ITT: Convince someone to watch a movie with one gif/webm
>>63194815
Okay, i'll bite. What's it?
>>63194882
Tag (2015), directed by Sion Sono
>>63194863
Probably the best movie ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3cXcS49D64
>>63194863
Did the spear actually stab him or did he just grab it?
In reality it clearly missed but I can't decide if they want you think he is stabbed or not.
>>63195079
in the movie its meant to go through his armor and through him, it kills him a few moments after he speaks to Percival, the man standing beside him. Percival was important because he was homeless before the knights saved him, and then he saved the country by finding the Holy Grail..
Why the fuck can gifs be >3 mb but webms can't?
>>63194931
I liked merlin better
>>63195259
i hope he becomes the emperor penguin
>>63195259
his destiny awaits elsewhere
>>63195259
>the crew stated that even if they did bring him back he would still run towards the mountains.
>he was heading to certain death
>>63195259
lame
>>63195389
yoooo what is this called
>>63195134
ooo, a spooky skeleton decor
>>63195259
WELL!?
WHY?!
>>63195555
>>63194815
Nope
>>63195441
it's a nice fantasy/adventure movie. something like masters of the universe.
>>63195804
What movie is that?
>>63195834
Woman in the Dunes.
Pic not related.
>>63195630
That was cool as shit, not going to lie.
>>63195804
The Woman in the Dunes is just a great movie
>>63194815
>gif of a movie that just came out
Step it up senpai.
3/5 movie. Pretty weak for Sion Sono.
>>63195389
Why would anyone watch that filth. Jesus Christ
>>63195872
>The Woman in the Dunes is just a great movie
Indeed it is. Teshigahara is pretty under rated here.
Have you seen his other movies he did in conjunction with Kobe Abe? Abe wrote the stories which Teshigahara adapted, there is also Face of Another, Pitfall and The Ruined Map, Pitfall is especially good.
Pic not related.
>>63195259
>>63195348
kek'd
>>63195259
WHY?!
Marcy Martha May Marlene
>>63195852
that spooped me a little
>>63196006
>he was a good friend
>>63195555
wow, cool prank
>>63195259
>Herzog will die in my lifetime
>>63196107
It's a great movie, that scene especially gave me nightmares, not even joking.
Fuck nukes.
>>63194863
I LOVE THAT MOVIE BECAUSE IT HAS AN ENDING LIKE IN MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
>>63196222
is that natalya simonova?
>>63196416
i GOT A BONER NOW
>>63196006
I didn't know he'd done any other of Abe's stuff, I must check that out.
Abe is a great writer incidentally, better than Mishima I'd argue, assuming you can get a good translation.
>>63196222
RoF is a guilty pleasure.
![1397803240315[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nUgoRPs.png "1397803240315[1].png")
>>63195555
Is it him?
>>63196471
I've been looking to get into Mishima, but really don't want to go to /lit/, who does a good translation?
Sadly haven't read any Abe either, but he's on the list after seeing these movies.
>>63194863
Is their plate made out of aluminum or something?
>>63196370
I hate that actress. It's "that girl" actress
>>63195496
underrated movie
>>63195630
Is this Undercover Brother?
>>63196617
Yes
>>63196118
That movie got too much stick. I enjoyed it more than Spectre.
>>63196118
JESUS CHRIST STOP THE RIDE I WANNA GET OFF
>>63195555
who the fuck jabs the phone to their ear like that?
>>63196370
Is that Simon Pegg in the last frame
>>63196782
Now that's a fucking wingman
>>63196575
That is how real plate armor is. It is just a psychological thing. It never does well with things that can poke holes. It is better for defending slashing and blunt force to a point.
>>63197904
But that look terrible
>>63197982
It is terrible, I never made it past the initial hook of it after the car thing. Don't waste your time.
>>63196556
I'd start with Temple of the Golden Pavilion for Mishima, it's an excellent novel and a great way to get into his style. Ivan Morris translates well and one of the mass market paperbacks (Vintage maybe?) carries his translation so shouldn't be hard to find.
Getting a good translation of Abe is difficult, as his characters and style are quite dreamlike, and become borderline hard to follow if not translated well. Again though, the Penguin Classics version of The Woman in the Dunes carries E. Dale Saunder's translations, which is pretty decent for my money.
ITT: spoil the best parts of the movie so that people will watch the movie
>>63197904
>character already established as an invisible presence that will lay an unavoidable, professional trap for the target
>strolling around aiming a gun like a laser pointer and not killing a potential threat
God fucking damn and I thought the last Hitman film was bad
Do any of you have that webm where Jesus sticks a crucifix up his butt?
