So how bad was Linkara's spoof guys? Was there a thread about it on /tv/? Did Latza make a cameo?
>>63212796
Its one of the worst things I've ever seen and it depresses me that he was given 60k to do it.
>>63212796
His spending was shit and actually paid his friends $850 each when he could have hired competent desperate actors who would have done a job
but in reality anyone with a smidgen of professionalism would walk off set
>>63212796
It was mostly Linkara laughing all the way to the bank. He also payed every actor money, which most likely includes himself.
>>63212796
>>63212796
Also a guy from a different web series reported how he and his mates were there to film this shit (Linkara called in a favor from them), and how Linkara was a literally whiny bitch, completely unprofessional but at the very same time bitching about the professionalism of other people - keep in mind that he himself had no shooting schedule and his only commentary as a director was "do the same again but better!"
>>63212796
>costs more than El Mariachi, Primer, Evil Dead, Clerks, and Eraserhead combined
>years of experience
>still much worse
Top kek.
>>63213540
>do the same again but better!"
ah the Nolan technique.
To be frank on this, hes a youtube comic critic who decided to make a film with all knowledge and experience on film coming from Nostalgia Critic
>>63213579
Kevin Smoth was less than that and he did fine. He's not great but he's alright and his first film is neat.
>>63213622
I think he knew about films enough I guess whereas Linkara is living in a dream world
>>63213579
You know what I find really fucking hillarious? All of this Channel Awesome crew came to be because they watched the Nostalgia Critic (which Doug even openly admits). Now that the AVGN has finally fulfilled his decade-old dream of making an AVGN feature film they go out and ape him AGAIN, saying "well if the AVGN does it we can do it as well", complete with their own shitty kickstarter.
Never mind that they had already done some entertaining movie-like shit with the anniversary specials, for them it's always been about an internet-fame arms race with the Angry Video Game Nerd. They're chasing after him to this very day, even though James does what he does not because he wants fame but because he likes what he does.
I find that not just disgusting, but also very, very sad.
>>63212796
>Linkara's spoof
How dare you call linkara's life work a spoof, linkara must have felt a sharp pain when you made this thread.
>>63213568
>El Mariachi, Primer, Evil Dead, Clerks, and Eraserhead
Those are all really really good movies that show how talented a person is.
Do we have any screenshots or webms to show how bad it is?
I don't want to actually watch it..
>>63213692
James cares so little about them but is still nice to them. Compared to them he seems like a really cool and nice guywhy are the CA guys all assholes?.
Too bad rewatching old AVGN is a cringefest.
>>63214129
this
>Linkara's spoof
>more like
>Linkara's a poof
>>63214133
I do like it actually. I don't look at it like "it has to meet modern standards", but more like "these are short films of a guy who, back then, had maybe a few thousand viewers"
I barely know anything about Linkara but I watched this and I'm so confused? Why is it a sci-fi adventure film? Why is it so serious? Why did he write himself as the coolest fucking guy who's always right no matter the situation? This is beyond autism.
>>63214154
More like Linkara's a nasty cockslut
>>63212796
are you in love with that guy or why are you spamming him 24/7?
>>63214129
I would hope there are some cringeworthy gifs of his talented work.
>>63214179
His show has always been like this, and to be honest, it's what his real personality is like as wel. He's "become the mask", if you will.
>>63212796
Remember when we discovered he likes trannies and BBC?
Why is this called 'Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie?'. It doesn't have anything to do with his review show. Space Cop isn't called 'RLM The Movie'
>>63214298
>remember when
We never forget.
>>63214311
His ego is supernova levels. His sycophantic fans just make it even worse.
>>63214311
Linkara apparently has a complex storyline and lore going with his reviews, in which he has a spaceship or some shit and fights super evil aliens as a power ranger. And it's 100% serious.
Yeah.
>thought he was 35
>he's 28
I'm not sure to feel relief because he's not THAT old and started doong this when he was old, or feel really bad because holy shit he's 28 and this is his life and he looks snd acts like this.
I AM A MUUARN
>inb4 non of us have made a film
Maybe I will and it'll be much better shit than this
>>63214395
Just film yourself jacking off to baloon fetish porn and it will be better than this shit fest.
