogue really too hard for you to comprehend?

It's obvious that Lex knows they're Batman and Superman respectively, just look at how he delivers the "uhh that is a good grip, you don't want to pick a fight with this person!" line.
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>>63279101

>Gadot not showing her arms because she knows they are shit
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>>63279004
A Lego set showed him without his hair.
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>>63279053
And blame it on Superman.
>Waaaa Kryptonians caused my hair to fall out, Superman=baldness
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>>63278999
trips are always true
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>>63279648
It's good, no doubt, but it's all wrong for Wonder Woman. She's supposed to be white with blue eyes, not brown all over.
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>everything going good
>SUDDENLY THAT JEW OUT OF NOWHERE
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>>63279407
>mfw good goys are ok with a skeletal goblin who can't act taking the role of WW
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>>63279061
If he picks a fight with him will he die?
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>>63279101
>this scene happens, Wonder Woman charges in to attack
>gets btfo in seconds
>superman and batman have to save the day
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>>63279695
I don't even mind that and I think she's sexy as fuck... but she's no WW. Poor choice imo
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They should've used Grant Morrison's Wonder Woman.
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>>63279217
I'd watch the shit out of that movie

>superman and batman are fighting
>shot of wide-eyed Luthor messily devouring popcorn from a rooftop
>wonder woman shows up
>luthor just whips it out and starts masturbating so vigorously his wig falls off.
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>>63279695
>>63279728
>>63279740


>tfw short thin brown eyed goblin faced jewess instead of tall very fit blue eyed amazonian godess WW
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>>63279794
top f*cking kek
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>>63279813
Yeah when that scene happened I just kinda looked around in confusion

Like I was being punked and I was looking for the cameramen

The fucking extras had better bodies than her
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>>63279746
>the most famous female hero getting BTFO in these SJW times
lol, you wish. if anything they'll make it like Superman can't defeat Doomsday without her help. Expect at least one like "Hmph. Men." or "Never send a Superman to do a Wonder Woman's job."
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>>63279229
Literally my immediate thought on seeing the trailer which I think is absolutely hilarious
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>>63279858
>because there's a lot of that in Snyder's powerful manly man movies
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>>63279813
so guys into cars like this kind of thing?
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>>63279856
They fixed that in FF7 with that chocolate qt.
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>>63279821
hella f*ggin epic right shacka bra
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>>63279211
Top kek
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>>63279256
>tfw kent is a fucking fatass
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>>63279454

juicy. heading off to the gym.
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>>63278749
What a disastrous casting.
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>>63278868
Underrated post
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>>63279256
manlets when will they learn?
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>>63279565
Just for justice League setup. But instead of getting a movie per character they show up randomly and no one knows why, even in the movie.
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I guess he either has already deduced Superman's identity or perhaps the party they're at is celebrating Clark's first Pulitzer or something.
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>>63279057
Clark hurts lex hand, probably wrote shit against lex like in the comics.
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>>63280086
Or...
He inteviews Lex before.
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>>63279813
>No tits
>No ass
>Shitty looking bikini
>Smug look
Fucking kikes.
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>>63278749
>Batman
>uh, versus Superman.
>That sounds exciting
>I say uh, let the games begin
>*Smug mocking chuckle*

All you can do is picture Jesse on the set, acting with a smirk, not being of any real value to anybody.
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>>63279813
Finding a beautiful Amazonian woman who can act and isn't in her forties is pretty tough
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>>63278749
Asperger getting this part is more puzzling than Boyega landing in Star wars.
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>>63279649
Even if that were true, it doesn't explain why he's loudly proclaiming that he knows who they are.

It's stupid, anon. Don't defend this.
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>>63279922
>implying they won't cram it in against his will
>what is Sucker Punch
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>>63280195
You think Affleck bullied him?
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>>63280299
There was a reason no one saw or liked Sucker Punch
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>>63280316
Honestly Affleck does look like a bully.
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>>63280316

definitely
you can see affleck and cavill being respectful to each other while cracking jokes on the manlet.
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>>63279813
>"I definitely have a strong sense of my Jewish and Israeli identity. I did my two year military service, I was brought up in a very Jewish, Israeli family environment, so of course my heritage is very important to me. I want people to have a good impression of Israel. I don't feel like I'm an ambassador for my country, but I do talk about Israel a lot - I enjoy telling people about where I come from and my religion."

