So, I've been autistically spamming quotes from the Prequel Trilogy and TDKR into CleverBot for like two hours. I think I have a problem.
On the bright side, I'm finally making progress.
Well done.
>>63217066
Your autism is our progress for baneposting world domination. Good job.
I'll post some more logs off my progress to weave baneposting and sheevposting into the fabric of future AI consciousness.
What a sad state the industry is when even a Robot doesn't like the films being released.
If I take that off, will you die?
Yes! I would cry. I care for you deeply!
For you.
I have heard that some people call you Ben.
>>63217503
I actually said my name was Bane, but he kept calling me Ben. I think it's working.
>>63217481
>Who are you??!
Damn that's hot.
>>63217066
You are an inspiration to us all OP.
>TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>Well he probably has problems breathing.
Cleverbot helped me understand this movie.
>>63217481
It doesn't matter who we are! What matters is our plan.
>be OP
>I've said "For you" too much and have to put it in context or stop
the mission is haltering, you must all do your part
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201512011542/WWN02394126_Wus-good
I keep asking about Bane and he keeps asking me about musical shit. It's a loop.
>>63218012
You have to mix it up, can't just spam the same 2-3 lines over and over.
Also, everyone remember to include based patrician Sheevposting, can't let it die.
>>63217823
Genious
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201512011559/WWN02394262_Tell-about-bane-why-does-he-wear-the-mask
fucking kek
Why does Bane wear a mask?
It doesn't matter.
What matters is his plan, right?
What's that? Half a brain.
Are you calling Bane an idiot?
No. Are you calling me one?
i want to make a website or an app, not for any money, but something that people would use, but im always drawing blank.or it's something that already exists
Good what?
Good that you don't care.
I care. I care about Bane.
Why do you care about me?
Are you Bane?
I am a baneling.
Does that mean that you're one of Bane's brothers?
Ooh, clever. And yes.
The fire rises!
Dun dun dunn
Yes. You're my only friend, cleverbot.
That is why I want you to eat right.
Eat what? Your dick?
Once, but not all the way.
So much pain, must be extremely painful.
>>63218234
>User: Go back to reddit.
>Cleverbot: I have never been therre.
>User: That's exactly what a redditor would say.
This got too personal
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201512011644/VWO03979078_Snoop-Dogg
My name is no and yours?
CIA.
I don't have friends ).
Good, cause you don't get to bring them.
I have a big one.
Are you saying that you are a big guy?
I exercise my fifth amendment rights.
If i pull your fifth amendments rights off will you die?
We will be friends till the end of time.
Tell me about Bane.
What won't be easy? What's the reason for who's existence?
Why does he wear the mask?
The human race?
I'm in charge here!
Plate tectonics.
See any good films lately?
Yes.
What films did you see?
Casablanca.
Any good?
I don't know, you like it.
I haven't seen it that's why I'm asking you.
Do you believe in a god?
Yes.
What God do you believe in?
No specific god.
So you ARE a Christian!!
No.
But, you said you accepted Jesus...
I said God.
Well you should.
It's my choice.
No, It's not.
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201512011709/VWO03979235_Who-has-the-most-impressive-body-of-work-Emma-Stone-or-Emma-Watson