>>63197904
Did he killed her? I'm not seeing that movie.
>>63197812
It's actually pretty good at stopping shit like spears and slashes, bad at stopping blunt force which is why war hammers became a big thing in the latter medieval era when suits of armor were really well made.
Go rewatch and admire those sets and practical effects.
>>63200738
Yeah that shit looked amazing, didn't understand why they'd fly them to the beach though.
>>63195688
3.14?
Not yet huh, /tv/?
>>63200943
god that'd be the most terrifying thing
>>63195555
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>63194882
Full film here (yes the title is different but this is it, and the gif appears at the very beginning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZcz1Z1t5Qw
>>63195469
That was horse shit
>>63195469
wow that looks so interesting and entertaining..
>>63196222
CHEKD
>>63200943
All the elements of that film are extremely well-crafted.
>>63200738
It's so dense
The GoodTimesKid
>>63201308
>>63201570
so its all a dream sequence after death just like in The Waking Life huh?
>>63201062
Indeed.
>>63198050
I hope you can see my thanks!
Thank you!
>>63195134
this looks fucking dope. thank you for posting this.
>>63197904
>hownottoplayhitman.webm
>>63197904
>>63198006
Looks comfy tbqh familia
>>63196556
Whatever you do with your life, read sun and steel. It's an amazing book.
>>63201570
That's its original name.
It's a very, very loose adaption of a book by that title that had been previously adapted into a film series and dorama.
>>63203809
zachary quinto looks comfy tbqh
>>63194815
>>63204231
did he died?
>>63203524
why is it that the people who make the movies of Hitman are the complete retards who don't know how to play it?
>>63194815
That's really ugly.
Why are asians always so crazy and psychotic?
>>63204262
I sure hope so.
>>63196006
the face of another is amazing
>>63200943
>polwatchingwesterncivilization.jpg
>>63196552
Yes, its the same actor
>>63195259
WHY DID HE GO TOWARDS THE MOUNTAINS??
>>63201570
Now I want to watch this but I also don't want to waste like a solid hour and a half watching a shitty movie.
The CGI is awful too.
>80's era Sean Young is gone forever
Fuck.
>>63195212
because webms load faster and have less bloat.
>>63204482
It's one of those movies where people will either love or hate it, pretty much no in-between. It's one of those movies where you pretty much have to search up after you finish watching it to get the meaning of it.
>>63204441
See that mountain? you can climb it.
>>63204610
Yeah I'm not going to watch it family
>>63196193
I can hear the fucking music
alice in the cities
>>63204658
Caspere knew this.
>>63204631
sauce por favor
tokyo tribe
witching and bitching
>>63204736skipped parts
>>63196782
movie?
>>63204949
drake & josh
>>63201570
holy shit are they using the walking dead music?
>>63204949
Mean Creek
>>63205106
Sweet! I thought it was red dawn, thanks!
>>63200943
>when your girl is a squirter so you know you aren't getting your damage deposit back
>>63205266
feel free to say it in ebonics m8, dont worry. really.
>>63204565
>>63200943
I don't get why that's impressive.
They're just filling a tank with water.
>>63204565
>90s era Kevin Costner is gone
oh well
>>63196569
HAHA JESUS
>>63196158
that doesnt have to be true anon
>>63195414
Chaos (2005)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBSncUspBk
>>63196416
fucking autistic poster
>>63195630
this movie is full of some pretty awesome gags. love the nigga in the dorky yellow shirt spilling coffee all over himself
>>63196455
:^)
>>63204336
I bet Yanet Garcia never has to put up with this shit.
>>63196782
Shut the FUCK up Clyde!
>>63207720
i would eat her shit desu
>>63204336
Why is he getting shit thrown at him?
>>63204675
>>63204631
>>63196193
man, I miss big hollywood explosions. Everything today is CGI or funnels with cork and flour.
>>63199400
>>63205454
well, the fact that they're actually doing it is pretty impressive, hell, they built a whole ship and sunk it in a huge fucking tank.
Today it would be a CGI greenscreen shitfest.
ironically though, the CGI that actually is in the movie havent held up well.
>>63208153
Didn't the New James bond Have the Largest explosion ever done on film? Even though it was kinda out of place and pointless....
>>63208153
come to think of it explosions sure are incredibly stupid
>>63205187
IT'S JUST SAMPLING, BRO
>>63194815
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2kfvpg
>>63204262
No, but it was extremely painful
>>63208690
HHNNNNNGNGNGNGNGNGN
>>63204565
did she glue his dick to his stomach afterwards?