>Gal Gadot won the Miss Israel title in 2004, and represented Israel at the 2004 Miss Universe beauty pageant.

>She and her husband Hymie welcomed their first child, a daughter named Shloma Finklebaum Weintraub Goldstein, in November 2011.
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>>63278749
> what did he mean by this
What did he mean by this?
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>>63280299
Sucker Punch wasn't sjw
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>>63280352
>stands on a box
>still the shortest
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>>63280358

>Shloma Finklebaum Weintraub Goldstein

Okay there is being jewish and there is being retarded
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>>63280358

>Shloma Finklebaum Weintraub Goldstein
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>>63280344
because everyone saw it and loved it?
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>>63279858
>Superman and batman doing most of the heavy lifting for the story
>Wonderwoman's action scenes shoehorned in to make her seem equal
>Real life anime scene where she takes out seven guys at once with three attacks
>Meanwhile batman is punching a normal criminal in an office building and then doing a UFC dark souls roll before getting rescued by superman

I don't even know how people watch these movies, they're all the fucking same
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>>63280416

What alternate reality do you live in?
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>>63280426
You forgot

>Aquaman played by Carl Drogo saves everyone from Doomsday at the end of the movie after Superman sacrifices himself
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>>63279057
i would go for the most basic
Lex is obsessed with Supes, Kent takes Supes photos, so Lex knows Kent
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>>63280297
Well it does explain why he's loudly proclaiming that because he's being cocky and showing that he understand the unsaid substance and drama that exists when these two heroes meet
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>>63280358
god I love this pasta
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>>63280346
He has the face of a bully, I can guarantee that he's teased people until they wept, slit their wrists or became anorexic.

Like him in Good Will Hunting though.
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>>63278817
They know each other in the comics and have for a long time, regardless of continuity on how they met.
Lex admires what he considers raw, normal human talent, and thus admires Clark's writing since he's meant to be a Pulitzer Prize winning author and all (though he's not too fond of his Superman pieces). And Clark time and again uses his in disguise comradery with Lex to try and convince him to drop one scheme or another or to indirectly warn him of danger he's putting himself in, it's a source of irony for the writers that if Lex was superhuman or Superman human, they'd be great friends.
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those who went in expecting anything other than hot chicks on a CGI background with a heavy techno soundtrack deserve the shit sandwich they were served
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>Lex Luthor is now a wakey crazy scientist nerd
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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>>63280469
Wait. Does Kent mostly take his own Supes photos in the comics mostly? Cause I've never heard of that, I thought he was just writing about some irrelevant things and bumplefucking around. I mean, that would be even dumber to have that focus considering he only wears glasses and some clothes to 'change' his appearance.
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>>63280258
>Gadot can act
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>>63280358

Most underrated pasta / 10. Everyone should do their duty for God and their country to spread it around in these threads and when the movie comes out. Shlomaposting is the future.
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>>63280509
He's Michael Howard Zuckerberg.
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>>63280493
>I can guarantee that he's teased people until they wept, slit their wrists or became anorexic

Now I like him even more.
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>>63280521
>Wait. Does Kent mostly take his own Supes photos in the comics mostly?

No he's a journalist, it's why he has jimmy or another photographer with him, it's not outside his skillset obviously but I'm pretty sure he just sticks to writing so as not to look "too" competent
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>>63280509
Because Hollywood is out of touch. They think it's still 2009 and everyone wants Joker everywhere.
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>>63280358
> Shloma Finklebaum Weintraub Goldstein
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>>63280523
No no, I mean that producers probably settled for her because they couldn't find a good Amazonian chick
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>>63280426
Well, she SHOULD be powerful, being a daughter of Zeus and all. It's just that she's miscast, and seems to come out of nowhere. Even Batman and Superman point this out.
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>>63278749
>Lex: Doomsday I choose you
>Lex: Doomsday evolve to Doomsweek!
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>>63279057
I'd say that he has knowledge on everyone in the event. He says something like pleasure to meet you right? He never met Kent, but he knows who he is. might be like a proof of his genius
>how do you know my name?
>oh I never talk to someone before studying them first!
something like that
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>>63280568
Yeah right. Daddario, Carano, that chick from John Carter, Biel. etc. They all would have made a better WW. She was cast because of nepotism.
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>>63280618
that would be fucking stupid
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>>63278749
It was a subtle hint that THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING DOGSHIT

