Execute oder 66.
>>63244873
>DUDE RANDOM NUMBER FOR BETTER PLOT LMAO
>>63244873
>how clearly did the soldier hear him? He was quite abit away from the console. Was the sensitivity of the microphone set to high? Would have been a bit dangerous if someone walked in with a bunch of trolleys clashing everywhere
>>63244873
What if he was talking about a German guy called Oder Sektsiseks who he wanted to execute for treason? Maybe the jedi purge was a big misunderstanding but Sheev had to roll with it so he didn't look stupid.
Done
>>63245966
>>63245966
Wew lad
>>63245966
woo doobs!
>>63244873
DO IT
>>63244873
>mfw sheev literally called each and every clone trooper close to a jedi personally to issue order 66, one by one
>>63245966
HERE WE GO
>>63246128
SHEEEEEEITTTTT
>>63245966
Boasting in ebic bread! :DD
>>63246144
IT HAS BEGUN
>>63246144
>>63246144
Heil to the dubs
>>63245966
Sheevil!!!!!
BWEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEE
>>63245966
fucking checked
>>63245966
>>63246143
>that one clone who's just flying around and shit when a Sheev hologram suddenly pops up right in his face and tells him to EXECUTE ORDER 66
What if that guy was in the middle of a really tight maneuver and he just crashed and died?
>>63246190
HISSSHH DEATTHS WAZ A NECESSHARY LOSSH.
>obi wan tells clone commander to get his men to the upper levels
>moments later order 66 is given
>clones have the high ground
>jedi destroyed
did sheev use the high ground against obi wan?
>>63246143
it was a simultaneous mass call
MEE SA LIKE THIS THREAD!
>>63246278
He calls some of them by name.
>>63246204
>>63245966
CAN'T DECEIVE THE SHEEV
>>63246190
Call the next one
>>63246308
Commandah codeh execute ordeh sheevy sheev
>>63246278
Untrue, he personally contacts the clonetrooper general with Obi-Wan.
>Commander Kobi, the time has come. Execute Order 66.
>Yes, my lord.
Now it would have made sense for the Commander to pass this order down according to chain of command, eventually reaching the soldiers, scouts and pilots near jedis. Yet what Sheev does is contact even lowly soldier directly and personally, evidenced by the fact that they all respond to him with "yes my lord" or "it will be done".
We also see Yoda responding to the disturbances in the force and only a few minutes later do the clonetroopers guarding him actually get the order. Man, that could hardly be called an efficient purge.
>>63246364
Apparently there are only like six of these high clone commanders.
>>63245966
>>63246364
How hard do you think it was to keep up that menacing tone the whole time?
>EXECUTE ORDER 66
>long pause to dial the number of the next clone trooper in the list
>EXECUTE ORDER 66
>repeat until all the Jedi are dead
Do you think he ever started saying it really fast just to speed things up?
Order 4: "In the event of the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) being incapacitated, overall GAR command shall fall to the vice chair of the Senate until a successor is appointed or alternative authority identified as outlined in Section 6 (iv)."[1]
Order 5: "In the event of the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) being declared unfit to issue orders, as defined in Section 6 (ii), the Chief of the Defense Staff shall assume GAR command and form a strategic cell of senior officers (see page 1173, para 4) until a successor is appointed or alternative authority identified."[1]
Order 37: Capture of a single wanted individual through the mass arrest and threatened execution of a civilian population. Follow-up directives include scenarios for body disposal of civilian casualties and suppression of communications.
Order 65: "In the event of either (i) a majority in the Senate declaring the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) to be unfit to issue orders, or (ii) the Security Council declaring him or her to be unfit to issue orders, and an authenticated order being received by the GAR, commanders shall be authorized to detain the Supreme Commander, with lethal force if necessary, and command of the GAR shall fall to the acting Chancellor until a successor is appointed or alternative authority identified as outlined in Section 6 (iv)."[1]
Order 66: "In the event of Jedi officers acting against the interests of the Republic, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the Supreme Commander (Chancellor), GAR commanders will remove those officers by lethal force, and command of the GAR will revert to the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) until a new command structure is established."[1]
>Order 66? But sir, surely that's impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi.
