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>http://claycord.com/2015/12/02/child-actor-from-even-stevens-now-working-with-santa-in-concords-sunvalley-mall/
JUST
Just recognize that every actor doesn't have the desire or the talent to stay relevant in an extremely cutthroat industry?
>>63267854
At least he is not Will Wheaton...
eh, he looks happy enough
>>63267886
Especially when you think about the fact if they were smart and invested their earnings wisely most are basically set for life.
>>63267854
Explanes why Shia was laughing so hard during the Even Stevens movie during the stream.
>net worth of $1million
Is that good? What is a human's inherent value?
>>63267908
at least Will Wheaton isn't a bald manlet
Do u think he likes being recognized there?
Looks pretty happy to me, of course this shit board will try and take something from that though.
>>63267854
>help me Shia
>>63267951
Hello, Will!
>>63267949
If he owns a house in a major city that's most of the net worth right there.
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>>63267956
He poses for tons of pics. I don't think he minds.
>>63268013
I dunno, I think he's gonna look good when he's really really old.
WHY EVEN KEEP WHATEVER IS LEFT OF YOUR HAIR IF YOU'RE BALDING LIKE THAT?
Its never worth it. It always looks terrible.
>>63267943
How sheltered or poor do you have to be to believe this meme?
>>63267956
On the one hand it feels good to be recognized, on the other he's a 25 year old bald manlet so that might be a reason for him to not like attention.
>>63268041
He has great beard genetics. He should go shaved head + full beard.
I can't believe i'm a couple of years older than this guy.
Why he look like a sneaky seal tho?
>>63268083
>tfw turning 28 tomorrow and I have a full head of thick hair
>>63267854
glad he moved on and accepted in his place in the world instead of succumb to sjw's
It's fun to make fun of the 5'7-5'9 manlets because it's a perfectly acceptable height so you know they can take it. But 5'1... I just feel bad for the guy, couldn't bring myself to make fun of him
>25 years old
>looks 25 years older
I would be pissed as fuck at my parents if I turned out that way. And shorter than Asian women too? Fuckin hell m8.
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>>63268068
>25 year old
he looks closer to 45 than 25
>>63268041
It's really hard to let go man.
>going bald
>look terrible shaved
>size 8 in hats so a lot of hats don't fit
>hair loss prevention shit can cause ED among other things
>masturbation is one of the few things I enjoy
Currently trying to kill myself with food.
>>63268159
I saw a guy the other day who couldn't have been more than 4'8 I shit you not. He was a mulatto too with that same haircut as that one mulatto from House Party.
I DON'T MIND THE SUN SOMETIMES
>>63268195
>>size 8 in hats so a lot of hats don't fit
Holy shit. I think my dick has a bigger head than you.
What the fuck
It can't be normal to go completely bald like that at 25 can it?
>>63268270
Nope. But on meth it is.
>>63268207
Holy fucking ultra manlet! Maybe this picture could keep Brendan from becoming an hero.
>>63268170
Alright. I get it. You're bald and there was nothing you could do about it. But why in the fuck would you NOT either shave the rest of your hair off or at least trim it down to the stubble to match your beard?
>>63268227
Your dick head circumference is over 25 inches?
>>63268270
I had a friend who started balding at 17. It's not normal but it happens and it sucks hard.
>>63268302
He probably embraces it and thinks it looks goofy and hilarious, which it does. He's probably so used to not getting pussy, if any, for any reason other than his childhood fame, so it doesn't bother him.
He's probably still a kid at heart, so at least he still has that.
What the fuck happened to this niggers hair? He looks like a bastard son of Clint Howard.
>>63267854
wtf I live about 15 minutes away from this place
after the role of a lifetime I've been busy
>>63268270
There are people who start balding in highschool bro. It's not common, but it sure as shit isn't unheard of.
I'm 25 and starting to lose it.
He may be short and bald but cute girls still want their picture taken with him and they look happy to meet him.
That's more then many of us can we have ever had.
>>63268049
You're looking at 4% returns (after inflation) on 1 million dollars, that's 40k. That's enough for a lot of people to live on each year. Add any other source of revenue you want and you're definitely set for life.
