Was it bear rape?
>>63253229
It was barely "rape"
Did you see the way he was dressed? He was just asking for it.
>NO RAPE? NO OSCAR!
It was pretty grizzly.
>>63253797
He couldn't bear to look at himself after.
I have no face for this reaction.
Who else here /readthebook/?
>>63253229
>he gets raped by a bear
no oscar for you I guess, maybe next year.
>>63254049
Bear rape is only going to skyrocket unless we impose laws and restrictions on the right to bear arms
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63254505
I want the "To be raped by a bear on a film set. It must really take its toll. [...] But at least you've made it in Hollywood" copypasta.
>>63253229
doesn't matter, eddie redmayne is going to win best actor twice in a row
