Movie lines you've shouted out while nutting in a girl.
>You betrayed Shiva! Thum Shiva ke viswasth karthe ho!
>>63198553
I am the League of Shadows and I'm here to fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny!!!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Forget everything you’ve seen on television. There’s not going to be any surprise, last minute witnesses. Nobody’s going to break down on the stand with a tearful confession. You’re going to be presented with a simple fact: Andrew Beckett was fired. You’ll hear two explanations as to why he was fired. Ours, and theirs. It’s up to you to sit through layer upon layer of truth until you determine for yourself which version sounds the most true. There’s certain points I must prove to you. Point number one: Andrew Beckett is a brilliant lawyer, a great lawyer. Point number two: Andrew Beckett is inflicted with a debilitating disease and it may be understandable. Maybe even personable, that he made the legal choice to keep the fact of his secret to himself. Point number three: His employers discovered his illness and ladies and gentlemen, the illness I’m referring to is AIDS. Point number four: They panicked. And in their panic, they did what most of us would like to do with AIDS which is to get it and everybody who has it, as far away from the rest of us as possible. Now, the behavior of Andrew Beckett’s employers may seem reasonable. It does to me. But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners in ethical, moral, and inhuman terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he has AIDS, they broke the law.
>>63199680
Came here to post this
AAAAUAUAUUGUGHGHH
KALI MA
NAZIS
I HATE THESE GUYS
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT NOW? LET ME TELL YOU WHAT NOW. I'MA CALL A COUPLA HARD, PIPE-HITTIN' NIGGERS, WHO'LL GO TO WORK ON THE HOMES HERE WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS AND A BLOW TORCH. YOU HEAR ME TALKIN', HILLBILLY BOY? I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT. I'MA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS.
FREE PIZZA
Is this one of them 'Netflix and Chill' threads you youngsters have been on about?
this is this
this ain't something else
this is this
How my hair look mike
"I'm the leprechaun!"
You're a big girl
>>63198553
>Thum Shiva ke viswasth karthe ho!
As a poo in looer I'm triggered because this sentence is grammatically incorrect.
>>63199969
You mean it looks like shit?
UHHNN KATE, WE HAVE TO GO BACK
Ahm d Juggernaut bitch!
I'MA MIME! I'MA MIME! I'MA MIME!
>>63199969
Who taught you to poo in the loo? Don't you know there are witches in the loo who will steal your soul through your anus?!
>>63199716
Kek'd.
Rosebud
>>63199990
The translation is designated incorrectly.
Now THIS is podracing!
Let off some steam Bennett
YOU TELL HIM! YOU TELL HIM I'M CUMMING! YOU TELL HIM I'M FUCKING CUMMING!
>Nutting in a girl
>girl
This entire thread are things that never happened.
I wanna see what your insides look like
IT AIN'T ME
>>63200137
speak for yourself
I nutted inside my exgf over 30 times
ANDY!! YOU GOONIE!!
THIS IS BATTERY ACID, YOU SLIME!!!
MADE IT, MA! TOP OF THE WORLD!
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
>>63200187
In one go?
>>63200187
dude that's so fucking cool
"here comes the love interest!"
t. mark kawalsky
>>63200137
>he hasn't ejacualted due to vaginal intercourse
>>63200242
Topkek
>>63200252
>he's ejaculated due to vaginal intercourse
GET DOWN!
I had a great summation all worked out, full of some sharp lawyering. But I'm not going to read it. I'm hear to apologize. I am young and I am inexperienced.
But you cannot hold Carl Lee Hailey responsible for my shortcomings. You see, in all this legal maneuvering something has gotten lost, and that something is the truth.
Now, it is incumbent upon us lawyers not to just talk about the truth, but to actually seek it, to find it, to live it. My teacher taught me that. Let's take Dr. Bass, for example. Now, obviously I would have never knowingly put a convicted felon on the stand -- I hope you can believe that. But what is the truth? That he is a disgraced liar? And what if I told you that the woman he was accused of raping was 17, he was 23, that she later became his wife, bore his child and is still married to the man today. Does that make his testimony more or less true?
What is it in us that seeks the truth? Is it our minds or is it our hearts?
I set out to prove a black man could receive a fair trial in the south, that we are all equal in the eyes of the law. That's not the truth, because the eyes of the law are human eyes -- yours and mine -- and until we can see each other as equals, justice is never going to be evenhanded. It will remain nothing more than a reflection of our own prejudices, so until that day we have a duty under God to seek the truth, not with our eyes and not with our minds where fear and hate turn commonality into prejudice, but with our hearts -- where we don't know better.
Now I wanna tell you a story. I'm gonna ask ya'all to close your eyes while I tell you this story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves.
>>63200320
This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. They drag her into a nearby field and they tie her up, and they rip her clothes from her body. Now they climb on, first one then the other, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure -- vicious thrusts -- in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to bear children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. So they start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw 'em so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones -- and they urinate on her.
Now comes the hanging. They have a rope; they tie a noose. Imagine the noose pulling tight around her neck and a sudden blinding jerk. She's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking and they don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck, and drive out to Foggy Creek Bridge and pitch her over the edge. And she drops some 30 feet down to the creek bottom below.
Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body, soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood -- left to die.
Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl.
>>63199680
lol Does she usually wait around for the whole thing?
IMPRESSIVE
>Movie lines you've shouted out while nutting in a girl.
>>63200386
Now imagine I live in a 5thdimensional love ayylmao dimension where I jerk off to that forever.
I put my nutsack on the chin of a sleeping girl I knew and as she woke up I said 'Don;t just stare at it, eat it!'