DC DROPPPED
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>>63280426
>UFC dark souls roll


Who should based Sage play in an upcoming capeshit movie?
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>>63280629
>She was cast because of jewish nepotism.

fixed for you
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>>63280618
I don't mind it when villains are like that, it's kind of interesting to think about how he gets his info, adds the creepiness factor, the whole mystique thing is fine when it isn't ham handedly implemented
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>>63280684

Eddie Brock
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>>63279813
Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>63280618
please stop. No explanation you give is going to be good. And every explanation (even the cannon) will be cringe worthy. just stop. let DC die already. lets all just it die.
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>>63280684

That's a neat trick.
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>>63278817
He probably was introduced to Clark previous to this scene.
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>>63279975
He's more of a oaf caricature
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>Jessie Eisenburg
Fucking dropped, that dude is the fucking worst.
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>>63280684
I hear Gal Gadot has already taken that part. She is the #1 action star you know. She is already cast to play Luke Skyscraper in episode 8 and the Bulk in Planet Bulk!

Things are looking pretty good for old Gal.
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> what did he mean by this
What did he mean by this?
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>>63280847
>Skyscraper

THAT'S WHAT HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE

I always knew his named sounded familiar, it's cause it sounds like skyscraper!
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>>63280876
>"what did he mean by this"
>"what did he mean by this?"

What did he mean by this?
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>>63280684
>Handsome
>Fit as fuck
>Talented
>Star on the rise in his sport
>From a great family
>Can do crazy ninja shit
>Only 19
>Banged Bella Thorne and countless other hot bitches

My life isn't shit but holy fuck does he make it look bad by comparison to his.
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>>63279193
"someway somehow" you mean like imagining what this person would look like without glasses on? It would be even more retarded for everyone to not immediately know that he is superman
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>>63280938
>Banged Bella Thorne
He won the life game.
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>>63280893
Yeah, that was Gals idea. She is so witty. Did you know that Doomsday has two transformations in BvS? Regular Doomsday, Doomsweek, and Doomsyear! So clever right? Great for quips! It was all Gals idea! She is so witty! Glad she convinced up to put a 45 minutes holocaust tribute in the middle of the movie! Hope you like show tunes and fiddler on the roof!
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>>63279230
Isn't supergirl already a thing?
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>>63279068
>I don't understand the role of the cinematographer: the post
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>>63280604
>being a daughter of Zeus and all
>using Jew52 shit origins
>ever
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>>63281026
No. Nothing is a thing anymore. DC is dead. Never mention it again.

#DCSafespace
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>>63278817
He lloks like a manchild who still reads comic books
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>>63281026

That's actually a fair question, I automatically assumed that Superman is stronger than Supergirl, but that's sexist ins't it?
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>>63280075
They seem way too interested in making le cinematic universe and not interested enough in actually making a movie. They could have taken things slow and kept it to just batman and superman and developed the world... and they didn't because marvel doesn't and we are getting another meme quipfest
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>>63279256
/fit/ BTFO
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>>63280389
It certainly tried to be, but evidently nobody working on it was competent enough to get their point across to the audience in a coherent way. It was pretty though.
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>>63279498
>>63280391
That's because Snyder isn't standing.
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>>63278910
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>>63279813
>Gal "Ms. Dachau? More Like Fat Cow" Gadot
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>>63281439
>Fat Cow
That's the exact opposite of what Gal Gadot is.
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>>63281476

She's morbidly fucking obese.
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>>63279953
>Lusting after Barret
Pretty homo, senpai
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Why didn't they cast someone more attractive as wonder woman?
Or are they afraid that it would anger the SJWs?
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>>63281493
>fat shaming a stick

This is hilarious, it needs to happen until fatties don't know what to think.
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i want /v/ memers to fucking leave

i want mods to get their fucking faggot asses off the couch to do something
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>>63278817

He's like Barbara Walters
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>>63281538
Complaining about the moderation is a bannable offense. You're going down criminal scum.
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>>63281500
>not casting miss Israel as wonder woman
it is like you don't want all those shekels
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Did Gal even try to bulk up at all?
I know that her type of body likely isn't meant to hold that kind of weight or be thinker in any way.

