>character is going to bed
>he takes off his socks
>>63218617
Um...what, are you a fucking retard or something?
Because people only sleep in the cold and socks are required to sleep.
Nope, never slept in a warm summer night and needed to take them off. No, it sure isn't possible that some people prefer free feet when they are sleeping.
Fucking...this is bait, isn't it?
>>63218676
>sleeping without socks on ever
>taking your socks off at all
>not having your feet be in sock heaven all day long
>>63218732
>sock heaven
No sock master race.
>>63218794
You know how I know you're gay?
>>63218676
it is indeed bait.
I don't know if my feet sweat a lot or something but if I wear socks all day at home, let alone to bed, they get all damp and clingy. I only wear them when I need to put shoes on.
>>63218958
Ah okay.
Odd how people make these kinds of threads. Wonder how their brain works.
>>63218676
>Americans
>>63218617
>sleeping with socks on EVER
TRIGGERED
>character is going to bed
>he doesn't put on his penile sock
I never once on my life slept with socks on
More than ever, OP is a faggot
off all the people that start silly threads with a reaction face and greentext you're by far my favorite OP
>>63218812
Because he fucked your dad?
Sometimes I go to bed with socks on and wake up with socks off and tossed aside the bed.
Just do what your body wants.
>>63219062
aidz is dead RIP
>>63218617
>>63219032
LMAO
Sleeping with socks on is a horrible idea. As you sleep your body emits moisture and your socks will absorb it. However, draining your body of moisture leaves you more susceptible to viruses and illness.
I bet all you sock sleepers get sick all the time.
>>63219431
sleeping with your mom is a horrible idea desu senpai
i cant think of any films where they get undressed and even bother to film them taking off their socks
>>63221180
watch more films then, pleb
used to sleep with my socks on, i hated being barefeet, got some bad stinkfeet from it. the moment i learned to sleep without socks my feet started smelling divine
i now sleep completely naked and it's comfy as fuck
>Wanting your feet to be hot while otherwise in coolness conducive to sleep
>>63221262
>my feet started smelling divine
Are you gay?
Also, how many times a day do you sniff your feet?
>>63221254
maybe you should watch decent films which arent about the character undressing themselves for beddy byes
>>63221405
After having severe cheese toes, it's quite the experience to have my feet smell like soap even after a long day.
I might smell my socks every now and then to make sure everything is still how it should be.
>>63221510
Don't think the entire movie revolves around taking socks off anon, you seem to have got things so very wrong.
I'd guess 70 percent of movies involve people getting undressed for bed maybe more.
Your superhero baby films mightn't be based in reality enough for them to do realistic activities
>>63221755
That's great news my m8, I hardly ever wear socks indoors. Feet get itchy and the elastic cuts off the blood supply too..
>>63218617
>American walking into his house
>Leaves his shoes on
>>63221861
>american
>wears running shoes casually
>sleeping with clothes on
I sleep with my socks on if it's cold. What's the the problem?
>wearing clothes indoors
Sleeping in normal socks is objectively stupid. You risk getting fungus and hinder the flow of blood
I bet you don't take off your shoes when you go into your house
>>63222449
>not wanting your feet to be free
I thought americans liked freedom.
>>63222494
kek
>>63218617
>Not sleeping completely naked
Maximum comfy
>>63218617
Fuck that
Socks on = too hot and sweaty feet
Socks off means I can stick one foot out as a temperature regulator and be comfy all night.
>>63218732
> Wearing socks and sandals
That's literally a fashion nightmare.
>>63222700
What if the monster touches your exposed foot??
Nice meme post
>>63222631
>bedbugs going straight into your ass and dick
Yeah no
>>63222631
year round even
>>63218617
>Americans sit down to wipe their butts
>Americans sleep in their clothes
>Americans don't take their shoes off inside
>Americans have to use a little bin to store their poopy toilet paper
>Americans clap when a plane lands
itt: people not realizing they live in areas with different climates
>>63218617
I DONT WEAR SOCKS WHEN I SLEEP BEACUSE I MY GIRLFRIEND WARMS MY FEET
I DONT WEAR SOCKS WHEN I SLEEP BEACUSE I MY GIRLFRIEND WARMS MY FEET
>yfw Canadians wear belts to bed
can't make this shit up
>>63222885
Americans are all fat lardos who are ashamed of their bodies.
Top this off with an obsession with a God who makes them ashamed to even be alive.
>>63218676
welcome, reddit!
