ITT: "There is a point where this needs to stop, and we have clearly passed it" movies
Starwars 7
>Anon's Birthday 27: Hopefully the End
>>63205507
Despite being shitty, aren't those movies profitable?
Saw
Fast and Furious
American pie
Scream
Star Wars
>>63205566
Yes but who wants to see a new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie
The movies attacks me personally
>>63205507
>Releasing on the same day as Star Wars
I mean, I kind of understand that tina fey movie because the audiences won't intersect as much, but what kid would rather see Alvin and the Chipmunks 4 over Star Wars?
>>63205566
David Cross has admitted that they're shitty but they buy him houses, so he keeps signing on
somehow, these movies are making hella bank
>>63205540
why do people keep reminding me about this movie
>>63205566
Extremely.
Also double dubs
>>63205761
Nothing wrong with that at all. I would do the same if I were him.
>>63205507
this is the meeting for Alvin 4
>Alright guys...what other words rhyme with the words in our title?
>Trip.
>Can we get David Cross?
>Probably not.
>We'll do it anyway. Good work Johnson.
>>63205680
Kids who couldn't afford to get tickets in time, that's who.
Star Wars is going to be packed.
>>63205507
whats so bad about this one?
its a token kids movie, right? pls explain OP
>>63205540
NO
FUCK
NO
>wake up on couch to see last 10 seconds of this trailer
>holy shit a Gem movie get fucking hype
>watch whole trailer on youtube
How the fuck do you fuck up such an amazing concept!!!!
They could have made Gem the fucking role model for this generation of young girls. I mean for fucks sake the original cartoon was doen by the same team that did the original GI Joes.
Fuck.
Fuck
>>63205540
i dont recall jem even being hugely popular or anyone even briefly mentioning jem and the holograms
Teen Love Triangle Post-Apocalyptic Trials and Tribulations movies filmed in 3 to 4 parts.
anything beyond shrek 2
>>63205870
Who gives a shit what kids want? I want the movies to stop forever. And if >>63205680 is true it's gonna end in disaster. Good riddance! Kids have shit taste in CGI animal cartoons anyway.
>>63205972
The issue is that they literally think rebooting anything is a good idea.
>>63205962
Wanna get pissed off even more?
Jon M. Chu (a decent director, did the infinitely-better-than-the-original-movie GI Joe Retaliation) pitched a movie that was closer to the original, but it got turned down for being (get this) too unrealistic.
>>63206059
fucking
fuck
shit
ass
fuck
why?
You are rebooting a fucking 80s cartoon.
let the people that did Team America do it and it would be literally the greatest reboot ever made.
>>63205507
I enjoyed the first and second Chipmunks movies
Fight me
>>63205680
>sorry I couldn't get you SW son, it was packed
>BUT I GOT YOU THE NEXT BEST THING ;-D
>>63206059
>Jon M. Chu
>a decent director
I don't know about that, family
>>63206220
You know /tv/ in 15 years time will have posts about how they had to sit through alvin and the chimpmunks: road chip instead of seeing the classic that is SW7 on the big screen.
>>63206769
sounds pretty terrible
You could say the same thing about Reddit, but here you are still posting
Super hero movies and Star Wars.
Star Wars isn't quite there yet but it will be in about 5 years.
>>63205596
Scream 4 was great, I've heard good things about the series.
The only one that really felt like a blatant cash grab was scream 3
>>63205540
>Uses Google Earth for scene transitions.
>You can plainly see the Google Earth logo in the corner.
>>63209147
>Google Earth
Show me a webm or something
>>63209147
proof?
>>63205566
Probably not anymore since its showing during Star Wars
Transformers
>>63209147
I heard about that, too
What is this trend on making more and more shitty sequels of half-decent kids animal films?
The Pianist
>Rutger Hauer was in this
>>63209954
Did Madagascar 3 rip off the bear deer movie?
>>63210114
>Madagascar 3: Release date: September 20, 2012
>Open Season 3:Initial release: January 25, 2011
it's possible.
>>63209954
I remember when I saw Open Season in the theater, they advertised Open Season 2
>>63205507
who cares it's just family
>>63205540
>director wants to do tranformers/g.i. joe jem and holograms crossover
>habros cinematic universe
>>63210203
Fuck families
>tfw it will never stop
>>63206023
manchild detected
>>63210245
fuck you asshole. im a respective young adultman, I can do anything I want. ur stupid post isn't mean or clever at all. Im not crying in front of my computer screen right now you idiot
>>63210221
what the fuck would Jem even do in that kind of movie?other than fail miserably at the box office
>>63205507
>The special Dave Not Lookin So Hot version