What is Jerusalem worth /tv/?
Nothing
Everything
Can you repeat the question?
This movie would have been alot better with less Bloom and more literally everyone
>>63277080
A miserable pile of secrets
>>63277182
Bloom was perfectly fine. I don't understand everyone's problem with him. Did you faggots want Russell Crowe or something?
>>63277243
Someone with charisma and screen presence would be good.
>>63277243
a knight cannot be a 100 pound faggot
>>63277274
>screen presence
Bloom absolutely has screen presence
>>63277294
kek
this
One hour of face sitting from ASR
>>63277243
Mel Gibson
Get some rest, Saladin. You look tired.
>>63277453
BWEEEE
BWEEEE
>tfw still no high-budget film about the sack of Constantinople and the end of the Byzantine Empire
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>2005 in Lebanon
>Watching Kingdom of Heaven
>Packed theatre, audience was visibly excited
>For a while, nothing out of the ordinary happened. Audience was quiet, fixated on the movie
>Suddenly scene where Saladin's army appears
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>The whole theater screamed
>Every time Saladin speaks
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>An old woman was overcome by religious fervor, started crying, gave birth in the theatre, named the child Muhammadi
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>The movie continued, people started reciting Quranic verses every time a shot of the Saracens appear
>Finally, the final battle
>Saladin won
>People in the front row sacrificed a camel
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>All this religious fervor started getting to me
>The scene appeared where Saladin picks up a fallen cross and puts it on the table
>Whole theatre cried, shouting ALLAHU AKBAR
>I got converted to Islam on the spot, started growing a beard
>LA ILLAHA ILALLAH, MUHAMMAD RASULULLAH
>Osama Bin Laden enters theatre, hands out AK47s
>Whole audience vacated the theatre, we burned a church
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