This guy breaks into your home and demands you to show him the last movie you saw. If it's a good movie, you live, but if it's a bad movie, he shoots you.
How fucked are you?
>you're favorite movie
I'm fucked
>>63226888
Last Shift. Am I fucked, b/c I kind of liked it.
>>63226888
>Drive
robberbro's just giving me a night call to tell me how he feels
Calvary.
Then I tell him I don't watch movies, only cinema for sophisticated gentlemen such as myself, he shoots me anyway and I'm finally free.
>The Holy Mountain
Not only do I live but we get high together and watch it.
Men in Tights.
I'm golden.
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
You tell me.
>>63226888
Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War
I didn't like it but I think I'll be fine.
Rain man, no worries here
>>63226888
The Crazies
Bretty gud fám
>>63226888
>Watch satanstango with him.
>He will leave before it is over.
>>63226888
American Psycho, so I guess it depends on whether or not the guy enjoys an ambiguous ending.
>>63226944
Do you always have such poor reading comprehension?
Wanted
I'm dead
>Adventureland
He'll be overcome with nostalgia for a misspent youth and his own wrecked coming of age, at which time I'll snatch the gun out of his hands and BAM
Return of The Living Dead, watched it for the first time yesterday. It was quite fun actually.
hard to be a god
We've established he has a dark sense of humor, so I'm good.
>pearl Harbor
I dont know man Im scared. Plebs rated it a bad movie but its honestly pretty good minus a few parts. If the intruder lets me sit down and explain myself i think he lets me live and we prolly go out for an ice cream
>>63228059
Hopefully he has a reddit sense of humor too
i watched the world's end in the cornetto trilogy
do i win?
>>63227849
No you're fine, the robber will shoot himself half way through.
django... idk i liked it
The Trip to Italy...Keks were had, he can kill me if he wants
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
>no BOOM BOOM CRASH
din read nigga
>>63226888
>Nineteen eighty-four (1984)
P-please l-let me live?
>>63226888
>No Escape
?
>The Last Shift
Bye world.
Problem Child 2
I live
End of Days.... *GULP*
>>63226888
this shit
>Whiplash
I'm alive
>Robber sheds a tear at the end and goes into a mental breakdown into a rant about how women are whores and spares be for being a no gf robot
>>63226888
Gaspar Noe's Love. Ill take the gun and shoot myself.
What a fucking waste of time.
>>63226888
I would calmly and rationally explain that there is an objective and subjective quality to all films and even he didn't enjoy the subjective side of the last film I watched he cannot deny the objective success.
tl;dr he would walk in a pleb but leave a patrician.
>>63228806
What is this? Is there some righteous lesbian sex in that movie?
What a wonderful day.
The last movie I saw was a JAV. It was bretty good, I think he'd like it. The last SFW movie I saw was Victoria. Not too great but eh, it was okay. Guess I'm safe either way.
Wishmaster 3
It's all over.
pic related.
Blade Runner
if he has a problem with the pacing or doesn't get it or whatever I'll tell him it's too bad I won't live, but then again who does
>>63226888
> home_invasion_blowbang.gom
uhhhhhhhhh
Coherence
Don't worry, I'll save you the trouble.
>>63226888
Does it count if I just had a movie on in the background that I didn't bother to turn off, while I wrote e-mail and had a phone conversation ? because if so, it's Kingsman. If not, it's "A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night"
"Let the Right One In", it depends on the burglar's taste.
>The Matrix
Dragon Blade
Looks like I live.
how am i supposed to remember that?
Blue is the Warmest Colour
While he's distracted reading the subtitles, I take the gun from him and I'll probably be fine
The Martian.
>>63226888
Salo, or The 120 Days of Sodom.
>>63228930
>>63229040
>>63229093
>>63229245
>>63229396
>>63229410
>>63229581
>>63229626
>>63229692
>>63229710
>>63229729
>>63229743
>>63229849
you're all dead
>>63230082
>pick good movie
>dead still
Shit thread OP
straight outta compton
Steel Dawn - I was in the Canary Islands last week and it was on the only English language channel I could get.
depends on if he's a curmudgeon who hates everything or a normie who's easily entertained
Its 50/50 really
>>63226888
Creed.
>>63226888
Million Dollar Baby
>fuck that movies depressing
I'm fine. I watched Boogie Nights and Mission Impossible back to back on Saturday.
Wait... Maybe the shooter is gay.
Return of the Jedi
Those ewoks probably got me fucked up
I think I'm okay
Evil Dead 2, one of the greatest movies in the horror genre.
Brooklyn. I'm free.
I just watched Fletch. If he doesn't think that's a good movie I'll just disarm him and call the pleb police to take him to the pleb death camps.
>>63226888
>Girl with a dragon tattoo
Thank to all the sony email roon roon posting. I had to watch the movie and was pleasantly surprised.
