Why did they turn him into a goth?
>>63276356
The 90's brah
>>63276356
What the fuck, I have the exact same shirt. I fucking loved Sentenced when I was a metalhead.
>>63276356
Because JTT was famous.
>>63276527
Justin TimberTake?
JUST
>>63276356
columbine
There was an episode where he dyed his hair pink.
Ok so, the big brother was like a jock, the little brother was like a goth/punk; what was the middle one??
>>63276548
FUCK
>>63276768
a gay
>>63276768
A vegan piece of shit
>>63276768
fuccboi
>>63276768
>what was the middle one??
Pretty nancy fuccboi
>>63276768
Teen heartthrob, all four feet and 10 inches of him.
>>63276356
once he grew up he wasn't the cute little kid any more so the writers had a hard time justifying a need for his character so they experimented with different things to make him interesting to the audience, it didn't work
Remember when the oldest son was still playing a highschool jock for that chinky fat and furious movie?
AAAAEEEEEUUUUUUGGGHHHH
Remember when they found Brad's bag of deadly addictive marijuana under the porch swing and he overdosed and died but Wilson brought him back with his shaman powers?
>>63277598
That episode and the episode where Al goes to the gay bar and crushes boipussy because he's a perfect leatherdaddy bear and then he sees Randy and Tim is like ARRRRUGH?! but Al still fucks him are probably my top two episodes of Home Improvement.
>>63277666
>Al: Tim, I think you just prolapsed my anus! I don't know if we can keep going- Oh! It just popped back in again. Carry on.
>Tim: HO HO HO HO HO
>>63276356
He looks like he's about to shoot up his high school
>>63277749
>Tim walks Al into the garage where he sees nothing but sex swings and pozing stations
>Al: Tim, I thought you were building a hot rod in here!
>Tim: I am. *Unzips his pants and starts grunting*
>>63277666
I liked the one where Tim and Bob Vila enter a competition to see who can build the best super automatic dildo fuck machine with All as the judge/test subject.
>>63277598
Remember how bad Brad's marijuana was when Tim trafficked kg's of cocaine from mexico to america and sold out everyone he knew when he got caught.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THESE EPISODES!
>>63276356
Years of bullying shaped him into a murderer as shown in the episode where he cuts his parents heads off
Holy shit I hated Home Improvement
>>63277972
How could you hate Wilson, Al, and the abundance of gay orgy and drug overdose scenes?
>>63277972
Prude
Remember when he was the hottest thing since soap?
>>63278320
Remember when he tried to make an acting comeback a few years ago and his voice still hadn't changed and he was still three feet tall so no one took him serious and then he decided to go to a gay orgy and overdose on drugs instead?
>>63278320
soap isnt hot, if its hot it'll melt
>>63278378
>Not using the hot soap dispenser when you're in the communal baths at the gay orgy before your holes get poz'd
Fag.
kIDS NOWADAYS THINK LAST MAN STANDING IS GREAT FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT LOL. LIKE THIS IF YOU7 REMEMBER HOME IMPROVEMENT! LIKE THIS ID YOU REMEMBER THE 90S!!
>>63278451
Rebloggin dis shyt.
>>63277820
>pozing stations
There goes my sides.
>>63276768
The successful one
Do you guys remember the episode where Jill told Jim to get circumcised because it was the right thing to do? Or the episode where she flirts with that guy who wanted to fuck her?
>>63278537
Jim? Was that her African-American boyfriend?
>>63278537
The satellite guy? And wasn't it he was getting his nuts chopped so he could still dump loads in her without a rubber, not circumcision?
Neither really make sense considering he was obviously a gay sexual deviant.
>tfw one of my first faps was to Jill
You would think it would have been Heidi or Wilson, but nope, Jill.
>>63278564
I think she was about to fuck more than one guy. I remember one dude in the gym, another one who helped her study, and the satellite guy.
>>63278613
Bitches amirite?
>>63278637
hurrhurrhurr
Tim's brother got it even worse though and wilson's niece was borderline or something. Only sane woman in the show was Heidi I guess.
>tfw Wilson is dead irl
>>63276776
we have to rehabilitate Max right after Brendan
>>63278996
There's no rehabilitating AIDS my friend.
JUST
>>63279086
are heroin junkies better than crackheads? i hate crackheads
>>63279145
The other brother is for real JUST material. He got bamboozled by some older woman, she turned him into a vegan hippie, took all his money and used it to open like vegan ice cream shops or some shit, then divorced him and took everything else.
>>63277598
did this really happen. please tell me it did.
>>63279168
Heroin is awesome and lasts for awhile, crack is trash and lasts for like ten seconds.
Not that I've ever done both in a Canadian hotel room with two prostitutes or anything.
>>63279204
Of course it did.
>>63279168
how "bad" the addict is depends on how poor they are 90% of the time
>>63279145
I know Brad's looking rough but damn is JTT looking qt as always
Remember that episode where the dad ran over Wilson with his tractor?
Remember that episode where one of the kids tricked an older women online to come to his house so he could fuck her?
Remember the episode where Randy had AIDS or some shit and he was crying in the basement?
Remember when Mark used to bring his gay goth boyfriend over to the house and they would always mysteriously disappear to his bedroom with the music turned up and the door locked?
Remember when Mark and Brad robbed a charity so they could buy radio controlled cars and Tim was like "You done good boys."?
>It's a Jay Leno episode
>it's a mark comes out to his dad episode
>>63279580
>>63279738
Dead serious I have a younger cousin who dressed like that and would do the same thing everyday when he came home with his "friend". He now crossdresses in drag shows for money and is HIV positive. Mark was definitely having a pos party in his bedroom.
