>go to the cinema
>they actually have a no singles policy on Fridays
I thought this shit was all a meme, they actually did it.
>cinema
I hate the penis inspection when trying to use the cinema shower.
I hate it when some fucker doesn't stop singing It Ain't Me in the showers.
Bring a partner along, all the cool kids are doing it.
I would enforce a couples only policy meaning. That you must have an equal ratio of boys to girls to enter.
No singles and no two dudes or two chicks.
>>63253363
dumb frogposter
>go to UK
>they actually have TV license enforcers
I thought this shit was all a meme, but they'll actually fine you
>>63253445
What if it's a gay couple?
>>63253445
I'd allow same sex couples in but they have to kiss to prove that they're a couple before being let in.
>>63253483
I think this guy has a point. Probably make them diddle each other's private too>>63253501
>>63253483
gays are banned from film
>>63253483
>let gay couple in
>they start dancing and singing during the movie
>give each other head and try to seduce honest straight men
>mock straight women
>one farts now all your patrons have AIDs
Ya i dont think so
>>63253483
Chicks kiss each other without a thought just for attention. This would be an opportunity to impress strangers with something everyone has seen before and no one cares about.
>the dance intermission is over 30 minutes long
I came here to watch cinéma not dance
>sitting in the second to leftmost seat in my row
>bag of peanut-buttered celery stalks on standby for modest snacking
>half an hour into the film
>intrigued, an intense moment is happening
>from the far right of the row, the longest way out possible, a big guy tries to slip out
>>63253738
My hawk can't even tango.
>be in UK cinema
>mate sneaks in bacon covered carrot sticks for snacking
>CCTV in our row catches him
>Lights go on
>police swarm in
>Shariah Law Violation flashes across screen
>Turban clad cop snatches my friend and pats him down
>finds a plastic fork in his pocket
>he's now serving 20 years in prison
>>63253483
Gays should be banned. My cinema does not ban the homos and boy, I am so tired of groups of fruity guys dancing and singing and sucking each other off in their leather get-ups in the vewing room while I'm trying to enjoy a film. The last time I was at the theater, a homo wearing assless chaps walked up to me and started rubbing his ass in my face and kept asking if I wanted to party with the boys. I'm all for a mutual suck in the showers, but that's technically not gay.
>>63253363
Dumb frogposter.
