>Bad guy is holding Han at gunpoint
>"I think you're forgetting something..."
>Han takes out his blaster and kills him
>"I ALWAYS shoot first"
>People in the theater go crazy
Will you walk out when this happens?
I won't be in the theater in the first place.
Nah, i was gonna walk out much earlier when Finn and Rey are running from stormtroopers and Finn is shooting at them and rey says he's missing every shot
I was planning on walking out when Finn is running in the desert and you can hear his sweaty meat-hammer slapping on his thighs.
>>63269909
No, I would get a kick out of that honestly
>shoots bad guy
>faces camera
"Sup reddit"
>>63269909
he's going to be killed by kylo, it's in the shot list
>>63269909
that blaster is strange why does it have such a tall vertical facing scope on top.
>>63270078
I'd sit back down in my seat desu
KWOD JUMPA
>>63269947
This to be honest family.
How many silly clumsy storm trooper mistakes will be in this movie on purpose?
>>63270107
to make it look cool
>>63269909
unless boyega gets digitally replaced by michael kenneth williams in every single scene I will not even be in the theather.
>>63269909
>Ford goes on reddit
>"Who shot first?"
>"I don't know and I don't care."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first
it'd be funny if Abrams makes him shoot first to satisfy his own fanboy autism though
>>63269909
>Americans begin clapping
>>63270288
This goes without saying. Whatever the situation.
>>63270078
Honestly what OP said is pretty much this exactly.
I won't even walk in :^)
>>63270322
Not always with their hands but their thighs too.
>>63270240
sometimes i think it would be easier to just not be a racist
>>63270107
didn't the original trilogy have weapons scopes that could be slid to the side of the gun?
>>63270288
what's wrong about showing your appreciation for things that have happened or are currently happening
>>63269909
>Will you walk out when this happens?
I will try but I probably would be dead by then.
>>63270373
i dunno.
anyway i was trying to pretend that hole in the front towards the camera is the barrel.
>Bad guy is holding Han at gunpoint
>"I think you're forgetting something..."
>Bad guy kills Han before he takes out his blaster
>"Do I?"
>People in the theater go crazy
Will you walk out when this happens?
>>63270268
does ford actually care about star wars anymore? In all the interviews hes so dismissive like he doesnt give a fuck, but at some fan events he seems genuinely happy
>>63270427
or you a terrorist or do you have a terminal illness
>>63270373
>didn't the original trilogy have weapons scopes that could be slid to the side of the gun?
well scopes like that exist in real life so i guess its not a big deal
>2 twi'lek sluts come out from under the table, one of them with cum on her face
>I ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST
>Bad guy is holding Han at gunpoint
>"I love you"
>Han takes out his blaster and kills him
>"I know"
>People in the theater go crazy
>>63270465
He likes the movies but he's not a nerd. He never has been.
>>63270792
I'd pay to see that.
>>63270792
That be amazing
>>63269909
>implying I ever would or will be in a theater showing a star wars sequel or prequel.
>>63270369
michael kenneth williams is black you dumbfuck. we hate boyega because he is a nigger not because he's black.
>>63269909
>Bad guy is holding Han at gunpoint
>"What a fitting end to your life's pursuits..."
>Han takes out his blaster and kills him
>"Ha ha ha ha son of a bitch"
>People in the theater go crazy
>>63271122
is this a joke?
i guess you also think not all muslims are radical too right?
>>63271252
those are contradictory points though
>you hate all niggers so you must not hate all arabs too right?
i like the idea of him just getting shot out of nowhere like some anon here said.
that is so rage enducing it would be glorious.
>>63269909
didn't greedo shoot first?
>>63271376
no because that doesnt make any sense. he would have to be the worst shot in the galaxy and han doesnt even react to it
you guy want a spoiler? Han is going to be pleading to kylo to stop all this and come back to the good side, and back to his father. Kylo is going to scream "you aren't my father" before he cuts down han.
>>63271432
ya but in the movie he shoots first
>>63269909
No.
>mfw I will go crazy
>mfw I always shoot first
>mfw some of you guys are alright etc.
>>63271594
not in the ot
>>63270100
How can he be killed if he shot first? Your theory doesn't hold water, family.
>>63271457
There's a line you shouldnt cross homie...
>Rey, I am your father.
>credits
>Holding people in the theater at gunpoint
>"I think you're forgetting something..."
>Take out my gun and kill them
>I ALWAYS shoot first"
>People in the theater go crazy
>>63270465
>no, I got paid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qrxL8oGbE
I know it's a joke, but deep down he was enjoying ripping that Doll to pieces.
>>63269909
No one in the theater will even get the reference because the theater will be filled with millennials who have only seen the prequels.
>>63269909
I heard Stars Wars budget was so tight, y'all. I'm definitely going to walk out as soon as I see this on the IMAX 3D Ultra Giga screen.
>pic very related
>>63271776
>Implying
The fucking adoration of the OT is beyond mainstream. Ask anyone and the general opinion is "prequels suck, originals are better".
This entire movie is pandering to the OT and seems to be attempting to get away from the prequels. Disney knows the backlash they got.