>>63214311
The bland title notwithstanding, I always say, if I was at all into story lines, there's no doubt Lewis does the best ones. That's why I don't stop watching when his videos go in that direction. He masters comic book plotting. This builds on To Boldly Flee, you really have to have watched it and at least some of the show to follow along... and throughout this, I will be comparing the two. As far as movies of Treks to Stars go, this is not just Search for Spock with various Star Wars films thrown in, albeit it does resemble The Motion Picture, and nothing ever should.
This is to a greater extent about people, characters, and they have better arcs. It helps that it greatly limits how many TGWTG people he brought. Well, for the ride itself. Back on Earth, a number of them do get cameos. Their personas are all captured equally as well, and they're both chock full of references to their various fandoms and bodies of work. And this is actually feminist! Every women here has her own voice, is strong, in control of her own life, and isn't an object, heck, isn't sexualized at all. Simply because there's no reason for that to be in this. We have a far scarier, creepier villain, because he's taken seriously.
There are also stronger emotional performances and scenes, that, like the exciting action, is never undercut by an insistence on always being funny. There's depth where you wouldn't think there would be. It gets existentialist. This explores themes of the scope of what's going on, comparing it to their regular lives, and, as per Mr. Lovhaug's deeper stuff, it's smartly written, intelligent, not preachy, honest and self-analyzing. Honestly, especially early on, some of the jokes in this are dry, he left too much of his wit behind in the reviews themselves. Near the end, he joins a select club of especially awesome people. It's faster, more intense. Again we get great, cool FX, make-up and designs.
A solid 8/10
>>63214311
Oh, his reviews have "plots". Someone on youtube has made compilations of these "plots" and in total they amount to around 10 hours or so.
>>63214311
1.- He is an idiot
2.- He is cashing in on the success of his show
3.- Lack of talent or imagination
>>63214412
Get the fuck out of here, Linkara, adult man children are trying to have a discussion here!
>>63214154
More like he is a poopy poofer
>>63214179
He's child, it's like when you're 7 years old and you watch Rambo 2, Conan and He-man and you pretend you're all those characters in one person and call all the other kids weakling peasants.
>>63214418
>mfw I watched them all in the eggkara stream
>>63214412
I'm not sure if you're for real but you disgust me, and linkara basically made Mars gurl jerk him off during the entire video.
>>63214418
people on youtube are really bored
>>63214418
How deep do the plots go?
>>63214677
How do the deep plots go? I've only seen the one with Silent Hill. I need to know the essential Linkara lore in order to better understand the movie.
>>63214395
In case you aren't aware, "I AM A MAAAYAN!" is his catchphrase from the show. It came from a comic book he reviewed one time and it became a running gag.
>>63214707
>>63214770
Deepplotsmind
>>63214794
makes a lot more sense now, thanks. It seemed like he had a spaz moment
>>63214770
2deep4me
http://at4wplotguide.tumblr.com/
>>63214677
>mfw I watched them with you
>>63212796
I kind of want to see a big budget making of
anyone have the video of that absolute madman that ran down doge during his break at a convention and pops out from a stair well
"Nostalgia Critic! nnyeh nnyeh, i'm your biggest fan! nnyeh nnyeh..."
I want to see it.
>>63214884
I know the one.
Latza honest to god seems more competent behind a camera than Linkara and his 60k budget
Anybody going to watch AVGN's new movie Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde the game the movie?the trailer was better than the entire avgn movie
>>63214958
It's just a trailer. He's not making a whole movie.
>>63214908
>too gutless to just keep walking
>>63214958
It's not gonna happen as a movie, the trailer is enough (and kinda funny desu).
>>63214985
He's thinking about the 17 cents of google ad bucks he'll lose if he doesn't pander to the guy.
>>63214973
>>63214994
god fucking dammit
All of these reviewers movies suck so hard anyway, and they all treat themselves completely seriously like its some sort of ego stroking festival.
>>63214884
>>63214985
He was just too flabbergasted from meeting someone with more autism than himself
>>63214678
>linkara basically made Mars gurl jerk him off during the entire video.
then he has lived a better life then me already, because I would do the same.
