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so i asked them to lower the guns and slight them over because
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so i asked them to lower the guns and slight them over because i want them.. they actually did it the absolute madmen hahahahaha.
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She looks like a fat Mellisa Benoist.
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>>63190448
HOW IS SHE STILL FAT DURING THE APOCALYPSE
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>>63190448
>so i asked them to lower the guns and slight them over because i want them
>slight them

rough OP. Rough.
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>>63190448
why didnt they just shoot him in the head?

they do it all the time with the walkers, and i doubt he'd be able to move a muscle afterwards...
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>>63190706
how do i edit post?
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so we blocked the street with our bodies to stop a truck and asked them to give us the rocket launcher that would have killed us instantly .. they actually did it the absolute madmen hahahahaha.
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>>63190745
This isn't Tohno-chan, nerd.
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>>63190728
Because no one ever does that in TWD. It would solve a problem, TWD characters are only there to create contrived problems.
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>>63190745

You can't if you're the OP, used to be back in the ol' days you could delete your own thread.
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>>63190728
i feel like the more important question is, why didnt HE just shoot them all in the head
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>>63190751
RIDING THROUGH THIS WORLD
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>>63190583
>big bones
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>>63190751
honestly Abe, Sasha, Daryl could easily take these faggots without the rpg
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artsy and subtile. bravo.
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>>63190839
this show would have been so cash if they wouldnt have been so prude about actually showing some nude and violence.
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>>63190988
Is that Sam kid legit retarded?
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MOM?
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>>63190448
>Tara went 10/10 boom noscope headshot while hanging off a wall last episode
>Didn't take a shot at /b/'s head

He literally won a knife fight with a stick, and then won a gun fight with a knife.
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>>63191383
So is that kid going to get himself, his mother, and the other faggot brother killed? I hope so. I hope Carl loses an eye, too. And presumably if that happens, Judith dies as well.
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>>63191510
>faggot brother
Carl X Ron 4lyf
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>>63191383
Why the fuck did this shit brat talk? Does he NOT realize it'll draw attention.

I really hate how people in this show do retarded things all the damned time.
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>>63191383
God fucking damn I hate that twat. It's like early Carl and Lori combined into one character with a little bit of psychopath thrown in the mix.
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>>63191588
Mentally ill child doing "retarded" stuff.
>nicely bait anon
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>>63190448
Is that Skeet Ulrich?
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>>63190848
Yes they could, hence why those guys have a grenade launcher. Daryl could've easily plowed through them and wrecked their bikes.

I wonder if the surviving Wolves will join Negan? They know the layout of Alexandria.
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>>63191588
>I really hate how people in this show do retarded things all the damned time.

You can complain about that with all the other characters, but right now you're complaining that an actual retard is doing retarded things.
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>>63190751
I COME TO SAY THIS. GODDAMMIT. THEY WERE IN A FUCKING TRUCK. IF YOU SEE A GROUP OF ASSHOLES ON THE WAY WITH FUCKING MOTORCYCLES YOU JUST RUN OVER THEM.
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>>63191645
Is he mentally ill? I just thought he was too scared from his dad's beatings.
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>Pop off headshots left and right while running with ease
>5 feet away from a guy standing still who just attempted to murder your whole group
>Decide to give him your guns and hope he doesn't kill everyone
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>>63191682
At which point they said he was actually retarded or are you just making shit up?
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>>63191383
>pretend you're someone brave

Holy shit, I laughed every time she said this. She's basically saying he's a useless piece of shit right to his face. 10/10 mom
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>>63191383
>MOM?
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>>63191688
I wish Shane was alive. He would've taken no shit from those guys. Merle and the Governor would be cool to see too.
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>>63190448
When was Chris-Chan held hostage?
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>>63191383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irlsI0PDdmc
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>We can't kill him!
>Proceed to body slam your friend's spine on a concrete floor paralyzing her for life
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>mid season finale
>nothing happens
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>>63191736
They never said it, but considering literally every single thing he does he's definetly not very stable.
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>>63191831
But she would still be alive anon
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>>63190728
>>63191461
>>63191728

So much this, the dude wasn't even hiding behind the fatso, goddamn it the only person I ever miss the head was the people of Alexandria,

The show is like super cheap right now


>>63191461

Probably because he doesn't have experience with guns
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>>63190583
WOW CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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>>63191831
I was personally rooting for Carol to kill that faggot. One thing I do enjoy is how Carol and Rick are constantly questioned, only to be proven right mere seconds later.
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>>63191853
And you just know, nothing will happen for the first few episodes when it returns. First episode will be them all finding each other again. 2nd episode will be with daryl and the other 2. 3rd episode will be Rick and them finding a new place to live and possibly encountering Negan or someone at the very end.