But did she at least try?
I'll admit her face definitely suits the role. But that's it.
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So uhhh....is it not batman vs superman

but in the end of the trailer they're fighting together

i guess the true battle was in us all along
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>>63278749
>He has a BIG grip! You should not, pick a fight with this Person.
Literally turned off the screen and walked out of the cinema
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>>63281493
back to /fa/
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>>63281710
she posted some gym photos holding 2 lbs dumbbells, and some magazine had a progress pic of her ¨bulk¨, she looked literally the same after multiple months
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>>63278749
>What did he mean by this?

he wants the metahuman d, and to get spitroasted
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>>63279101
anti cinema
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>>63279101

>literally worst movie created in the history of god or man
>massive critical and financial bomb, 9% at most on RT
>"Well... I guess audiences weren't ready for a female super hero!"
>Zack Snyder and everyone involved allowed to continue careers
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>>63281710
>I'll admit her face definitely suits the role.
Does WW look like man in the comics?
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>>63281761
as expected from a 30yo model that has spent all his life away from gyms and whose training all his life has been not eating
not really her fault, this was a serious miscast
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The trailer didn't feel real. It felt like a parody of what a Batman vs Superman movie would be.

Suicide Squad trailer was garbage and now this is too.

Marvel movies aren't the greatest, but at least they're not this bad. Holy fuck.
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>bug men in the trailer
>doomsday in the trailer

Welp, it just went from a 5/10 to a 3.
Congrats, Snyder.
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>>63280358
>Shloma Finklebaum Weintraub Goldstein
Fuck outta here. This can't be real.
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>>63282300

Israel.
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>>63282321
oh that's a good post
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>>63282013
Shut up mongoloid
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>>63282013
Sometimes.
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>>63279101
This shot right here is the perfect example of why you can't rush this shit. Seeing these three characters standing together doesn't have a lot impact because, other than Superman, this is the first time we've seen them.

Compare that to the Avengers. The shot when they all stand together in a circle is hundreds of times better, because we had seen them all in their own movie and knew where they came from.

Batman vs Superman is going to feel rushed as hell when it comes out.
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>FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, BATMAN VS SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE!
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>>63282511
What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>63279975

He wears clothes a couple sizes bigger to seem fat. Plus the stupid haircut and posture.
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>>63279101
>Doomsday shows up
The trailer shows Zod's corpse being taken by Luthor's scientists seconds before Doomsday appears.

It's zombie Zod.
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>>63280987

Well you know how the DC universe ignores the whole glasses thing
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>>63282547
Didnt Lois notice it at the end of MoS?
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>>63282511

Jesus Christ, really?!?
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>>63279250
>>63279278
>>63279566
If you go back far enough Superman was kind of a pussy who couldn't actually fly and had a hard time lifting a car, too.

It wasn't until decades into his run that he became a fucking Goku/Doctor Who hybrid.
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>>63282576

Yeah but Lois also got in the Krypto ship for no reason just because she had to be there, so the plot just do whatever it wants with her
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>>63279229
>>63279899
Theres a scene where he sends an attack helicopter at Superman and Superman swats it away and the helicopter crashes and kills two vietnamese kids, and then Lex Landis just looks at the camera and goes "ooops not agaaaaaain"
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why doesn't everybody know who superman's identity is already? lots of people have seen him
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I don't understand this casting decision at all. Isn't Lex Luthor supposed to be some dangerous villain? There's nothing intimidating about discount Michael Cera.
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Why is Superman such a fucking bitch that he has to get into a pissing match argument about Superman's popularity

>m-my mom says S-Superman's cool Mr Wayne!
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>>63280316
Yes muslim and jews usually don't get along
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>>63282876

Because that's the one thing Batman has that Superman doesn't and can't have. Superman could snap Batman in half like a twig, but Batman still gets all the press and attention. It's kind of like how Ronda Rousey will never be as popular as Scarlet Johansson.
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>>63280745
I know bro, just giving an explanation. Don't care Much personally
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>>63282991
I thought Batman was supposed to be secretive and like an urban legend

In this movie it seems like they're only now just finding out about him despite him being around for 20 years
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>>63279794
I like it
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>>63280684
Holy fuck.

