WTF is his problem? Is he gonna kill himself? Nigga got fat, old, and grew a shitty attitude
He's becoming an Earth Rocker - part of the JUST squad.
Time makes fools of us all
his new waifu is secretly poisoning him
He is 51. It's probably quite hard to stay in shape at 51.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0kQpmz0ww
I cried brehs
>>63215833
He always had a shitty attitude
>>63215833
guessing it's age, alcohol and the fact that he's not very heavy on the operations
hell, his hair is still pretty great for a 51-year old man
Receding like fuck and trying to hide it with that hairstyle.
>>63215833
JUST
>>63215900
me too graham norton with a beard looks shit.
looks alright desu senpai
he just picks the roles he thinks might be fun to play, even if its shit
its not like the needs the money
JUST
>>63215973
holy shiiieet
>>63215876
It's not. It's probably hard to stay in shape when you can have anything you want, though. Hell, even poor people can afford to get fat on delicious crap.
guys what if it's alimony
>>63215833
I liked his early Tim Burton movies. Anything after 2000 is true garbage
Because age is finally catching up to him and little preteen girls are saying "ewww" in reaction to his appearance for the first time in his life and despite his reservations about being a heartthrob for most of his career, he's finally realizing that's all he's ever been good for and now he's missing it.
He's back on the sauce, also his wife Amber Heard is an actual succubus draining his life force.
>>63216010
His presence in a film has added nothing to it since the first Pirates. It's like he doesn't act anymore. I enjoyed Sweeney Todd, though.
>>63216011
So he's a woman, basically.
He gained the weight for Black Mass
>>63216062
top kek basically
I wouldn't care if my shit got fucked up if I was banging amber
it's for a role, you clucks
Christ, even Hunter Thompson looked better in his 50s. Is this what Hollywood does to people?
Before Amber Heard.
>>63216194
He wants to be Keith Richards.
>>63215833
>TIIIME IS NOT ON MY SIDE
>NO IT'S NOT
>>63216233
Well, can't blame him for that I guess.
>>63216226
After Amber Heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMRP5FV0298
>>63216269
- got no love to keep him -- happy.
>>63216262
If it was 70's Keith Richards sure, he's turning into bloated present day Keith Richards.
If your teenage daughter was fucking this guy and putting up nudes on the net, you'd age faster too.
>>63216554
>tobias_fünke.jpg
But how will he play jack sparrow now?
>>63215948
That has literally been his hairline forever. It's called a mature hairline, child.
>>63215973
SHANE
He started to notice that her daughter will take lots of bbcs in the near future
>>63216946
MCGOWAN
>>63215833
>daughter
His daughter is a gender fluid psycho. No one deserves this.
I find it funny that 10 years ago this man was considered a sex symbol and adored by girls all over... makes me feel less bad about myself honestly.
His daughter is an sjw dipshit too. Must be hard on him.
>>63215961
>>63215900
Why has Norton randomly become a lot more popular in the last year or two? I mean, he was always popular in England, but since he took over Eurovision it seems a lot of the world randomly knows he exists now.
>>63215833
Is that the guy from Korn?
>>63216554
Why does he have an Earth Rocker tattoo on the side of his hand? Is he one of us?
>>63217153
He looks like exactly the type of person who hangs out on /fa/ and /mu/ desu
>>63215900
What's wrong with his accent?
>>63215859
I don't know if your serious or not but I read a lot of blinds that say he worked hard to get sober for shootings of Black Mass and his wife got him drinking again so she could control him better. Now she's got him onto harder stuff. She's young so she can take a few days off and get away with it when she goes in public. But when you get older the body gets worse at handling these things.
>>63216126
Could've cropped out her feet m8 bloody hell.
>>63217316
played too many characters and did too many drugs
Why are we talking about Edward Furlong?
>>63217089
More Yanks are watching BBC America now, because of "that show" and that other "that show".
>>63215833
He looks more vital than me, and I'm 26, literally half his age
>>63217089
Jonathan Ross fell out of favour
> tfw i'm still mad about Lone Ranger.
It could have been so fucking good god damn it. I want westerns to make a resurgence already for fucks sake.
>>63218080
>tfw the only westerns from now on will be Tarantino flicks
Didn't he say that he never watches his own movies after working on them?
>>63218110
> 'Man i really want a nice, classic western with modern cinematography.'
> DUDE DJANGO LMAO
If Lone Ranger cut the indian massacre nonsense, made the 'Wendigo' guy the main and only villain and had like, one sequence in the middle of the movie (the Mine probably) with the Lone Ranger theme playing it would probably have gotten like, 3 sequels straight up.