>mom's side, men have full head of hair well into older age
>dad's side, men have those receding hairlines in their mid 40s
this is bullshit and i'm scared, at least if it happens into my 40s i'll be ok with it
>>63267886
good post except for the unnecessary question mark at the end
unless you're genuinely a snarky teenage californian valley girl then you should stop doing that
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>>63268397
>All men in my family have hair an no recession until older age.
>Dad still has full head.
>mfw slight widows peak.
To be fair, it hasn't moved in almost 3 years. Like a two in the Norwood scale if even...and I hit puberty late. Perhaps it's just a matured hairline?
A-at least I'm nearly 6'3I DON'T WANT TO BE BRENDAN
>>63268400
>unnecessary question mark
Dubs?
>>63268397
>mom's side, men start going bald in their 20s
>dad's side, full, thick, heads of hair even in their 60s/70s
Nigga I WISH I had your chances.
>>63268372
Go get your picture taken with Beans kid!
Not to ruin a meme or anything but, honestly, he's probably simply wanting to bring a smile to people's faces for Christmas.
Anyway, it's not like he was ever a super rich tv star to begin with so he probably personally associates being a celebrity with attention rather than cash and I'd say this mall thing certainly gets him some attention so, you know, he's probably pretty happy with where he is in life. Plus, I'm willing to guess that much like Mara Wilson, he probably got most of the acting bug out of his system and isn't as interested in that sort of thing now days.
He's also a teacher, you know
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/26/beans-even-stevens_n_6731178.html
>>63268195
Start doing to yoga. Just cause you lose one thing doesn't mean you lose it all... that's pathetic. I know plenty of balds who killin it. I don't think of them as bald... just people. Stop making your cycle worse and break it.
>post yfw balding isn't as bad as people think it is, they just imagine their young faces with heavily receding hairlines
>they don't realize by the time it gets bad they'll have a mature face and it won't look nearly as awful
>>63268470
>>63268568
Wow, that article is from earlier this year and he had a lot more hair. Either he started shaving it or that shit just fucking flew off.
>>63268397
>dad's side, thinning at up top in their 40's but mostly full heads of hair for the rest of their lives
>mom's side, less thinning in their 50's and mostly full heads of hair for the rest of their lives
Thank you based parents. This is something I've never thought about before, but if I ever decide to have kids I'll know to check the mother's family tree for hairlets.
>>63268659
All baldies are dead in side or pretending they aren't dead inside.
I think the human soul is kept inside our hair.
>>63268470
>literally no man on either side of my family has hair loss until they are in their 70's
>I'm balding in my 20's
>>63268830
Was the neighborhood milkman bald? Does anyone remember milkmen?
>>63268810
lolol
>>63268397
I read some genetics textbook that said the genes for hair come from your mother's side of the family.
No idea if it's true or not.
>>63267854
Poor guy. He looks like hes in his late 30s or something.. hes only 25, one year younger than me. Fuck thats rough.
>>63268270
Eh, stranger things happen. I knew a guy in 8th grade who was already growing sideburns. Like what the fuck
fuck that's depressing
>>63268170
why leave hair on the sides? just shave it
>>63270247
If you put on a hat it's harder to tell if you're bald.
>>63267931
>looks happy
>>63268397
>dad started getting bald spot in his 30s
>mom's side grandpa full head of hair
>dad's side grandpa full hair
>mom's brother receeding hair at 25
me receeding hair at 22, curretly 24 and getting worse
I literally got my uncles genes, how does that happen?
>>63268568
>When I was doing “Even Stevens,” I was actually living in Fresno, California. About three-and-a-half hours north of Los Angeles. So when we were doing the show, I was living in a motel room five days a week, and I had to be back home during the weekend. My dad would, you know, God bless his heart, drive me back-and-forth, giving up his life to help me. So obviously that isn’t exactly cheap. So a lot of the money I made from "Even Stevens" went to just doing that. So I remember one year the first original Xbox came out. And, you know, money was a little tight that year. So Shia took it upon himself to buy me one.
Why is Shia so based?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>63271041
yea you would get hot and itchy I go bald I'll go with the Stone Cold look
>>63268270
22 reporting in.
Will probably look like this guy in a couple years.
Yes suicide is on the table.