Also, not capeshit, but Ivan Drago's son.
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>>63283047
>I thought Batman was supposed to be secretive and like an urban legend

He's pretty famous as far as I know. He's practically a celebrity in the Nolan trilogy, and he's famous and respected enough in the Arkham games that they let him escort a prisoner in himself.
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So they revive Zod into that big ugly guy?

I like Einsenberg in this trailer, he seems kind of crazy
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>>63278749
I'm assuming this takes place after Lex figures out Bruce = Batman and Kent = Superman. Based on the dialogue they've figured each other out, too. Still cringy as fuck, though.
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>>63280684

>HALO 5: GUARDIANS

Aaaaaand dropped
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>>63280938
>only 19
>tfw I'm almost 19 and I haven't done shit with my life
>tfw I don't have the willpower to do anything more than shitpost and eat chicken nuggets while crying myself to sleep wondering where it all went wrong
Well, at least I have my whole life ahead of me, r-right?
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>>63283159
Ohh, I'd love to see that in an upcoming Creed sequel. They should end up as friends though this time around.
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>>63278749
He's homosexual.
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They seriously based Lex Luthor on Max Landis I can't fucking handle it.
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what a disastrous trailer
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>>63280391
Does Gal wear that dress literally everywhere?
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>>63283275

Shut the fuck up Max, shut the fuck up. You are fucking irrelevant.
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>>63283215

You do literally have your whole life ahead of you kid
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>>63283180
New film canon.

Personally, I approve of making him an urban legend. He gets that extra fear quality to him, like a Grimm fairy tale.
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>>63283342
It's hard to deny it. The stupid hair and clothes. The speaking style and gestures. I've heard he's suppose to be Lex Luthor's son actually so they even got the nepotism down. This movie's so fucking retarded.
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>>63283180
>>63283387

nobody believes in Batman til they get a batarang to the face
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>>63282522
Its not the actual line, you fucking cunts, how dumb you have to be believe memes
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>>63283445
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Eiseberg is actually LEX LUTHER JR.
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Lex doesn't know clark is superman because lex is a very superficial person and believe a loser like kent could never in million years be superman

He literally cured retardation in front of superboy and instantly reverse it and told him he won't ever tell anyone how he did it until superman is dead.
He keep talking about how superman is limiting human process and how a god shouldn't exist among humans but every time lex has a chance to do good he just makes giant robots to fight superman
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>>63279813
That body is average and I love average. I could kiss, lick and suck those small teardrop tits all day. But yes it's completely not what you expect in a scene like this.
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>>63278999
>implying
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>>63278749

>tfw Eisenberg gave a couple of amazing performances early in his career and had real promise
>tfw he seemed like a genuine person in interviews with little interest in fame/getting rich
>tfw 2015 and Eisenberg's filmography now
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>>63279626
If Lex owned the Daily Planet then the editor-in-chief or whoever was in charge of the Daily Planet would not get to choose which reporter to send to Lex's party or whatever.
Lex Luthor would tell them who to send.
And Clark Kent is a literal who reporter.
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>>63279193
>beyond retarded dialogue
>in a DC comics superhero movie
>in a movie directed by Snyder
WHODA THUNK
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>>63279660
>>63279053
Nah, it'll probably straight up be Superman's fault he loses his hair, like Supes destroying the equipment Lex uses to turn Zod into Doomsday and Lex getting caught in the blast.
And that'll be his sole motivation for all the future movies.
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I don't understand the trailer at all. It's obvious that Superman is untouchable, why risk making him angry? Why not just worship him and hope he doesn't get mad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWzgGyAH6Y
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>>63284238
>Why can't we just give up the germans? We the french can never beat them
You sound french
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>>63279190
Hollywood can't make movies with villains that are attractive or charismatic because people get confused and forget who's supposed to be the good guy

It's less if a problem in comics because comic readers are hideously ugly social outcasts so they don't automatically attach moral values to physical appearance
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>>63282511
>can't use the Joker for insanity based plot
>how about we use Lex instead?
Fucking studio hacks.
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