>>63245966
WITNESSED
>>63244873
Get lost Sheev, I dont get orders from you.
>>63245966
>>63246719
This.
Im in charge here
Anyone else get a boner when they show the montage betraying all the Jedis? Im not some edgelord that roots for the dark side but that moment right there makes you go "fuck yeah, the empire motherfucker".
>mfw reading Jar Jars theory
>heh this is kinda funny....
>30 minutes later
>holy fuck...
>Lucas is a genius.
I thought it was all a big meme, but holy shit Lucas was not the dunce we thought.
>>63245966
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>63245966
What was Order 65 then?
>>63246820
gay orgy with Sheev
>>63246788
>undeniable proof that there are literal aspie preteens on /tv/
>>63245966
Sheev confirmed best new meme
ONCE MORE THE SIX WILL RULE THE GALAXY
>>63246921
What was Order 65 and 67 /tv/?
>>63245966
NO NO NO
>>63245966
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CONTROL HERE
Long live the Empire!
>>63245966
It's dubs then?
This thread is making me hard.
>>63246978
Tendies with fries and tendies with mac and cheese respectively.
>>63247083
Who awards Sheev his Bad Sith Points?
>>63245966
>>63245966
Luke did I ever tell you about sheev? He's the current galactic emperor, formerly the supreme chancellor. He tried spinning a web of lies and deceipt against the old jedi order to turn public opinion against us, it was a good trick. Amd he was a good friend
chech these double dubs.
>>63247175
doh!
>>63245966
>>63247220
This gif is step one of Obi's plan to reach the eternal high ground.
>>63247095
Mama Palpy.
>>63247053
the janitors will decide your fate.for free.
>>63245966
It is done.
>>63247274
Are you threatening me master dindu
>>63245966
AS OF THIS MOMENT, ALL SINGLES ARE ENEMIES OF THE REPUBLIC.
>>63247311
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>>63245966
>>63247311
WIDNESSED
>>63247311
>11
>>63245966
>>63247311
Roger roger
>>63247307
you are under arrest.
>>63247311
>>63247413
what's our vector, victor?
>>63245966
>>63247095
>tfw you give your son all the GBP he wants so he can buy UNLIMITED TENDIES and he still fucking force chokes you and the rest of your family to death on the family starship
>>63247466
Crashing this plane, with no survivors!
>>63245966
Sheev died like a peasant and a bitch. If he was so powerful how could he be killed by a crippled robot with one arm?
>>63247599
The cute angle has reversed the order NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>63245966
Mother of 5's
>>63245966
FUCK
rollin
>>63247599
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THIS IS 66!
>>63247607
Turns out his only weakness was falling down a long hole into a massive explosion.
>>63246204
undersped roast
>>63247607
Couldn't agree more mate, his death was one of the most unsatisfying scenes in cinematic history.
>>63245966
>>63245966
>>63245966
WITNESSED
The dark side will never succeed.
>>63245966
>>63246516
underrated post
>>63245966
sheev does it again
>>63245966
>>63247832
yet your pathetic singles are no match for it
>>63246788
this must be satire
>>63245966
This is going to /r/4chan
>>63245966
Holy sheev
>>63246308
Well Cody was with Obi-Wan. Had to make ordering the death of his apprentice's old master special.
>>63245966
ITS HAPPENING
>>63246489
Not anymore. Order 66 is basically mind control chip sleeper agent shit that the Kaminoans were in on and deliberately kept a secret from the Jedi.
