ITT: Describe the plot of a movie vaguely/poorly. Try to guess other anons' movies.
a guy does things
nothing really happens
guy wakes up goes to work eats gets drunk with a kekold then goes to sleepits an adaptation so it counts
>>63235264
Die Hard
A monkey gets involved in a political conflict between a father and his son.
A few children are problematic
>>63235951
Bully
>>63235257
>/r9k/ dies and his dad tries to make him not look like such a useless piece of shit faggot
>>63235971
World's Greatest Dad
>>63235971
World's Greatest Dad
>>63235925
Dunston Checks In
angry guy kills ppl over money one guy says no and then he dies then an old guy looks for him and then dies >implying
rich guys bets on randoms to get money
ayy lmao get mad at human and kills them all then country song kills them back
>>63235283
Napoleon Dynamite
bruce willis ignores his wife for scarred little boys
>>63236086
Rat Race
fish pretends to beat up sharks gets exposed as a phony then actually destroy sharks for real
>>63236138
yep
immigrant gets mad at capitalism
>>63236149
Shark Tale
>>63236012
Nope
>>63236195
yep
bottle falls out an airplane and click clack cloock tisk tisk whishhhtt whistttt ogga booga
>>63236230
The Gods must be Crazy or whatever it was called.
>>63236269
yep
cabbie gets mad at ppl
>>63236301
Taxi Driver
Dead dog=bloody rampage
>>63236575
John Wick
this shit is too easy
>>63236039
>angry guy kills ppl over money one guy says no and then he dies then an old guy looks for him and then dies >implying
Harry Brown
>>63236115
>ayy lmao get mad at human and kills them all then country song kills them back
Mars Attacks
black ppl r dumb
Some guy turns into a baby
>>63236716
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
>>63236712
Friday
>>63236634
Yep.
>No chilluns but tha black bitch got one
a man takes a 21 inch shit
A stupid kid fucks everything up because he's gullible and people lied to him.
>>63236961
Harry potter
>>63236980
Nope, not quite what I was thinking of. Think even shittier.
>>63236961
Star wars prequels
A government worker finds love at christmas, but she dies
>>63237023
There you go.Revenge of the Sith is actually my personal favorite.
Guy has trouble sleeping, his life drastically changes
>>63235283
Trainspotting
>>63237143
Meme Club
>>63237143
Fight club or the matrix
>>63237143
da machinist
>>63236961
diary of a wimpy kid
>>63237143
Cashback
>>63235925
Empire Strikes Back?
A murderer prevents an innocent man from being convicted for the murder he did
>>63237339
Actually The Force Awakens, but close enough.
>Space Rape: The Movie
>>63237176
>>63237200
>>63237234
>>63237279
It was Fight Club
Some black guys sell drugs to the wrong kid
A plane crashes with no survivors.
> a corrupt corporation ressurects a civil servant
>>63237450
Final Destination.
>>63237450
World Trade Center
black girl have bad life sad sad sad sad sad
An old man thwarts a Spaniard's evil plan by playing baseball.
>>63237450
Flight
>>63236136
hostage?
>>63237566
Precious.
>>63235283
Boyhood
>>63237705
Yes.
>>63235257
A man loses his dog, and gets mad about it
>>63237494
Robocop?
Memories erased & coloured hair
>>63237837
ESoSM
>>63235283
Dazed and Confused
>>63237910
Aye.
>some guy drives another guy around, people die.
>>63237698
No.
>>63237508
this t b h
>Chinese version of mega stacy denies rich me marriage out of lust for her childhood chad
an edgelord, an old man, and some other dudes teach village people to stop being pussies
>>63238032
Seven Samurai?
>>63238133
yep
>>63238211
The Tree of Life
Guy that tried to kill chick now saves chick's son from other guy
jesus meets a crazy guy and joins a group of people who find themselves by learning that theyre in a movie
>>63238358
Dogma?
>>63238211
The Comedy.
>>63237058
Season 3 finale of Louie
Man works in a mailroom, but then reads people's mail.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
racemixing propaganda plus daddy isues
>>63238582
Lost in Translation
Depression, ether, japan, and music.
>>63238582
Matt Damon
Bad touch ruins everyone's day
>>63235257
the guy who flies planes to music drives nascar. It's got iron man's father who shits himself in that one movie due to cancer.
The schizo who may or may not have done it.
>>63237143
taxi driver
Employee gets revenge on boss
Three hours of pseudophilosophical bullshit and nature documentary footage occasionally interrupted by scenes from a war movie.
>>63235283
Grown Ups 2
man swindles the world
fucking
>>63239804
The Thin Red Line
robot cannot decide if it wants to protect or kill a girl throughout multiple movies
>>63239995
The Assassinator
benevolent leader attempts to retrieve his stolen property from once trusted underling
Loveable meathed reads a book, becomes an amputee and almost ends the world.
>>63239804
Pixels
An ex-cop turned government agent goes back in time to save the world and sees his father's death. Best movie in the trilogy.
>>63240185
Men In Black 3.
Also, no.
>>63240100
Pulp Fiction?
>>63240108
evil dead
>>63240185
>>63240208
I gotta agree with this man, I enjoyed it better than the first.
>>63240224
nah son, much more recent
>>63235283
Any Sophia Coppola movie
>>63238582
christ /a/ newfags shitposting on /tv/
Bird tells janitor the price of being a smartass.
alcoholic weirdo makes fuckbots in his basement
>>63241660
come on /tv/ you know this
>>63241678
Ex Machina
>>63239223
Jagten
big black dicks little white chicks and laser light shows
>>63242376
The Force Awakens?
kids have to die to random evil things so the world doesn't get rekt
>>63239333
kill the boss
>>63239264
number 23 or the voices
>>63243090
The Meme in the Woods
I've got some:
> die horribly because of nearby mirror
> die horribly by not throwing money at crazy gipsy woman
> go backpacking with bro
>die horribly
> be crazy modern crusader
> kill lots of bad people, also a cat
man looks for rug
Robot in briefs holding a pigeon
>>63235951
RotS
>>63243858
Forgot pic
Retard leaves safe home and ends up accidentally killing himself and child sister.
Guy comes to house, shit goes down, ends kinda blue
>>63243406
>> be crazy modern crusader
>> kill lots of bad people, also a cat
Fedora Saints
>>63236183
Dune?
Star Trek ep IV?
>>63236716
2001: Space Odissey
/pol/ and /drive/: the character
The Nazis survive.
Guys rob a bank during Christmas, they get stuck in the town.
>>63244395
The believer
>>63244414
Iron Sky
Boys from Brazil
>>63244428
Home Alone 4: faggotry boogaloo
Boy brings on the end of the world to save his waifu
>>63240100
Crazy Furiosa: fiery trail
>>63243406
>> go backpacking with bro
>> die horribly
American Werewolf in London
>>63235257
Some guy goes behind bars and finds an "irish" friend
>>63239264
Prisoners
>>63244589
donnie darko
Shitskin immigrants invade britain en masse causing a societal decline and by the end of the movie a full-on civil war breaks out
>>63245418
>movie
That's the news, m8
>>63245525
>He foresaw the future
BRAVO CUARON
Glum and glad visit a fairytale
>>63244606
DING DING DING
>>63244906
Shawshank Redemption
>>63236903
Children of men or whatever the fuck it's called
These guys invite some guys over so the guys go but no one is there and then everyone dies
>>63242300
Close.
>>63243099
>>63243114
>>63244924
Nope
