Ahh yes, nothing says Star Wars quite like FUCKING CHEESE.Ridiculous advertising thread?
>>63256388
you can pretend its a lightsaber though then eat it
>>63256388
Don't have a pic, but I saw a bottle of coffee creamer that looked like C3PO the other day.
>>63256388
This is nothing, there's a store down my town with Star Wars brand toilet paper, next to Frozen brand toilet paper of course.
>>63256486
>Mfw I literally saw an advert on TV for mascara branded with Star Wars
I'm not fucking joking. I'm not.
>>63256727
Fuck, I saw that the other day. They weren't even dressed as Star Wars characters, just some vaguely sci-fi looking outfits.
Ahh yes, nothing says Watchmen quite like FUCKING TOAST.
>>63256727
Le girls can be nerds too
Star Wars jimmy hats when? I have an old chewbacca PEZ dispenser that's looks like a brown dick.
Just thought I'd share that w/ everyone
I've never seen tie in merchandising on the level of this film. Obviously there have been many very similar instances, but I've seen force awakens tie ins with an insane variety of items
>>63258708
Rerelease when?
>>63256388
I really don't get this. Are they trying to get cheese fans to watch Star Wars, or assuming that Star Wars fans are going to see this and think "Hey, I like Star Wars, this must be good, I think I'll buy it"?
Star Wars is on fucking everything, I saw grapes or something in the produce aisle with Yoda on the package.
>>63258534
my old roommate had this
You can eat your cheese with your Dart Vader apples
>>63258985
Sorry, but I won't eat anything unless it's Star Wars branded individually
>Yoda's Granny Smiths and Brie
Fine
>Darth Vader Apples and Darth Vader Cheese
Not canon, can't eat.
>>63256388
it's cheezin then
>>63258534
>Rorschach's Log: May 15th
>Made some toast. Made sure it was plain. Didn't want to taint the bread with any....hrrrrm....GMO-based butter. Probably liberal conspiracy to weaken all Americans' immune systems.
>Will have to look into further...
>>63258939
Did you kick him in the balls?
>>63259083
he already did it for me when he bought a PS4 at launch
I saw kylo ren on a battery packet.
>tfw no Sheev unlimited power batteries.
>>63259146
I'd honestly buy a pack of 100 if I saw those Sheev batteries
>>63258708
Reminds me of thishnnngghh
Perfect for fellating the merchants you obey.
>>63259454
Are those lipsticks?
How the fuck was the Jar Jar lollipop not mentioned already?
>>63259614
>not french kissing Jew-Jew Binks
so much wrong-doing caused by capitalism
>>63259096
kek
>>63258534
if it made patterns on the toast i'd buy it
>>63256388
I love how jj or his team has briefed sponsors (in the UK atleast) to try and appeal to girls as well as boys, one of them had that rat faced bird posted on here spouting obi wans 'strike me down' line, lel they couldn't give an actual shit about star wars, it's embarrassing.
>>63259495
Yep, there's nail polish and mascara too for the
>lol I am SOOOOOO nerdy and random guize XDXD 8^P
target demographic
>>63256388
You saw the Star Wars cheesestrings but missed the Simpsons Chuckles that were next to it op?
You know that episode of the Simpsons where they get really famous and put their faces on lots of questionable products...?
>>63259839
Fuck me that's atrocious.
>>63258534
Aside from the stupid logo on the side that design on the toast is pretty cool.
I'd buy it if I saw it heavily discounted and needed a toaster.
>>63258873
Latter.
>>63259146
underrated
>>63258534
You could see the reflection of the office they took that pic in.
>>63258575
le im a nice guy amirite?
According to Wookiepedia, there's quite a bit of cheese in Star Wars.
>Cheese was a food. It could be produced from the milk of many creatures, such as the Grassers of Haruun Kal.
>The surface of Kothlis was described as smelling like moldy cheese.
>The Darker offered Chewbacca a piece of cheese with living things moving on it.
>>63256486
>Star Wars brand toilet paper
I want to buy tons of that and use it myself. Finally a good use for a star wars product!
>>63258534
it'd be cool if it made different patterns on the toast every time
>>63256727
I was in CVS and saw that, I was stupefied
>>63256432
I got the Boba Fett one