"and then Kaylyn, you become overwhelmed with emotion and proceed to hug me...yes I am in a sitting position so I will be between you ti-chest. I am THE DIRRRECTORR! YOU WILL OBEY!"
>>63215063
seeing this video made me develop a slight pity for him.
>>63215068
>I am THE DIRRRECTORR! YOU WILL OBEY!
It's very easy to read that in Linkara's voice, but I find it hard to believe he could be turned on by an actual woman.
>>63215101
Me too, he is forever trapped in the role of an autistic butt monkey for the entertainment of other autists, he married a whale with some kind of facial paresis and doesn't have any talent in what he decided to make his career out of
>>63212796
>A grounded, realistic biopic of a man on the internet who reviews comic books.
>A grounded, realistic biopic of a man on the internet who reviews comic books.
>A grounded, realistic biopic of a man on the internet who reviews comic books.
>>63215137
It's pointless to intervene. Just let him do his thing.
>>63215101
he chose the career of enabling autistic nerds to be more expressive
>>63215147
If Linkara ever shoot up a school or does something truly outrageous we might see a biopic of him eventually
>>63215179
Link please.
>>63215198
>I always get so anxious when I don't get responses.
>2015
I'm convinced he has some sort of learning disability.
Is there a safe link that won't give him money like the TGWTG page?
Do you think Linkara billed himself as Mecha-Kara, Harvey and 90's Kid and got triple the pay?
>>63215110
Someone posted an interesting analysis of Linkara's psyche this weekend that stated he's actually straight, but just so insecure around womdn he can only deal with them if they have a dick because that's what he understands and is familiar with (the other anon was a bit more in depth).
>>63215298
also as the clown, and Linksano.
>>63215237
I'm trying my hardest to find that video again but it's gone
please don't tell me it's been deleted
>>63215393
There's definitely a mirror up. It was in the eggkara stream yesterday
Here we go lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s
>>63214362
I like how Jon is basically the successful byproduct of all this channel awesome/avgn shit
>>63215510
Thanks very much, anon.
>>63215510
I've never sat through the entire thing before from start to finish
holy shit thats rough
>>63215198
I can't believe the greatest alumni Columbia ever had isn't more popular.
>>63214794
>long running inside joke where a nasty cock slut 'ironically' declares his masculinity over and over again
>as a joke haha
>I didn't choose to make it my catchphrase it's just you know a joke that happened for no reason haha
>>63212796
>So how bad was Linkara's spoof guys?
What the fuck was he spoofing? It was absolutely a serious attempt at him writing his super special sci fi epic
>>63215510
Doug's being pretty nice in this video, talking to such a major sperg for such a long time. He must have been so uncomfortable.
>>63215510
I thought we were all referring to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCpzRV2oPk8
>where the smeg d'ya go?
>>63215510
Hi, Doug. I'm your biggest fan. I want to be just like you. Remember when we met in Denver, you said you'd do a cameo in my own webshow. I'm your biggest fan.
>>63215685
That's the most autistic thing I've ever seen. What was inside the case?
>SIXTY
>THOUSAND
>DOLLARS
>>63215674
This is the type of 'spoof' where a person is incapable of making something real and genuine so they claim the incompetence of the project is meant to 'mock' things that are well made. Instead of committing to being a dorky home movie they insist their work is an intelligent criticism of well-designed and produced work, implicitly saying there is a problem with well-made things.
Also see: Peter Coffin's 'parodies' and 'satire'
>>63215802
>He paid the prop team thousands of dollars to stick some flexible hose and tin cans onto a model skeleton and spray paint it chrome
>>63215845
YOU WANT SIX MIRRION DORRAR? TO BAD! HERE BOMB! FUK U!
>>63215685
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCpzRV2oPk8
I was talking about this one, Thank you anon,
>>63215616
>implying he's the greatest Columbia alumni
That honor still goes to Third Reich Mike.
>>63215685
I'd say this was fake. If I didn't know any better
>>63215794
i think it was pic related because I vaguely rememberback when I actually watched douge's shitthat the gimmick was that dog screamed at this face.