Great arc in the last season of Clone Wars about it triggering early by accident in one clone, leading one of his comrades to investigate exactly what's going on further, only to stumble down the rabbit hole and things to go further to hell when he tries presenting his findings to the Chancellor, only for Sheev to have him drugged to look crazy and feign being attacked off-screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM4zCn0oVK4
>>63248120
How did it trigger early?
>>63245966
>He could even keep the dubs he cared about....from dying...
Is it possible to learn this power?
>>63248152
He didn't reach his safe space fast enough and got triggered by the phallic form of his gun
>>63245966
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS YESSSSSSS
>>63248152
The mind control chips in clones are sort of a biotech and something caused it to decay and malfunction. The Kaminoan scientist at the end claimed it was a parasite in bad canteen water fucking with the chip, but she was pulling all sorts of coverup shit like trying to dismiss the malfunction as a Seppie-created virus and taking a very active role in trying to sabotage Fives' investigation and wanting his mind wiped to be a new janitor on Kamino, so her story probably doesn't check out.
>>63248120
To be fair it's probably the best compromise for at least the clones who had high ranks and worked with Jedi extensively to maintain character development and yet still betray the Jedi.
Like I can see the common foot soldiers just doing it because they were born to obey but the ones with more interactions would likely have caused dissension and might not have relayed the order
>>63245966
Wew lad
>>63245966
wew
>>63245966
HOLY SHIT WITNESSED
>>63245966
UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER
>>63245966
>>63244873
How the fuck did he keep this plan hidden if he had a military order that is just "kill every single jedi"
>>63249106
DANGEROUSMOST DANGEROUS
>>63248160
not from a shitposter
>>63245966
Holy shit
>>63245966
sh33v
but can sheev pull off trips?
>>63247220
Sheev taught Anakin the way of the spin, therefore he knew how to defend against it.
>>63248160
Not from a Redditor
Now check em
all hail sheev
is sheev manages to get trips he will be in the new movies!
>>63249752
fuck you sheev those trips are for me
Calling in another order 66
>>63245966
Always two there are, no more, no less.
>>63244873
but can you achieve immortality?
>>63246836
Nice
>>63247154
But he had shitty drivers.
sheev made vader his bitch
sith were here, jedi's are losers
>>63245966
What the fuck
>>63249955
>>63249999
A SHIT LORD?
>>63245966
WHAT THE
>>63245966
CHECKED
>>63245966
good form
>>63250052
dat ass
>>63250052
DELETE THIS
>>63247599
>>63245966
Sheev'em
>>63250052
PARP!
Don't be too proud of this forced meme you've constructed, the ability to shitpost a thread is insignificant next to the power of CIA.
>>63245966
so this is the full power of the dark side?
not bad at all
>>63245966
>>63247263
Was getting killed part of his plan?
>>63250180
Don't try to frighten us with your baneposting ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient meme has not helped your conjure up the stolen board culture, or given you clairvoyance enough to find reddits hidden /r/4chan
>>63245966
>>63250180
>>63245966
>>63250269
I find your hotheadedness disturbing.
>>63247154
>Dank-Sheev
>>63247154
>>63245966
>>63245966
give me power sheev
>>63245966
>>63245966
>>63246144
>>63246333
>>63246422
>>63246788
>>63246866
>>63247188
>>63247311
>>63247466
>>63247599
>>63249677
>>63249955
>>63249999
>>63250055
the dark side is strong in this thread
>>63245966
glorious sheev!
>>63245966
>>63245966
contributing bby
POWER!
>>63247027
Do you feel in control?
>>63245966
Good... good...
>>63245966
CHECK EM
>>63244873
>what'd he say Commander?
>I dunno some shit about pixie stix
>>63251522
It would have been funny if the imprinting didn't work, and when Sheev called up the clones and said, "Execute Order 66." they all just said, "Who the fuck are you?"
>>63251616
Nice dubs.
I thought it was order sixty six, not sixteen sixteen.
>>63246489
>GAR commandersI am the bone of my sword.
>>63244873
Execute oder 69.