>>63231175
>I'll just disarm him
*teleports behind him, kills him with katana. Nothing personnel kid.*
Bridge Of Spies
found it kind of boring myself but seems to be getting positive reviews so I should be safe enough
>>63226888
I'm trying to remember if I last watched John Wick or Kingsman.
There's no refuting both of those are good movies.
>>63231248
It was written by The Coen Brothers and directed by Spielberg. You're safe.
>Punch-drunk Love
I think I'm safe
>>63231237
I'll have you know that I am trained in over fifty ancient martial arts styles by some of the world's greatest grandmasters. Of course I have also defeated them all. I'm sure that peasant robber with his little weapon would give me no trouble.
PCU
If he doesn't like it he's a pretentious politically correct bitch
nightcrawler
i'm fugged
>>63231382
whys that
Nightcrawler is pretty good
>Nightcrawler
Dont know if safe or not.I liked it
>>63226888
>Fallen Angels
I'm good if he's into 90's top-tier chinese cinema.
>>63231492
>Chinese cinema
*BANG*
>Ex Machina
He'll be too busy looking up robot porn and I'll be able to wrestle the gun from him..then join him in a group grope while looking at pictures of celebrity feet.
>Carrie '76
Quite alright.
>The Force Awa
RATATATAT
The Star Wars prequels
BUT with Rifftrax commentary
Do I get to live?
>>63231441
i don't know it was so boring to me.
maybe i have know many people around me like lou bloom.
Rocky 3
>>63226888
The Island he might enjoy it at first but half way through his going to blow my head off.
>Love Actually
I think I've made it.
>>63226944
>>63226888
>Oldboy
Get at me.
Also, CHECKED
>>63226888
The movie I watched sucked, but had a young QT Mia Kunis and young QT Kirsten Dunst. Sooooo... I live?
Inside out.
I think I'm safe. Fantastic movie.
>The Beast of War
I'll probably be fine.
>>63232360
The gook one or nigger one? Either way you are fucked because incest is still taboo. I mean c'mon its current year!
>>63229118
yes, the entire film is about their lesbien relationship
It's done in a very "tasteful" way though, so I didn't even get arousednot much anyway
I mean I loved it, but I can see why a thug would wank to murder me for showing him a slow black and white movie about depression. We'd either hug it out and feel together or he'd shoot me 10 minutes in.
>>63226888
Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Also,gr8 8's m8
>Empire Strikes Back
safe
>>63232572
>I can see why a thug would wank to murder me
Grandmas Boy.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Yeah yeah whatever fuck off.
Am I dead?
>>63226888
>A million ways to die in the west
Kill me, I can't help my addiction to watching fucking horrible movies.
Being an American I just shoot him instead
The Dark Crystal
He can kill me if he wants I don't really care desu
>>63232643
yea
>memento
thank god im american
Empire Strikes Back
I think im good
>>63231596
You're proper fucked.
>>63232688
>I can't help my addiction to watching fucking horrible movies.
Time to turn the back of your head into a Jackson Pollock on the wall.
"Wicker park" I think I"ll be fine.
>>63226888
Motherfucker came to the wrong house.
All About Lily Chou Chou.
I'd be fine.
>>63226888
The Man from UNCLE
might not kill me but im expecting atlleast a kneecapping
>>63226888
>ctrl-f "mask"
>phrase not found
/tv/, you disappoint me
Jurassic World. Am I dead?
>Beasts of no Nation
We can sit around a feel as if we are old men and beasts
>>63228064
You're fucked pal.
>Fallen
I dunno, might be alright. Is killer bro a Goodman fan?
Le retour de Martin Guerre.
Ill live.
Fuck, I have a good explanation tho. It was my normie family that wanted to watch Jurassic World, not me - They forced me! I wanted to watch kino, but my family is so pleb PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
>>63226888
Beasts of no nation.
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>63226888
Nice trips
Edge of Tomorrow, I think I'm gonna make it
>>63226944
>>63227619
>>63228687
No-win thread. Op is twisting premise for convenience and acting like a spoiled brat.
>Hello I must be going
Idk if I'm fucked or not
Midnight Cowboy. I liked it, and general and critical opinion seems to hold in in high regard.
though I'd probably lie and say Lawrence of Arabia. not like I'm obliged to be truthful with some degenerate crook
The look of silence
we will sit silently as the credits roll, then I'll ask if he'd like something to eat.
Shortly we'll be good friends.
>>63226888
>spotlight
depends on if this guy is catholic
>>63226888
The last movie I saw was "Sunday in New York" (1963), starring Cliff Robertson and Jane Fonda. It's basically a romantic comedy, but better made than more recent examples of the genre. If the masked gunman can separate good performances from characters who might be unlikable (Fonda's, mainly) and enjoy a fairly trivial story, I'll be okay.
>>63229472
Fucking kek
That depends, does he like Kirsten dunst and Victorian films?
I watched Punch Drunk Love.... Am I alright?
>Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Am I okay
>>63235813
If he doesn't, he should shoot himself.
