itt: films women will never understand
>>63257386
Any movie where the man isn't promoted to be a Big stupid bonehead who has to provide for her and do whatever she wants......So
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>>63257386
I'm a guy and don't understand wanting to be, essentially, a blockade for people to smash into.
The list is too long.
>>63257386
>>63257599
this movie represents everything that is different about men and women
Why, exactly, wouldn't women understand these?
>>63257386
>Goon
>Not "films /tv/ will never understand"
>>63257703
Ask women
>>63257644
>I'm a guy and don't understand wanting to be, essentially, a blockade for people to smash into.
I bet you wear skinny jeans, hug your friends and talk about how you feel.
>>63257703
Because OP is a special little snowflake
>>63257386
The life story of OP.
>>63257730
Sarcasm aside, no, not really. Being the guy who gets smashed is the easiest job in Ice Hockey and is usually given to the dumbest and biggest guy on the team. There's a certain amount of pride you can take in being able to protect people, but it isn't something you should strive for in life.
>>63257743
>men are special little snowflakes
Sexist.
>tfw the only women in your life that aren't bloodsucking leeches are either dead or don't speak english
>>63257924
Here's yor reply , newfaggot
>>63258007
They do act like they are though. In my experience most men are little pussies who back down to your demands the moment you stop paying any attention to them. They're easy to manipulate and toy with given you have the heart to do so.
Stay mad, you lil' bitch :)
Any war movie.
>>63258465
Warfare is racket for the jews.
>>63257672
>point break
>directed by a woman
>>63258595
doesn't mean she get it
>>63258576
I can just imagine what they think when they see each of these
"Why didn't he just leave? He wouldn't of died and would get to keep half of the money!"
>>63257501
It was shit honestly. Too relax and candid for the depiction of mens at sea (And at war) in the 18th. They should do a reboot rated R.
my girlfriend is a non-/sp/ pleb moron and she loves Goon
says "my stomach light needs your stomach light" all the time
>>63257386
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
AIRPLANE!
>>63258621
That one is perfectly understandable, it's the sequels that they'll hate
>>63258672
Good thing this isn't the "films women will never like" thread.
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>>63258746
what's not to understand about goon? he's a moron who is basically a dog who willingly gets beat by his owner because that's the only way he knows how to understand how to belong
>>63257672
God tier list
>>63257386
Wrong.
Shit is Netflix & chill personified.
>>63257946
you just gotta imagine Sisyphus happy
>>63257946
You've never watched hockey in your life. Not only are you saying retarded bullshit, but literally nobody calls it "ice hockey"
>>63258691
If you think this, then you missed the point of the play.
>>63257710
idk anon, /tv/ always talking about this movie is literally the only reason I watched it.
And /tv/ was right...comfy/10
>>63258633
James Cameron's dick grants directorial competence.
This masterpiece.
>it'z only SMEEllz
>plsss, make me big guy…make me big guy, I luvva big guy, cmon…Ima nasty boy 4 u
>plis dun crie
>u test ur flight plan?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make maimen so hard?
>u r so fuckin big for me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t crash now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht crashes, but it’s a little broken…
>u like when CIA phuck u, velly strung?
>u take all the way inside pavel…
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur hothead father if he see dis movie
>this is really incredible nasty 4u…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my belt rings
>ooo, wrung plane...niccce
>>63260085
>ooo, wrung plane...niccce
>>63260085
>>63260085
>u test ur flight plan?
I was cold before reading this part but now I'm positively lukewarm with laughter
>>63257672
>I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
women will literally never understand this
>>63260085
>tfw my meme is catching on
feelsgoodman
>>63261164
it's my meme actually
>>63261227
if you say so laddy, just keep doing god's work :^)
>>63261346
Okay, it's your meme. Good work.
>>63258821
Too soon anon
>>63259997
>Brad Pitt
Nope. Any movie with him is automatically bad. His offensively bad acting and accents ruin anything he stars in.
Anything about motorsport.
>>63262059
>Being this pleb as to write off a movie because of a preconceived notion of an actor
>>63258122
Damn OP you're mad as HECK!
>>63257644
So...you haven't watched Goon?
>>63258750
>Steve McQueer
Sorry but if you like his tripe then YOU ARE a girl.
>>63258802
Well said.
Friggin love Goon.
What was the end line?
When he was beat to hell,she just held him..."I think I nailed him."
Does he even know if his team won?
>>63264387
>>63257548
why would you even watch this as a man?
>hur I was only pretending
>>63257599
fucking hell, them feels.
>>63258118
>don't speak english
don't fool yourself into thinking somehow, all women aren't the same. It's just that you're more easily fooled when they can't speak your language (meaning when you don't really know them).
No matter where you are, women like that are too fuccking rare.
>>63264576
The ending was such good.
Was kinda worried.
>>63264538
>post yfw the orchestra starts playing at the end of the fight https://youtu.be/Omg8f7n8LIo?t=2m18s
>>63258152
Oh boy. Found the edgeball who thinks they are a sociopath.
>>63264538
fuck bro i started to tear up in this scene
>>63258665
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