>work in an office
>have a black coworker
>we’re friendly, but never talk outside of work
>talk about movies a lot
>he told me he was a fan of kubrick
>both of us are waiting at the copy machine today
>cut in front of him and say, “all fucking niggers must fucking hang”
>another coworker overhears
>they both looked shocked
>go back to office
>boss comes in
>get sent home
>haven’t heard anything since
>not sure if i should go to work tomorrow
Should've said "soul brotha too beaucoup!"
>>63230750
totally happened/10
>>63230750
Cool story breh. Duuuude. Amirite? WTF mang. Chill out broseph.
>>63230750
lucky he didn't kick your little narrow white boy ass
watch yourself, black people tend to sneak up on you
That ass whoopin' is coming, but it's coming when you least expect it
>>63230750
Why didn't you just say what movie it was from? I'm guessing the guy didn't see whatever movie you're quoting.
should have just started singing Bird Is The Word non-stop
even better, just go in to work and do that all day
>>63230750
And your black coworker reacted how, Mr. Faggot?
>>63230750
You sound like a magnificent sperg specimen
>>63230750
you should learn to speak jive like the old lady from Airplane
>be 16 on a cross country road trip with my dad
>pass by a highway rest stop
>say out loud "bathouses of the 90s"
>dad says nothing
>several months later watching theres something about mary interrogation scene with dad
>that line comes up
>dad turns to me and says "oh my god. I was so worried"
> we don't discuss it any further and never talk about it again
fucking farrelly brothers
>be home
>scream "O CLEAR" and "YA KNOW WHAT IT IS"
>mom looks to me like I was a crazy ass nigga
>>63233795
I CLEAR*
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