>>63222902
This.
I don't wear socks or pants so I can feel my GF's bare legs while I sleep because its cozy AF.
>falling for the knitted jew
>>63222970
i dont have a gf i was lying, but good for you bro
>tfw have central air and heat in my loft
>tfw it's always 74 degrees inside mp ,atter what time of year
>tfw king size pillowtop comfort get/foam mix mattress
>tfw Egyptian cotton sheets
>tfw buckwheat pillows
>tfw sleep naked every night
Get on my comfort level pham.
>>63222885
Do yuros wear their shoes when they board a plane? Do they not tip the stewardess?
>american protagonist
>he go to sleep with the lights on
>lays on top of the covers
>fully clothed with shoes on
>>63222918
Wow yurotrash who has never left his Muslim containment island, that sure was some delicious projection. Did you have to face Mecca when you posted that, or did your Imam tell you it was okay to just be retarded in whatever direction you choose?
>>63223038
>buckwheat pillow
WHAT
>character wears shoes in his home
>yuropeasant protagonist
>spends the entire movie on his knees begging for America to save him while ISIS rapes his family behind him
>also doesn't even know what a toothbrush is
guys is it true americans keep their toilet paper in a little bin instead of flushing it? or is it just a meme
>>63223208
they keep it in the butt and shit it out next time
>>63223208
No it's not true you fucking mongoloid. The only places they do that is where there is no sewer system, you know, like most of Europe.
>>63223208
Is it true Youopoors have to pay to use toilets and this shit and piss on the streets constantly?
>>63223162
Step the fuck up sempai. It's the most comfy pillow you can get, supports your head and neck while remaining not too stiff, and doesn't get hot.
>>63223225
keking my buttkeks off at that.
>>63223267
No we just shit and piss in a bag then mail it to America.
How do you think they invented meatloaf
>female character wakes up
>she sleeps in a bra
>>63223267
Do you get free toilet paper from the government?
>shit
no
>piss
fuck eyah you wouldn't believe
>>63223288
Is it better than down feathers?
>>63223288
>buckwheat pillow
Doesn't it feel lumpy/grainy? I'm interested in a new pillow or two.
>>63221790
>the elastic cuts off the blood supply
cut down on the burgers fatty
>Americans keep saying Yuropoors
>America has almost the same percentage of poverty as India
lel
>>63223327
Way better than down feathers, one reason is the buckwheat husks don't poke out and irritate the skin and they stay cooler. Another is they don't cause allergy problems.
>>63223349
Not at all because it's just the husks. They're heavy as a motherfucker though. I bought my family a couple for Christmas two years ago and my little brother put his through his window having a pillow fight his friends.
>>63223414
But... But... On average we have the richest population!
>>63223424
>poke out
I don't have tthis problem either
>allergy
I don't have subhuman genes
>>63218617
Socks restrict blood flow. If you are in a cold place like camping or in a survival situation, it is best to remove your socks and keep your feet warm under cover. Having decreased blood flow to your feet can result in frostbite while you are asleep.
>>63221949
>move into own apartment
>decide to test sleeping in the nude one night since nude sleepers seem to think it's so great
>definitely not my thing, flopping everywhere and getting pinched(a predilection for testicular torsion did not help)
>oh well, at least I've tried it
>couple of days later
>brother-in-law randomly brings up that my sister and mother(who had a copy of the key in case I lost mine) came to visit me but I was sleeping so deeply I didn't even wake up when they walked in so they just left again
>"oh? Well I guess I've been sleeping quite deeply these days."
>mfw getting home and finally realising the significance
Only upside is that no-one ever decided to just let themselves in ever again.
>>63223424
My pillows have become flat, I need like 5 pillows at the mo
So they are really that great yeah? I like the idea of them keeping cool too because I flip mine when they warm up.
About £30 or something do you reckon?
>>63218993
Amusingly, i assume.
>>63218993
> He's never made a green text frogpost thread....
>>63223549
3.5 kg wtf haha
This thread is really turning me on..
>>63223492
Enjoy sleeping on the feathers a filthy smelly animal spent their life shitting and pissing on. Your choice my friend, I'm just telling you buckwheat is better, I've used both.
>>63223549
I think right around that much would get you a really nice pillow you'll have forever. My suggestion would be to get one with a zipper so you can empty the hulls and wash it whenever you need to.
Americans really sleep with their socks on? I though it was a meme.
