>has a giant self-repairing suit of armor that can literally punch the green out of Hulk (one of the strongest being in the MCU)
>uses a cardboard suit from IM3 to fight Captain America (one of the weakest Avengers)
Wow Tony... you only have to call Veronica and the "civil war" would be over in a minute.
![captain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2xfawxg.jpg "captain[1].jpg")
What does the A stand for?
>>63214923
It's capeshit. It doesn't have to make sense. Spergs will watch it and defend it no matter what.
>>63214949
FREEDOM.
STARS AND STRIPES.
>>63214957
Spergs are the ones that nitpick over little shit like the OP's post.
Normal people just want to watch a nice action flick.
>>63214923
>caring about capeshit in this day
I'm someone liked capeshit too, loved it actually, but now it's so fucking boring with the same shit over and over. Who even cares about making sense of the stories now?
>>63214923
the suit is powered by hulk's gamma radiation, he can only use it when hulk is around
>>63214982
Fine, switch it with manchildren then. You get it anyways
>>63215000
checked
>>63214923
How do you people not understand that they don't actually want to kill one another.
>>63215031
Then why not get hulk to help fight?
>>63214949
Here in the uk he is referred to simply as 'the captain' as the A is considered an enemy of Islam.
>>63215142
can't spell c.uck without uk
>>63215134
He's in space with thor
>>63215134
Then you don't need the suit because the captain and bucky die slow painful deaths from radiation poisoning if the hulk doesn't just crush them.
>>63215031
Wait, so the Hulk is just pouring out high-energy ionizing gamma radiation the whole time? Why doesn't everyone have supercancer?
>>63215134
he's busy with black widow
>>63215206
because it's a comic book
>>63215182
wait, really? is kiera knightley there too?
>>63215560
no word yet about hershlag but hulk is definitely going to be in thor 3
>>63215142
Islam: I shitpost in /tv/ while Jamal SLAMs my wife next door.
>>63215142
> Taking America out of Captain America
That's retarded. We don't call Captain Britain "The Captain" in America.
>>63215720
>Captain Britain
>not a paki
>not muslim
>not fat with crooked teeth
>not a closet pedo
why can't blacked widow (with the flabby ass) not just die?
>>63215743
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/05/23/when-captain-britain-became-a-muslim-woman-for-a-couple-of-pages-in-an-alternate-timeline/
Three out of five ain't bad...
>>63215720
>Captain Britain
He isn't a thing in the UK. I doubt anyone here has ever heard of him. Plus, he wouldn't be allowed to have the union flag like that. Would be disrespectful to people from other countries living here.
Any news on when Captain Sweden will join the Avengers?
>>63215809
> Captain of a country.
> Not given any exposure in that country.
What the fuck Marvel. Why make a pandering super hero if you aren't going to use it to pander to the target folks.
>>63214949
Arrogant
>>63215743
>>63215804
>Would be disrespectful to people from other countries living here.
id laugh if my shit hole country wasnt going down the drain after yours
>>63214949
>AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME TONY!
>>63215895
Need to get Captain Canuck first.
>>63215945
>>63215031
>the suit is powered by hulk's gamma radiation, he can only use it when hulk is around
this was never said in A: TAoU
what is your source
>>63215945
came here to post this
>>63215983
>what is your source
my ass
Because Tony could destroy them with the basic suit, he's obviously holding back.
>ARGHHHH TONY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT EASY ON US FOR THE SAKE OF THE MOVIE!!
>AAAAAAAAA HELP ME THOR!
>>63216070
Really? Is your ass published in peer reviewed journal?
Honestly the only reason i can imagine is that the hulk buster is too big and bulky to take out more agile fighters, especially cap and winter soldier who got super human reflexes.
They could also said something about the hulk buster draining the power core more quickly or something along those lines.
>>63216225
poor_little_whiteboy.mov
>>63216141
Why is Thor so fucking strong? In his first movie he was exterminating the Frost Giants all by himself. I laughed when Odin said he was worried about a war with Jotunheim when his son could solo their entire army.
>>63215809
>Plus, he wouldn't be allowed to have the union flag like that. Would be disrespectful to people from other countries living here.
hahaha jesus christ you british people are cuked beyond oblivion
>>63215809
>Plus, he wouldn't be allowed to have the union flag like that. Would be disrespectful to people from other countries living here.