Do you get it?
He sees this face and then he screams.
>>63216023
the only thing I liked about the original NC was this
>"Why it's Mr Pupy! Hi there Mr Pup-OH MY GOD A GORILLA! AAAAHHH!"
>>63215868
>SIX MIRRION
Oy vey.
>>63215510
Holy fuck that GET ME OUT OF HERE motion he makes to his friend before the guy starts talking.
I like how he saved the word fuck just for the movie. Makes it feel special and well worth the wait.
>>63214908
>>63217837
Why do people say he wanted to end the conversation and leave? This is how people act when they interact with another human being and how they look when they listen to someone else talking. But this is /tv/ and I wouldn't expect anyone to have any experience with that here.
>>63217837
Link to the video?
>>63215802
It wouldn't look so bad under ultra low budget standards if it wasn't for the tin cans
>>63215685
I don't fucking know who is more autistic here.
>>63220257
PROTIP:It's you
>>63220288
The doctor told me that it'd be kept private.
>>63215802
>"movie" starts with Linkara wondering about what he's doing with his life
>promptly gets ignored in favour of fighting the ORIGINAL TER...ROBOT, DO NOT STEAL with a boatload of monologues thrown in
Bravo, Lewis
>>63214884
>>63217837
Anyone have the video when some guy comes up to him and rob or someone while they're eating lunch at a con?
>>63222505
Over here >>63215871
>>63222505
whoops it was already posted
my bad
>>63215871
oh fuck I could barely finish it, the cringe is unbearable oh fuggg
>>63217976
yeah because you would be perfectly okay to listen to that sperg for so long
Doesn't Linkara have a thing against drunks or drinking? Why is he pretending to be drunk in his shitty movie?
In fact. I'm still struggling to comprehend how a reviewer can have a complicated storyline about reviewing things to the point of having a movie. What the fuck?
I didn't know that Henry Rollins was co-starring this soon to be classic of epic internet reviewers
>>63214395
>mfw I have
Although I don't watch Linkara's stuff, I just come for the memes.
Is op pic an egg with Linkaras face shopped onto it?
It gets so fucking serious its hilarious.
Part 3 involves them having discussions about the acceptance of death, and whether or not linkara should want to die rather than experiencing this much 'danger' so often.
There are about 3 or 4 long discussions about moral debates in part 3 alone. No humour, just monologuing
>>63215888
Are you not aware of /pol/ Latza?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35zj93o8awI
>>63224152
>sharpie markers for the cyborg implants
>>63215871
Holy fuck, I don't know how I could interact with that guy without cringing sp much, good on Doug for not ripping that guy to shreds.
People still watch this?
>All that money going to a shitty set
>Flying his buddies over to film scenes
>No money went towards upgrading lighting or camera equipment
>Getting $60k and not buying a fucking tripod
AYYY
>>63215198
>>63214179
He's a poopy puffer who doesn't comedy.
>tfw I just watched the "best" part of the movie
>no colour correction so everything has this naseating temperature
>every shot is moving around everywhere since they didn't get a tripod
>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
>other reviewers don't even bother trying at all
>Linkara plays like 5 characters so you better like his lips and his stupid face
>MUH SET isn't even that impressive when it's shot and lit completely wrong and looks flat and might as well just have been greenscreen
I mean seriously, I get these idiots are by no means professional at all but at least have standards.
>>63224527
$60.000
>>63224562
Linkara followed in Douge's footsteps and needs no phony tripod.
Too bad for him he doesn't have Rob "Steady Hands" Walker doing the camera work.
>>63224605
Who's Ezekieru?
>>63224889
Some emo faggot that can get Team Four Star on skype but Latza can't.
Linkara's """"""""humor"""""""" is even worse than Douge. Douge you can argue tries and fails to be funny but you can at least see what his attempt was, with Linkara it's just baffling.
>>63224785
That's one thing that always bothered. How much could it possibly cost to hire some people to do lighting, sound and maybe camera work?
