she will be the best thing about the Force Awakens
calling it now
>>63226256
itll be her, andy, or oscar.
max probably has a very small roll. either way, it sure as fuck wont be the the main 2 or the Force Sensitive Orange.
>>63226256
Nah, she'll be the worst.
You don't say "I'm going to create a fan favourite".
It just happens.
The original Boba Fett was just a dude for all of 2 scenes.
But he was unexpectedly popular.
He wasn't meant to be, but he was.
So here JJ is trying to MAKE that happen.
So it's going to be a cringefest of forced "badass" moments
>>63226256
She won't even take her mask off.
Bane said it best: "no one cared who I was until I put on the mask." Without the mask, she is nothing. The mask is the character, no ones going to remember that walking behemoth of a woman, they'll remember the silver storm trooper with a cap.
>>63226483
this
meme cute droid
meme cool armor character
meme copypaste plots
meme cameos
meme diversity casting
I'm so sick of it tbqhfam
>>63226619
>meme
stopped reading right there
Captain Phasma and Sarco Plank are my two favorite characters of TFA
>>63228272
You are a meme
>>63228341
>You are a meme
stopped reading right there
>>63228337
that's a big gun...
>>63226483
Nailed it, her character scream boba fett to me. I doubt she'll say much.
>>63228386
>stopped reading right there
stopped reading right there
>>63228337
Didn't know Quarians were in Star Wars
>>63226256
I hope during meetings with other First Order people she takes her helmet off. Even if they use make up to add in battle scars and make her seem uglier she'll still be a tall qt beauty like in GoT.
>>63228460
they get around.
>>63226511
still has a feminine voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioenfkKjtlM
>>63228644
Oh man, I can just picture Captain Phasma running her fingers down my stormtrooper armor while commanding me to submit my blaster for inspection.
That would be boner inducing for sure.
>>63228740
Wanting that manimal anywhere near you is grounds for a sectioning.
>>63226256
>the same height as Dolph Lundgren
Intimidating as fuck, tee bee eych.
>>63226256
WTF is wrong with her trigger finger? Did they shopped it to observe 'trigger discipline' that the /k/ are always on about?
Aayla Secura movie when?
>>63228797
Come ON!
Hearing her say
>Submit your blaster for inspection.
did nothing for you?
I wonder is she's going to go with the stupid chick "authority voice" they try to use to make them sound intimidating....
She's the lowest ranked and least prominent villain. She will have less than 15 min of screen time.
>>63228621
Around the world?
>>63229244
What voice are you talking about?
>>63229755
Pay him no mind, he's just another neckbeard autist who thinks all women shouldn't be in positions of power. Just look at how he types.
>>63230004
all women shouldn't be in positions of power tho
>>63226256
Closing credits will be the true highlight
>tfw she will never give you snu snu
>>63226256
I hope she gets an oscar for most progressive character
>>63226483
>>63226619
>>63228415
>>63226619
I hate to agree with anybody who spouts 'meme' in every line, but I agree on most parts.
This is just going to be one nostalgia fanfare circlejerk designed to invoke MEMORIES of the first trilogy, not to invoke the same feelings it did.
The whole time its just going to be saying "Look how Star Wars everything is! Woweee! Fuck you, you like it! Wookies! TIE Fighters! X-Wings!! STORM TROOPERS FUCK YOU! EAT IT AND CHOKE ON IT!"
>>63230409
>>63226483
>>63226619
>>63228415
trying too hard to fit in
>>63229755
This chick does a great impression at :13 in the vid.
"Turn to the right."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoXJKArYi1g
It's when chicks try to deepen their voice to sound more masculine and authoritative.....which just comes off as fucking comedy. Like a little girl imitating a man.
>>63230004
Chicks have consistently demonstrated, over time, that they are far less likely to make leadership decisions that have a beneficial impact on society, as a whole, if it discriminates against females. Men, on the other hand, have proven over time to be just the opposite, and are far more likely to discriminate against themselves for the benefit of society. When men can't meet a standard, men say "tough shit", when women can't meet a standard, females cry discrimination and try to lower the standard.
In short, female "leaders" suck, are far more selfish than men, and should never be elected to anything even resembling a position of social importance.
>JJ
>memorable
It's literally impossible
>>63231958
Literally correct: the post
>>63228460
>>63230114
allar akabr to you!
guys this is shaping up to be the BEST star wars film ever. are you hype? we got the black love interest. we got the stronk tall fem woman who will kick ass. We got the lead female,
we literallu just need a cuk and then the magic is all there!! just like in the orginals.
>>63230784
shhhhh it'd be REDDIT to not anti-hype.
>>63226256
6′ 3″
>>63232391
how can you be actually excited about this film though.
>>63232216
nigger
>>63226256
>has a shiny chrome blaster rifle
anyone else pissed that all the weapons have white decals? it makes them look retarded and goofy
>>63232533
gotta appeal to those ifan demographics for toy sales. its got to look good next to your ipad and imac
baka at this kike JJ thinking he can create his own boba fett .. Not only is he a faggot for even attempting this, but to do it with a women? Fuck you JJ you 4 eyed kike twat
>>63226256
>Captain Phasma
Because she's a captain who has a gun that shoots plasma
Honestly I think Lucas secretly wrote this.
>>63233545
According to concept art Snoke is a Snake, so the poetry is definitely still there.
>>63233545
Thd joke in that image is forced as fuck. Whoever made that triedtried way too hard to make a joke that just wasn't there.
>>63226256
The fact that he cast a GoT actor in a major motion picture, should tell you everything you need to know about what kind of man JJ is.
I am not looking forward to this movie.
>>63226483
>He wasn't meant to be, but he was.
>Toy commercial movie just accidentally made cool green ranger mercenary character with missile jetpack
>>63233545
That pic got annoying halfway through. Also why does everyone think Darth Vader = Dark Father? It doesn't
>>63233797
Bobba fett was created for the star wars holiday special. I doubt he was meant to be bigger than every other character combined during the 80's
>>63228644
>she talks like an emotionless computer voice
That's actually pretty cool.
Gwendoline Christie is a fairly attractive woman. Not smoking hot, but attractive enough that they need to stop putting her roles where her character is super butch and encased in armor all the time.
>>63226256
she's a big girl
>>63233819
The movie pitch perfect has a scene where a character explains she knew vader was Luke's father because vader is dutch for father, or something like that, afterwards people started claiming they too saw through the deception because "Vader is dutch for father, so I just put two and two together...". Anyway, its just Reddit level "Le enlightened contrarian" bullshit, as Vader was originally conceived as a separate character from anakin in a new hope. Shit like this gets me angry, George Lucas didn't name Vader after some eurofag word for father.
I don't even care about Jew Wars, Gwen is my amazon waifu and I can't wait for the inevitable rule 34
>>63226511
>baneposting is now being used for critical analysis
>>63234082
>g'dammit, do I have to do everything around here /tv/
for you...