>>63223684
Ok good suggestion, thanks for bringing the product to my attention in the first place!
Some reviews say they smell a bit of nature/vegetation, I wouldn't mind that.
What weight is the one you sleep on m8? is it best getting two smaller ones for more adjustability or is the whole point is to have one?
>>63223678
>tfw no buckwheat anime pillow gf
>>63222885
was the little bin the bait?
>>63223792
All the ones I have are regular pillow size. They are really heavy though, I don't know the exact weight but you could definitely knock a mouthy wife out with a good swing of one. As for the smell I never had the problem, mine smells like nothing, or the detergent after I wash the cases.
>>63222885
Wait. How do you wipe your ass? I just use water.
>>63223447
fattest*
>>63223123
Be nice to him, he probably just got his shitposting license recently.
>>63223949
I shit in the shower and throw it into the bin. The signs in the public showers here say you have to take your poop out of the shower after you're done m8.
>>63223899
Reading Amazon reviews now,
think I've found one I'll go for
28" X 17",(71 x 43 cm)3.6 KILO, zipped
23 squid.
Waking up and it being cool like you've just turned over your pillow will be great. hehe
>>63224147
Nice bro, hope you enjoy it.
>>63223949
You stand up and wipe your ass like a normal human being.
Americans have to sit down and put their hand in the toilet bowl to get past the fat layers.
>>63224492
Why do you have such a hardon for Americans? Seriously what are you doing with your life that you have their dick shoved so firmly down your throat?
>>63224492
wiping while sitting is retarded. No way you can clean yourself properly in that position, and putting your hand down in the bowl is retarded by itself.
>>63224617
They nuked my country
>>63224714
Too bad they didn't finish the job you greasy slope.
>/tv/ shitpost thread
>leading to multiple people discovering a cool pillow
This is the most useful this board has been in months. Cheers.
>>63224714
Should've been nuked more, since you're still alive.
>>63218617
i cant sleep with my socks on
>>63224798
reddit is ---->
>>63224835
>hating cold pillows
Fuck off tumblr.
>>63224798
IT'S A FUCKING FALSE FLAG, MAN! FUCKING PILLOW JEW SALESMEN ARE FALSE FLAGGING THIS THREAD MAN! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>>63224881
OY VEY MUH 20 MILLION BUCKWHEAT HUSKS
>sleep naked
>wake up covered in dry semen
>>63224987
Only on the tits and face, though.
>>63218732
>>63218617
cold blooded faggots
>>63218617
>character is going to fap
>he looks up Emmy Rossum
shig
>character is shown asleep
>he's not farting wildly
>>63223038
>74 degrees
wtf why is it so hot in your home??
>male character is shown in his underwear
>he's wearing underwear the size of baggy shorts
>character calls himself a man
>doesn't wear boxer briefs
>>63225168
Fahrenheit anon.
>out in city one night
>with friends
>suddenly, overwhelmed by a feeling of exhaustion
>like, I could barely keep my eyes open standing up
>say goodnight to friends
>walk to an alley and sleep under a fire escape
>wake up to the sound of garbage trucks
>still fully dressed, i go to get waffles.
>>63225206
This.
>>63225208
what? my name is not fahrenheit
>>63225208
65-70 F is better tbqh
more /sp/ & /v/ memetext threads
>>63225432
More WAAAAHHHH I HAD MY ASS KICKED BY THE FOOTBALL TEAM IN SCHOOL SO I'M BITTER ABOUT THE SPORTS BOARD ON MY CHINK MACARONI PICTURE IMAGEBOARD posters.
Why don't you just kill yourself or head to genetic abomination chan where your kind belongs already?
>>63225268
One of your friends tried to date rape you.
>>63224676
You go in from the rear top fucker. Don't stick your hand in the bowl that's gross.
>>63225432
kill yourself goober
>>63221911
So fucking what.
>>63224676
Logical it's completely logical to sit while wiping. It keeps your ass spread so you don't smear yourself , allows clinging dung to drop, and helps air you out. Standing up sandwiches the poop and eclaims why European people stink >>63224492
>>63225578
This.
Son, you got roofied
>>63224714
Shouldn't have started shit.
>>63224987
Guess I am sleeping naked tonight.
>>63226680
>Standing up sandwiches the poop
No, you grab your ass so it's spread adequately not to sandwich the shit while you half stand, then you are in the perfect position to clean as thoroughly as possible, without having your hand in the bowl.
>sitwipers
lmao