I mean, if I was making a movie I'd hire some people who actually know how to handle the technical aspects. I didn't go to filmschool so it's not like I'd know how to set up a shot, maybe it's better to find somebody who knows in that case.
>>63225051
Douge had some funny moments in Suburban Knights at least.
Lewis on the other hand completely failed at any kind of humour in AT4W. The only jokes that worked came from Brad and that has more to do with Brad's charisma than Linkara's writing.
Linkara put a guy in blackface to represent burn marks
>>63225247
>i'm an eagle scout
>>63225298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=454maCDd9ak
>>63225688
>1000 fucking people contributed to this
>>63225750
This time...
>and that was Salo!
top ending
>>63225688
>Nostalgia Critic commentary
oh boy
>>63224605
>I don't know what to talk about so I don't
Latza is just like me.
>>63214133
Weren't the first couple episodes shot by James alone with a VHS camera though?
Not to mention that for the first year (or maybe even first two years) he had no clue wht he was doing and didn't know how to write his own script for something like that.
2007 - 2010 AVGN is still pretty nice to watch to this day, especially the episodes about old game systems and such, that try to be informative instead of just bashing at the game.
>the playstation cutscene tier cgi
>>63214412
>A solid 8/10
Until this, it was perfect copypasta. But that's just too obvious.
6/10 desu senpai
>>63225298
>>63225340
Beautiful OC.
>>63215510
I had to stop watching.
>>63225038
shad is such a trooper
>>63226603
>>63225038
>Unironically liking Edgebase
>>63226671
The art style isn't much, but he has humor and gore, that counts for something.
>>63226671
Shadbase is so unironically edgy I have to respect him for that. I mean his fucking website looks like a Death Metal band site.
His art is really hit and miss but his sloots are pretty good.
>>63212796
Is it wrong that I want to respond to every single fans post on Doug Walkers FB and let them know what Doug will never ever respond and most likely never ever even look at the comments.
>>63226671
>>63226671
I like his porn, sue me. There's not too many other sites where you can see Elsa impregnate Anna, or watch Korra make out with her mom.
>>63226896
doing so is as pathetic as fawning over douge like an autist
I'm in dire need of some deep plots, show me the rarest latza image or video you have
>>63215510
>that guy facepalming in the background
Jesus
also
paul latza
paul latza doug walker
paul latza rhoran
paul latza redlettermedia
paul latza twitter
paul latza
>>63227167
Thanks F@M, it is a waste of my time, besides it is entertaining to see these autist combat with each other over the attention of Doug
>>63227175
you seen his vine compilation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcTe-Aacszw
>>63215510
>==PLEASE READ== This is my first EVER recorded meet up interaction with Doug Walker in the halls of the Double Tree Hotel during Matsuricon 2010 in Colombus OHIO. Please Go Easy On Criticism of me trying to talk to him even if I sound kinda awkward. This Was My Very First Time EVER recording Doug by myself, since I am an amateur at video recording. Not Too Mention I was Extremely nervous knowing that he now knows who I am. By now I've learned better to know how to approach famous people with planning ahead what to say and being mindful of how much is time spent for others.
>famous people
>>63227430
Are we back in 2007 or something?
new poopy puffing movie when?
>>63213568
Evil Dead cost 350,000 to make.
what's /tv/s obsession with this guy? He's a really great reviewer.
>>63226966
What?
>>63227580
Boyhood took 12 to make
>>63227582
>great reviewerSTOP
>paul will never sing you a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVIr5A-rD9Y
paul latza
paul latza rhoran productions
paul latza doug walker
paul latza tgwtg
paul latza linkara
paul latza deep plots
paul latza feminism
paul latza
>>63227484
>This Was My Very First Time EVER recording Doug by myself
Did he assemble a crack team of autists to assist him before or something?
>>63224313
It's called "Eggkara".
>>63225817
I'm sure that Linkara's actual sex life is far more disturbing than any film could ever be.
>>63225038
Considering how much of an edgemaster he is, I'm surprised at how he drew Douge's wife.
>>63225688
He's talking about doing a commentary on the movie. Is someone going to upload that once it's out?
>>63227430
How many times do you think he's fucked that pony?