And in response to the question on your mind right now... you bet we've fucked.
>>63200461
James deen pls go
>>63200442
rare
>>63200401
>implying she can leave my lair
>>63200401
Shes got nothing else to do
For the great glory of Humungus.
Smegma crazies to the left!
The gate! Gayboy berserkers to the gate!
I am your Lord.
>>63198553
BIG GUY, FOR YOU
BIG GUY, FOR YOU
BIG GUY, FOR YOU
>>63198553
once fucked my ex wife during the trench run scene in star wars, came right before "at that speed you'll never be able to pull out in time" and laughed my ass off.
stupid whore got mad for some reason
>>63200563
THE AYATOLLAH IS IN YOUR HOLA
>>63200565
Did this happen in the 90's in croydon cinema?
>>63200620
this was 2 years ago in my barracks room because we weren't married yet
>>63200565
I think I got my first blowjob during that scene
>>63198553
I want this to be true.
I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little points you keep bringing up. They don't mean nothing! You saw this kid just like I did. You're not gonna tell me you believe that phony story about losing the knife, and that business about being at the movies. Look, you know how these people *lie!* It's *born* in them! I mean, what the heck? I don't have to tell you! They don't know what the truth *is!* And lemme tell ya: they don't need any real big reason to kill someone, either! No *sir!* They get drunk! Oh, they're real big drinkers, all of 'em - you know that - and bang: someone's lyin' in the gutter! Oh, nobody's blaming them for it. That's the way they are, by nature! You know what I mean? *Violent!* Where're you going? Human life don't mean as much to them as it does to us! Look, they're lushing it up and fighting all the time and if somebody gets killed, so somebody gets killed! They don't care! Oh, sure, there are some good things about 'em, too! Look, I'm the first one to say that! I've known a couple who were OK, but that's the exception, y'know what I mean? Most of 'em, it's like they have no feelings! They can do anything! What's goin' on here? I'm trying to tell ya... You're makin' a big mistake, you people! This kid is a liar! I know it, I know all about them! Listen to me... They're no good! There's not a one of 'em who is any good! I mean, what's happening in here? I'm speaking my piece, and you... Listen to me. We're... This kid on trial here... his type, well, don't you know about them? There's a, there's a danger here. These people are dangerous. They're wild. Listen to me. Listen.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HEEEEEEERE
THIS IS FOR FIGHTING
THIS IS FOR FUN
NEVER SEND A HUMAN TO DO A MACHINE'S JOB EAAUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHHH
>>63200232
I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE
>actually I'm a ...pizza delivery
>>63198553
>stop it mama! Wake up!
>>63198553
>"I'm cumming!"
>"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
>the trick is not minding that it hurts
YIPPEE
It's a thermal detonator!
>>63201465
tell me a single movie that has that as a line, you fucking idiot
They've headed up the ventilation shaft
>>63201504
return of the jedi, in jabbas palace, tho the line is paraphrased
>>63201504
UNDERAGE
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YOU FAIL ME YET AGAIN STARSCREAM
I'm sorry.
You're sorry.
Everyone's sorry.
>>63199716
UUUUUUNLIMITED POOOOOWAAAAAHHH
THE QUIIIICKENINNNNGGGG
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ClPf7LCIQ
"CROM!" (really, once)
Also generic groaned "I'm cumming" too many times to count
>>63200211
Wheezed out loud to be considerate of those sleeping a few rooms away.
Define irony
-Con Air
Completely unplanned I said
>UGHH, YOU BETRAYED THE LAAAAW!
And she went
>LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4
The power of Christ compels you
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!
WITH NO SURVIVORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryy5U2mNTJU
>>63198553
Nothing because I'm a virgin
Usually when I jackmyself off I don't say anything either, just imagine the girl I'm fucking in my head saying "cum in me please", hot as fuck.
>>63198553
>gf is persian
>THIS IS SPARRRRTTAAAA
WITNESS ME
There's always a bigger fish.
>>63202208
Saddest thing I've read in awhile
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
>>63202160
kekkeroni pizza
>>63200137
>almost 2016
>not creampieing women
YOU FUCKED ME
YOU FUCKED ME
"Finally, after all these years, Batman Begins™!"
can i get a list of good movies/shows where a man ejaculates inside the woman with no condom? bonus points if it shows the woman cleaning up afterwards. so far i got
>homeland
>house of cards
>american horror story
>>63202552
>knocked up
>the girl with the dragon tattoo
Just Google it and you'll get thousands of results
>it's too bad she won't live, but then again who does
>>63202552
>mad men
>girls
>history of violence
>watchmen
>>63198553
D R O P P E D
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS
I AM THE LAW
>>63203933
I AM THE SENATE
>>63202552
>>house of cards
who cums in who
OH GO D ITS REMY ISNT IT FUCKE IAN JEEEEEEWWWWS>
>>63202760
does the guy cum in rooney's ass in dragon tattoo? i prefer vaginal
>>63204123
bald fuckup senator with the coke habit cums in his hot gf and she cleans up with tissues. later the same happens with frank and the other mara
MY NAME'S BUCK
AND I'M HERE TO party
>>63200124
IF I PULL THAT OUT WOULD YOU DIE
What's it like nutting in a girl unprotected, especially when she's cumming at the same time? Is it as good as heroin?
>>63204480
10/10 formatting
>>63204778
probably the best feeling ive ever felt. never done heroin though
>>63204778
literally the best, i dont cum anywhere else but my gf's pussy, i even pull out of her mouth to creampie her during blowjobs