This is German level of kekery.
>>63215031
Complete BS
>>63216325
>Why is Thor so fucking strong?
Probably that whole "being a god" thing.
>MCU likes to play around with a story that's no where near grounded
>makes characters more grounded in reality
>or just makes them too OP
It's really fucking stupid. I just want a film where the bad guys win. I'm sure we'll get that in the infinity wars.
If we're going by MCU logic then yeah you can't use the Hulk Buster. But if we're going by comic logic then everyone would be fucked.
I just want to see Iron Man not dumbed down in stupid fucking ways. I mean this armor is supposed to be fucking made out of some next level jew gold tech. and yet it falls apart like cardboard because why? 1950's "super soldiers" can JUST it up like that?
I'd do some math, but if Captain America can hold a helicopter back from flying like in the trailer, I mean that's fucking, someone do some math, and then put it in the amount of force he could do with his strongest punch over veloci-
actually it doesn't matter. none of this matters, fuck MCU.
>>63215206
>Why doesn't everyone have supercancer?
What the fuck. Did every american on the internet quit school before they were 15?
Gamma radiation has a ridiculously short radius. You have to be almost in contact with the source for significant exposure.
>>63217420
then how can it power the suite?
>>63215031
Whedon pls
>>63214949
It's not an "A". On his planet, it means "hope".
>>63217420
>Gamma radiation has a ridiculously short radius. You have to be almost in contact with the source for significant exposure.
naw bruh, you're the retard. Gamma radiation is EM waves, same as light, but much higher frequency, and accordingly, energy per photon. Shit travels indefinitely until it hits something, and even then it has enough energy to go through like six feet of concrete.
Intensity diminishes with the square of distance like any light source, but if it's intense enough to power a suit of superpowered power armor, it's probably intense enough to liquefy the organs of any living thing in a ten mile radius.
>>63217420
Someone post the gif
>>63214949
france?
>>63217238
Then why were the rest of his gang such pussies?
>>63219676
I have it but I don't want to be banned :-/
>(one of the weakest Avengers)
(You)
>>63219817
i don't think they were gods
i assume they're mythological heroes or something, so they're probably some kind of superhuman, but nowhere near actual god level
>>63220136
"gods" do not exist in the MCU
asgardians are aliens just like the chitauri, the kree and the xandarians
>>63217274
>film where the bad guys win
Don't know about the movie, but the Civil War comic, good and bad was up to interpretation and a lot of people think the "good" side lost
>>63220813
Which side lost?
Ten bucks says the more liberal side one.
>>63214923
It's too slow to fight Cap
>>63214949
Ayúdame, Antonio!
>>63222911
>It's too slow
Did you watch the Age of Ultron at all??
Hulkbuster was fast as fuck fighting Hulk, it had to be.
>>63220214
get your shit together, not even a huge capeshit fan and even I know there are deieties in the MCU.
>>63220136
>soloing some huge ass army
>his hammer gets taken away
>becomes a regular bitch
So basically the hammer is doing all the work
>>63214949
Avenger, idiot.
>>63223052
Originally Thor literally became a regular dude without the hammer too.
>>63222959
And Blonsky was evading the Hulk with an imperfect form of the SSS without real experience at having the abilities like Cap has.
Compared to the Iron Man suit the Hulkbuster is slower and less maneuverable, yes.
>>63215720
There's only one "The Captain" and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
>>63214949
ass
>Hulkbuster is slow
>It will not hit Cpt. Murica and Bucket
Are you telling me, Tony Stock, can't build a Hulkbuster that carries two missiles that can light up an entire building? How bout his laser? Why not just arm himself with a shitload of weapons (non lethal)?
How bout, giant stun guns? Mini-robots.
Ultrons.
>>63223028
no there aren't
MCU =/= Marvel Universe
>>63220813
The Civil War comic was dogshit. It was supposed to be vague, but everyone just acted like an asshole.
>>63220909
Cap's side (the liberal side) "lost".
>>63224671
>The Civil War comic was dogshit
how can one person have such a plebbish taste?
Why doesn't Tony's suit electrocute Cap and Bucky every time they touch (punch) it? That would end the conflict, non-lethally, at the first blow.
>>63214923
A suit like like would get torn apart from insideby ANTS!
>>63219212
underrated post
>>63224719
You like comic books. At that point there are only different tiers of completely fucking retarded.