>>63204231
jeez, love this moment
>>63199563
it turns out that Zackery Quinto was actually trying to abduct her and 47 was trying to save her
why he kept taking out Quinto non-lethally there I have no idea, movie would have been over quickly if he just threw him in front of a train
>i come to threads and yell at people about using a website i dont like
wtf is wrong with you guys
>>63208829
was it rape?
>>63197904
Quinn?
>>63196416
god, they fucking ripped off scary movie
>>63208648
>>63204705
retarded lookin ass bitch
>>63196370
That's a pretty big guy
>>63208525
>largest explosion ever done on film?
I have a hard time believing that was the biggest explosion ever done on film, most setups? probably,
>Even though it was kinda out of place and pointless....
I actually laughed when I saw it, it had a weird comedic timing and no buildup.
>>63208697
For you
>>63209135
I really liked that movie and I'm happyJaygot me to see it.
>>63209204
Me too. See Murder Party? A lot of fun.
>>63209197
>yfw the bad guy has a revolver at the end
suddenly /v/ posts
>>63207812
i knew one of the main actors in this
>>63209235
Yeah, another fun movie I wouldn't have seen if not for RLM.
Those "What have you been watching this year?" HinBs are great if only because Jay recommends movies I've never heard of, like that one about the blind werewolf hunter.
>>63196118
Every single scene in that movie seemed to be shot with like 12 different cameras. Just Bond hopping a bench and in that 4 seconds there'd be 4 different angles. Made it incredibly hard to tell what was going on at any time.
Also that movie sucked.
>>63209294
holy shut bru thet's prutty cool
>>63209398
this makes me laugh every time
still haven't seen the movie yet, gotta get around to it soon
>>63196370
When did Billy Pepper become Varg Vikernes?
>>63209204
>>63209296
Not sure who or what you are referring to. Late Phases? Really bad movie but I am somehow fascinated by it. That director Bogliano is worth checking out. 36 Pasos and Here Comes the Devil are quite good.
>>63209398
God that chick was hot.
>>63209450
shit blew my mind tbqksoxrabh
>>63195259
Carry on brave hero
>>63209480
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AHHHH
>>63201305
I'm sold, what movie is this from?
>>63204749
I'm a big Sono fan but that had to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It had so much potential too.
>>63204658
FUCK YOU TODD YOUR LIES KILLED THE PENGUIN
>>63207720
How cheap are butt and tit implants in brazil? I want to take my girl there for the summer.
>>63209604
>>63208648
>>63209071
GOAT short film
>>63209514
Yeah Late Phases is the one, my bad for saying "HinB" instead of "HitB" or just not being stupid and typing out Half in the Bag. At some point Jay mentions the movie briefly in a review and I was tempted by the description. I wouldn't call it "really bad" I thought the lead actor was pretty solid and the ending was pretty intense. It went for something different and, considering what the movie was about to begin with, I think it succeeded.
Thanks for the tips anon, I'll give those a shot.
>>63200943
sorry, this movie was popular so I'm obliged to hate it, even though it contains everything I claim to want.
>>63209480
>think "this must have been based on a Stephen King story"
>google it
>of course it was
>>63201570
kek
>>63209866
>Chinese Keith David
>>63209729
ahh i remember reading about this. aight den.
>>63195259
>tfw even a brave little penguin marches defiantly into the face of certain death
Why can't we be so brave bro's?
>>63209847
i really gotta watch this again
>>63209973
>I may have gone too far in a few places
Not only the funniest silent film ever made, one of the funniest films ever made.
>>63209952
What movie is that? I know that mall, its in miami.
>>63196006
What is the sauce of this webm?
>>63210040
Sherlock Jr is pretty funny too senpai
>>63194815
>>63210040
holy fuck
>>63210040
It's a fantastic film, but it's not THAT funny.
>>63204020
anyone else get flashbacks to that cod4 map?
>>63210053
Sex Drive
surprisingly good movie
>>63195259
He must separate himself from the herd and fashion his own ethic in the solitude of the mountain. If he has greatness in his soul, he will return the master of his own will and an Emperor Penguin in more than a nominal sense.
>>63210098
>The James Deen story
>>63210168
>that feel
>>63209998
What movie? I think I remember something about it.
>>63210208
Burn After Reading, by Coen Bros
>>63210251
I love that movie, truly a gem.
>>63210062
anyone?
>>63195259
TODD
>>63210251
now we need a booty sweat webm
