Eeeny meeny miny moe
I wonder where my glove will go
Was Yoda the Star Wars equivalent of Master Tang?
>>63200138
>DONT. Vader will kill you like a monkey trapped in a piñata
![Yoda_Star-Wars[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LpqWJW0.jpg "Yoda_Star-Wars[1].jpg")
By the way, you must beware of Sheev's senate seats. They are big, and they hurt.
![gallery44[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vC4NcmH.jpg "gallery44[1].jpg")
Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the lightning and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the explosion in the face, fall off the seat and die.
>>63200103
I am great magician. Your lighsaber is red!
>>63200103
Did yoda have a dick?
>>63200309
he had 4, like an echidna
>>63200309
Yes.
Mace Windu.
First a Joke...
What do you get when you cross a Senate... with a bungie cord?
>>63200271
>>63200212
I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X31PQS6.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Henceforth, you shall be known as... Betty
>>63200103
This is why I come here.
For the dank crossover memes.
"There will be a chosen one."
>>63200474
There will be a Chosen One
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LTzXFE2.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Leap this Jedi, if you're so great
I have been called bad before. Many say, I do things things that are not, correct to do. I do not believe in such talk as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time!
>>63200380
My ass.
AUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
![luke%20skywalker%20hand[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E2CoGA8.jpg "luke%20skywalker%20hand[1].jpg")
At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about light sabers... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN.
No, don't do that, it hurts.
It's good, it's gooood.
No, I have a wound there.
Come on, don't spoil everything...this works for both of us...
I knew your father all my life. We were friends. And now he's dead. Except for his face and hand, dead. WAAHHHHHHHH!
>>63200703
>We're looking for Droids
>*yells* I implore you to reconsider that these are not the droids you are looking for.
Master Windu, what are you doing here?
I've come to kick ass.
Pay no attention to Coleman Trebor, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
That'll be 4 bux baby! You want Shmi with that?!
>>63200861
OH GOD! MY SIDES!
This fuckin thread, man.
We need to dub A New Hope with lines from Kung-Pow.
>>63200271
should have went with a
>>63200793
lmao
>if you're so good, bang that princess
>>63200334
So 1 shaft, 4 heads?
I know you seek Obi Wan. I know what you did to his apprentice. And now (cough) i'm going to beat you up.
THAT'S A LOTTA TREASON
![[areyouevenbritish].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KzP18QZ.jpg "[areyouevenbritish].jpg")
>>63200212
>>63200271
>Look Leia, those curly cinnamon buns in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight
Who here hyped for the sequel?
WERE YOUNGLINGS
WERE YOUNGLINGS
>>63200934
*alternate line*
>You go that way, I'll go home and betray you to Vader!
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!!!
Is /tv/ the best board?
>I have a mortal wound.
>Where? Where does it hurt?
>Oh, pretty much around the bloody spot.
>>63201174
So, you think that's hot?Cause I'll show ya hot.
This is CNN.....CNN....C....N...NNNNNNNNN.
>It's going to be OK, boy!
>No it's not!
>>63201249
>James Earl Jones was the voice of CNN
>>63200474
>>63200507
Stop making me laugh so hard
>Well, I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!
Sheev ripper!
>>63201209
>>63201390
I'm fucking dying right now
>Let me know if you see a Radio Shack
We are both ventriloquists but now we're upside down......
I implore you to reconsider
Uhhh...water...all over me....i'm..getting...uh....wetttttt.....
>>63201120
the dank was too strong brah. imma pass out for a bit
![b698cf7cfee20d73ea4bdc16bbec3058[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tLuRnUw.jpg "b698cf7cfee20d73ea4bdc16bbec3058[1].jpg")
Listen, and listen well. I really like the Max Rebo's band. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'Doo dee doo dee doodee doo deedoo, doodily, doodily, doo doo."
>>63201638
Look, a whale
>this entire thread
Isn't Sheev...
A silly name?
>>63200883
THAT'S A LOT OF SLAVES!
I mean....CRAP MAN. LOOK AT THAT! That's like his legs on the ground over there.
>>63201638
I am falling! You're falling! We're falling!
s-Sheevil Council
Council
Council
This thread is pure gold.
Remember, avoid the meadow...
Mah nippa bosca lookalika milk-duda
>>63200103
This whole thread
>>63201857
M'lord, tell me. What IS Sheevil Councils plan?
It is Sheevil. Hehehe It is SOOO Sheevil. It is a bad bad plan that will hurt many people that are good! I think it's great because it's so bad.
Yes i see. I think. But m'lord. What of Luke Skywalker?
Hmmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead!.........like with....the force or something. Like...like a blast.
>>63201958
HAH!
Pay no attention to Windu, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
>>63201937
>In the meadow you will find Sheev's great protector, For You.
>>63202167
>not having Obiwan saying that about Anakin
>>63202210
you're right
HIT IT
*I LIKE BIG SHEEVS starts playing*
That... that shouldn't even be possible really.
>>63202266
I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And its non-dairy!
>>63201811
For you.
I spanked you as a baby and I'll spank you now, bitch!
>it ain't me starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_XGairouY
>>63201136
By far.
>>63202963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk
Looks like Mace
went out the Windu
>>63200499
Dubs confirm Crossover memes are best memes
>>63200103
>>63200212
>>63200271
>>63200474
>>63200507
>>63201120
>>63201174
>>63201522
>>63201683
>>63203089
thank you for laff /tv/
They don't call me crop duster Solo for nothin.
>>63203089
Stone cold.
This thread is so Reddit
Watching Kung Pow now. Thank you /tv/
Just like in the bathroom in 3,2,1 CROSS EM.
Oh shit, I left the oven on.
>>63203507
>>63203529
>>63203804
>>63204042
This is the best thread I've ever seen
>When Frank Oz fist you
>>63208029
Forgot pic
>>63200103
ONE, OF US, IS WEARING, A PUSHUP BRA
>>63200103
Leap that lava pit, if you're so great
WEEUW WEEUW WEEE
>>63203089
PERFECT
I would kill to have threads like that every day
>>63210164
underrated
>this whole thread
>>63200212
>>63200474
>>63200507
>>63200861
>>63200793
Quality synthesis
Is this a reddit raid?
High ground, low ground... in the end, it's just a bunch of dirt. And I'm going to be the gravedigger. Sheev knew this.
What's going on here?
>>63200103
Christ this cracks me up every time
>>63211344
he's bleeding, making him the victor.
>>63203086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE
>>63200911
This NEEDS to happen.
>>63212409
/tv/ is reddit
>>63201136
Only for dank crossover meme threads.
Baneposting, orc/lotr-posting and now Sheevposting are the only reason I come to this shit-ass board.
>>63212409
>implying reddit would have the foresight for quality meme-synthesis that /tv/ has
reddit's problem with memes is that it takes one thing and beats it over the head and then becomes a self-congratulatory circlejerk about them creating "original content". It doesn't let it grow naturally, like in this thread.
>>63212669
To put it simply, it would be like if after this thread someone made a "KUNG POW QUOTES INTO STAR WARS GENERAL"
Stream it if you're so great, faggots.
I am a great magician, your clothes are red!
>>63213596
Your clothes are black! The council will not be pleased.
>>63200103
>Lightsaber in my pocket it is not
Be wary, Luke, of emperor Sheev Palpatine.
He is a political idealist.
>>63212425
I want more pizzaposting in /tv/
>>63200482
Why does his ass face look so much bigger in the prequels?
>>63203089