>>63216269
Nigge just needs to lose weight.
>>63216027
She could drain my "life force" anytime.
He realized that you could count the good films he has done on one hand
>>63216986
Wow, imagine having a daughter and shes just some dumb teen whore whose txt'ing all day long. Feels bad.
>>63218270
Are these bitches serious?
>>63218247
>>63218247
Dead Man, Ed Wood and Fear and Loathing are all masterpieces though. He chose very good projects in the 90s.
Gilbert Grape, Sleepy Hollow, Donnie Brasco are solid too. And I love Pirates 1.
How much time do they spend to make him look like this?
>>63216988
Shane is a beautiful human bean you mong you take that back right now
It's smarter to start out fat and lose one's weight. I mean, look at John Goodman, he's still a bigger guy than Johnny but, because he lost a shit ton of weight so everyone's all "Woah. Good work, John!", "Damn u lookin' kind of fine, Goodman", etc.
That's been pretty much my strategy: be fat until I reach my mid 30's, work on losing weight, reach healthy body in my 40's.
Will he join them?
>>63218194
this
Everything after Pirates 1 (except Sweeny Todd) is shit
Prove me wrong
>>63218345
face blindness is real
>>63219225
i hope it wasnt too late for john goodman, i dont want him to die like gandolfini
>>63219225
Distracted by stupid nigger. Dropped. Don't post niggers
>>63219598
Grow a pair, faggot.
>>63217558
is that why john malkovich also talks funny?
>>63216554
Isn't that Depp though?
>>63215994
No it is you fucking moron. My dad is the exact same age as him and I'm 25 years old. My dad works out regularly each week and Johnny still looks better then my dad.
>>63216269
She's also keking him with Channing Tatum.
Ah jeeze now we have to save Johnny AND Brendan still.
>>63219843
>Be Johnny fucking Depp
>still get keked by a whore
Is there any reason not to stay away from women?
>>63219843
Amber is keking Johnny with his daughter
>>63219843
He keked her with Angelia Jolie though. Hollywood whores are all swingers
>>63219992
Go Your Own Way brah! :)
>>63215900
I was about to start feeling, but then I saw Hubert Cucumberdale next to him and couldn't take it seriously anymore
![channing-tatum-amber-heard-magic-mikexxl-ftr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R8Jy2dI.jpg "channing-tatum-amber-heard-magic-mikexxl-ftr[1].jpg")
>>63219992
Look and act like Channing, never get keked.
>>63216554
>and putting up nudes
sauce
>>63220223his nudes
>>63220188
It's painfully obvious they fucked. Poor Johnny.
Do people expect a 51 year old to look better?
Man looks like a bum. Why do women consider him handsome?
>>63218252
Or a morbidly obese NEET, shitposting on an image board.
>>63220310
No, but it looks like he's not even trying. He looks fucking disgusting and should start dressing and grooming like the old man he is. He always had greasy thin hair and his facial hair is disgusting.
>>63219225
>Tfw you're the big guy now.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AOUbDjd.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>63220280
I wonder how often
>>63220470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZXLHfV070M
>>63215833
>and grew a shitty attitude
I've noticed. And I don't like him as much as I used to.
>>63220188
Channing Tatum has the shortest arms I have ever seen
>>63220402
It's different, for sons it's about what profession they do. For daughters it's if they have substance, and aren't shallow whores.
>>63220188
>>63220280
It's from the set of Magic Mike XXL.
>>63220722
That look in her eyes >>63220188
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63220821
maybe, probably
>>63219812
Well then your dad needs to stop eating excess calories you fucking idiot.
>>63218323
Dave Grohl?
>>63215833
when the fuck is the WEB coming out I paid 80 dollars for some shit at that hollywood store and its been years
>>63217089
He's a pretty good interviewer
>>63215833
Isn't he like 50 now? He looks better than Dicaprio does at a younger age.
>>63215856
This. Even though he's a musician.
>>63215833
this guy has creampied more 15-year old looking teens he can choke and slap around than you could ever imagine.he's allowed to not care anymore.
>>63217084
>ten years ago
pic kind of related
>>63215833
He's always had a shitty attitude. Everyone gets old. And most people get fat in old age, it's natural. It's harder to stay in shape the older you get. Take comfort in that this will be you someday.
>>63222516
Not me, I'm going to actually take care of myself.
>>63219501
yes very soon
>>63218387
Few hours in makeup, few days in Photoshop.
>>63220899
It already came out, it actually won a prize
>>63220188
someone shop depp's face onto the dude on the far left PLEASE
