http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/01/leonardo-dicaprio-no-bear-rape-the-revenant/
So it turns out that Leo actually isn't raped by a bear in The Revenant.
Is there any point in being excited for it anymore?
>>63229740
Even Leo looks disappointed.
>>63229740
Too bad leo, rape victims in movies are like a +10 modifier to oscar chances
>>63229740
fuck you fox, i want bear rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zLb9UtQhy8
>>63229740
In b4 outcry by special interest groups about the censoring of bear rape in movies, forcing an unforeseen production delay as Inaarritu and Co have to shoot an impromptu bear rape scene to appease the public
>>63229740
>>63229885
Leo just needs to cut the shit and play a homo/tranny.
And he wants to win Oscar without bear rape scene? LOL, maybe next time, Leo.
Live feed from Inarritu's editing room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp0vaHe-e70
Damn, that's a shame.
So it was consensual?
>Sources reported that renowned filmmaker Werner Herzog was given the opportunity to review the scene in question and confirmed that Leonardo was not raped. "It was not a significant molestation," said the German director.
It's not rape if it's consensual.
He was totally raped by a bear
>>63229885
He already sort of did in J. Edgar
It was written by the same guy who wrote Milk and had specific focus on his sexual identity
>>63230322
Whoops meant for
>>63230035
>>63230261
>It was not a significant molestation
>>63230261
>Implying you can shock Herzog
>>63230261
tfw Timmy Treadwell wasn't raped either
why live
>>63230183
Fuck, came in here to post exactly that.
>>63230261
I feel like Leo just told him to cut it out of the film to protect his playboy image. Seriously what a faggot no wonder he'll never win an Oscar.
Seriously, what the fuck.
>2015
>No bear-rape
COME ON!!
>>63230261
>"It was not a significant molestation," said the German director.
I get it. I like it.
>>63230578
>THE LIGHTER SIDE
>>63230452
I honestly think this too. Leo's a great actor but he's totally unwilling to look and act like shit. Charlize Theron got fat and ugly and SHE won an Oscar. So did Robert DeNiro. Leo needs to get off his high horse.
>>63230035
He already did, both in the same movie.J Edgar Hoover
>>63230578
Article by lewis lovhaug
WHERE TE FUCK IS MY BEAR RAPE SCENE
they filmed the bear scenes from this film at a studio 2 minutes from my house.
dicaprio was more than likely CGI bear raped literally metres away from me.
don't even act like you aren't jealous.
wait so they used a real bear?
>>63230322
Men can't be raped though
>>63230578
>the unconscious bear was later destroyed
>destroyed
wtf did they grind it down or something
>160 M budget
How did this film ended up costing so much?
>>63230578
Imagine an article like that about your father or brother. A year or two later when the connection is no longer obvious I would fucking hunt that journalist down and beat him senseless.
>>63230890
it's a parody article, an article about an event that did not occur
>>63230911
No shit.
>>63230783
That's how they write it in articles, they never say killed, either destroyed or put down, don't know why.
>>63230783
An eye for an eye, a hole for a hole.
>>63230879
they filmed it using mostly natural light so they had a small window every day to shoot certain scenes, so it took longer
>>63230261
this post has five replies and it's still underrated
>>63230578
>Grin and bear it!
>the lighter side
>destroyed
>BLACKED
Didn't even need my sides
>>63230879
the director was chasing natural light, that screwed up production schedule and the budget ballooned to 160 M.
>>63230578
>>63230932
so why are you talking about hunting the journalist down if it was about one of your loved ones?
>>63230890
It's the onion you retards
>>63230578
nice Onion article bro
>>63231023
Because that's what I'd do? Was the sentence very complicated for you?
>>63230942
Put down I understand, but destroyed has always sounded worse than just killed. It sounds so fucked up in comparison, like they strapped a bomb to it and tossed it in a hole.
>>63231086
it is a made up article by a made up journalist that would never be written by an actual person. why on earth are you treating the article as though it is something that could be real that you would respond to by beating up the journalist?
do you have any idea how stupid you sound right now?
>>63231025
So?
>>63231128
>I'm just simply too stupid to understand why someone would talk about fiction, especially on a board created for fiction
Are you legit retarded?
>>63230783
They used altillery dickhead, bears have to much hp for small arms
t. experienceced hunter
>>63231202
yes, talking about fiction and acknowledging it as such makes sense. talking about fiction as though it has real world implications makes you sound like a moron.
anyway, you clearly thought it was a parody article and then beck pedaled desperately after realizing that so it's okay bro, we all get taken in sometimes. now you just look silly so farewell.
>>63229885
give me one example where this is the case
maybe they mean it in a feminist sense
#endbeargaze
>>63231268
It was a joke. FFS "+10 modifier"? It was right there!
>>63231247
>literally too fucking stupid to understand basic sentences
>b-but it totally implies it was real
Anon, your intelligence level is below an animal's. Should've at least finished grade school instead of becoming the illiterate lowlife that you are.
#NotAllBears
Would you a bear, /tv/?
Everyone in charge of the oscars know that Leo is a flaming homosexual, and they look down on him for not coming out of the closet. He will never win an oscar before he comes out and conforms to the hollywood agenda.
Wish it wasn't so, but such is the truth
I'm not a furry or anything but getting raped by a female bear seems kind of hot
>>63231268
Catwoman in les miserables
