>his smile and optimism: gone
>>63233950
>>63233950
e had to buy a ferrari, they made him do it.
>>63233982
What a tortured soul
this is the best ferrari ever created
>>63233950
Keanu had a hard life. Someone post it.
What model is that? Is that a custom car?
>>63234039
that's not the 458 brotha
>>63234027
he has to drive it home back to his mansion with his beautiful loving wife and children. can you not fucking understand the hardship he has endured!
>>63233950
he looks like hes done so much drugs he can barely stand up.
>>63234045
2nded
please
>>63234123
>wife
>children
They all died anon
>>63233950
Here in my garage, just bought this new Ferrari here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Towels...for my tears.
>>63234123
He's dating an ugly trap though
>>63234309
considering they're in their late 30s, they look pretty decent
Fuck him. That's right. Fuck him. Fuck his lost smile, fuck his lost optimism and fuck age catching up to him. Fuck you, too. Depressed, Keanu? Why don't you get that car up to 300 kilometers per hour and see if you can wrap yourself around a tree. What a fucking RUSH.
OP, you'd better listen up and listen up, GOOD. Money doesn't buy happiness, but the goods and services one can purchase with it can sure as almighty, ever-loving, Christ-on-a-pogostick GODFUCK temporarily distract one from UNHAPPINESS.
You see, OP, you put these cunts on such a high pedestal and worship them so much that I'm surprised you haven't opened a portal right to their genitals and you're slurping their celebrity fucking SCHLONGS right now. Get a fucking grip.
So Keanu is "sad"? Get a fucking psychiatrist, Keanu. Better yet, get a voice coach to remove that fucking puerile Hawaiian accent you've been dragging down otherwise-good films with, for the last THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. Snort some cocaine from a silver platter carried on a midget's head, while you're at it. Shit, why not make it two midgets? Make them dress as transsexual Nazi Eskimos too, because fuck it, you can afford to with all the squillions of money you've received from being the same bland cunt in EVERY DAMN FILM since 1985.
Fuck me, you cunts are far-removed from reality.
>>63234352
>they're
>they
It's only one trap
>>63234309
Who is he fucking?
>>63234402
??
they can be singular, you moron
>>63233950
When they bring you free pizza but it's just cheese
>>63234372
is this new pasta?
>>63234181
for real?
>>63234309
youre just mad cos you cant date an ugly trap.
>In October 2001, Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma.[11] When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>>63234464
they can be singular
Only if it's a person of unspecified sex. He is dating a mentally ill man
>>63234464
Go back to tumblr
>>63234181
Holy shit they really did die. Man keanu is sad
>>63234097
gross
>>63234545
Goddamn, this never gets old.
>>63234513
gf but pretty much
also his best friend river phoenix ODed and his sister has leukemia.
>>63234545
i heard about that, but it got buried because it was 911 so nobody really remembers.
WHAT THE FUCK I HAD TO DO THE CAPTCHA 20 FUCKING TIMES! HOW MANY SOLUTIONS DO YOU FUCKING NEED FOR FUCK SAKE!!!
FUCKING KEANUE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63234429
>that scene in John Wick where he rants that he lost everything
>realize he wasn't acting
>>63234663
shit
>>63234663
>>63234709
she beat leukemia, iirc
>>63234698
oh yeah sooo fucking ugly. boo hoo
>>63234737
at least she has a dick
>>63234790
shes hot, and she has a dick.
as i would of expected.
>>63233950
what the fuck has he seen?
All sads, no smiles.
Keanu keeps bumming me out, man.
>>63234826
ur mom naked
For those who don't know, I found it.
>>63234372
this is comedy gold
>>63235669
WAT
>>63235669
Truly a god amongst men.
It's stuff like this that always stops me being a whiny faggot when something goes wrong in my life. I may not have millions of dollars, but I also haven't lost children, family or friends to shit like Keanu has.
I would hug him if he didn't break my nose for trying to touch him.
>>63235669
fuck
>>63234372
i started off mad but couldn't help but smile
>>63235669
Jesus. I never really had an opinion about the guy before now but fuck he's had a tough life and is based as hell.
>>63235669
He doesn't deserve all of that suffering. ;_; Reserve it for deadbeats like me.
>>63235669
I wonder what will become of him once his tranny BF kills himself like it is destined to do.
>>63234790
>>63234819
Nope. Post-op.