They'll probably stand like CIA did and say those guns are ours now
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>>63191705
Whatever you want to call it; PTSD - kid's head ain't on straight.
>dad beats the shit outta him
>carol fucks with his head
>people getting slaughtered
>zombies everywhere
He is unable to process the consequences of his actions.
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>>63191933
He's actually acting like a kid would act during a fucking apocalyptic setting with zombies and killing everywhere.
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>>63191875
even if he would hide like a crazy stealth maniac behind fatso .. you dont just give him your fucking guns?! he is still just having a knife. he is still just in a position where he has to literally kill himself by killing his hostage. this almost reached glenn in the well levels of stupid
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>>63190988
what's the name of that song?
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>>63191383

I honestly don't mind about the kid being retard, all kids are pretty much retard anyway, but like a anon said in the other thread, they could have duck taped his mouth or something

Also if Jessie dies will be extremely anti-climatic, at least in the comics she and Rick had something, here it will means nothing
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>>63191978
>>63191803
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>>63191688
Duryl is never going to harm a motorcycle m8. If they were on skateboards or bikes he woulda turned them into road pizza but they preyed on his one weakness.
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>>63190751
Bad planning, it's as if the walking dead chars don't learn from past events and acknowledge human scum is still lingering to kill them.

Someone should of sat in the back of the truck and hit them with an rpg after they were just ran over. Or pop up and fire one off.

Quality people don't block the road.
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>>63191971

Yeah man, just like I said, the show is becoming extremely cheap
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So does Negan really use his hands to stretch his eyes out like a five year old and run around imitating Glenn after he kills him? because some anon in another thread said he did and everytime I remember that I burst out laughing.
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>>63190751

How did the bikers ended up ahead of them?
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>>63190751
I just watched the episode when did this happen?
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>>63192287
After the credits.
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>>63190583
By never doing any manual labor and never leaving the safe zone.
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why did they even care about that fat bitch?

they should have just blasted both of them and been done with it

she isnt even part of the core group
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>>63191803
>1803â–¶>>63192042
>>>63191383
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irlsI0PDdmc [Embed]
What the fuck did I just watch?
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WORST
MID-SEASON
FINALE
EVER
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>>63192539
wat. that was finale? kek
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>>63192462
OR

Why didn't she do something when the wolf attacked morgan? Or have decent awareness while it was going on in general.

She had no business surviving in the show anyways if she lacks that much awareness.
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>>63192174
This sounds hilarious anyone have a pic from the comics?
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>>63190448

this show works a lot better if you treat it as a comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CRI-qmF6-4
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>>63192410
I lost 46 pounds by dieting in 3 months. There's no way she can be consuming the kind of calories to maintain that bulk unless she and the other fat chick are raiding the pantry together.

This is a world where food is scarce and they don't seem to be farmers. Even with canned, dried, freeze-dried, salted and smoked foods around, she'd be eating limited rations.
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>>63192612

MID-SEASON FINALE

TWD takes a break mid season
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>>63192645
None of the Alexandrians barring the gay couple know how to survive and deal with hostiles. If these slack-jawed yokels were near Woodbury, they'd get reamed hard.
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>>63192713
>46 pounds in 3 months
thats ridiculously unhealthy, anon. but congrats to your success nontheless.
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>>63192813
he meant 4 to 6 lbs
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>>63192713

Fat characters take my immersion out tbqhfam
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>>63190583
I cant wait for her character to get killed off

same with the autistic moron with the mullet that can't use a machete to defend himself and lets others waste bullets to save his ass
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>>63191969
>>63191933
acting as a kid would in such a fucked up world
seeing his dad die
then the one person he turns to tells him to go kill shit or he is a monster
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>>63192813
I wasn't starving myself. I ate 5-6 small meals a day to speed up my metabolism (basically glorified snacks). I ate fresh veg and fruit with yogurt, cottage cheese, chicken breasts, fish and steel-cut oats. Cut down on sugar and salt.

I also walked and biked a bit while drinking plenty of water, but 90% of the battle is in the kitchen. It's all about portion control.
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>>63190728
P L O T
L
O
T
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>>63191510
>his mother

You gay or something?
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>>63190583
eating nebraska pussy
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>>63192713
>>63190583

Ok you uneducated retards, here's the answer.

>genetics
>canned food high in preservatives, sugar, and carbs
>sedimentary life style within the safety of alexandria
>when your body doesn't get proper nutrition or exercise, it actually clings and stores carbs and sugars as an emergency method of maintaining itself, which equals no weight loss.

So it is absolutely plausible that she'd still be a little thick in an apocalypse given the food she eats, genetics, and lack of activity.
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>>63191663
No it's Dave Grohl.
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>>63190583
genetics
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>>63193155
fuck off haes
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>>63190636
Just the sight of her face, short hair, no nudity is enough to make me diamonds. She was top fucking notch at this stage in her career.

FUUUUCK HNNNNNGGGGGGG
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>>63193155
>genetics
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>>63193293
Who? Look I hate the character she's prime time sjw but her weight is the least of her character's problem
>>63193309
>disregards one legitimate reason
>while ignoring the several others I posted
>reaction image with no argument

And people say /v/ is worse than /tv/. Might as well fuse the two boards.
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>>63192695

Well pic google "Negan kills Glenn" and you're on your way anon. That's not a pretty scene, though.

