Would he do it for the Oscar?
There's a bear rape scene?
>>63239809
So we're clear, is he raping the bear or is the bear raping him?
Also, is the bear a female
>>63239809
what? how do you even rape a bear? is it an animal bear we are talking about?
>>63239893
It would appear so.
i'm pretty sure the bear is the one doing the raping in every case
>>63239809
Why do the foxes care who the bears are fucking?
>>63239986
this cant be real
What the fuck? Are people really this stupid?
It bears rapeating that Leo will NEVER win an Oscar
Do bears rape people in real life? Is that a thing that happens?
>>63239809
>Would he do it for the Oscar?
if he was guaranteed to win if he did, yeah probably
Dolphin rape I dig, I get it.
But bear rape? Is this just a euphemism for homo sex?
How doesn an actual bear rape a preson, twice???
>>63239809
Yes
>>63240040
Looks like it, Jeb.
>>63240040
It's a serious problem
>>63240101
>mfw that split second I thought Jeb himself tweeted this
>>63239809
Dropped.
>>63240131
Wouldn't be surprised
isn't the bear CGI?
>>63240122
>The Lighter Side
>Grin and "bear" it
>that's no small Boo-Boo!
>claws for alarm
This has to be fake, holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osgrd1MPb7I
Goddamn invincible bears, raping our churches and burning our women
>>63240122
>Then, astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next
Whoever wrote this is joke article is about as subtle as a sledgehammer.
>>63240211
It's a classic Onion article.
>>63240211
Have you ever considered that bear rape claims aren't taken seriously due to the callous erasure of it's victims that you yourself are participating in currently? LISTEN AND BELIEVE SHITLORD
>>63240211
>This has to be fake
m8 of course it is
even joke articles wouldn't include a real name and photo of a victim and then write something like that. even for a gag in a shitty bro tier men's magazine or something it still wouldn't fly.
I would steal Marisa Tomei's oscar for Leo if this scene actually happened
BEAR
#yesallbears Just because he was wearing furs doesn't mean he was asking for it
>>63239809
>Uhm... Leo there's a rape scene that we need to film
>Sure, anything for an Oscar.. I mean for the project.
>The Bear will rape you.
>...
>Leo? are you fine with this?
>I'll do it.
>>63240287
>not Kim Basinger's
At least Tomei earned hers through her performance.
Basinger only won because the Acadamy had to give something to LA Confidential and Titanic won everything else.
anyone ever see that "shake that bear" video? all time classic
ahahah hwhat hhahahahhha h
>>63239809
benis in anus :DDD
>>63240122
>pint of putrid ursine semen
we can do better than that
>>63239958
The bear rapes Leo.
>>63240424
I can see how a person can rape a bear. how in the fuck does a bear rape a human?
>>63240475
With his bear penis.
>>63240475
The penis goes in the butthole.
>>63239809
How did this rumor even get started? And how did it get to a point where Fox had to actually do a press release refuting it?
hahahaha
this thread is so funny
>>63240008
Jealousy, It's a well known fact foxes resent lions.
>>63240522
Drudge Report picked it up and ran with it, beyond that I don't think anybody's sure how it started. Drudge cited viewers that saw advanced screenings.
Drudge is very heavily read in conservative circles so it gained momentum quickly and people started attacking Fox for promoting the downfall of American decency.
>Super Troopers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIIRO-VqUY
>>63240522you'll never hurt me again ;_;
>>63240122
He was asking for it, look how he's dressed
>>63239809
we all know it to be true...
>>63240641
Fuck it's Australian time already? Time to get off
I can barely bear this thread anymore.
Dicaprio's ass isn't bare so how does the bear bear down on him?
>>63240775
You see, son, the erect penis of a full grown grizzly bear is a very singular thing. Impressive in both length and girth and further it is so engorged with blood when stimulated that it takes on a hardness that shames granite.
No article of clothing from the era, no matter how thick, could long hold back the thrusts of a bear. Honestly I doubt even modern neoprone could hold it back. Perhaps Kevlar, in the right conditions, but the truth is that a grizzly takes what it wants, and one has to accept their fate.
>>63240768
Australian here, do we arouse you or something?
>>63240390
>>63240211
>>63240232
Kids these days...
>The Revenant is a movie about bestiality civil rights
so progressive...
>tfw you'll never be raped by sexy female bear
JDIMSA
>>63240475
it'll actually be pretty hard
>>63240669
What have I become, my sweetest friend.
>>63242293
for you
http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/1687.html
>>63240247
In fact it's the only Onion article ever that has been taken by the site for being over the line.
HAR
>>63239809
Fuck off with this meme.
None of you fat faggots even knew about the story of Hugh Glass before this time.
There is no damn bear rape you molested perverts. He was attacked by a bear, it tore open his back and he was left for dead.
>>63243719
Did the bear fuck his back?
>>63240183
I think Leo will finally get his Oscar
A person who saw an early screening thought the bear was "thrusting" into leo or something. She told someone about it and that person was like HOLY FUCK BEAR RAPE and went to the news with it and yeah, that's how it got to where it is
Maybe it appears he is being raped by a bear but it's probably just the bear clawing into him and nudging his body
>>63240587
>promoting downfall of american degeneracy
I wish. Instead we get interracial male on male rape in our christmas movies. Great time to be alive
>The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone.
lol'd
>>63239809
that bear is a big guy.
>>63244108
It cut it open by biting and clawing. Hugh Glass had to survive later by eating what he could on the ground as he crawled back for help.
I first heard about Hugh over 10 years ago. It was the first time I heard of someone disinfecting a wound by placing maggots on them.
VIRAL MARKETING CAMPAIGN
PLEBS WILL GO SEE THIS MOVIE TO SEE ''LULZ BEAR RAEP''
>>63244627
>>63244627
>>63244627
Someone gets it.
>>63239809
What, exactly, did the fox say?
>>63240122
>black bear
Why am I not surprised?
>>63240040
No.
>>63244899
>5 blowjobs per year
>>63240171
How can one man be such a dork?
I don't get it. Doesn't he have tard wranglers to catch him and remind him to act suave and shit?
>>63240171
>taller than everyone else
>still pulling that bullshit
Who hurt him as a child?
bear rape is my fetish
>>63245000
>>63239809
Are you talking about some extreme porn !?
I thought it was just one report and got blown out of proportion from there.
Sounds out of place for a film striving to be taken as serious as it is.
>tfw the bear wins the Oscar instead of DiCaprio
>>63244813
kek
>>63240037
>Carlos.jpg
>>63239809
Leo should play young bobby b
>>63239809
Kek
>>63239809
Inarritu seeing how much crazy shit he can make Leo do for his oscar.
>ok Leo the man in the bear suit is going to rape you now
>w-was this in the script?
>Do you think Nicholson or Brando would ask if it was in the script?! Now get over the tree stump
>>63245627
not
>will this get me an Oscar?
>Ye-
>WE'RE BURNING DAYLIGHT HERE!!
>>63245136
>tfw no sexy bear gf
>>63239986
typical Oscar bait
The bear wrestling with Leo in the TV spot looks real, is it or CGI?
