>flippin through channels
>a good movie just started
>commercials
>>63207287
That's how I watched The Drop yesterday.
>>63207561
>poorfag without cable
>>63207591
>paying for the cabled jew
>halfway through a movie
>its a flick
>>63207561
>that's one hell of a view
>commercials
fuck you, upham, probably put those commercials there on purpose
>>63207561
Not on Turner Classic Movies
>flippin through channels
>that one movie you love is on and you have to watch it
what movie, anon?
>Trying to zap through channels
>Falcon shits on the remote
>>63207791Forrest Gump
>>63207791
Raising Arizona
>>63207791
Alien
>>63208492
this tbqh smdh
>>63207791
Born on the Fourth of July
>>63208604
lmao tbqhiagf (to be quite honest its a good flick) :joy:
>>63207791
Jurassic Park, bless AMC for playing it all the time.
>flippin thru channels
>land on tcm
>bob osborne is telling me about the movie thats about to play
>just enough time left to throw a bucket of popcorn on the stove and quick-thaw a bottle of soda
smart frogposter
>Movie is on tv
>It's just starting
>Own it on blu Ray
>I could just pop it in and watch without commercials and better quality
>Don't move and watch the whole thing through
Every time
Happened just last week
>flippin thru channels
>actually considering watching big brother in desparation
>stumble upon State of Grace
>muhdick.jpg
>>63207791
The Fugitive
>>63210705
why do we do this
>>63207791
Big
>>63207287
>broadcast television
>good movies
although I admit I stumbled across TWBB a few months back while surfing broadcast channels. was quite surprised
>>63207791
Ghost Busters
Probably be on a bunch in the next year too
>>63207791
The Shawshank Redemption
I know it's a pleb movie but fuck it, I love it
>>63208724
scully always had such a fuckable face my gawd. How did she never become a big time movie star, based gillian.
>>63210965
because sometimes its funnier to hear "forget you!" and "yippe kai yay melon farmer" than the real thing
>>63208724
>quick-thaw a bottle of soda
>>63207791
The Godfather
Shawshank Redemption
The Ghost and Mr Chicken
>turn on tv
>it ain't me starts playing
>that one movie that's ruined by being censored for TV
What's her name, /tv/?
>watching tv
are you actually 40?
>>63211711
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPSActually, movies aren't censored in my country, I just saw this version while visiting the US and almost enjoyed it more than the original
>>63211592
"Nature boy here hates everybody, now what are we gonna do about that?"
>>63211711
There was a time when tv edits could be the shit, like events. It used to be your only chance at see "director's cuts" or "special editions" with added footage until they got released on VHS.
I remember seeing the Aliens SE on tv when I was a kid and had convinced myself that I had imagined the exyra scenes until I read the novelization. They didn't release it on video for another few years.
>>63207791
the matrix
>watch movie on TV
>the aspect ratio is different from the intended one
16:9 crop mostly
>>63208492
>>63208573
>>63208601
>>63208635
>>63208667
>>63210897
>>63211430
>>63211526
>>63211538
>>63211610
>>63212013
>tfw you have to share a board with completely basic plebs
>snowing outside
>flipping through channels
>Home Alone or Home Alone 2 just started
>>63207791
Spider-man 2
>tfw .23 Electron Volts
>movie just started
>you remember it's the one with the awesome incestual sex scene
>lock the front door
>turn down the lights
>put a lasagna in the oven
>pull down jammies and start rubbing my doodle
>40 minutes pass
>my doodle is ready
>turn the oven on so it will be ready in time
>scene finally happens
>I'm still hard, this is going to be good
>my doodle is on the edge of it's balls and I'm on the edge of my seat
>suddenly the next scene starts and it's the day after
>what
>realize they censored it to broadcast on tv
>oven beeps
>I'm fucking furious
>my post-wank lasagna is ruined
>pull it out of the oven in a rage
>forget to wear mitts
>pan burns my fingies
>lasagna falls to the kitchen floor, spraying me with orange lasagna juice
>have to shower off
>doodle goes soft
>have to go to bed without eating or cumming
>>63212251
>not having backup lasagna in the fridge so in case the worst happens all you have to do is heat it up in the microwave
>>63212320
I jack off daily, I can't afford back up lasagna.