As for the TV series goddammit are all those people fucking morons? I'm getting real sick of the writing. They make the characters dumber than normal to create implausible plot twists.
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>>63191588
He is pretending to be brave anon. He ain't no scared from these stupid walkers, he want his mum to get him some cookies.
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the wolf guy is probably going to use the fat dyke as a zombie meal to escape.
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>>63190848
>>63190751
These faggots are gonna get killed by Daryl, femdog, and Abe and be the instigation of the Lucilling like in the comics.
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Where the fuck were this two when all this shit went down?
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>>63190583
>HOW IS SHE STILL FAT DURING THE APOCALYPSE
She has a thyroid condition.
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>>63193855
That's a good goddamn question. I wonder if future and obligatory gay character will die
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>>63190448
what's the worst that could have happened if they shot him?
a minor cut on the fat as fuck neck that can't possibly be fatal
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>>63193855
went to hilltop for reinforcements to help clean out the herd but got denied. they were waiting for deana to tell rick about the communities, but emergency forced their hand. brought jesus with them tho.

nah, that would be too entertaining, they'll be shown in a pseudflashback stuck in a house conversing about the merits of procreation versus faggotry in the postapoc or someshit, then reappear in time for rick's rally.
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>>63190839
Makes them look like a bunch of faggots.
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>>63190751
what ep is this?
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>>63194207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGYtj_PyO4s
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hey lads I skipped most of the episode

Can you please tell me what happened to Carol after the skirmish with Morgan?
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>>63194305
She is officially a quadriplegic now. Happened in the comics, too.
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>>63194285
was this 6.8? I must have skipped too much
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>>63191688
A fucking fuel truck..
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>>63192713
Wtg bruddah.
Unless you're a lady than wtg,lady.
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Why don't the group just drape a snug goreblanket on a boar then unleash it on the zombies?
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>>63194340
People are saying it was after the credits, honestly my recording ended before they ended so I didn't see it.
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>>63194427
Yes they will drive in fear as henchman dramatically lights a match on his survivor's stubble then flick it in slomo at the trail of fuel on the asphalt, as snipa and redhandlebars scream at crossbro to step on it
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>>63194340
It played in the commercial break of another shitty show.
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>>63194472
Why don't they just put zombies in a harness to turn windmills and other low-yield turbines, like Guvna's scientist was already doing?
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>>63194487
it was on the talking dead
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>spend everyday 360 no scoping zombies with head shots
>can't hit the head of a tall guy that is standing still
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So they're really tuned back negan then?
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>>63194472
Why don't they just laminate zombie torsos and rifles on a bicycle so they can travel anywhere unafraid & unmolested ?
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>>63194753
they haven't showed him yet
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>>63191758
Shane is too stupid to deal with an army like Negan. He would've died against the Governor.

The Governor and his crew, on the other hand, are tough operators. The Governor would get wind of where Negan's hideout is and ram a couple of U-Hauls full of Walkers as well as leading hordes of them in the general vicinity.
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>>63191510
he's gonna let himself and his mother die. His brother's gonna go complete batshit crazy and shoot Carl in the eye and die.
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>>63192813
depends on his starting weight and how tall he is
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>>63190448
everyone except the wolf guy was doing something wrong

Carol shouldve waited until Morgan was gone (after the zombies) to kill the wolf guy.

Morgan should've had the wolf guy tied up in more then just a thin rope

the latina shouldve shot him in the head
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>>63192896
hes a pussy but hes a smart pussy. he knows that if he learns to defend himself he will be put in situations where his life will be in danger, he wants to be as useless as possible so people shelter him all the time.
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>>63190772
he liked the fatty's autistic speech. it was like she was speaking directly to his edge, so he decided to steal her.
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just watched this episode a few minutes ago

FUCK MORGAN

ALSO FUCK CARL A BIT FOR NOT TELLING HIS DAD THAT THAT PUNK KID WAS GONNA KILL HIM
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>>63190448
>Rick's group can flawlessly make headshots on zombies all throughout the show.
>can't do it to this guy, and he's standing completely still


what a great, consistent show
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>>63192713
My wife just lost over 50 pounds the same way. She got pancreantitis, and with it came mild diabetes, so they told her to lay off the carbs, so she did. Boom, a little under a quarter of her weight gone. And she wants to keep watching the carbs even though she's all recovered from being sick finally. We'll see I guess
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>>63194487
>>63194716
And a few min into the show into the jew lands
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>>63198884
So close
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>>63190751
the tuck was full of fuel. one precise shot could blow their shit up.
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>>63198952
This is not a video game anon
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>>63190583
She has a fat face, but her body isn't that bad.
Would bang.
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>>63192709
>this show works a lot better if you treat it as a comedy

I just treat it as being based on the premise of "What would happen if the only people to survive a zombie apocalypse were morons".

Makes it quite entertaining.
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>>63199259
This, when they focus on her face she looks pretty fat but when we get body shots it's more of a chubby build. Granted it's not the sexy chubby look but definitely not as fat as her face would make it seem.
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