>>63271701
nah man
just shave all of it and go bald
plus if you can grow a beard then do it
>>63267947
Shia was streaming the Even Stevens movie? W-when? How did I miss it? ;_;
>>63268387
Too bad he didn't make a million dollars being BEANS
>>63271792
there's an even stevens movie??!
i have never heard of it
You think he's happy?
>this guy is only 2 years older than me
jesus
>>63271833
Yeah, it was made to give the series a send off since it was really popular but they canceled it due to Disney's policy of not going longer than 65 or 100 episodes or some shit.
>>63268470
>>63268531
>>63268784
>>63269513
>>63271401
>Both sides of family
>Not a single bald male
>grandfathers has hair into their 70s and 90s
baldlets, when will you learn?Probably pretty soon I bet
>>63267854
>he's only 3 years older than me
holy shit them genetics
>>63271407
That is pretty based. He may seem crazy now but he's not a bad guy.
why do white ppl age so bad
>>63269513
>dad's family has thin hair
>mom's family has thick hair
>brother has really thin hair (he might even be balding now or it is just so thin)
>other brother has normal hair that isn't really thick or thin
>I have really thick hair (I shed a hell of a lot of it, annoyingly, so much that I'm surprised it never gets thinner)
I don't know what to believe.
>>63268912
I never understood that popular joke. Any other time you're calling someone a kek and their wife a slut you'd get your face punched it.
>>63268195
Honestly, it shows how weak and insecure you are to care so much about it. Live your life, be healthy and happy. Vanity is a terrible thing.
>>63268170
He actually doesn't look that old, you just like being a dick for some reason.
>>63271701
Thanks for reminding me that I live in a society of less than men who would take their own lives because of a lack of hair on their heads. If you ever want to see how many pathetic wasters there are just like you go read a few threads on any hair loss forum for men. These guys need to be snuffed out.
>>63272117
I bet you have a full head of hair.
>>63271867
I have a friend who used to brag he wouldn't go bald cause his uncle and dad have a full head. Now he's going bald. It's funny but sad. He's really insecure about it. It's pathetic really.
>Did the cast ever play jokes on each other?
>Oh, yeah! [My] first episode of "Even Stevens," he goes, "Beans, this is what happens when you become a man." And the camera never actually shows what Shia drew on that freakin' pad. [Laughs] Let’s just say it’s not very Disney appropriate. Let's leave it at that. You can use your imagination.
>Could Donnie Stevens really outrun a car?
>That was actually an inside joke in the show ... the answer is "no." His nickname was chicken legs on the show. [Nick Spano] was really barrel-chested. He really worked out up front, but his legs were really, really tiny. Tom Gribalski on the show [actor Fred Meyers], he’s like a world champion black belt. That's what he does. He teaches karate to kids, you know. So they were always peacocking each other. So that was his nickname for Nicky was chicken legs.
The guy has fallen from Hollywood glory to a shit job in a mall.
I give the guy huge respect for not blowing his head off. He's doing his best to live and make ends meat. I actually am pulling for the guy to get back on top now
>>63268013
He's got a kind face. Reminds me a little of Michael Jeter, actually.
Well this is what Ren is up to these days
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/24/disney-star-strips-fifty-shades-bet_n_6744812.html
>>63267854
post that pic of him with a collar and leash
>>63272176
so what? I just shaved it off today anyways. Find self worth in your value through relationships , accomplishments, health and well being. If you had perfect hair genetics you'd probably find something else to develop a neurosis over.
Goes to show you not all actors are making bank. Most leave because the industry pretty much makes you hate your life. Look what happen to Shia, Miley, and other child stars. Mara Wilson wrote on the subject earlier this year.
>>63272321
>Find self worth in your value through relationships
>>63272231
Anon, your worldview is truly sick and twisted
Dude is shown in a bunch of pics smiling and looking good natured . And you are talking about autistic Virgini suicide
Welcome to 4chan
>>63272340
Whatever anon
I wish u the best .
>>63267854
who?
>>63272321
> If you had perfect hair genetics you'd probably find something else to develop a neurosis over.
Like my 4 inch dick, size 13 feet, sub 6 foot height, baby hands, mutant teeth, pubic hair tier beard, GED instead of a high school diploma, lack of any friends since I was homeschooled in the middle of nowhere and never had a chance to interact with any human being in person aside from my parents during a time I should be learning how to socialize and function as a human being?
The hair thing is just the most recent punchline in my life.