Mark was such a bitch boy
>Do you guys remember when Brad tried to fuck Heidi but she said his baby penis was too small for her coal burning pussy
Still what I would give to plow Heidi until the day is gone
What the fuck is a poz party and why did this show have so many of them?
>>63280305
>poz party
Gay people, instead of fearing of contracting aids they instead purposely fuck people with aids so they don't have to live in fear of it anymore.
>>63280305
Throw one and find out
>>63280264
definitely the George Harrison of the family
>>63281202
In that he's the best and most talented member?
>>63279738
was he really gay? Im going to need to rewatch this
>>63276356
What season is this?
Fucking hated that kid.
>>63276356
that looks like the exact same actor who plays the son on the man in the high castle
>>63277512
thanks, i opened the thread for this
Gruntposting is best new meme.
>>63280965
Wait, that shit is real?
Someone told me that was a thing once and I thought they were just trolling me.
Wtf man.
>>63281480
If they aren't real then I bought all these hors d'oeuvres for no reason and I'm gonna be pissed.
>>63281575
hahaha
>>63276514
What age did you grow out of metal?
![sdfsdfsdfdsfdsfdsf[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/608U0i6.gif "sdfsdfsdfdsfdsfdsf[1].gif")
>>63281616
>>1616
>>63281650
Around when the second Slipknot album came out. I still listened to some stuff here and there like Soilwork and Mastodon but that pretty much killed it for me. I don't even remember how old I was.
Am I crazy or was there an episode where the boys were having a sleepover and all snuck inflatable sex dolls into their sleeping bags for practice?
http://saynotograndpajoe.com
Superior autism website.
>>63278320
Remember that child porn pic of him being abused?
>>63282594
>>63276768
A lion king
>>63279204
It sort of did
>It's a Jill gets her uterus removed episode
This happened I shit you not
>>63281480
http://efukt.com/21298_I_Want_HIV.html
>>63282594
>>63282701
>>63282943
i used to think this was just a internet/fox news urban legend
>>63276768
the nerd.
Episode Power Rankings
1. S03E08 - Al the Scientologist
2. S04E02 - Brad Gets the Clap
3. S01E05 - Tim Taylor, Nazi Hunter
4. S03E07 - Wilson Comes Out
5. S02E03 - Tim Befriends a Negro
6. S06E01 - Al Eats an Entire Pie in One Sitting
7. S05E11 - Tim Knocks Up Heidi
8. S01E07 - Al Stops a School Shooting
>>63277512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ
>>63283118
S02E06 - Brad Fists a Dog
#1 for me tbqh
>>63283118
>Al Eats an Entire Pie in One Sitting
>>63279204
The reason these are so insidious is basically all this stuff actually did happen. Nobody died, but they did have a Very Special Episode and it was fucking retarded.
Remember that episode where Mark murdered Jill and Tim and left their heads on an altar in the back yard and then took photos of it?
Remember that episode when Tim was playing with an RC copter and it became self aware and went all Apocalypse Now on him?
Remember that episode where Jill and Tim have intensely existential nightmares about growing old and dying alone?That one seriously fucked me up as a kid.
>>63282819
lol I remember this. Wasn't there also one where Tim gets bamboozled into getting a vasectomy?
>>63283596
>>63282819
>mfw she makes him get his nuts cut AFTER she has a hysterectomy
Tim Taylor, Tool Kek.
>>63283118
You forgot the episode where Wilson's son goes off and joins the CIA.
>>63283596
Yup. He complains about it at the hardware store and the hugely gruff owner tells him he got one back in the day too and it's fine.
>Did your voice go up?
>(gravelly baritone) Actually, it did.
>>63283655
Reverse order. She wants him to get a vasectomy because it's safer, less invasive, reversible, all that stuff. I don't remember why she got a hysterectomy, though I'd guess it was cysts or cancer or something.
>>63283680
We're experiencing meme synthesis folks, write it down in your meme calendars.
Show had some of the best Halloween episodes. It wasn't Roseanne tier, but what is, really?
>>63279145
JTT turned into a white Asian man.
>>63278320
JTT came soon after New Kids on the Block craze died out. Most people on this board were zero at this time.
![gallery-1435776326-rbk-jonathan-taylor-thomas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kYlMRpq.jpg "gallery-1435776326-rbk-jonathan-taylor-thomas[1].jpg")
MY
>>63276768
He was the comedian/activist
>>63279145
>>63284217
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE?
>>63281650
What music do you listen to?
>>63276356
DUDE FUCKIN EDGE LMAO
>>63278320
I think we found our young Han.
>>63284577
true patrician music
>>63281650
Bro I get more pussy at metal concerts than you'll ever download in jpg form sitting in your basement listening to anime girl pop shit.
>it's a the smug wisecracking son gets thyroid cancer episode
>>63284236
Yeah, if the show aired today he'd have a tumblr and say shit about the patriarchy etc. He was a whale hugging commie for a few seasons on the show, I think that was around the time Tim hired the group of black guys to beat the shit out of him.
>it's a /v/irgin replaces every sound in Morrowind with the Tim Allen grunt episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ
>>63284217
damn JTT still got it
>>63281715
>second Slipknot album
that was it for me too anon.
>>63278320
I remember girls in middle school photocopying pics of him and Johnathan Brandis to hang in their lockers.
>>63285701
its beautiful
Roseanne had better goth shirts.
Not that I was into goth shit back then.
There is a time and a place for that.
And that time and place is called college.