>>63212338
is there other suitable substitute foods you can use instead? like speghettios?
>>63212098
Poor put-upon little Princess.
Now go fuck yourself.
>>63212360
I've tried making imitation lasagna, where I put tomato sauce between several layers of bread and then microwave it but I don't cum as hard if I don't think I'm going to get actual lasagna afterwards.
>Flip through channels as a kid.
>Catch a second of nudity.
>Watch the rest of the movie hoping to see more nudity.
>It's a three hour long political drama.
>Up until 4am as a kid because I was watching deep political intrigue hoping for a five second titty shot again.
I miss that.
>>63212372
the scrambled porn watching on channel 99 was great.
>>63207791
Back to the Future
>>63211843
>I remember seeing the Aliens SE on tv when I was a kid and had convinced myself that I had imagined the exyra scenes
Hah, this exact thing happened to me. Didn't see the directors cut till years later on DVD
>>63212426
Yep. At my grandma's house I'd also watch scrambled Showtime for Red Shoe Diaries and all that softcore shit. For some reason, slowly over time, Showtime kept coming in more and more clear until we had the channel.
>>63212098
You must be a hit at parties.
>>63207287
Happened to me a few days ago, with Kindergarten Cop
>>63207791
Starship Troopers
The Fifth Element
>>63207791
Groundhog Day
>watching movies on tv
M8 they cut off the credits, the most important part of the movie.
>>63208724
>quick-thaw a bottle of soda
>flipping through channels
>that one movie you sorta wanted to see but not enough to torrent it is already 3/4 through
>>63207791
Tokyo Drift
>>63207791
Wild Hogs
>>63207791
Poor Little White Guy
>>63212366
Already did four times since last evening.
>>63212703
Your banter is as original as your movie taste.
>>63213014
My nigga.
Tokyo Drift, Never Back Down, The Mummy I&II, Dazed and Confused, Raimi's Spiderman trilogy, and probably a few others I'm forgetting. They're all national treasures.
>>63207287
The definition of comfy right there. Nothing can compare to flipping through channels and stumbling upon a good movie on cable. Commercials be damned, I'm not leaving the couch.
>>63212967
I know, right? you could even watch it on demand if you wanted to, but fuck going through that much trouble for something that might be terrible. And yet you still feel regret at not knowing about it earlier.
> best part coming up
> "anon, could you take out the trash?"
MOM
>>63207561
We have two channels in Canadia that have no commercials. Only in between movies. It's great.
They are called Encore Avenue 1 and 2. Not sure if available elsewhere
>>63212136
Heaven
>>63208667
Yeah but screw them for never playing lost world.
>jurassic park finishes
>COMING UP NEXT...
>oh boy maybe I can just marathon them and fall asleep!
>....JURASSIC PARK 3
>o-ok..
>>63210705
>notice all the missing scenes cut to "fit in the allotted time"
>immediately put in disc and rewatch whole thing
Yesterday I saw that planet of the apes movie with James Franco on German telly, JFC what a great movie, movie looked like a video game but most solid script
>>63214276
Yessir, even better is when a channel DOES marathon a series but plays them out of order.
>coming up next: STAR TREK 2!!
>followed by: STAR TREK 4!!!!
>then stay tuned for: STAR TREK 3!!!
>>63212703
>>63207287
>not going through your grandpas old vhs collection and bringing films of your choice plus the vhs player up to the living room. thank you based grandpa
>>63213628
>best part coming up
>"anon, bath time!"
MOM
>>63217381
I've dropped movies for bathtime with ur mum, anon.
>>63207791
JUMANJI!
>flipping through channels
>2 good movies just started at the same time
>>63207791
Big trouble in little china
>>63213014
fuck yeah
eraserhead was on amc a few weeks ago
pretty surprising to see that on cable television
>>63211430
Guy
>>63207791
Catch Me If You Can is on TBS or TNT at least once a week and I always watch it if I see it.