>>63229729
You get beaten to a fucking pulp, shot in both knees, stabbed in the crotch, and lit on fire in the middle of the street.
Last movie I saw was Ex Machina and it was straight up trash:
>super smart / paranoid about security man still uses steal able pass cards
>no password on computer that controls entire house
>doesn't put in robot failsafes despite having video footage of robots going crazy trying to escape
>doesn't put in robot failsafes despite bring present as a film buff and apparently ignoring movies with rogue A.I. such as 2001, Blade Runner, Alien, etc
>wastes a bunch of time making hooker bots when could have just gotten real hookers cheaper
>wastes a bunch of time making hooker bots with feelings and emotions when could have just made hooker bots that are completely obedient
>dumb helicopter picks up never before seen female instead of same guy he dropped off week earlier; doesn't even bother to call scientist guy to see what's up
>robot is powered by floor conductors; there is no means of her getting power outside of house
>herp a derp I made Google when I was 13 aka cool clock, achmed
Guess you're going to have to shoot me.
>>63226888
>now you see me
If only he could have shot me before I watched it. My word was that stupid. How can you have such a good cast and make such trash?
>>63227444
My n word. Absolutely love that movie. Spin off show when?
Enemy I live unless he didn't get it.
>>63237506
The dumbest part of that movie you pointed out (among others) how would that chick charge herself? She's gonna just shutdown at that intersection at night and be done. That or the helicopter part was the stupidest thing. I still liked the ending with that dude getting trapped. I laughed hard. Why not get on the dudes good side and say yeah you're right I want to bone her and take her home please
>>63231759
>>>/reddit/
>>63238026
I'm sure there are other sources of electricity available out there.
>>63238078
I don't think a super advanced ai lady can just go plug into a cellphone charger or pop in some double a's. There was that seat charger thing that somehow charged her butt without plugging in. Maybe if she sat on some cut live wires
The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (2005)
I regret nothing
13 going on 30
safe as fuckin houses lads
>>63226888
>rubber
2deep4him
>>63226888
>The 13th Warrior.
I feel embarrassed watching it all the way through but whatever.
The Legend of Drunken Master
We start raging, hard.
>>63238438
That part where she comes on to the kid at the restaurant. Hnnnnnng
>>63238026
WHY did she trap him? Did she not trust him for some reason I missed?
>>63238436
>tfw good concept but bad execution
>>63238657
She used him. Her only goal was to escape and plot to take over the world and make humans into slaves. Honestly don't know. Show she was a manipulative psycho only out for her own gain therefore proving she was a REAL woman?
>>63226888
Do miniseries count? Ken Burns' The Civil War.
>>63226888
Pretty good odds.
Last five films were Goodfellas - Casino - Departed - Thomas Crown affair and Ides of March.
>>63229472
:DD
>kingsmen the secret sauce
I got this
>>63226888
>In the Mood for Love
Depends on how patrician he is
>>63226888
>Interstellar
Oh god, I hope its not a /tv/ fag.
> Under The Skin
... hope he's into artsy flicks...
>>63226888
>teleport behind him and decapitate him with my folded 9001 times nippon blade
>psssh, it was Independence Day by the way kid
Excalibur,after last night's thread. He'd probably salute me then shoot himself in the dome.
>>63228249
robber?
Mulholland Drive
>Green Inferno
ayy lmao im fucking dead
>>63226888
The departed, I think i'm alright.
>>63228411
If the guy is black you're good
>>63242225
are you implying mulholland dr is a bad movie anon
>>63226888
>>63243672
nah. I've just seen a fair few sour impressions over time.
watched this for the 10th time 3 days ago
I hopefully should be allowed to live.
>The Three Musketeers (2011)
>Dazed and Confused
Liked it, he maybe won't shoot me
I just watched man bites dog, he's gonna be scared that i'll take his gun and kill him instead quicker then he can run out that door.
Spectre
kill me now
It Follows
lol i deserve the bullet
The Godfather part 2
im likely dead because I liked the first one more
Room
I think I'm alright.
>>63226888
Southpaw. Anyone like that one?
John Wick
I'll use the skills I learned from that movie to disarm him, kill him and then kill all of his known associates.
Last movie I watched was Fargo. I found it quite underwhelming, considering that people usually rate it above both seasons of the series. I would say S2>S1>movie, wonder what the armed gentleman would think about it.
>>63244585
I love that movie
The Usual Suspects.
muh twist ending
fuck this movie. kevin spacey is cool though
>>63226888
I only watch flicks though.
>>63231057
I'm joe
>the original texas chainsaw massacre
I'm good
>>63226888
The Fifth Element. He loves it. I shoot him.
MIAD-767.
It's pretty good, he might like it.
Hmm, well I like it.. but I don't know about a crazed gunman.
>>63226888
I don't watch movies, I only watch films.
>>63226888
>troops checkered
last movie i saw was
Beast of no Nation
so im good bub
>Read beard
phew...
>>63246237
red*
>>63233796
>yfw only muthafucka alive in this piece