>>63251635
1616 is the order to make the clones hug every Jedi they see and pat their heads.
>>63251670
Order execute 96
>>63245966
>>63245966
Wew lad
>>63251676
What about order 1919?
>>63250052
Source.
>>63251894
Eat Jedi. >:3
>>63252101
>It Aint Me starts playing
>>63252101
>>63245966
Posting in epic thread
>>63245966
>>63245966
Impressive
>>63245720
That's why Jar Jar looked slightly confused while destroying democracy, despite the fact he is a sith lord. It all makes sense now.
>>63245966
fucking doubles
>>63251922
Checked
>>63245966
I HATE YOU!
>>63245966
hot damn
>>63252466
check my 22
>>63245966
>>63252466
oh lawd
>>63252466
>>63245966
>>63252466
>>63245966
>>63252466
>>63252466
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>63252466
>>63245966
The dark side of the force is strong with this one
literally Reddit: the thread
>>63253012
>getting dubs bia Chinese imageboard
>reddit thread
More like /s4s/ : The Dubs
>>63252466
>>63245966
>>63253012
Sup reddit
>>63245966
>>63245966
remember to vote yes to a star shit quarantine board to get away from these r*dditors
>>63249393
>>63249393
help ensure the future of /tv/ as a 4chan board and not subchan
>>63245966
>>63252466
Can't shiv the Sheev
>>63245966
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF DUBS. NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>63253748
sheeving sheev sheev
sheev sheev sheevivors
>>63249707
>>63247220
Oh fuck off man.
The neo-star wars memes are too much.
>>63245966
dubs confirm TFA will suck.
trips, it'll be alright.
quads good
quints legendary
whatever comes after, best thing to happen to cinema
singles, no comment.
>>63254194
ROLL
>>63245966
>>63247154
>spinning a web of lies
>spinning
kek
>>63245966
>>63254194
the movies leaked m8
jj fucked up
>>63247154
why didn't he remember 3PO and R2?
>>63254377
d-dubs, mate..
>>63245966
>>63245966
now I see why this thread got so many repliesExcellent
>>63245966
no fucking way.
>>63254409
http://millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=9790
>>63245966
>all these 2014/2015 tourists being impressed by a script
Just take us back to /tv/ before 2013
posting in historic thread
>>63245966
>>63246104
>>63246113
>>63246128
>>63246144
>>63246157
>>63246171
>>63246170
>>63246168
>>63246178
>>63246187
>>63246328
>>63246525
>>63246744
>>63246747
>>63246810
>>63246814
>>63254419
>>63254409
>>63254361
>>63254329
>>63254194
>>63253748
>>63253568
>>63253552
>>63253500
>>63253341
>>63253039
>>63252802
>>63252849
>>63252670
>>63252644
>>63254436
>>63254460
>>63254490
ITT:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia
>>63254566
Oh jesus, those fucking digits
>>63254566
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV
>>63245966
Didn't even realize the doubles are the order number until right now... Sheev is too powerful
>>63252466
>>63245966
>>63254566
Wew lad
>>63245966
>>63252466
>>63254566
KEK
>>63245966
you fucking did it man.
you fucking did it.
you are a hero to us all
>>63254521
are you ready to die historic on sheevil road?
>>63254566
SHEEV?
>>63244873
So....the illuminati does exist
>>63254566
>66
>>63245966
Is it possible to learn this power?
>>63254700
Not from singles
>>63254700
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>00
>00
Why the fuck are dubs threads so entertaining
>>63254712
>>63253552
this is not a star wars thread, this is a "board culture" thread.
>>63254566
UNLIMITED
>>63254780
>reddit tourists
>board culture
/film/ NOW
Begun, the dubs wars have.
>>63244873
i wish i could get 66 dubs and replies and love.
>>63254700
You know Anakin, the sith lords even have the power to get trips.
>>63254824
tell me more about these midechlorians, master.
why do they make the force?