>>63207791
Fifth Element
Any Star Wars or LOTR movie
Spirited Away
Total Recall
Shawshank Redemption
Conan the Barbarian
Blade RunnerThe Room
>>63207791
Commando
always the best choice
>>63218986
Oh, also Labyrinth. Fucking love that movie.
>>63213017
Hi dad!
You fags actually still watch tv for movies and shows ?
>>63207791
Starship Troopers or RoboCop
>>63213808
>only have encore avenue 1
>all the good movies always play on encore avenue 2
Jdimsa
>>63207791
Any of the first three Die Hard movies, especially the first one.
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>flippin through channels
>a cheesy 80s movie just started
>searching through the tcm on demand list
>2001 is on
>awesome i was getting ready for bed anyway
>commercials
>editing out language, nudity, violence, even though it's cable and they have no obligation to
>even worse, editing out scenes to air more commercials
Why the fuck would anyone watch movies on TV
>>63220544
Fucking american retard. other countries don't do any of that on cable/satellite.
>>63219461
It's almost that time of the year niggaI like third one the most, but the second one has the best atmosphere
>>63219587
>that summer school one with Mr cool laid back teacher
>>63220735
>Not preferring the first one.
Shit tier opinion senpai.
>>63207791
Harry Potter 4
>>63220808
For a sit down and not really pay attention since its on tv action flick, the best is the Jason long/timothy olyphant one. Great background movie for doing chores
>>63221756
>Die Hard 4
Even worse opinion than the other anon.
>>63207791
Hook
>>63207791
Conan the Barbarian
>>63207791
Extract
>>63208724
>keeping your soda in the freezer
a true patrician, I see
>>63208724
>>63222211
I prefer to keep it in the fridge and pop it in the freezer for 45 minutes (for 1.5 liters) before drinking it,
>>63207612
>refuses to spend money in something good
>call others jew
ebin
>>63212251
What movie?
>>63221794
If it didn't have the name die hard attached to it everyone would love it. Its just because its so much more over the top to the others that everyone hates it. As a stand alone action film it's a solid 6/10
>>63223971
>6/10
>Everyone would love it.
>>63224001
>people only enjoy flawless 10/10 productions
Schools out already huh?
>>63224345
There are a million 6/10 action movies, and they're mostly forgotten in a month. Die Hard is still beloved and watched decades later. The only reason anyone even remembers Die Hard 4 is because it carried the Die Hard name.
>>63224475
I guess that's a fair assessment. I still think its a good movie, but I'm borderline gay for timothy olyphant
>>63224578
He's a great actor, I'll give you that. Loved him in Justified.
>>63224638
Would love to see him play more villains. There's die hard and the girl next door, kinda. Also I love you justified buddy
>>63224685
Got any Timothy Olyphant recommendations? I've seen him in Justified, Gone in 60 Seconds, and Die Hard. No trash pls.
>flipping through channels
>a good movie is an hour into
>yfw there's a +1 channel so you can watch it from the start
>>63224856
>the crazies
One of my favorite zombie-LIKE movies. A water virus makes everyone well go crazy and just become killers. Him and his wife try to escape the town but gubment is quarantining them
>high life
Very underrated. Plays a morphine addict.
>dreamcatcher
Stephen king flick with jason lee
>deadwood
Old west tv show. Talked about on here quite a bit
>hitman
I think its trash but if you like the games it might be your thing
>meet bill
Great comedy, he plays a news anchor that the main characters (Arron Eckhart) wife cheats on with
>scream 2
I think. One of them
>>63224856
>>63225081
Also girl next door if you haven't seen that. He's a porn producer and a total dick. Funny dick.
>>63225081
>>63225081
Thanks f͏͏a͏͏m͏͏. That gives me yet another reason to finally check out Deadwood.
/sp/ & /v/ memetext thread
>>63224856
>>63225081
>>63225166
He was good in A Perfect Getaway as well. Army guy on vacation with his new wife who meets up with some other people in Hawaii and one or more of them might be a murderer.
>>63225657
Forgot about this one. I enjoyed the twist a lot
>>63212814
>watching movies