Can someone tell me how all these channels came to be? Where did it all start?
>>63214129
You can't communicate how bad it is without audio, I mean sure it looks shit but the ACTING and dialogue are what makes it truly awful
>>63229303
>NC : used to do some short funny vids with a circle of friends, as in-jokes. Decided to start doing some movie criticizing after AVGN showed there was an audience for regular video shows on the internet.
>Linkara : started with some written reviews of comic books on some forums, switched to video after NC took off.
>Latza : Wannabe youtuber, typical post 2008 copycat
>>63229349
that marzgurl bumbling
>>63214311
>He dosen't know his Linkara Cinematic Universe lore
>>63229435
The "drunk" Linkara in part one was the worst shit ever, like an 8 year old pretending to be drunk
>>63229423
NC and AVGN aren't the same guy? What about TGWTG?
>>63229470
Deep down, Linkara is an 8 year old pretending to be drunk.
>>63229510
I'm surprised he hasn't used that as an excuse
>I was drunk OK, I thought Liz was a girl
>>63215888
>TFW you're currently attending
>>63229510
>tfw, he was molested by his drunk uncle
>>63229496
>NC and TGWTG are basically the same thing. NC starded his thing then, with some help,put together TGWTG.com as a big central for all sort of "online critics". then turned into channel awesome because money, drama, etc.
>AVGN has always been doing his thing on cinemassacre.com and for the most part stood out of online cliques, aside from Screwattack,which was just a way to monetize his videos when youtube still wasn't viable for that, and when working on his videos took too much time to be compatible with a day job.
>>63229590
So they're all AVGN ripoffs?
>>63229590
and james was playing with cameras and videogames since chilhood, before the era of memes and retro epicness :D:D
>>63217976
It may be a regular thing in your life, but it's not normal for people to have an absolute look of disgust when you talk.
>>63229303
The AVGN became huge in 2006. Thanks to him from 2006 to 2009 there tons of angry reviewers. Doug jumped on the bandwagon in 2008 when the angry reviewer fad was at the peak of its popularity and ended up becoming pretty popular. He started a fake feud with the AVGN and that gave Doug a huge boost in popularity. Doug's videos constantly got taken down because of copyright infringement so him and Mike Michaud made thatguywiththeglasses.com. At first it was just a home for just Doug's shit but then they decided to add other people to the website. Some of the first people to join TGWTG were Linkara, Spoony and Angry Joe.
>>63229687
Joes origin story is by far the most pathetic
>>63229760
What is it? I've never heard it before
>>63229629
To some extend.
Though aat this point, AVGN is still doing the same thing while other have pushed the formula way furether. In 2009 it was true that, say, half of the "reviewers" were just ripping him off, now he is pretty much keeping some dated formats alive, making a lot of his output very repetitive. Though in a way, it's kind of refreshing to have the Monster Madness videos being 5 minutes log when everyone is doing 15-30 minutes long movie reviews.
>>63229638>implying he didn't undirectly start the trend of retrogaming
>>63229687
>He started a fake feud with the AVGN and that gave Doug a huge boost in popularity.
It really was Doug who started it. I think he had to make a couple of videos before James even responded, and when he did you could tell he was just doing it to save face for both him and Doug. It would have looked too awkward to just leave these "accusations" hanging. But you could tell James wasn't too into it.
>>63229806
>implying he didn't undirectly start the trend of retrogaming
he may have too far in some places
>>63229786
His claim to fame is shitposting about Madden on the EA forums and realizing he could "change the industry"
>>63229760
Please papa. Tell the story!
>>63214133
The avgn movie was pretty bad, but atleast it looked like an actual movie. You can tell that james has experience in filmmaking. His movie looks alright (from a low-budget, indie point of view)
All these CA autists call themselves the "league of super critics" but they don't even know how to frame a decent shot.
>>63229851
>and realizing he could "change the industry"
What if he does?!
Guyz can I be egg now???
>>63230357
10/10 OC
>>63230343
Dorito Pope proved he can't
>>63230357
latza's originality would probably allow this
>>63225688
That fucking voice
>>63231000
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>63231000
Hmmm?
