Comedy is the highest form of art, and Amy Schumer is an artist of the highest caliber.
What do you guys think of her body of work?
>>63197264
>>63197264
Its funny because that pic is still airbrushed to shit, even though she's trying to show what a 'real' woman looks like.
Those fat rolls are too perfectly round.
>>63197264
This bitch is gross
MAN-STICK DOES NOT WANT
>>63197264
>>63197264
It's huge.
I'd throw her a bone
Eh, I'd fuck her
meh
probably would and cum in 30 seconds
Wake me up
I'd fuck her. Her face looks kind of milfish and trashy there so that's a turn on
She kind of looks like immortan joe.
>>63197264
id cum inside her bareback, but id probably try to do it as quickly as i could
She looks like an alcoholic Carrie Fisher.
>>63199187
This is what it would be like fucking her.
>>63197264
This is still photoshopped. They wouldn't dare publishing a photo showing her true figure.
She actually has some good jokes, but she layers all the "edgy" shit all together and doesn't give the audience a chance to breath. Other comedians spread that shit out among tamer stuff, and doesn't tire out the audience.
I'm not sure why she gets talked up as being one of the top dogs. Feels forced. She has potential, but it honestly still feels very amateurish.
>>63197264
you are shilling this cow in /b/ at the same time, you FUCKING NIGGER RETARD IS THIS THE BEST JOB YOU COULD GET, IS THIS WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT ON DATES!!!
>>63199631
The problem with fucking amstaff is that they look like prison faggots fucking each other.
>>63199187
is she playing a literal prostitute now?
>>63199187
>they still photoshopped all the cellulitis off her right thigh
IMPRESSIVE
>>63197264
Her body is fine. It's "normal girl" range.
I can't stand her face though.
>>63197264
Guys who bought this will pray to have that month past really fast.
Hope it's February for being the shortest one
Please stop this.
No more of this pig on /tv /.
She's the kind of girl you finger outside a nightclub. Then in the morning, you wake up hungover, and the smell of your fingers triggers the vomiting.
>>63199788
>"""""normal girl"""""
let me guess you're an amerifat on the photo she's borderline obese
>>63200466
>he's a child-craver
/pol/ is ALWAYS right
>>63200498
>>63197264
>>63199187
>>63200411
dubs speak the truth
i'd hit it
This is proof that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. You go girl.
>>63201274
Shhh
>>63199187
Would it be possible to kill her with your bare fists? How long would I have to punch her head until her skull cracks or her brain stops working?
>>63200411
bretty accurate
Reminder that if you wouldn't hit that you are a boy loving, low test beta male.
>>63197264
>>63199187
You know this is still photoshop'ed too right
>>63203527
low test is if she has a big ass and/or big tities she has neither you're just into BBW(W) nigger.
>>63203527
Why would anyone want to fuck live action Miss Piggy.
>>63201756
Just choke her instead it's quicker and easier
Gotta thank Piggy Schumer for making me hate fat people again, and to finally slim back down to fighting weight. Time to get fit for summer so my buddy and I can zoom past our neighboring starbucks in the summer and yell insults at slightly overweight white women.
>>63203699
No, I want her to feel a lot of pain. Choking her would be doing her a favor
>>63200411
well done
>>63199648
Give it up fag
>>63203261
john boyega has let himself go.
admit it; everyone you've fucked is fatter than that.
Do guys like how the only people you ever see trying to forward this fat acceptance shit is fat women?
Like fat men know that they're fat because they make poor decisions and they're lazy but with women they can't accept that criticism.
The irony lads.
>>63200411
she. . . she is perfect here. why can't she stop eating bros?
>>63204029
>everyone you've fucked
yeah, haha
>>63204029
I fucked one girl that was fatter than that and that's about it
that being said, I wouldn't call Schumer fat. She's chubs for sure but not really fat
>>63204157
>Like fat men know that they're fat because they make poor decisions and they're lazy but with women they can't accept that criticism.
probably, except that both men and women who try to lose weight, inevitably fail, because not only is shitty food addictive, but we're constantly misled on what is actually good for us.
•orange juice has as much sugar as soda
•milk is full of growth hormone, because it evolved to help calves grow into cows
•white bread and white rice is just empty calories
•wheat bread is just white bread with brown added
•meat isn't that bad but still calorie-dense as fuck
• not many people eat fruit
•fewer eat vegetables or greens without drenching them in raaaaaaanch dressing and canceling all the benefits
• food companies love to trick you by putting words like "healthy" and "superfood" and "organic" on what are essentially candy bars
• exercise doesn't contribute significantly to weight loss
I'd hit it back in the day.
>>63204599
>•orange juice has as much sugar as soda
>•milk is full of growth hormone, because it evolved to help calves grow into cows
>•white bread and white rice is just empty calories
>•wheat bread is just white bread with brown added
>•meat isn't that bad but still calorie-dense as fuck
>• not many people eat fruit
>•fewer eat vegetables or greens without drenching them in raaaaaaanch dressing and canceling all the benefits
>• food companies love to trick you by putting words like "healthy" and "superfood" and "organic" on what are essentially candy bars
>• exercise doesn't contribute significantly to weight loss
this is all common knowledge to anyone who actually did maybe 30 minutes of research
>>63204688
yeah she definitely used to be fuckable
Oh yeah, I would fuck her big time
>>63203261
>legendary NBA player
>fuck thousands of girls
>kick AIDS in the cock
>have gayest son imaginable
That's the only way magic could be stopped
it's what's on the inside that counts
>>63204932
everything is inside with her
>>63197264
i think her body needs work, if you know what i mean thank you I'm here all week, try the veal.
>>63200411
She's so fucking sexy in this pic.
![ferrell_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4XYPoQ6.jpg "ferrell_a[1].jpg")
>>63197264
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Will Ferrell?
>>63207787
Will's face isn't as fat and he isn't a Jew. Similar, I guess.
>>63207807
True, he is not as fat. Also, he is funny sometimes. I guess, what I'm trying to say is that she looks like a man.
>>63207831
>I guess, what I'm trying to say is that she looks like a man.
Yeah, that's true.
>>63204841
That's Magic's SON?
Wow life does have a wicked sense of humor?
>>63197264
Terrible comedy on a terrible body
>>63197264
Still would
>>63203640
err1 knows
>>63197264
She is perfect if you have a fat fart fettish
guys are dicks am I right ladies?
god having a vagina is such a drag am I right ladies?
>>63200411
Fuck, man, that sounds about right.
>>63197264
Wrong pose. Needs to be less scrunched up like a curled up dog.
>>63199187
real women have curves :3 #GIRLENPOWERED
>>63207807
>that hair
>not a Jew
>>63199187
Anyone who wouldn't should get their Test levels checked
>>63197264
Wanna stick my dick in one of those folds and fatfuck her.