>>63272212
damn. What was his mom's side like though?
>>63272086
Because milkmen no longer exist and are archaic that it isn't personal to joke about putting the blame on them of all people. I think part of it's appeal of it is it's nostalgia from the old people who like telling it of the past and how they were such things as milkmen, and how it's often told in circumstances towards younger people who normally don't know what 'milkmen' are and have to ask.
Plus, there's that joke about the guy who volunteered to take away and experience the pain of child-birth for his wife, ended up feeling nothing, and coming home and finding the milkman laying down in pain -- that's out there that everyone has heard.
>25 years old
>T W E N T Y - F I V E
how?
>>63272514
damn.. God is cruel desu senpai :(
Imagine knowing you peaked before you were 17
This guy has some disorder, right? I can't believe it's just bad genes, he has to have mild downs
The thing that fucks me off most about male pattern baldness is the inconsistency. If it falls out, fine, I'll go full Statham, but why leave me with 8 long hairs growing right out the middle of my forehead??
>>63272231
>playing the annoying weird neighbor kid named BEANS on one Disney channel show
>Hollywood glory
Pffffffttttttttttttt. Dude looks happy and based on this interview stuff I've read sounds like he enjoyed his ride and is glad he got to be a part of it. Money and fame =/= happiness bud. God bless him.
>>63272514
>wah I have problems like everyone else
>I'll whine about them anonymously on a Japanese fish trade secrets board
Make an effort and better yourself gaywad. Go on runs with your sasquatch feet, get a job with your diploma (I have nothing and work two different part time jobs, no benefits) get braces, and wear a beanie if you really care about your hair that much. Chicks don't care about your dick dude. Its how you use it. Granted God blessed me with a big one so I don't know that pain, but I've asked chicks and they really don't care. Shallow vapid bitches do, but that's not who you want to impress and wed anyway. As for the beard I'm in the same position and that sucks ass. I'm a beaner so I can rock the perv stache though. Shave more. Idk if that really works, but worth a shot, not like you got anything better going on. Chin up you whiney fool
It seemed like the fame was getting to him a few years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADo3WxG6AI
>>63273385
>Chicks said they don't care about dick size when they were met with my giant one
Agreed on everything else though.
And thank you for being a working beaner instead of those guys who steal weed money out their abuella's purses
>He did a music video years ago
>Literal Beans on the screen every 5 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR6hFx2oaM
>>63273385
Actually I need surgery for my teeth, I literally have extra teeth. And not of the wisdom teeth variety either.
And THEN I'd need braces.
>>63273691
Home depot sells pliers and advil
>>63273691
I went to school with a kid who had two sets of front teeth.
>>63273691
Are the extra teeth at least in your mouth?
>>63273738
Do they really sell advil?
>>63273798
Yes.
>>63272221
>Tom Gribalski on the show [actor Fred Meyers], he’s like a world champion black belt. That's what he does. He teaches karate to kids, you know. So they were always peacocking each other. So that was his nickname for Nicky was chicken legs.
That's unexpected, he looked skinny and nerdy as hell.
>>63268378
>>63271701
>>63268830
S H A V E I T
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Nothing more JUST than a baldy in denial. Some people will even recognize what you've done and respect you for it. The ones who aren't wondering if you're a neo-Nazi, anyway.
>>63272514
>4-inch dick
find a little pansy girl who's scared of big dick
>size 13 feet
literally nobody gives a fuck
>under 6'
not ideal, but unless you're 5'6 or under, you shouldn't be at too much of a disadvantage
even then, half of my online manlet friends have gfs, mostly tiny asian grills
>mutant teeth
alright, that's pretty fucked, just don't show them off
>pubechin
ever heard of a razor? bald manlets look retarded with beards anyway
>GED
nobody cares and it doesn't even matter
>autism
you'll probably never fully scale this wall desu senpai, but you can sure as shit start improving
There've been thousands of far more JUST people who've succeeded in life, anon. The only thing stopping you from shouldering through your problems is your gutless kek attitude. Grow a backbone. Start working on what you're able to in your current situation until it improves and you can start on other shit. You don't have to be just another worthless, whining millennial.
Why are you guys so mean to Beans? He seems like he's living a good life, and he looks happy.
Fuck all y'all.