>>63215871
As much as I hate the guy, for the most part he is a total bro to his fans. I wouldn't be able to put up with it. Good for him.
This is why movie reviewers should be heard and not seen
the cringe mine its real
http://linkarafans.tumblr.com/
>>63231678
Sugar tits?
>>63227579
Was that originally Mike and Jay?
>>63231678
>all that sperging over saying "fuck"
What? Like, literally "what?"
>>63231774
Yes.
Why doesn't Linkara even put a minimal amount of effort into dressing preppy if he insists on doing it?
It's like he just googled 'black vest" and bought the first thing he saw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS9EMtHvpGU
Welcome to atop the fourth wall,
where bad comics burn.
Linkara's gonna teach you all
a lesson you won't learn.
Brodsky, you're not the smartest.
Liefeld, you're not an artist.
Anyone who's had a bad comic published,
it could be your turn.
Linkara!
He is a man! Punch! Wears a purdy hat!
Linkara!
He has a magic gun! Where'd he purchase that?
Linkara!
Coins, robots, amazons and trucks!
Linkara!
THIS COMIC SUCKS!
Linkara sits down nonetheless
and forces himself through it.
A poorly written, ugly mess,
but someone's gotta do it.
And it's right about time he did.
They made watchmen without the slimy squid!
And he'll have you know that that's pretty low,
but not quite like the standards of the 90's Kid.
Setting ablaze crossovers, one-shots and tie-ins,
Linkara stands, in reality-defiance,
atop the fourth wall, looking down on us all.
"Of course! Don't you know anything about science?!"
There would be better books on his show,
but Quesada sold 'em to Mephisto,
and now there's nothing left to do
but share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.
Linkara!
He is a man! Punch! What's that on his arm?
Linkara!
Can't seem to fix the continuity alarm.
Linkara!
Rock 'n' roll, Insano, some feller in a tux?
Linkara!
THIS COMIC SUCKS!
LINKARA!
>>63231678
http://linkarafans.tumblr.com/post/134280011265/atop-the-fourth-wall-linkara-isfp
>>63232282
all that deep lore
>>63231678
http://linkarafans.tumblr.com/post/133484166830/also-how-uncomfortable-was-that-pseudo-rape-scene
>i can tell you that in the original script, it came off much rapier. so they didn’t send us the script until like a week before shooting maybe? Doug and rob were at war with each other over this script until like d day, so like the other movies, we got the script super last minute
anywho, it wasn’t until we were on set that lewis and lindsay got to speak up and say no, we can’t do the scene as scripted. it included such gems as mechakara saying “SUBMIT! SUBMIT!” while nostalgia chick screams no, and such non-jokes as “resistance is comical.” When this was brought up on set, doug genuinely did not understand that it came off like a rape scene. I have the screen cap of the original script for this scene, so maybe if someone reminds me tomorrow i can post it, hahaha.
On top of that, lindsay had to request her character name be changed from “sixty of nine.”
>>63232703
Extremely deep
>>63232703
>doug genuinely did not understand that it came off like a rape scene
What's the problem with rape in fiction?
>>63232990
Problem is more that he didn't get that it came across like that. That he called NC's character "sixty of nine". That he had all of this schtick tied to a person whose persona is significantly tied around feminist issues.
I don't think he was trying to wind her up either. I think he's just socially retarded.
has anyone tried posting the Latza audition video on the RLM reddit page now that it's unprivated?
>>63225869
As much as I enjoy Brad for the stuff he does, fuck does he come off creepy with no hair.
>>63215685
>"Want me to do a second take of that?"
He's a total bro, knows what to do to please his autistic fans and does it for no reason other than to be agreeable. I have literally never liked his reviews but I can't hate this. What a nice guy.
>>63233138
I get all that, but I also get that a non retarded person is able to understand the difference between fiction and reality and that in fiction no subject is taboo, I mean they do deal with violence and murder, why not sexual abuse, it does happen in society and it has the same gravity as murder or cannibalism and death, in fiction a character can be a psychopath serial killer, a bank robber, a dictator, an adulterer or a janitor, why not a rapist, it's all fiction.
